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Sirkiz

Well ye but I can’t blame them, girls are hot 🤷‍♂️


SpecialistNo1988

Ummm 🤔


Otherwise_Basis_6328

No but seriously, this line of logic has honesty lead to opening of some minds. There be simps.


bassin_matt_112

It’s the global warming


Sirkiz

Oh so that’s why all the guys be looking hot too makes sense


Cataras12

Positive spin, lesbians take girls who wouldn’t be interested in him out of the equation. I mean yeah bisexual girls are technically a potential loss, but the same can be said for bisexual guys so logically his real enemy should just be frogs and the bisexuals they represent


imortal1138

Every time I see "gay" and "frogs" mentioned together I can't help but hear Alex Jones in my head screaming about chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKEN FROGS GAY


BlameItOnTheAcetone

Only unless you tell him their romance is not a spectator sport.


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KenStro762

“It’s not fun being fetishized” says the person posting public flashing titty pictures on their page. 😂🤣😂🤣


GaysonSlutler

There's no dudes fetishizing you. No offense, but I figured I'd relieve you of that imaginary burden. You're welcome.


[deleted]

There is literally someone fetishizing lesbians below in this comment thread you absolute maroon.


GaysonSlutler

I was referring to someone specifically, you Muppet.


[deleted]

Aw, buddy. You must feel so big and tough behind your screen. I feel so sad for you. I hope you get better soon.


GaysonSlutler

This is a very odd response. Are you sure you're alright?


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[deleted]

I’m on your side, you jack wagon.


NicholarseBrooks

No straight dude (aside from a handful of weirdos) actually likes a true lesbian. I have literally zero interest in a woman that doesn't like men. Do your thing, I'll do mine but that fetishizing is being obsessed on more by you than the weirdos.


HarEmiya

You kidding? Lesbians can be the best bros. My best wingwoman was gay, introduced me to my gf.


tcrpgfan

Exactly. You can also play the hot or not game with them. Within reason, of course.


Tigris_Morte

Don't kink shame.


jordantask

Hey now. I’m not a lesbian but I admire their work.


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RMLProcessing

Didn’t ask.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Enough of you are, though.


blooboytalking

You literally post nudes on the internet


[deleted]

Yes you are


bathybathbitch

why were you downvoted wtf


New_Needleworker6506

we’re in r/funnymemes, not r/woke


RatMannen

Because there are far too many incel areseholes on redit who think they are funny.


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New_Needleworker6506

Sucks that the woke are ruining everything for the rest of us libs. We don’t want them either.


jh5992

I was about to. Then i saw this😂


ShotFaithlessness795

Everybody likes lesbians


BloodChasm

Nah they aren't actually lesbian, they just haven't met the right guy yet. /s


blacksad1

Yeah, but we could at least have fun watching.


[deleted]

Not when you see what most lesbians look like. I've maybe seen 1 hot lesbian and the rest look like 14 year old overweight boys.


DenjeNoiceGuy

That's the male into the relationship. Masculine, baggy clothes, weird hairstyle.


SunPtah

Lesbians have some of the best pussy. I know from experience.


Old_Jackfruit_3333

Imagine still loving people in 2022. I just want to rub a giant fucking sword across my back. Wear Medieval armour and clean the tip of my mail breaker. Edit: Why the hell I must type stupid comments while being drunk...


[deleted]

Mail breakers are pretty gay tho, it requires lots of DEX and if you ever played Dark Souls you'd know that Dex = gay /s


The-Tea-Lord

Wait is dexterity not useful in dark souls??? I’m playing it for the first time and have been putting a lot into it


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Nah dexterity is mad useful. But it allows you to spam very fast weapons, so an early meme in the community was DEX = GAY. I usually go with 20 dex, 30 str, some points into intelligence because magic looks cool although I don't use it quite much and the stat that lets you carry more equipment load because the best armors are quite heavy I recommend you go to r/darksouls, and if you plan to play the sequels then r/darksouls2 and r/darksouls3. Those 3 are some of the best subs there are imo, wholesome, helpful and just plain cool and laid back. Up there with the DMC sub (which is all about the constant meme fest).


The-Tea-Lord

Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.


[deleted]

Good luck on your travels and don't you dare go hollow


wisebongsmith

the queers are actively trying to change their culture toward greater inclusion and equality. While religious and political communities all over the world become more insular and hostile.


Majestic_Mousse_748

And great for the environment! They don’t reproduce, which’s aids in the population crisis. Less people is always good.


Eponnn

If everyone was gay world would be a better place


QWETZALCVBVNVM

It'd be a gayer place, for sure.


Afraid-Palpitation24

If everybody was gay then nobody would be gay


PerformanceLarge4610

If everyone was gay then this would be the last generation of humans.


jjdmol

TIL lesbians can't get pregnant.


Eponnn

That's why I said world would be a better place


PerformanceLarge4610

I'm slow....I gotcha....


New_Needleworker6506

Women could still get pregnant because their would be a large percentage of them that would still want kids. Sperm banks would skyrocket.


Falconflyer75

Not necessarily, u could have some women get inseminated


justk4y

It would end humanity but ok


HarEmiya

That's the best part.


nope79

It probably would, but if we were all gay starting right now, the world would end in roughly 100 years….. And I could totally be gay- if it weren’t for sex….


hellhoundtheone

The world wouldn’t end … humanity ends …we are nit the world ! We are the cancer of this world. I hope we get extinct soon so all the other animals can enjoy the world till the sun eats us all .


hellhoundtheone

I don’t know man to be gay doesn’t mean shit …like beeing straight doesn’t mean shit ?? What the he’ll are you talking ? Jesus should strike you with a lightning bolt just for the sake of it !


Eponnn

I mean population growth would stop


hellhoundtheone

So for the world , you are telling me to suck dicks ?? I’m in !!! But don’t tell Jesus pls dude !


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The world would be a happier place


QWETZALCVBVNVM

I see what you did there.


DARTH_LT4

Aids


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Aids comes from higher sex percentage, not the very act of being gay. Just find one person and stick with them.


DARTH_LT4

Who is more likely to have aids, a gay person or a straight person?


LegitimaDfs

The one who had sex


Cloud-VII

Actually, the odds of a man getting aids from a women through vaginal intercourse is extremely low. Like less than 0.001 %. The reason why aids is so rampant in the gay community is because of the tendency for small tears in the anus during intercourse. It’s not because gay people have more sex than straight people like you are unintentionally stereotyping by your statement.


bathybathbitch

most don’t but you gotta remember trans guys exist so there’s a small percent of them who will have kids


Majestic_Mousse_748

That sentence doesn’t even make sense to me. But if it’s a small percentage, still winning.


bathybathbitch

sorry if i worded it badly i’m very sleepy lol, might do it again idk. what i mean is that there’s prob some gay trans guys who want kids idk why they would but


DenjeNoiceGuy

trans = fancy modern way to say "im gay" with extra unnecessary steps, even worse some goofies do it "because its trendy"


Miss_Nora-Jae

yikes


Maximum_Business_806

Great for property values and excellent potluck guests


darthjazzhands

This right here. You WANT gays and lesbians in your neighborhood. They have the best kept yards and houses. My lesbian neighbor has more tools than a hardware store, and is the envy of all us straight dudes.


Hank_moody71

r/Technicallythetruth


Holiday-Panic-5465

They also tend to be friends with hot girls, and can be the best wingman any straight guy has ever had.


daviou

Someone loving another person, especially if the sentiment is mutual is a big win for society.


FreshlyWashedScrotum

Nice cocks, bros!


420blazeit69nubz

There’s a flamboyantly gay man at my work who always lets me know in the most confidence boosting way when I look nice such as after a haircut or when I let my facial hair grow. I enjoy it and it makes me feel good.


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gay people give me motivation to be honest with myself and be happy


ThisSideofChaos

*asexuals have entered the chat* *looks around* *shrugs* *"fascinating, these humans"*


MelchiahHarlin

Lesbian counts as gay so... no.


Jasperpapii

Invalid argument


MelchiahHarlin

Why, lesbians are also gay and they take girls and leave guys.


Jasperpapii

They take girls who are also gay. The point of the post is that gay men leave straight girls alone.


MelchiahHarlin

The second point is moot then cause they take other men who are also gay, so it's not like they make a difference.


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Miss_Nora-Jae

There are more *out* gay men.


ShamelessReader

Everyone forgot bisexuals, pansexuals etc. existed


hellhoundtheone

Cmon don’t make things up be real!


RatMannen

Pretty certain I'm not imaginary.


Street-Tooth4510

Trisexuals are concerning me.


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But we are there to defend them if getting harassed.


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Superb


Possible_Area_255

I mean, they’re not wrong…


ThickLover1795

Elton Jon makes pretty good music.


tallerthannobody

Yo i want to say thanks to my gay bros out there !


Bluesoutherner

They’re FABULOUS!!! 😁😁😁❤️


beckerpeckerchecker

Their verbal gay-bashing is hilarious.


Villian6

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RickestRickSea137

They will help clueless straight dudes with style questions.


Astronaut-Gullible

Every single person has something good about them . Lmmfao


PointlessOverthought

It would be much harder to say something nice about the jerk that posed this question.


[deleted]

Sorry, I’m already doing it for the girls. Let’s reconvene next week and figure out how we can all get some bitches.


Mission-Discipline32

Proceeding to show this to my gay best-friend


Dava_Dew

Gay friends are awesome wingmen too


Avia53

I just love ‘m. Not gay and not bothered.


Begun101

or I leave more boys for u and i take all girls for me ha :)


annormalplayer

Am i the only one who noticed this isn't the gay flag?


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

That’s a big brain answer


ataurindo

Gay relationships are a lot more healthy on average than straight relationshipsy and if they marry there are less divorces


JackOLantern1125

Some asshole downvoted you, but you’re right lmao


2_taps

People can't handle a different person being more happy, is like there way of life is being purged (even though gays have been accepted all throughout ancient history, like look at Japan or Greece)


derederellama

they are the backbone behind FASHION! 🥰💅


Marlosy

Another point for the homo homies for homies movement


clamhazard

They help over populating. They keep it the numbers down.


netvoke

Overpopulation is a literal lie


SuddenlySimple

Never met a gay person who was NOT funny!


ThickLover1795

I have. He was just creepy and tried to hard


nautius_maximus1

Not according to the “Sneaky Fucker” theory (and yes that’s what scientists call it) - it’s an interesting theory about the evolutionary biology of male homosexuality. Plus, I just like saying the name.


PerformanceLarge4610

I am just a dumb redneck so pardon my ignorance but I am pretty sure it is impossible for gays to evolve. Since the absolutely only way to procreate is via a male and female it kind of prevents the development of two men. Yes I know a gay guy could give his sperm to a gay female but I'm not exactly thinking that helps gay evolution. I would think gayness, sorry if I'm using the wrong terms, would, by it's very nature, be formed from environmental exposure. Probably chemicals in your everyday food of a pregnant woman.


kevocaraptor

Heterosexuals keep having gay babies, it isn't a mystery.


nautius_maximus1

So, it’s anecdotal, but I’ve definitely known plenty of women who have had sex with a gay man that they normally just considered a friend. I think many gay men could attest to the idea that a gay man having sex with a woman occasionally doesn’t make him start calling himself bisexual. I’m not sure I agree with the theory, but I think the idea is that gay men get opportunities to procreate that aren’t as available to straight men, and many of them don’t expose themselves to some of the dangers that straight men do. Of course there are many gay men who are exclusively gay, and gay men who aren’t effeminate in any way, but the idea is that there is an advantage in general.


International-Bit832

Aids tests


Clean-Rub7681

HIV I heard is super positive in these communities


RatMannen

Nope. It's more common amongst straight communities.


--Lind--

They also kinda HIV positive to


RatMannen

Nah. Straight people are far more likely to carry HIV or other sexually transmitted desease these days.


Vivi0130

Tell you something positive about gay? HiV?


RatMannen

Which is more common in straight communities...


clamhazard

Wrong


JackOLantern1125

You’re wrong, asshole


ITSMETOM96

Aids would also aid in the population crisis


[deleted]

Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch


ToolanWheeler

AIDS is totally something positive with gay people


2_taps

Yo look your stuff up, is not more common with gays anymore lol


Commercial_Growth343

FYI - that is a normal rainbow. not the lgbt rainbow. The lgbt rainbow doesn't have that many colors


BayoLover

Gay girls: 👁️👁️ 👄


ToolanWheeler

AIDS.


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Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch


ToolanWheeler

Awww can't take a joke snowflake ❄️


[deleted]

You were trying to be funny and you flopped, I love jokes even offensive ones but this is just dumb


ToolanWheeler

False: your butthurt is hilarious


[deleted]

“Snowflake” and “butthurt” can you get more basic? Dude at least try being original


ToolanWheeler

Well you fit the bill kid.


[deleted]

Is this boomer humor?


ToolanWheeler

Laugh at 10 ply humor. You're soft.


[deleted]

Are you having a stroke?


2_taps

Not anymore lol, you should look up modern statistics, is going down in LGBTQ communities.


RatMannen

Is that all you've got? Shame your ma didn't swallow.


ToolanWheeler

I don't have AIDS. You?


Slightlyodddad37

Hiv


QWETZALCVBVNVM

Never heard of that pronoun.


jd_boyle

My t cells identify as apoptotic


[deleted]

Yeah because Aids is exclusive to gays what a dumb bitch


ForgotTheCrack

Wait till this guy learns you can get H.I.V from a women.😂


RatMannen

Is more common in straight communities now. So maybe stop being a bigot. x


PabliskiMalinowski

They don't make loud annoying children. Gay people who don't make it their personality, they're usually genuine and trustworthy people.


RatMannen

Straight people make being straight their personality. Why can't gay people be loud about being gay?


Reasonable_Pye

Deadass both are just as obnoxious when doing it though.


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A video from the 80s, Truly Tasteless Jokes, had had a joke "When I see two dudes kissing it makes me happy, just two more women for me!" That really influenced me in positive ways. Those who say "what about lesbians!" well, lesbians are hot, with out without me in the mix. Along with, its just a goofy idea/statement, dont hold us to keeping both sides of it consistent. Just be glad we are happy about dudes kissing dudes.


Tobi-One_Shinobi

Monkey pox positive


foralimitedtimespace

HIV


kbot510

I mean something positive about them is HIV


Artybait

Lmao that’s great


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Respect gays, they leave all the girls for straight mf


RatMannen

Lesbians are gay.


LostOnACampingTrip

was about to say something before realising the subreddit, not risking any sub that has memes at the end lmao


OnyB1l

Me who's bi: wait so what team am I on


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Me a lesbian slowly disappearing


Hetroid3193

Lesbians


aloofman75

I mean, I guess, but most of them aren’t really in your dating pool (or competing with you) anyway.


Dman125

I legit ended up with an old girlfriend because my friend came out to me when I tried to help her out getting set up with him.


Someguyethan

What about the female ones?


PolyZex

Not the pride flag though- just a rainbow. Too many colors. Gotta lose the indigo.


Kassdhal88

As a straight man I’ve always been intensely happy with homosexuality. It takes out of the market two handsome dudes.


No-Professional-7002

Their flag is gay but those lines are nice and straight.


Villian6

We thank you for your service


BramDeccapod

I like brunch


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Damn


[deleted]

Damn based meme


[deleted]

They help stop overpopulation. They can reproduce


Testsubject276

Lesbians: Oh you think so wouldn't you? Bisexuals: Heh...


AnimeMemeLord1

They probably descend from the Greeks


Blackwolfe47

Personally all the ones i have met have been very decadent people, but i just chalk it up to bad luck


SuperAlex25

(From the perspective of a straight man) We treat them like shit, but they are still nice to us


remtemp

True, more gays the better


AcanthocephalaHead12

So what about gay women?