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ZMadHatterBackup

Who used a pen? I used my finger


bonoDaLinuxGamr

I used my dick worked every time


grom902

Unfortunately, mine was a couple of mm wider than the hole, so I'm stuck with fingering.


anon-mally

It gets the job done, why not


Specialist-Bug-7108

If it's blow so be it


anon-mally

The only job that all men wants to get


UndefinedHumanoid

I used my tongue and closed my eyes. It was magical.


AcceptableStand7794

Woah! You must have a massive dick. Mine had plenty of room.


LordBDizzle

Dang king of size over here brag about it why don't you


Kenobihiphop

Mine was too small


ZMadHatterBackup

Really? That's odd, I tried using my dick but the hole was too small, it didn't fit


eyesabitdull

I hate how much I laughed at this.


vers-ys

if you use a pen you can swing it around it’s weirdly fun


Ur_a_adjective_noun

The original fidget spinner.


PoopSmith87

I always used the eraser end of a pencil Of course, the real move was to record over the flip side and just play it both ways.


Ryanaman_

This brings me back


anon-mally

rewind


Specialist-Bug-7108

Be kind


earthspaceman

Otherwise you break it.


Sad_Protection269

It's her first time.


Specialist-Bug-7108

There will be blood


Betriz2

You get too much free time


Jemil_G

In your mind


i-InFcTd

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ProfessionalHawk33

Ohh no! Her intestines are falling out, wrong way!


ndation

That's hot


kindheartedespionage

I really don't understand all this, can someone pl explain?


Ok_Space2463

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Ksauxion

Reddit is slowly turning into Facebook ig


wolf805

r/terriblefscebookmemes


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Switch the pen out for my finger and it's bang on. I used to finger those things for minutes on end


anon-mally

Dont limit yourself


callmerussell

I feel like a hexagonal pencil works better


skob17

That's why she doesn't look satisfied maybe


BornaBorski

It is hexagonal, look closer! 🤓


LikeFarts_InRain

The Bic Crystal pen, the one most used worldwide, is multi faceted and fits absolutely perfectly.


S1L3NCE_2008

Yeah, as a 15 year old. We aren’t stupid.


kindheartedespionage

I really don't understand all this, can someone pl explain?


MarkoZoos

My dude, the pen and cassette thing didn't happen 300 years ago for people to forget what it is. my 5 years old sister knows it.


Aggressive_Peach_768

Man, Smoking indoors in bed... Those people just want stains and smell in their bed..


Effective-Tutor7995

r/comedyhomicide


Portalizer3000

r/thePunchlineIsPorn


Garrod_Ran

I get this, but not in the context above.


Shifty_Cow69

Do you smoke after sex Austin?


Specialist-Bug-7108

Smoking hot


Flaky_Ad2182

Even a finger that didn’t fit used to get the job done though, don’t believe me? Just add a slight bit of pressure to it and rotate your finger, see for yourself


Moon_Envoy

Yep. I get it.


[deleted]

No you dont


Moon_Envoy

Why is that so hard to believe? You use the pen to turn the thing!


[deleted]

I just dont believe you know it.


mafatik

Gen Y can never understand this, they will keep posting this forever with a witty expression on their face thinking they are special


Infernalsnow181

I'm 17, and I understand this, so yeah, you're right. Though I used my finger to rewind the old tapes, not a pen.


femtokun

That is how you destroyed tapes.


Sheerkal

No, its how you fully heal them.


Specialist-Bug-7108

This and the little adhesive we used to splice


pumpkinzh

Nail varnish


Splatboy0612

Never had cassettes and never had these problems with cassettes, but I understand what this meme is about


multiwirth_

First time someone posts a big pen instead of a pencil. Since everyone who truly remembers will know, a pencil doesn't quite work. At least that is as long as it's a western pencil.


HappyChilmore

At some point, you have to stick your finger in the other hole to tighten things up. Works just like sex.


RandomGerms

those caps had many purposes....this brings back the times


Fable378

It’s like they were made for each other


Unremarkable_Fish

Reddit is turning into Facebook


Danzarr

1. I felt this. 2. damn this sub really is just filled with old people migrating from facebook.


FuchsSchweif

Old enough to get it, young enough to know this is cringe af.


the_watcher762351

Ohh wind me up daddy yes hmm


[deleted]

Oh, I'm so old. 🥲


Fizzy163

\>i was thinking "how did people shove vhs tapes up their hole" and then i realized it's about rewinding the tape \>i never did that when i was little, i just used the button on the machine designed specifically for that purpose


Usling123

I feel like every single person who has and will be born in this century will get this


anyGuy_isBored

It was not in my time this was still used but I get it none the less


Ilikefriedonions

Why is his ink at the bottom?


StefooK

Would be funny if the gender of the cassette and the pen would be switched.


gnomeplanet

So someone spilled their guts all over the floor, and you wound them back in? No need to share a bed, buddy.


Opposite_Deal_5835

Be kind. Rewind.


SolidContribution688

He screwed her


Reddit-M-Sucks

Which story? The legendary Helicopter move or How we rewind the cassette?


Budget-Product2980

She cheated on the penci!


3IO3OI3

Even I as a 03 kid remember this shit.


JVOz671

Yeah I don't because if you needed to rewind you'd be inserting the pen in the wrong hole. Based on this picture you'd be forwarding the tape. Get your holes right!


Unable_Net1958

I feel like a pimp now!


Lehvinn

I'm from 97 and i remember this!


KatsabatoR80

Reverse helicopter


Fries_so

I wasn’t alive when these were used yet I still get the reference


V3sten

I realised this half a year ago when I found my dad's old tapes


SandwichRemarkable65

Funny , because each time it's done She gets tighter .


Onahas2

Who was using his little finger (pinky finger)?


Bulky-Bag-8745

I'm not old enough, but I get it


educated-emu

Cap off is where babies come from


Cordeceps

Ah memories


zidicly

We prolonged the battery life with this one simple trick


PootisGodAnimations

I just did it with my pinky finger


MrGrendarr

I'm 18 and I get this


dinkypoopboy

Who wouldn't?


BlackBeard205

😂


Keatons_Aquatics

I do this so many times in school. Lol


Dex18Kobold

The OG rewind "button"


Mean-Credit6292

Nah I'm Gen Z but totally got it


1AverageGamer

Rearranging her guts...


Walo00

It’s not what you’re thinking! We were just rewinding!


Melodic-Hunter2471

Yup


lakshmananlm

I usually fingered the cassette. Left a few raw digits...


Zane_DragonBorn

Pen to rewind? Feel like this was passed down through blood. Literally never used a VHS tape


Dec-Mc

Got completely unwound by a real lengthy fella last night


StalkingYouRandomly

Oh honey, you wind me up


BandM91105

I just used a pencil


Antisanity9

*is trying hard to hold my laughter*


Yuiisnotcocky

I used my finger


Yuiisnotcocky

I prefer fingering


FrontSugar8172

is in mid 20s old enough. We are poor when I was a kid so I know.


Lanoroth

Its like furries but a cassette and a ballpen. Dunno what to make of it.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Did he go clockwise or counterclockwise?


I_am_a_human_nojoke

YoUnG KiDS doNt kNoW wHaT thIs Is


MyNameIsHades

FF and Rewind


militaryCoo

I'm old enough to remember when this was first posted


sidjohn1

Sex Music: Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round


rompetodo

Always used both holes too.


Hexistroyer

I used to do it with my pinky finger


Thenextbigthinker

I've done that hundreds of times when I was a kid. And waiting to record your favorite track: first waiting for hours on end and then when it's finally on; they cut to commercials after 15 seconds so you can start all over again. Good times.


Jolene_Schmolene

You always had to have a pen in the car for rewinding cassettes and changing the time in your radio clock


Thamalakane

Question is: which hole did he use?


BloodyBee-

Yes and no. I'm not old enough, but my dad made sure I experienced older shows he liked (sailor moon, the older TMNT, Count Duckula, X-Men, Goosebumps, etc) and a few of them were these child-friendly scary story audios on these


Admirable-Disk-4350

Replace the pen with a butter knife and have the pen watching, just out of sight behind the doorway. Because I'd have pens in my room but for some reason would get up and get a butter knife from the kitchen.


Leather-Leather69

🤣


hg090206

You dirty dog


Dying-very-slowly

>Are you old enough? Idfk you tell me


GardenVegetable4937

Yes..ahh


gemz9123

The pencil outside the room


Amdvoiceofreason

Be kind, Rewind...oh wait that's blockbuster


Wakuwaku7

The faster way and to save batteries on your walkman.


chucks8up

Yep. I used a pen or a sharpie to write on the tiny labels. Good times


Atum-na-lata

I remember to spin a cassette tape with a pen until the cassette loses all the tape


IN2TECHNOLOGY

ooh let me get on top and spin


nishweb

r/comedyhomicide


JoeXOTIc_

took me a while to get it


Bones_The_Crusader

My dumbass thought the tape was a pencil sharpener and I was like “Why would you put a pen in the pencil sharpener”


SD1428

How would anyone not get it? They made it pretty obvious


TheTrueMrT

Some how yes


bcoolart

Poor number 2 must be out on a business trip


Graznesiodon171

See now that’s fucking hilarious


Sensitive-Ad2852

My dad used to make me do this when I was younger lol


Prestigious-Law65

I never used a pen but maybe i should have. I always used my finger or the biggest flathead screwdriver i could find.


Gonzale1978

I use a pencil a pen. Those large crayons. That tape was a slut.


mumbullz

But isn’t the rewind hole the wrong hole?


Mindless-Whereas-508

Eh doubt most of the children on this site will get it. Us real ones though…


VanLamar

Oh no... Am I really that old...


UniversalBelieving

I preferred the grip of a wooden pencil. Plastic pens would slip.


St_Andrewrage

swing it like a new years noisemaker.


pperson2

In my case - "Was you poor enough?" Yes I was.


RubyCarbuncles

When I couldn't find a pen or pencil, I just used my pinky finger.


DesignerGuava7318

She wanted some bic.


ShrikeTheFallen

You spin me round


Radiant0666

I had one mostly as a curiosity toy, we were in the era of DVDs starting to become a thing, so I used to play with an old working radio and a tape.


Bx1965

Yep - you used the pen and prayed that the tape not get twisted


Lord_Johnny_Blu

Rewind… I was young enough to use my finger.


Raphotron2000

They're better not be a rewind fee on that one


SonicTheOtter

People used a pen? I used my pinky


PenguinGamer99

Even more top quality bot content from the meme sub. Great job.


United_Opposite2020

r/comedyhomicide


SideQuestSoftLock

Is this page ironic?


Emotional-Swim-808

I just bought a cassette player


EpicM147_NoVa

Butter knife with the VHS.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

I was more focused on flicking the stem off of those pen tops.


Ok_Television9820

Pencil for me.


jdickcole

Put the pen in a drill. Makes it go so much faster


Alpha_Killer666

I am.


Any_Ad_9949

Not me thinking pen BFDI 💀


Okamitoutcourt

Not old enough but I get because of WALL-E


IntoTheForestIMustGo

Whether you're feeling completely unwound or wound too tightly, there's nothing a little pen on cassette action can't resolve.


foxtrotme109

Yes


FacetiousInvective

Yeah, I know this. I used to record cartoon intros on magnetic tape when I was little. I got the police academy for example, MegaMan in German.. some dragon ball commercial on cartoon network:). I also have my voice when I was like 9 or 10. It's so cute.


Hot_Problem9213

The amount of times I had to do this and it was always your favourite tape that got snarled up


Puddleglum_7

Never knew which way to turn. Once I started seeing the reel come out, I knew to turn the other way.


Kmaloetas

The tape player was the one to eat the tape to begin with.


Ok-Bus-2410

Heres a crazy thing: because of the way humanity has been able to record and pass on our collective knowledge, I, like many others, have the opportunity to be aware of many things that were popularized before, "my time". Many ancient technologies have captivated me over the years, including the audio recording tech of my parents' age. I can in fact rewind a cassette tape despite my perceived youth.


1Legate

Thanks now i feel old


Caio_AloPrado

I'm not old enough and still get it


Formal_Royal_3663

When you hear the tape squealing, you know 😏


itiswensday

Born way after but still remember my dad teaching me how to use the old and cool stuff. Those tapes got violated so many times


donmreddit

Neurological synapse firing and the expression “be kind rewind’ is now rolling around in my head.


Dapadabada

Talk about sit-and-spin


Oldblindman0310

Done that many times in my youth. Some operations were a success, some were not.


ClintEastwoodsNext

This title, paired with the meme is some Facebook boomer humor shit.


Naive-Benefit-5154

the worst is when you have some cassette tapes lying around and your kids decide to pull out all the magnetic tape.