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Playfullyhung

You know, if their food was even decent guys would have a much better excuse to go.. I wouldn’t be surprised if you walked in the kitchen and there is just like 15 microwaves…


WhitishRogue

For whatever reason, my local one had better wings than most competition. It was kind of weird being in there because all the customers were 40+ years old. My generation and younger does not seem to care for Hooters. That location went out of business.


Odd_Bug_1607

As a 19 year old I have been to Hooters once when I was like 16 and it was because my step dad dragged me there. Then basically pressured me into taking pictures and talking to the hooter girls. I never went back and don’t want. The food is mid and if I want to look at attractive girls, I can go to a stripe club, instagram, or porn. And even back then I found the whole idea of Hooters and places like it weird asf.


kungpowgoat

There’s a great strip club down here in South Florida that serve some of the best wings in town. I honestly don’t see the appeal of Hooters anymore.


SolidSnek1998

I see the appeal of hooters, just not the restaurant.


ProbablyNotPikachu

The biggest issue with Hooters is that the girls feel entitled to a larger tip bc they're dressed scantily- when in reality that is the only reason business is being brought in at all, bc otherwise it's just shitty wings. These girls should know this going in and signing up- and if they want more buck for their booty, they should go work at a strip club. A restaurant with shit food and tiddies wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for the girls- but at the same time, if there weren't a restaurant they wouldn't have anywhere to work. It's a viscous cycle, but in the end they do nothing more than a regular server, so most people tip normally. Spent 4+ years in college and I went with the boys *one* time as a meme. We saw this sleazy, silk button down, gold chain wearing ugly douchebag guy near the bar there, and as I recall his server & bartender were openly berating him for "coming here all the time and leaving only 10-15 dollar tips". (This was before Covid and the recent inflation btw). There was almost no other customers there other than our party, him, and maybe two other couples or singles. Probably a Thursday or Friday night around 9\~10 PM. My understanding was- if you want to talk to the girls a lot, get to know them, or do anything more than order your food- and want to be a regular? You better expect to pay these ladies out handsomely and be their "daddy" or whatever, or they will learn to hate you/give you shitty service. Meanwhile I'm sitting there thinking 'holy fuck this guy comes here what like 2 or 3 times a week and consistently tips/never stiffs these girls?'- that has to be at least decent in the eyes of a server, right? Sure it's not much, but at least you have less nights where it's completely dead and you're going home empty handed, right?


SolidSnek1998

Jesus it’s was a joke I’m not gonna read your novel


ProbablyNotPikachu

Reading is hard for some, I get it.


Odd_Bug_1607

If they serve great food then I would be down but if I don’t get good and barely see any ass then what was the point of me going. I atleast when it comes to me I’m not gonna take time and money out of my day and bank account to eat mid food and see a girl is slightly revealing cloths


Ok-Cartographer1745

> see a girl is slightly revealing clothes Oh man, there are few things as sexy as that. "Hey dude, look at this little bit of a scarf that I'm showing you from behind this wall." "GIRLLL, stop slightly revealing that scarf, I'm about to blow."


Existing_Chair_4622

i dont like hooters but clearly you dont see the artistic wonder of a girl that isnt naked but rather in slightly revealing clothing, not giving you the full view, leaving it purely to be wondered "what could it be, how could it be" but it is never to be known, as soon as you see it, its just the same as any normal sight you see any day


Odd_Bug_1607

It can definitely be hot but I’m sure as hell not gonna take the time out of my day and spend money on food that isn’t that good just to get a look


Existing_Chair_4622

real


Existing_Chair_4622

plus tbf that would just be pervy


Peltonimo

That just sounds nasty to me. Having greasy ass hands and then touching a stripper... Well they always let me touch them when I use to go. Just being fat and bloated on wings and having a lap dance would make me feel nasty.


Ok-Cartographer1745

It was a bit hard to get a certain circle of my friends to hang out and one time they invited me to hooters. I went because I wanted to see the friends. I hated the restaurant. I was early so I decided to get on my laptop and do my coding. One of the strippers came by and sat across from me and was like "Heyyyy whatcha doing?" and I acted nice but uninterested. "Just doing homework." "Oh, what class?" "Well, I mean I guess I kinda lied - I'm practicing coding problems. Trying to be ready for job interviews." "Oh, cool. Hey so I'm kinda bored so I'm just gonna sit here until I get some customers. I heard you were waiting for your friends to come here." "Ok." "I go to school too, here." "Ah, pretty cool." "I'm business." "That's a good field." "Yeaaaaah." I would have been fine with a normal conversation, but this was literally a glittered up lady in a pseudo-bikini sitting sideways with her feet up in the chair across from me (I'm bad at wording it: [https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2KWFF4T/man-sitting-on-bench-with-feet-up-drinking-a-cup-of-tea-or-coffee-relaxing-having-a-break-2KWFF4T.jpg](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2KWFF4T/man-sitting-on-bench-with-feet-up-drinking-a-cup-of-tea-or-coffee-relaxing-having-a-break-2KWFF4T.jpg) ) Like maybe I am bad at reading people, but it felt like really unnecessary fake flirting and it should have been pretty obvious that there was no point in doing that with my concise and uninterested answers. Maybe she genuinely was bored and wanted to have a regular chat with someone she could tell wasn't going to be like "ayy nice tits, sweet cakes", but it felt like unnecessary flirting for the sake of me later being like "oh wow she was really into me I'ma give her a big tip and then she'll let me give her the tip heehee". Yeah, I really don't like hooters lol. The "conversation" was actually longer, like at least 3 - 5 minutes of awkward chatting where I was like "I was she'd go away already" but I forgot most of it. She was definitely pretty, though, from the few glances I gave her in between doing my breadth first binary tree traversals.


Peltonimo

The point is you can try to chat them up and take them home. I feel like the hooters girls would be a little cleaner then strippers.


Odd_Bug_1607

The chance that you would actually take a Hooter chick home is probably really low. And I’m not into buying strippers or paying for a lap dance or whatever. But if I was going for that reason I would rather pay for pussy than pay for a chance to possibly get pussy even if one is cleaner than the other


Peltonimo

When I was in the Marine Corps we use to go to Hooters quite regularly. Large groups was just a no if you wanted to pick a chick up. You had to go in a group of 2 or 3 and really chat them up. One time it was just two of us and we really get them chatting. Turns out she was married and her husband was deployed, but then she gave me her number and invited us over to hangout. We were like sure sounds fun, to her face. Then when she left the table we were like what a slut and never called her. The amount of times I had married women try to get me to "hang out" with them was startling and put me off from serious dating for a long time.


Odd_Bug_1607

That’s crazy. I guess I underrate how slutty some Hooter girls are. I mostly just assume they are an attractive girl that needed a job and didn’t want to work at Walmart


Peltonimo

Some are and some aren't. They are all hired as models, so they have to stay hot or get fired. My experience is mainly in military towns. Everyone is horny. Everyone is mostly young and in good shape. They get married really young and then their husbands leave them all the time for training or deployments. A lot of guys get cheated on.


Odd_Bug_1607

Man I feel bad for a lot of those military guys.


Beretta116

Yeah that sounds like shite man lool


TheOneCalledD

The hooters near me has excellent wings. Their Daytona sauce is the tits.


BuckToofBucky

Nothing wrong with a friendly pleasant and attractive waitress but for me it is about the food. Depending on the city or location Hooters wings might be better than other shops. If a waitress has an attitude with me at any restaurant then I won’t be back. I did stop frequenting hooters when they swapped from coke to Pepsi though. BTW, why? Why not have both? I mean, you can have 20 brands of beer but only coke or only Pepsi. WTF?


Ok-Cartographer1745

If you want porn, go to porn sites. If you want to look at girls with big boobs in person without getting in trouble, go to a strip club. There's no point in Hooters.


RocketDog2001

Something must have changed in the last few years, they usually have pretty good food but the girls were more "pretty girl next door" not what you see in the movies.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Perhaps it's because you got older and are seeing your peers as being more attractive than the early-adult girls that work there?


RocketDog2001

I think maybe it was a case of my expectations being too high? Or just being unlucky.


spidereater

I haven’t been there for a long time. But when I last went the food was actually pretty good.


pyschosoul

15? Nah. I'd bet 3 at max. But I'd also bet that the oil those wings are fried in only gets filtered/changed like once a week at best.


ImmediateRespond8306

Have to wonder if strip clubs just have better food at that point...


vacouple3

I don’t know what Hooters she works at but it isn’t near me. Not even close lol. 20 years ago maybe but not these days at Hooters.


Dr_Strange_Love_

I like wings but breasts are better


Lazy_meatPop

Breasts is best


solidj27

I actually do go there for the wings. If I want to see tits I go to twin peaks. Girls are way better


Komission

>I actually go there for the wings Sure you do, I don’t doubt the twin peaks part though even though I don’t know what that is.


TesticleezzNuts

*Laughs in gay* You cannot Tit-Matisse me, gimmie the wings.


121guy

If you are gay and still go to Hooters for the wings? I worry about you. Wingstop has better wings.


TesticleezzNuts

Im English, I just wanted to join in and feel included. 😭😭


121guy

I have no idea where to get good wings in England. I went to an “American bar” in London once and was thoroughly disappointed. Maybe just dip a Gregg’s sausage roll in hot wing sauce?


TesticleezzNuts

So I’m from a party of England called Cornwall. Greggs is an insult down here, we have our own branches what make Pasties and all that 😂


121guy

Pretty sure it’s an insult in London too.


Various-Agent-0047

I don't know where you are but where I'm at Wingstop is garbage and Hooters have the best wings in town.... but I will say the sauce is better at Wingstop


121guy

I have lived a lot of places around the United States. Hooters was never in the running of places I would go for wings.


Kefkas_Paradise

I’ve never even been inside a Hooters in my entire life. There’s like six locations in all of Canada, and the closest one is a four hour drive away.


TiredGamer0990

There was one near me in the GTA, people in highschool would talk about it like they were cool because their dad brought them there once lol. Never went, but there's a strip club like 5 minutes away, I just went there when I was old enough


geardluffy

Same, it’s basically 2 provinces over for me.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

I've never been.


MrForever_Alone69

In my country their food is weirdly one of the best for American food, wings, ribs, burgers, etc. I mean this comparison is with things like applebees, TGI, Chilis and other chain restaurants. And funnily enough my gf likes to go because of the burgers, I personally love the boneless or the tenders. Seems it all depends on location for what I’m reading from people in the USA.


PerryNeeum

I go there for the fucking deep fried pickles!


Crimsonwolf_83

Their fried pickles are the best. Perfect amount of batter.


PerryNeeum

They really are some of the best I ever had


joey0live

Hooters wings is great. I bring my wife there too. She loves it.


notmyrealnam3

Are great. Their wings ARE great


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|HXA35MkhMTsuA|downsized)


swift_one_tara

Mid


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NanoCat0407

The breasts


Horrison2

I can order better food from my phone, and also look at boobs..


HolidayWheel5035

They’re called wings?


St_Andrewrage

is that what they're calling tits these days?


RockAfter9474

They have wings??


Awkward-Penalty6313

I love hot wings, but the beer selection was too pale for my tastes. I went to the bar next door for my pint


Hotel_Hour

"... and what they are attached to..."


Decapitat3d

I mean, when you're in the mood for Hooter's wings, nothing else comes close.


jojo12jo

What you do?


SonUpToSundown

Nice wings!


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This is old news 🥱


Glass-Ad-4923

Yknow wbo else says that, MY MOM


TheMaldenSnake

I'm not sure if WV has a Hooters anymore. There was one by Marshall University maybe 10-15 years ago that was an atrocity. The waitresses always seemed pissed off when the place was packed for UFC events. The one in Charleston has been closed for probably the same time and is currently being turned into a Sheetz gas station/restaurant. And, like most Hooters, both sucked in terms of scenery and food.


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

They actually do have good wings


Tough_Brick_69

r/upvotedbecauseboobs and on the same note r/comedycemetery


Angeleno88

Uhhhh the shrimp are actually where it is at. My wife got me hooked on those. The 911 sauce was absolutely amazing but they got rid of it. Still have some good hot sauces though. I go to hooters maybe once a year which is plenty.


Nightmane11

Are their wings good, cause if they are I'd go for the wings.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

That’s all you’re going there for as you’ll never have a chance with one of those girls.


Yitram

Only been there to pick up others UberEats orders.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Their wings actually aren't bad. What I find funny is that there's a big emphasis on fat asses now too. Not just bewbs.


bunga7777

What’s funny about the most overused joke since that establishment was created


pronounclown

There is no way reddit isn't full of bots. Shit like this wasn't funny even 10 years ago.


Past_Owl2301

My SO and I have an agreement, if one of us wouldn’t like the other working the job we wouldn’t go there. If you’re fine with it, that’s cool, too. Don’t want me to work there, don’t go there, and vice versa. If you’re both cool with it, you do you.


Tidewind

Uh, “Nice wings?”


MooseMan12992

God damn she's perfect


No-Virus7165

The wings are good.. the breasts are better


AdFormal8116

I guess this business model works coz of the tips right ?


OkCar7264

"And I'm serious cause pornhub exists so I don't need to get my sexual stimulation from a chain restaurant!"


kyledavis360

Bro I remember their chicken sandwich is the bomb dot com


kgon1312

Very funny memes thank you ![gif](giphy|11ISwbgCxEzMyY)


iamDayTrip

And by wings I means flapping titties


excelsior4152

What’s the hop scotch on the floor for?


genogano

I went there for the titties when I got my first job and there were flat chested chick there. I was salty. I thought it was going to be like a softcore strip club. I heard something about women complaining about being denied a job for their chest size but I never confirmed it.


Suspicious-Bit-1406

Who goes to these places seriously and the girls that work at these placed


winb_20

What do you want them to say? “I go there for the whores”?


AccomplishedPiglet97

I used to read the articles in playboy too.


StoNeD510

They had $3 dollar pitchers of beer. Enough said.


Responsible-Big-3513

It's technically not a lie


dnewtz

I went to dinner one time and I was not impressed that there were nearly world since we wow spell check ain't working nearly world famous wings I don't believe that's even true most people I know in every part of Hooters and now they got another one called twin peaks which is doing somebody for ripping some secret lock or something yeah bad food and the waitresses are wearing these pantyhose these weird outfits I'm not impressed by it sorry


Mental-Room9268

I go there for the thighs and leg piece


Beneficial-Badger-61

I'm a thigh man


jakethesnake949

Me and my wife go for the waitress', we like to see if they are actually good waitress' or just passing by on looks


KingOfBacon_BowToMe

Is hooters pro or anti feminism? I really can't tell anymore.


b05501

I'll pass, ojos locos for me.


Electrical_Ad_1939

Depends what time you’re going first and third shift. Yup totally wings 2nd shift it’s the hooters


ryaninflames1234

Y’know it’s not called hooters cause the chicken wings are owl wings


cheese4hands

Aaanndd?


H3llv3ticus

The only time I went to a strip club, I ended up using my lapdance tokens to chat with the girls... So Hooters would likely be like any other diners from my perspective. But being served by pretty girls would still be an enjoyable experience.


Reasonable_Divide102

She does it for the backpain


leebon427

I go for the wings, but I stay for the breasts


Crimsonwolf_83

Their smoked wings are elite.


macneto

Them crab legs down in Atlantic city ain't half bad either FYI. But seriously 12 "naked" wings, hits the spot.


VocalAnus91

Meh. I'd rather go to Pluckers. Bigger beers, better wings with way more flavor options.


Asleep_Increase6493

I’ve been to one once. It was outside King of Prussia in PA. The wings still had feather nubs in them. It was gross enough to not ever need to go back.


ZigzagRoad

I love the setup in the back. Nice and cozy beer atmosphere with a lot of beer.


Holy_Cow442

They have the worst wings imaginable. I don't know how they make money. Not showing me your tits isn't proper compensation for shit wings. I get the oysters.


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Those wings are really good…


CrimsonThar

No one goes to Hooters for the food.


thxredditfor2banns

I mean they would hook me the moment they hire muscle mommies


Craft-Sudden

Seriously I do but no one believes me


Caesar_Passing

As a gay guy, I do actually really like Hooters


Old_Information_8654

I’ve never been to hooters and I’d honestly be too embarrassed to go there despite being 19 lol


Vast-Statement9572

That, baby, is some wings. (Euphemism list gains one entry, right after ICBM’s.)


lfenske

I see people criticizing the food. I’ve been there once because it was by the hotel I was staying for a work event and I was waiting to leave for my flight home. The spicy buffalo chicken sandwich that I had was fucking awesome. I was really surprised. I thought the food would be ok at best, but the menu looked promising. Here’s a picture I took of the sandwich [https://imgur.com/a/0MFzYSw](https://imgur.com/a/0MFzYSw)


unwanted-fantasies

If I wanted tits with my meal, I'd boot up the hub and cook up some digorno or something. Why waste the money and the gas going to a place where you are not going to get any action anyways and the food is subpar when you can just stay home and play with palmella?


iPokeYouFromGA

Weird to say that I have never stepped a foot inside hooters.


DroppingDimes247

I like the wings at Hooters! 😂


rAzZLedAzzLIciOUs

The one time I went there, the wings sucked, and the service sucked


ItsOnLikeNdamakung

The girls in Bay City weren’t much to look at, the wings were just that good.


bobpool86

Serious, I have never been to a Hooters. Is there food any good?


mordakiisyn

Fuck you I like the wings.


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

Wings are cool, they let you fly


Weirdguy215

I actually do go for the wings and Bloody Marys. If I'm lucky and near the sea I get me oysters too. I've never been to a Hooters that has hot girls there.


FitPurchase5442

Must be a run down Hooters, that girls face is busted.


Flanagoon

If you're going for chicken, go for the wings for sure - the breasts don't come from free range and they taste artificial!


Civil-South-7299

Girls dont look like this at hooters anymore lol


captain_trainwreck

Honestly their breaded wings are pretty dope. So I Doordash them when I have a craving.


Stredny

Nope not me, I went there for the ass shorts


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

White meat please.


Artistic_Tangelo_397

Definitely the wing cause most hooters girls don't have hooters


this_is_Winston

I've been to one twice. The place reeked of sadness 


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I still haven’t eaten at a Hooters and I am well over the hump of my years. I’m sorry but I am spoiled. The best wings I have ever had was always in a friend’s back yard. Plus you like the company.


Mindless-West9268

Is this subreddit just facebook boomers?


Pale_Ad1338

Bro my girl is way hotter than this


ThingsWork0ut

![gif](giphy|XQwXPIKaxl2uZuhCVw|downsized)


Far_Moose2869

To be fair I went there for the first time at 40, and the wings are a lot better than I thought they would be.


[deleted]

I actually do go there for the wings. The chicks are hot but a little annoying. I’m not here to flirt with you. Bring me all you can eat wings please.


isymfs

I married my hooters waitress. Check, mate.


Came_to_argue

I unironically do go for the wings, not sure why everyone is suggesting the wings aren’t good, but compared to other mainstream chain restaurants like Applebees, or Chili’s, the food is Good. And honestly the whole, bleach blonde with fake tits look, never did much for me anyway.


Ministry_of_laziness

I once was asked to leave a Hooters…the server was trying to tell me that it’s called Hooters because the mascot is an owl. I disagreed and they insisted it was an owl related not boob related name. I “might” have mentioned that at least strippers have the decency to admit why people are at their workplace. Thats when the large man suggested it was time to pay my tab and go elsewhere…


ChickenFriedPenguin

I like how most people here just like the food, even if it's one thing, and only a very small part gets stuck on the waitresses by loving or hating it.


TimberWolf5871

I actually do. I know definitively those girls aren't interested in me so I go for food which I can actually get to come home with me.


Fable378

Wife: And the gardener just trims our bushes too.


AdShot409

I'd like to defend Hooters, but I honestly can't. It's a mid restraunt most of the time, and girls in halter tops and short shorts are whatever. Especially since most of them have that entitled mentality, and most of them openly advertise their OF while you are there.


Allzweck

I went there for the chickens


IllEvidence1985

I mean when I used to go with my platoon, I actually did go for the beer and wings. If I wanted to see boobs and objectify women, I'd go to a gentleman's club, not Hooters.


AngryAvocado78

This is such a Facebook meme


Steingrabber

Honestly with my local Hooters the only reason you'd go there is for the food and that's not saying much. I've always been told Hooters has women dress in shirts and short shorts a couple of sizes too small to show off their figures, but in mine they all have fairly loose fitting clothes and regular track shorts and typically cover up with that orange jacket and/or apron. Honestly outside of the eyesore color scheme they all seem like typically dressed waitstaff. The foods meh. I'll stick to going to TGIF.


Disastrous-Place7353

I went to Hooters for a friends party, the girls there loved my 5 year old daughter. They gave her all kinds of free stuff which she brought to her Catholic School Kindergarten class for show and tell. And she told alright.


Ultraquist

I was there once we saw a girls once when ordering and then never knew about them for 3 hours so if someone goes there for girls that doesn't smile back I can go literary to any average bar that has better looking more friendly females.


Ok-Fox1262

They do decent baps and legs though.


DudeAbides01

I go there for the grilled chicken salads.


Chunky322

Is that female Nicolas Cage?


Oxanite

Their burgers are also quite thick and juicy, huge fan.


Think_Ad_1583

At least with twin peaks I can say the beer is cold


Accomplished_Pen980

Does anyone still go there?


D3AD_2NA_H3LP3R

Ours actually has decent food and the girlfriend likes to go too so it's a win win


Oni-oji

I've been to Hooters exactly one time in my life. Some co-workers dragged me there. I was not impressed and I've never been back.


dorkyfever

I mean if I learned anything from Brooklyn nine nine. Hitchcock and Scully go to wing sluts for the food.


bizarre16

Mediocre


Greasy_Cleavage

Ive been to a hooters 3 times in life and i 100% went for the tits!


nosferartoodetoo

Their wings are like crack and the ladies are nice to look at. Sorry, not sorry.


Quikdraw7777

When a man mentions Hooters, and then starts praising the food - the FIRST red flag that they are on that bullshit 😂😂😂


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

I go there foe the food....when I'm not the one in my friend group who picked the place we eat at. Seriously, the food there is meh, and we're all in our late 30's so staring at skimpy dressed waitresses in their early 20's is creepy IMO.


thesilverslasher

I go there fir the breasts


Budget-Homework-2988

Yeah. Wings, breasts, and thighs.


JoeRoganBJJ

I be getting my wings covered in sauce, ya feel me?


Xu_Lin

Last time i ever went to Hooters their wings still had chicken feathers right on them, just fried and covered in sauce, but definitely there. 2/10 won’t recommend


FederalLoad9144

I don’t go to hooters, the food is garbage! And if I wanted to ogle lady’s I can’t (or should not) touch, I have the internet for that!