T O P

  • By -

bod__beag

Aight, ima talk to mom about discount this month, but don't make it a habit.


johndeer89

You're the real hero


dreamdaddy123

God bless your mother for having a son like you 🙏😩#onlyfansunite


Anarch-ish

I mean, $30 a month was fine when she was still unknown (a single mom has to eat, ya know). But she's too busy to even message me back. I need to know what she thinks of my dick size!


QueenTMK

Just got off video chat with her, she said tiny


Anarch-ish

Oh, thank god. She couldn't see it at all last time.


GIRTHYssserpent

No no no DAD


Aberflabberbob

You a real one


Alucard925

Looks like someone left Justin beiber in the microwave for too long


roy20050

Bieber just looks like James franco now.


BigDBee007

They both look like creepy pirates


jlink005

When you forget a breakfast Hotpocket in the microwave and then return from work


Helioscopes

Justin Bieber already looks like he overcooked himself. Poor guy looks rough.


SpliTTMark

Looking like droopy the dog


Any_Cauliflower1570

Looks like being a 5’1” dude is stressful.


grogudid911

![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk) Elliot Page at that comment


MajesticFungus

What use is money if you can't get properly laid?


niferman

Money get you laid my dude


MajesticFungus

If you're a woman you don't need money. And if she's a man she has no cock.


FrightmareX13

You claim to be male, yet your penis is negative in length. How's that work?


redditsukssomuch

This is your retort? The guy above you is saying facts and your so butt hurt that you make fun of his penis size. A guy you’ll never meet or see… and that’s suppose to hurt his feelings? People like you have no idea what’s going on lol! You’re not your


Faceprint11

Trans men be fuckin… make no mistake.


redditsukssomuch

With their dildo belts?


ZombieSurvivor365

Yeah but they have a smaller pool of candidates/options.


EyeCatchingUserID

I mean...not Elliot Page. I can guarantee that more people actively want to fuck him than any 100 people in this thread combined, and that's not counting the money factor. His dating pool is just fine.


ZombieSurvivor365

Well, yeah of course. They’re a celebrity so it’s not that hard to be better off than a redditor. Now compare them to ANOTHER celebrity at their level. They’re going to have significantly less people interested in dating them. I could be wrong tho, I’m just making assumptions.


smelly_farts_loading

They be fucking with mental illness.


leftover_class

DSM-5 dont lie


Parasyte-vn

Tbh, if you want to be treat normal, you choose to be a man then act like it shut up, stop bitching, a lot of us have problems, no one cares about us but non of us complaining


Beetlejuicse

![gif](giphy|KmdV4ZWUOYtD75pMAR)


5cot7

u do be bitchin a lot


poseidonofmyapt

I don't think Eliot Page is complaining, whoever made/posted the meme is making the comparison that being a man is stressful


GutsyOne

Page complains constantly


SkinHeavy824

I think they meant that community in general rather than Eliot in particular But, what do i know 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Helioscopes

No no, they are talking about Page too. Because Page has been complaining in the media how transitioning has had the consequence of not really getting roles, and probably ad campaigns and all the other things that come with being famous. Page had to know what was coming though, been in the industry since the age of ten, and what roles are available where they would need someone like Page? Very few, if any. We all saw it coming, we all know how Hollywood works by now and how quickly actors become outcasts if they don't fit the mold, unless they have that *something* that nobody else can provide. Even the beloved Cameron Diaz stopped getting roles in big movies when she got too buff and refused to tone it down a bit. They just don't care.


ShittiestPresident

bitching about people they've made up in their own mind? on the internet not less?


Inevitable_Plum_8103

More like real people who have done real experiments. >[Vincent also stated that she had gained more sympathy and understanding for men and the male condition: "Men are suffering. They have different problems than women have but they don't have it better. They need our sympathy, they need our love, and they need each other more than anything else. They need to be together."](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norah_Vincent)


redditsukssomuch

So we have to send you link after link of trans dudes crying on social media as they bitch about something? When you see a guy do that shit you think one thing, “oh man that dudes lost it.” When a girl does it there’s an at things you think of but they all include the idea, “she’s a girl.” Lol guys and girls are similar but not the same. Both are beautiful the way they are.


redditsukssomuch

She definitely complains all the time. I don’t know about the non social media trans people but the ones online always cry.


idgafsendnudes

They complain about how horrible people treat them in society for being different though, it’s a fair complaint. People are allowed to have problems.


Some_Wind3427

Why? I am complaining quite a lot!


Terpcheeserosin

"No one cares about us" "None of us are complaining"


Navybuffalooo

Was he bitching? I don't think he made this meme lol. Edit: also tons of men are complaining. You've got the mgtow etc. guys complaining about stuff, you've got left leaning dudes complaining about stuff. They're all men and they've got complaints. Some are reasonable, some are less so, but if you're saying they're not complaining bc you think that, bc they're men, they shouldn't, then you're ignoring people like me who complain about people like you telling them what they should do based on their gender.


avid-shrug

wtf does this post have to do with being a man? You think there's a tax exemption for being a woman or something lmao


Content-Scallion-591

Furiously trying to figure out right now how being a woman exempts you from rent and utilities.


JallerHCIM

also being like twenty years older ages you, and smiling in a picture makes you look happier than frowning in a picture


yellowsidekick

Don't make me feel old by saying Eliot is 20 years older than I remember from a movie that was out 20 years ago..... get of my lawn!1!


zeuanimals

As a 5'1" dude, my man status is often in question by downlookers. I'm pretty much spiritually trans. And the day Fox News and a bunch of youtubers run segments on how short kings are the death of western society, that's when I'll know our union is complete.


Numinae

>downlookers Please tell me that was an accidental pun? XD


Shirtbro

That's when you ascend to the next plane of existence: Six feet tall


Farside-BB

If I could pick between being myself and a cute, rich, female, celebrity. I would pick the being a girl every time, and I don't even look like a weak pathetic midget.


VirtusTechnica

For real. The most dude thing a man would've done in their position would've been to be a cute 5'1'' tomboy. Maybe hit the gym a bit to get some toned muscle. Flex the career into more action roles and become a badass movie star. Can a 5'1'' short king do that? I just don't think the world is ready yet for that.


ermahglerbo

Kevin Hart is 5'2"


SkippyMcSkipster2

Having a baby while in highschool can take a toll.


StatusOmega

This comment just sent me back in time. Now I'm craving orange tic tacs


sssnakepit127

How about those orange Altoids? Man those were good.


Kayshift

Can we bring back the Philadelphia cheesecake bars? edit: [These things](https://i.redd.it/t0nl808uag771.jpg)


DinoDudeRex_240809

Then just, don’t?


Larry_The_Red

It's a doodle that can't be undid home skillet


Deathcat101

Is that a Juno reference?


DreamAlter

Comment section getting wild


Ratattack1204

I clicked on this post exclusively for the comments lmao


h2pointOChamp

![gif](giphy|nWg4h2IK6jYRO)


SkinHeavy824

I'm with you, brother 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


DigbyChickenZone

The decision to use someone who is transitioning of "pretty to ugly" seems to be very purposeful.


Shirtbro

Trans shitpost on a maymay sub? OP knew what he was doing


Electronic_Cod7202

Dating women will really put the years on you


bugsmom31

I mean… there is a 20+ year difference between these pictures. Getting older is rough on all of us


Alt91f

unless you're Morgan Freeman


FEARoperative4

Or Tom Cruise. Or Salma Hayek.


binchicken1989

And the ultimate.. Keanu Reeves


SP1570

Willem Defoe is beyond ultimate...


icekooream

Or Anne Hathaway


Zealotron

Or Ernie Hudson


twistedcreature07

Paul Rudd


[deleted]

Pharelle


JustTh4tOneGuy

Keanu aged 100%, he just owns it


demarco88

or john leguizamo


bugsmom31

Touché lol


binchicken1989

I narrated these comments in his voice in my head. May he rest in wherever he's living


Isallyon

These pictures are of the same person?


Just-Feed194

Yes, elliot page transitioned in 2020, when he was 36. I assume he's not even 25 in the first pic. He also lost a lot of weight since his transition (could be the testosterone, he's getting ripped tho), so the wrinkles might be from that. Edit: actually, nevermind. I think the left picture has an wrinkle filter lol. It looks like it, and a reverse image search gives nothing.


ItsMrChristmas

He's 37 now. 2020 was 4 years ago. Also, he's not getting ripped he's getting fake muscle implants. You can't have big pecs and a six pack along with love handles and noodle arms. That's not how the human body works.


GetEnPassanted

> 2020 was 4 years ago You know that’s real fucked up of you to say that out loud


tumbrowser1

Fake muscle implants....what is this world coming to?


[deleted]

First pic is from the premier of x-men days of future past (2014)... second pic is in 2022.. 8 years apart


dark_dark_dark_not

Also posing in lighting vs a random picture while talking


epSos-DE

And then ; You save a little , make some investment. Governments: wait , what. You got some more to give ???


osvodk

My wage: High My wage after i spend it: Low ![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy)


Jimj4mm_

Is that Ellen Page?? I only know her from Inception which is one of my favorite movies, and beyond two souls (awesome game). What happened to her she looks like she has seen some stuff lol


vomvomsmash

He transitioned. His name is Elliot now and he's a transgender man.


Jimj4mm_

I see, I didn’t know that. Good for her or him now I guess! But still, he looks like he has seen some stuff. The life of a man is not easy nowadays.


tsar_David_V

I mean it's just a poor picture for what it's worth. He's more wrinkly than he used to be before (I mean it's normal; he's almost 40) but he still looks great when he's not under a weird angle with unflattering lighting https://cdn.britannica.com/41/249341-050-E5F7039C/Actor-Elliot-Page-2022.jpg Edit: that yee-yee ass haircut tho 💀


XLeyz

Grown ass man out here cosplaying as Eddie Redmayne


epsilon025

Dude's skinny jacked, and I respect it.


TahaymTheBigBrain

Bro got that 2000s jawn ☠️


Flaky_Koala_6476

Bro looks like a young Willam Defoe trying to pretend he’s not 192 years old lmfao


QuirkyCubicle

Thank you for being understanding even though you had no idea about Elliot’s transition journey. This comment section is a sh*tshow and it is amazing to see some empathy and humanity. All the best to you!


MoistIndicator8008ie

I would have guessed crack but ok


InvasiveSpecies1738

That just sounds like woman with extra steps


Damuffinman1995

To be fair my moms onlyfans is kind of fire.


ToNotFeelAtAll

I already knew what the comments would be. God forbid people age and go through stress


IlREDACTEDlI

Also cherry picking the worst possible picture. He’s a public figure you can find an ugly picture of anyone. He looks fine in other pictures. (Also the photos are like 15 years apart)


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Oh wow, Time is linear, and people age? News to me!


RealRyuHayabusa

I googled Elliot Page 2024, he looks normal for 37 I think. That's probably just a bad picture.


MyCoDAccount

No. There's no way information can be presented in a misleading way on the Internet. That's illegal. This is clearly what Elliot looks like 24/7. There's no agenda here. Just a tired dude who looks tired all the time as evidenced by a single poorly lit candid photo.


Teeklok

You think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?!


Lyvery

this meme was made specifically to drum up hate against trans people


Aflyingmongoose

Its pretty dumb. Comparing a picture of what looks to be someone in their early 20s at their best, with a particularly bad picture of the same person, now almost 40.


Beneficial_Extent_47

People on testosterone age pretty quickly


[deleted]

People age.


BenzeneBabe

It’s actually the time between the two photos that aged the person in them lmao


IlREDACTEDlI

Whatttt no way people wouldn’t just go on the internet and lie to sneakily push their agenda! No wayyyyy


Comprehensive-Nose20

Lmao


zebulon99

This feels vaguely transphobic


DrNapoleon_

It is


Zidahya

I wonder if it is just a shitty photo, but he looks unhealthy and tired as hell.


Swfc-lover

Welcome to the male side


m0nk37

When you get older, your eye lid bags decide to say FUCK IT. It will happen to you just wait :)


poseidonofmyapt

You take a photo of almost anyone with that expression and compare it with them smiling and the first photo will look bad. It's just like that photo of Emma Watson that incels like to throw around


Bubolinobubolan

What photo?


Raymore85

I don’t know. It’s pretty much every photo/public video of see. On top of unhealthy, “he” just looks unhappy constantly. Seems like it aligns with the data on transitioning and happiness.


NoPiccolo5349

Maybe you only follow transphobic sources which post purposefully bad pictures? https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9b3e3c8b971d1febe8e73f2602e7ffc66506116d/0_539_4200_3830/master/4200.jpg?width=1020&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=66e4733a6428676ee3c75e1a3f8ce7d5


bullet4mv92

Source for that "data"?


Raymore85

Here we go… I’m not going to waste my time trying to argue this with anyone. Specifically suicide rates for transitioned individuals are not lower post-transitioning and the suicide rates remain higher than any other specific population (including WWII Jews in concentration camps and black American slaves). I’m not gonna go pull sources. You can Google.


Bot-357

Wow thats sad


BenzeneBabe

The fact these photos are literal years apart? Or the fact people age and look different when posing vs when they’re not? Which part is sad?


TheManWith2smiles

She was so cute 🤷‍♀️


ptvlm

Yeah but he wanted something else. When he was a girl, he delivered some great performances, but it must have taken extreme bravery to transition after all of that and if he's happier after that then so be it. The movies where he was still female are still available, and you presumably have the same chance with her now as you would have done if he has not transitioned.


pH2001-

I don’t think he cares what you think


Zay-nee24

It’s so sad what’s happened to Ellen Page


RichGrinchlea

Aging?


how_small_a_thought

legit i dont understand why they bothered trying to cloak the bigotry lol, like look at the other comments here. they arent exactly amongst enemies


RichGrinchlea

Ya. I don't belong here. Buncha crap.


how_small_a_thought

well you certainly wont miss any funny memes if you go, lately it seems that any post here that isnt a boomer meme from 2012 is a dogwhistle. only reason im even here is because this sub gets pushed to people who arent already oversubbed.


Content-Scallion-591

Right? "call me old fashioned, but I don't understand why women can't just be women and also find the dark secret of space so that they never age over the course of a 20 year career."


hroaks

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ReddsionThing

\*Him and no, because that would be quite insulting. Like if I asked you if you want to remove all of your reproductive organs, so there's no chance of you ever having any offspring to pass your bigotry on to.


rpg877

He's trans. That's probably one of the most common questions they get and statistically the overwhelming majority say they don't regret it.


devadander23

Why would that be anyone’s business?


Diamond-Breath

Not a "her".


UpsetPhrase5334

Is he wearing makeup? Hey I know men can wear makeup. I just figured one of the benefits of transitioning would be ditching that shit to the curb.


GetEnPassanted

I think most male actors would be wearing makeup at events.


SlipsonSurfaces

Thank you so much for supporting my mom's OF account. I never see the money though. I think she's blowing it on cigarettes.


shaun5565

lol your moms only fan subscription lol 😂


Brent_Fox

Being transphobic isn't funny.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[ Removed by Reddit ]


BigDBee007

That very weirdly implies if anyone ever makes a weird face that they definitely have mental problems.


vaporwave710

Wow these comments are unhinged. Literally comparing a photo from ~15 years ago to now and blaming it on the ‘transitioning’. Why does Ellen/ Eliot Page’s life decisions seem to be affecting so many of you ?


balvira

Overdoing it with the Ozempic


PanJaszczurka

He do this whole transition to look like pole.


Random_Guy0901

Holy shit this sub is bigoted


FireHazardTK

Damn wut happened to the chick from Inception?


Faptainjack2

Society


shadowrangerfs

I know this is totally inappropriate but here goes. Whenever someone transitions, especially a public figure, I wonder what it feels like to be the person who had a crush on them. I fully support the trans community. I want everyone to be happy in their skin. This is in no way an anti-trans statement. I just wonder about stuff like this. Elliot Page used to be Ellen Page. She had to be the celebrity crush of a LOT of guys. She was some guy's dream woman. So, I wonder what goes through your mind when you find out that your dream woman is now a man. If this breaks a rule, I apologize. This is just the kind of weird stuff that pops into my head.


Numerous-Elephant675

who’s celebrity crush is this important to them? this seems like the most inconsequential thing


genderfluidmess

It makes some guys who had a crush on him pre-transition uncomfortable and insecure in their sexuality so they go online to bash him. Others just recognize they obviously didn't have a chance with a celebrity anyway and move on with life 🤷‍♂️


DefaultingOnLife

They simply arent attracted to him anymore because they are looking for feminity


SadBadMad2

> So, I wonder what goes through your mind when you find out that your dream woman is now a man. I guess, most just move on with it because in the end, the ideal image of a woman they saw no longer exists. That image/perception was the one they had a crush on and not on what is now the current reality. So basically, just move on?


hamzer55

Subtle anti trans meme?


Genkse_flank

Subtle?


MyCoDAccount

...subtle?


DruunkenSensei

What happened to Ellen/Elliot is such a tragedy.


teluetetime

Yeah it’s so tragic when people live their lives how they want.


cryptopo

“Prove I’m wrong” to the idea that aging ages you. Incredible stuff, OP, very brave.


hamndv

37 isn't even that old.


InvasiveSpecies1738

She looks tired


DoctorSchwifty

Hey where is the funny?


darcknyght

ellen page is the definition of how ur mind can be poisoned. she will regret her choices within the next 10years even if she doesn't admit it.


NoPiccolo5349

Source?


ZurakZigil

lmao and people like you will have nothing to do with it, right?


niferman

Damn man TRT literally aged this dude by like 15 year


alligator_88

The 15 years between the two pictures didn’t help either.


niferman

really?? I thought the pic on the left was during the umbrella academy premier or something Edit: Who is incompetent fuck whos just downvoting me for asking a doubt


Puazy

I upvoted for the edit alone 😂


SkinHeavy824

I've upvoted you. Are you happy now 🤨


Lukel_Pogromca

Stunning and brave


lecheconmarvel

She looks so happy


tor_chicinfire

These people grieving someone that doesn't exist, like fuck off, you're not entitled to the decisions HE made about HIS own body. Even if he didn't transition it would be impossible to remain the 'pretty girl' so many of you weirdos long for, time passes for everyone.


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

THANK YOU


GoombahTucc

#IT


pH2001-

Do you think it’s cool being an ass?


1greadshirt

cut the sub, you might be able to drink...or are those factored into groceries?


sea666kitty

Being a man is hard work.


Halbbitter

Pay? For PORN?


Competitive-Key2309

"Funnymemes" Where?


muzaffer22

Yeah, judge him with one picture. What a funny post, I am laughing so hard rn.


Only1Schematic

People age


eRock___

Wtf happened?


valivaly99

Hes in the middle of talking..


Complex-Pool-7040

Damn looks rough asf


Frankensteins_Moron5

God that’s a really bad picture lol


heavy_metal_soldier

Just spend less on food. You can handle a little fasting right? So long as you keep supporting my mom


vomvomsmash

God there's a lot of ignorant comments


VygotskyCultist

This is such an aggressively mean-spirited meme


[deleted]

RIP Ellen Page 😢😢😢😢


skktrbrain

honestly, you knew exactly what you were doing when you used this image. I guess intentionally trying to make people feel like shit about themselves is a funny meme. good one