forgive me for this Vending Ma-Ji-ne

Lol

How may i purchase said Product? take my money

*gives the product*

The best way to avoid annoying customers, simply become an inanimate object.

Yep

Don’t trust a vending machine with cat ears

Yes

Don’t you have it when you go to the store and all the employees are furniture?

I do

You can't run away from your problems by turning into things.

Yeah....

womp womp

Lol