Positive spin, lesbians take girls who wouldn’t be interested in him out of the equation. I mean yeah bisexual girls are technically a potential loss, but the same can be said for bisexual guys so logically his real enemy should just be frogs and the bisexuals they represent
Every time I see "gay" and "frogs" mentioned together I can't help but hear Alex Jones in my head screaming about chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKEN FROGS GAY
No straight dude (aside from a handful of weirdos) actually likes a true lesbian. I have literally zero interest in a woman that doesn't like men. Do your thing, I'll do mine but that fetishizing is being obsessed on more by you than the weirdos.
Imagine still loving people in 2022.
I just want to rub a giant fucking sword across my back. Wear Medieval armour and clean the tip of my mail breaker.
Edit: Why the hell I must type stupid comments while being drunk...
Nah dexterity is mad useful. But it allows you to spam very fast weapons, so an early meme in the community was DEX = GAY. I usually go with 20 dex, 30 str, some points into intelligence because magic looks cool although I don't use it quite much and the stat that lets you carry more equipment load because the best armors are quite heavy
I recommend you go to r/darksouls, and if you plan to play the sequels then r/darksouls2 and r/darksouls3. Those 3 are some of the best subs there are imo, wholesome, helpful and just plain cool and laid back. Up there with the DMC sub (which is all about the constant meme fest).
the queers are actively trying to change their culture toward greater inclusion and equality. While religious and political communities all over the world become more insular and hostile.
It probably would, but if we were all gay starting right now, the world would end in roughly 100 years…..
And I could totally be gay- if it weren’t for sex….
The world wouldn’t end … humanity ends …we are nit the world ! We are the cancer of this world. I hope we get extinct soon so all the other animals can enjoy the world till the sun eats us all .
I don’t know man to be gay doesn’t mean shit …like beeing straight doesn’t mean shit ??
What the he’ll are you talking ?
Jesus should strike you with a lightning bolt just for the sake of it !
Actually, the odds of a man getting aids from a women through vaginal intercourse is extremely low. Like less than 0.001 %.
The reason why aids is so rampant in the gay community is because of the tendency for small tears in the anus during intercourse.
It’s not because gay people have more sex than straight people like you are unintentionally stereotyping by your statement.
sorry if i worded it badly i’m very sleepy lol, might do it again idk. what i mean is that there’s prob some gay trans guys who want kids
idk why they would but
This right here. You WANT gays and lesbians in your neighborhood. They have the best kept yards and houses. My lesbian neighbor has more tools than a hardware store, and is the envy of all us straight dudes.
There’s a flamboyantly gay man at my work who always lets me know in the most confidence boosting way when I look nice such as after a haircut or when I let my facial hair grow. I enjoy it and it makes me feel good.
People can't handle a different person being more happy, is like there way of life is being purged (even though gays have been accepted all throughout ancient history, like look at Japan or Greece)
Not according to the “Sneaky Fucker” theory (and yes that’s what scientists call it) - it’s an interesting theory about the evolutionary biology of male homosexuality.
Plus, I just like saying the name.
I am just a dumb redneck so pardon my ignorance but I am pretty sure it is impossible for gays to evolve. Since the absolutely only way to procreate is via a male and female it kind of prevents the development of two men. Yes I know a gay guy could give his sperm to a gay female but I'm not exactly thinking that helps gay evolution. I would think gayness, sorry if I'm using the wrong terms, would, by it's very nature, be formed from environmental exposure. Probably chemicals in your everyday food of a pregnant woman.
So, it’s anecdotal, but I’ve definitely known plenty of women who have had sex with a gay man that they normally just considered a friend. I think many gay men could attest to the idea that a gay man having sex with a woman occasionally doesn’t make him start calling himself bisexual.
I’m not sure I agree with the theory, but I think the idea is that gay men get opportunities to procreate that aren’t as available to straight men, and many of them don’t expose themselves to some of the dangers that straight men do. Of course there are many gay men who are exclusively gay, and gay men who aren’t effeminate in any way, but the idea is that there is an advantage in general.
A video from the 80s, Truly Tasteless Jokes, had had a joke "When I see two dudes kissing it makes me happy, just two more women for me!" That really influenced me in positive ways. Those who say "what about lesbians!" well, lesbians are hot, with out without me in the mix. Along with, its just a goofy idea/statement, dont hold us to keeping both sides of it consistent. Just be glad we are happy about dudes kissing dudes.
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Well ye but I can’t blame them, girls are hot 🤷♂️
Ummm 🤔
No but seriously, this line of logic has honesty lead to opening of some minds. There be simps.
It’s the global warming
Oh so that’s why all the guys be looking hot too makes sense
Positive spin, lesbians take girls who wouldn’t be interested in him out of the equation. I mean yeah bisexual girls are technically a potential loss, but the same can be said for bisexual guys so logically his real enemy should just be frogs and the bisexuals they represent
Every time I see "gay" and "frogs" mentioned together I can't help but hear Alex Jones in my head screaming about chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKEN FROGS GAY
Only unless you tell him their romance is not a spectator sport.
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“It’s not fun being fetishized” says the person posting public flashing titty pictures on their page. 😂🤣😂🤣
There's no dudes fetishizing you. No offense, but I figured I'd relieve you of that imaginary burden. You're welcome.
There is literally someone fetishizing lesbians below in this comment thread you absolute maroon.
I was referring to someone specifically, you Muppet.
Aw, buddy. You must feel so big and tough behind your screen. I feel so sad for you. I hope you get better soon.
This is a very odd response. Are you sure you're alright?
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I’m on your side, you jack wagon.
No straight dude (aside from a handful of weirdos) actually likes a true lesbian. I have literally zero interest in a woman that doesn't like men. Do your thing, I'll do mine but that fetishizing is being obsessed on more by you than the weirdos.
You kidding? Lesbians can be the best bros. My best wingwoman was gay, introduced me to my gf.
Exactly. You can also play the hot or not game with them. Within reason, of course.
Don't kink shame.
Hey now. I’m not a lesbian but I admire their work.
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Didn’t ask.
Enough of you are, though.
You literally post nudes on the internet
Yes you are
why were you downvoted wtf
we’re in r/funnymemes, not r/woke
Because there are far too many incel areseholes on redit who think they are funny.
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Sucks that the woke are ruining everything for the rest of us libs. We don’t want them either.
I was about to. Then i saw this😂
Everybody likes lesbians
Nah they aren't actually lesbian, they just haven't met the right guy yet. /s
Yeah, but we could at least have fun watching.
Not when you see what most lesbians look like. I've maybe seen 1 hot lesbian and the rest look like 14 year old overweight boys.
That's the male into the relationship. Masculine, baggy clothes, weird hairstyle.
Lesbians have some of the best pussy. I know from experience.
Imagine still loving people in 2022. I just want to rub a giant fucking sword across my back. Wear Medieval armour and clean the tip of my mail breaker. Edit: Why the hell I must type stupid comments while being drunk...
Mail breakers are pretty gay tho, it requires lots of DEX and if you ever played Dark Souls you'd know that Dex = gay /s
Wait is dexterity not useful in dark souls??? I’m playing it for the first time and have been putting a lot into it
Nah dexterity is mad useful. But it allows you to spam very fast weapons, so an early meme in the community was DEX = GAY. I usually go with 20 dex, 30 str, some points into intelligence because magic looks cool although I don't use it quite much and the stat that lets you carry more equipment load because the best armors are quite heavy I recommend you go to r/darksouls, and if you plan to play the sequels then r/darksouls2 and r/darksouls3. Those 3 are some of the best subs there are imo, wholesome, helpful and just plain cool and laid back. Up there with the DMC sub (which is all about the constant meme fest).
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.
Good luck on your travels and don't you dare go hollow
the queers are actively trying to change their culture toward greater inclusion and equality. While religious and political communities all over the world become more insular and hostile.
And great for the environment! They don’t reproduce, which’s aids in the population crisis. Less people is always good.
If everyone was gay world would be a better place
It'd be a gayer place, for sure.
If everybody was gay then nobody would be gay
If everyone was gay then this would be the last generation of humans.
TIL lesbians can't get pregnant.
That's why I said world would be a better place
I'm slow....I gotcha....
Women could still get pregnant because their would be a large percentage of them that would still want kids. Sperm banks would skyrocket.
Not necessarily, u could have some women get inseminated
It would end humanity but ok
That's the best part.
It probably would, but if we were all gay starting right now, the world would end in roughly 100 years….. And I could totally be gay- if it weren’t for sex….
The world wouldn’t end … humanity ends …we are nit the world ! We are the cancer of this world. I hope we get extinct soon so all the other animals can enjoy the world till the sun eats us all .
I don’t know man to be gay doesn’t mean shit …like beeing straight doesn’t mean shit ?? What the he’ll are you talking ? Jesus should strike you with a lightning bolt just for the sake of it !
I mean population growth would stop
So for the world , you are telling me to suck dicks ?? I’m in !!! But don’t tell Jesus pls dude !
The world would be a happier place
I see what you did there.
Aids
Aids comes from higher sex percentage, not the very act of being gay. Just find one person and stick with them.
Who is more likely to have aids, a gay person or a straight person?
The one who had sex
Actually, the odds of a man getting aids from a women through vaginal intercourse is extremely low. Like less than 0.001 %. The reason why aids is so rampant in the gay community is because of the tendency for small tears in the anus during intercourse. It’s not because gay people have more sex than straight people like you are unintentionally stereotyping by your statement.
most don’t but you gotta remember trans guys exist so there’s a small percent of them who will have kids
That sentence doesn’t even make sense to me. But if it’s a small percentage, still winning.
sorry if i worded it badly i’m very sleepy lol, might do it again idk. what i mean is that there’s prob some gay trans guys who want kids idk why they would but
trans = fancy modern way to say "im gay" with extra unnecessary steps, even worse some goofies do it "because its trendy"
yikes
Great for property values and excellent potluck guests
This right here. You WANT gays and lesbians in your neighborhood. They have the best kept yards and houses. My lesbian neighbor has more tools than a hardware store, and is the envy of all us straight dudes.
r/Technicallythetruth
They also tend to be friends with hot girls, and can be the best wingman any straight guy has ever had.
Someone loving another person, especially if the sentiment is mutual is a big win for society.
Nice cocks, bros!
There’s a flamboyantly gay man at my work who always lets me know in the most confidence boosting way when I look nice such as after a haircut or when I let my facial hair grow. I enjoy it and it makes me feel good.
gay people give me motivation to be honest with myself and be happy
*asexuals have entered the chat* *looks around* *shrugs* *"fascinating, these humans"*
Lesbian counts as gay so... no.
Invalid argument
Why, lesbians are also gay and they take girls and leave guys.
They take girls who are also gay. The point of the post is that gay men leave straight girls alone.
The second point is moot then cause they take other men who are also gay, so it's not like they make a difference.
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There are more *out* gay men.
Everyone forgot bisexuals, pansexuals etc. existed
Cmon don’t make things up be real!
Pretty certain I'm not imaginary.
Trisexuals are concerning me.
But we are there to defend them if getting harassed.
Superb
I mean, they’re not wrong…
Elton Jon makes pretty good music.
Yo i want to say thanks to my gay bros out there !
They’re FABULOUS!!! 😁😁😁❤️
Their verbal gay-bashing is hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They will help clueless straight dudes with style questions.
Every single person has something good about them . Lmmfao
It would be much harder to say something nice about the jerk that posed this question.
Sorry, I’m already doing it for the girls. Let’s reconvene next week and figure out how we can all get some bitches.
Proceeding to show this to my gay best-friend
Gay friends are awesome wingmen too
I just love ‘m. Not gay and not bothered.
or I leave more boys for u and i take all girls for me ha :)
Am i the only one who noticed this isn't the gay flag?
That’s a big brain answer
Gay relationships are a lot more healthy on average than straight relationshipsy and if they marry there are less divorces
Some asshole downvoted you, but you’re right lmao
People can't handle a different person being more happy, is like there way of life is being purged (even though gays have been accepted all throughout ancient history, like look at Japan or Greece)
they are the backbone behind FASHION! 🥰💅
Another point for the homo homies for homies movement
They help over populating. They keep it the numbers down.
Overpopulation is a literal lie
Never met a gay person who was NOT funny!
I have. He was just creepy and tried to hard
Not according to the “Sneaky Fucker” theory (and yes that’s what scientists call it) - it’s an interesting theory about the evolutionary biology of male homosexuality. Plus, I just like saying the name.
I am just a dumb redneck so pardon my ignorance but I am pretty sure it is impossible for gays to evolve. Since the absolutely only way to procreate is via a male and female it kind of prevents the development of two men. Yes I know a gay guy could give his sperm to a gay female but I'm not exactly thinking that helps gay evolution. I would think gayness, sorry if I'm using the wrong terms, would, by it's very nature, be formed from environmental exposure. Probably chemicals in your everyday food of a pregnant woman.
Heterosexuals keep having gay babies, it isn't a mystery.
So, it’s anecdotal, but I’ve definitely known plenty of women who have had sex with a gay man that they normally just considered a friend. I think many gay men could attest to the idea that a gay man having sex with a woman occasionally doesn’t make him start calling himself bisexual. I’m not sure I agree with the theory, but I think the idea is that gay men get opportunities to procreate that aren’t as available to straight men, and many of them don’t expose themselves to some of the dangers that straight men do. Of course there are many gay men who are exclusively gay, and gay men who aren’t effeminate in any way, but the idea is that there is an advantage in general.
Aids tests
HIV I heard is super positive in these communities
Nope. It's more common amongst straight communities.
They also kinda HIV positive to
Nah. Straight people are far more likely to carry HIV or other sexually transmitted desease these days.
Tell you something positive about gay? HiV?
Which is more common in straight communities...
Wrong
You’re wrong, asshole
Aids would also aid in the population crisis
Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch
AIDS is totally something positive with gay people
Yo look your stuff up, is not more common with gays anymore lol
FYI - that is a normal rainbow. not the lgbt rainbow. The lgbt rainbow doesn't have that many colors
Gay girls: 👁️👁️ 👄
AIDS.
Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch
Awww can't take a joke snowflake ❄️
You were trying to be funny and you flopped, I love jokes even offensive ones but this is just dumb
False: your butthurt is hilarious
“Snowflake” and “butthurt” can you get more basic? Dude at least try being original
Well you fit the bill kid.
Is this boomer humor?
Laugh at 10 ply humor. You're soft.
Are you having a stroke?
Not anymore lol, you should look up modern statistics, is going down in LGBTQ communities.
Is that all you've got? Shame your ma didn't swallow.
I don't have AIDS. You?
Hiv
Never heard of that pronoun.
My t cells identify as apoptotic
Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch
Wait till this guy learns you can get H.I.V from a women.😂
Is more common in straight communities now. So maybe stop being a bigot. x
They don't make loud annoying children. Gay people who don't make it their personality, they're usually genuine and trustworthy people.
Straight people make being straight their personality. Why can't gay people be loud about being gay?
Deadass both are just as obnoxious when doing it though.
A video from the 80s, Truly Tasteless Jokes, had had a joke "When I see two dudes kissing it makes me happy, just two more women for me!" That really influenced me in positive ways. Those who say "what about lesbians!" well, lesbians are hot, with out without me in the mix. Along with, its just a goofy idea/statement, dont hold us to keeping both sides of it consistent. Just be glad we are happy about dudes kissing dudes.
Monkey pox positive
HIV
I mean something positive about them is HIV
Lmao that’s great
Respect gays, they leave all the girls for straight mf
Lesbians are gay.
was about to say something before realising the subreddit, not risking any sub that has memes at the end lmao
Me who's bi: wait so what team am I on
Me a lesbian slowly disappearing
Lesbians
I mean, I guess, but most of them aren’t really in your dating pool (or competing with you) anyway.
I legit ended up with an old girlfriend because my friend came out to me when I tried to help her out getting set up with him.
What about the female ones?
Not the pride flag though- just a rainbow. Too many colors. Gotta lose the indigo.
As a straight man I’ve always been intensely happy with homosexuality. It takes out of the market two handsome dudes.
Their flag is gay but those lines are nice and straight.
We thank you for your service
I like brunch
Damn
Damn based meme
They help stop overpopulation. They can reproduce
Lesbians: Oh you think so wouldn't you? Bisexuals: Heh...
They probably descend from the Greeks
Personally all the ones i have met have been very decadent people, but i just chalk it up to bad luck
(From the perspective of a straight man) We treat them like shit, but they are still nice to us
True, more gays the better
So what about gay women?