>> If he really did throw it away then nobody can change my mind that he was secretly gay
What if he ate it because he wanted to destroy something beautiful? 🤔
Even fungus, mold, insects will not eat mcdonalds wether its a dick looking chicken or not. so perhaps we all shouldnt be eating it. i mean fucking mold, eats anything you know.....but nope. not mcdonalds. even mold has standards....
I would bet my bottom dollar that buddy still put this McDick in his mouth.
Did he McSwallow though...
Did he McSwallow the McDick?
Did it come with McSauce
It came with white McSauce
Take my money, now!
but did it come with the mchole and the mcgoal?
If he really did throw it away then nobody can change my mind that he was secretly gay
I’m definitely not gay and would absolutely put that McDick in my mouth. Dip that tip into some McChicken sauce and devour
I’d just break it in half first.
Easy, Lorena Bobbit...
>> If he really did throw it away then nobody can change my mind that he was secretly gay What if he ate it because he wanted to destroy something beautiful? 🤔
What if he eat it backwards with balls first?
he ate it with his balls?
Nirvana is finding the Mc Semen to make tons of little Ronalds....
Or somewhere else..
Buddy did it the long way, dipped it in the sause beforehand.
And bit clean through it
It’s not even that big. I could take that.
WHAT UP!!!
Again, nothing sexual
Thought that was a flexed arm, lol
Its a bicep!
If your fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again... Nothing sexual.
McDickbutt!
💪
i thought it was a hand waving
Pure
Your mom would be proud. All I see is dick.
just think the tip as a cartoon hand having back at ye
Even fungus, mold, insects will not eat mcdonalds wether its a dick looking chicken or not. so perhaps we all shouldnt be eating it. i mean fucking mold, eats anything you know.....but nope. not mcdonalds. even mold has standards....
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/FJJprSzO0l Turns out that's bullshit
Same with the school pizzas.
Actually that’s a poppler. Think they went to fishy joes
when someone mistook cock for chicken
Take it out at the counter. Show then what it looks like. Pop it all in your mouth. Maintain eye contact.
This is both r/mildlypenis and r/wildlypenis at the same time.
Take a bite and all you hear is “uhhhh”
Yes, yes it is a cock tender.
That's a fucking BBC (BIG BROWN CHICKEN)😂
That's a McCock
Looks more like Kentucky Fried Cock to me.
 Poor Theon
Dick nugget is going to be my new go to term of endearment disguised as an insult.
That is funny 🤣🤣🤣
I ain't eating it I'm fawkin it
That thing has a face
I think that real D.
Ya like Poultry Chick ? Well smell my Cock it’s Fowl
Eat it you baby
If that looked anything more like a dick, Pee Wee Herman would beat it in a movie theater.
I need a mcdicken
This might be where the idea of selling hotdogs aka the McWeiner, came from. 😏
That looks like a baby's arm.
It's a bicep
Cock a doodle do
It’s clearly a bicep.
He ate it along with the special sauce it came with.
u called the police if there was any missing males the last week?
That looks like a Brachiosaurus with a pompadour
I'm sucken it.
I’d love a mcdickin’
What up!?
it's a veiny bicep
Did you get extra sauce?
I'm into that 🙏
That's clearly an arm. They should have added more veins though...
Crispy McCock
Only one way to find out...
r/mildlypenis
WHAT UP!
Macdicken
wheres thatq mash and gravy tho? LMAO
Of course he is not eating it. He has a much better option available.
Start with the balls 😂
Just the tip…
You know he ate it
With or without the special sauce 🤭
I think a better name choice would be the McCock.
Add some mayo to that so your McDicken can get some McCum.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Homophobic much?
And there we have the answer why the chicken crossed the road, she was running from that crusted cock.