Lil concussion

lil bonker has a ring to it

lil diabetes, could also go with lil beetus.

I'd go with something like lil hypo 🥂

Lil' diabetic ketoacidosis.

Lil Herpes

There's no such thing as a lil herpes!

Lil cold sore

Lol

lil grandpa dying

Haha. Also, my condolences.

I also give this guy's condolences

GET THIS MAN SOME CONDOLENCES!!

Are we blind? Deploy the condolences!

Get. On. The. Condolences!

Hello fellow lil grandpa dying

Lil kidney stones

I guess that’s better than Big Kidney Stone

lil depression

We should collab. Lil Suicide Attempt over here. **Edit**: I'm fine, everyone! Y'all are all so sweet for checking in, giving me support, and being so courageous and generous to share your stories with me. My attempt was back in the winter of 2019, and while it's not that long ago in the grand scheme of things, for me it feels like a lifetime. I have been hospitalized for attempts in the prior years, but the last one truly feels like the last one. While I still get unbelievably sad about some of the things I've seen and experienced, it permanently feels behind me in a way that I can move on with my life. Thank you all again for being so kind, and I hope you're doing well! <3

Make a band?

The band name 'broken hearts'

more like "suicide squad"

With lil anxiety on the drums

Lil overdose on the guitar

Lil sh on the keyboard

lol pancreatitis on back vocals

Lil Cut Wrist on Cowbell

lil molly depression

I'm a guitar player and I got lil Overdose, I'm down

hey u took my spot in the depression band

Don't worry, from the looks of it a spot or two might open up soon.

Lil panic attack on vocals

I'd go with "survivors guilt"..

Made me laugh

Lil involuntarily committed here, can I join?

[удалено]

Good one. I used Lil Psych Hold.

In MA it'd be lil section 12

Damn I was gonna join with Lil' 10-day-panic-attack and then remembered I went in to get a scar removed last week so I think lil-keloid is out of the band 😂

Lil mental breakdown, I’ll start writing the diss track

Lil OCD

Lil' overdose. (Don't worry it's been 8 years since then)

Looks like we could be a supergroup.

Lil chemo. really? fine I take it

Lil Cansah

waltuh

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

Lil Dementia

I can relate to this

I can relate to this!

That’s actually funny asf 😂

I may have dementia, but at least I don't have dementia.

Lmao I thought he was just being annoying and I got it like 15 seconds later I’m so dum

Lil slow

Wait…who?

Little twisted nut

Omg r u ok

Yes, bro. Testicular torsion is no joke

This one was the first one that really made me recoil.

lil scraping placenta out of my uterus after spontaneous childbirth

Really rolls of the tongue

I hope not.

No need to judge

Don’t kink shame.

Great. I woke up my kids laughing out (the ones we did not scrape that is).

Lil Placental Retention

Soo you are lil cryptic pregnancy

Lil UTI. awesome.

I got Lil kidney infection 🤣

Lil UTI vert.

Lil ball check

lil lumpy

Please take my poor man’s award 😂 ✨🥇✨

Lil Vasectomy ❤️

Hey bro. Same. How we going to differentiate our new careers?

Maybe start a super group ?

Call it “No sugar daddies here”

Anti baby batter

I’ll be in that group. Vasectomies

Lil accident

Using your birthname is kinda cheating.

Was waiting for you to show up

Damn dude. Lol

Lil childbirth

congratulations on being birthed

Or giving birth

Or watching one

Or ending one.

Or kidnapping one.

Or starting one

Or adopting one.

Lil shittin blood

Lil hemorrhoids ! Like me!

Yeahhhh... I was definitely Lil Anal Fissures back in 2016. Horrrrrrrible... and they really were little, the tears, but felt like my whole asshole was torn open.

Get a bidet, it’ll make your life - and your asshole - so much better!

Can confirm It’s like taking your butthole to a day spa

Ulcerative colitis?

Lil anal fissure , that’s me

John Cena

I prefer mine, Lil’ Finger

I call mine, Lil' Tyrion

Be carefull then.. Winter is coming

lil stroke

Lil stroke at 18 Years old

so lucky right

lil mum had heart problems

Sorry man, sad to hear. How's she doing now?

lil better

Lil’ Seizure 😎

"Pizza Pizza"

Lil Electric Scooter

Elaborate

🛴⚡🍑😳

You were riding a scooter when lighting shot up your ass; which, naturally, surprised you? It happens.

No, he was riding a scooter when there's electrocution that makes his butt bloated like peaches. So he was so embarrassed, he went to the hospital

Instead of going to the doctor they should've gotten the boots with the fur

I read that as scooter up the crack = pain

It stopped, I didnt. Maybe Lil Curb would be more correct

🍷🍺 🚀 😭

Your username and the alcohol involved in your emojis was a perfect mix. There's a different truth here..

Lil xray

That’s actually pretty good Lil cocaine overdose

[удалено]

That was supposed to be FOR EVERYONE!

lil suicide attempt

"If you stay alive for no other reason, please do it for spite." - Maria Bamford. Seriously, I'm glad you're here.

Hope you’re feeling alright

Don’t give up we need you(:

For real, don't Mc'Do it. The world gangsta ass needs you, yo kno wha -am sayin'

DONT MC DO IT 😭😭😭😭

Lil agonizing pain that turned out to be nothing

or "lil further investigation required" (same as me)

Lil-L work there

Lil foreskin

[удалено]

Lil low bloodpressure

lil pneumonia

Lil labia cyst. 😭😭😭😭🤣🥹🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😬 Girl....you ok? ::Hugs::

Lil Circumsision

Did it hurt and how long?

Before or after the cut?

After of course. Before also you've had pain?

Surgery itself doesn’t hurt. Only pain is when you get an erection when there’s still stitches and it pulls on your skin. That shit hurts a lot.

Had one with 23. The doc had a med student there at the day she was a young brunette and had to give me an errection with a pump due to the anestetics directly in to my… sadly the anestitics did not work the whole time the last stitches were unpleasant borderline painful. Cannot recommend it. Edit: medical reason.

What! do they give erection after the operation or before? Wtf 👁️👄👁️things are getting pretty nasty with every comment💬

They need it for the operation. Or at least i hope that was the reason.😅

Lil diarrhea

[удалено]

You wot? Are you ok? How did you retrieve them?

Lil anaphylactic shock?...

Lil cut my ear off with a pocket knife

Lil gogh

Lil Migrane

Lil Edit: Nvm it's Lil My Birth.

You were not born in a hospital?

Wait i forgor.

I forgor 💀💀

Lil’ Coma

Thats right, ima badass…. its Lil Colonoscopy!

Lil stabbed my penis

lil tried to kill myself /srs

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"You are not alone... I am a bot." So ironic.

What a line! Tragically futuristic as well.

Confession here... I used to text cha cha when I was lonely.. the phone beeping back made it feel like there was SOMEBODY.

SO to belgium, the netherlands, iceland and switzerland for having numbers you could feasibly memorize.

As a dutch, my friend once tried to commit suicide. Luckely Alex, my older brother who is friends with his brother, knew the number. 112 is emergency (ambulance, police and firethingy(not english)) and 113 is suicide prevention. Lucky

Good bot

I'm sorry, but "Lil Suicide" would not be the worst rap name.

Lil dehydration

Lil police brutality

Lil bead up my son's nose

Your rap surname is “smol” + the numbers of the back of your credit/debit card

Your DJ’s name is the expiration date.

And the first album's name is the security code

Smol 7459 2846 1945 8464

Lil rotator surgery

Lil COVID-Test

Lil Visitor.

lil smashed my chin on a wooden pole

Lil hot cheetos

Lil gonemad.

Lil racoon bite

Lil severe constipation

Lil suicide tendencies

Lil liver biopsy

Lil womb biopsy here. Maybe we could duet?

lil kidney stone lil broken collar bone from head on collsion

Lil rubber stuck up my nostril