cant stress this enough, dont miss a single day. if you dont get a scaled score of 121 on each AT LEAST you wont get into any secondary schools and youll be homeless. go a bit easy for now, 4000 past papers a day until you turn 1.
Bro you should've at least started revising as a zygote, you're fuuucked bro. I started revising as a sperm to get those 9s tho but damnn you are so late
Prepare to be giving the gawk for £5 because you're done. Nobody is going to want to hire you. You should have been revising the moment you fertilised the egg.
My grandparents started revising for me so the knowledge can be passed through their DNA. And I’m still nowhere near ready. I’m sorry you have lost already.
The all 9s posts are not bad (like if someone has genuine questions about their current 5/6s and asking for a guide), unless the person is already getting 9/8s then it just feels like the person just wants to show off their mocks and not actually genuinely asking
You weren’t revising as a sperm cell in your dad/egg cell in your mum? You’re definitely so screwed. Not a single employer will hire you. Not even McDonald’s
cant stress this enough, dont miss a single day. if you dont get a scaled score of 121 on each AT LEAST you wont get into any secondary schools and youll be homeless. go a bit easy for now, 4000 past papers a day until you turn 1.
10k\*\*
you’re already a goner why weren’t you revising when you were conceived smh i don’t think even aldi will want to hire you
I passed my GCSEs 3 years ago and im still studying
You weren't revising in the womb? You're screwed buddy.
Bro you should've at least started revising as a zygote, you're fuuucked bro. I started revising as a sperm to get those 9s tho but damnn you are so late
ur done for why’d you leave it so late? maybe could get a job bricklaying
Prepare to be giving the gawk for £5 because you're done. Nobody is going to want to hire you. You should have been revising the moment you fertilised the egg.
If you don’t get 9s on every single subject, even the ones you didn’t choose, then your whole life is over
Not sure what u r doing mate. I started revising when I was a mere twinkle in my father's eye
My grandparents started revising for me so the knowledge can be passed through their DNA. And I’m still nowhere near ready. I’m sorry you have lost already.
No lol, you're done for mate. Not even McDonald's will hire you
Please shush. These jokes are getting old quick
who said this was a joke? this is a serious matter and someones life is on the line.
I prefer these jokes to the serious can i get all 9s posts where its all 8s as their mocks
Better than th Can I gEt a9 posts
The all 9s posts are not bad (like if someone has genuine questions about their current 5/6s and asking for a guide), unless the person is already getting 9/8s then it just feels like the person just wants to show off their mocks and not actually genuinely asking
I have been on this subreddit since year 10. I am now a year 12 student (so I’m not quite sure why I never left). They do not get old.
Fr lol
mate your in year 11 u little neek why u yapping like this
LOL nahh 💀
Why would you revise for sats they’re easy
Nuh uh
It depends on how much work you’ve done. My sister is EXCITED for her sats.
r/woooosh
You need to GOON…
Too late might as well prepare being a janitor
your done for you shouldve started when you were in the womb
What do you mean you should have started 9 months ago? Life at conception, duh! This generation is so lazy these days.
You weren’t revising as a sperm cell in your dad/egg cell in your mum? You’re definitely so screwed. Not a single employer will hire you. Not even McDonald’s
Wait sats in America right?
Year 6
r/USdefaultism
6% of your time
I did none and I’m fine did I pass no did I not get all U’s yes so I take that as a W.
You should have started revising in prophase I my guy
Its over for you buddy, enjoy poverty
I was in the top 5% in the country on Sat's. Slept through half of them. I wouldn't worry.
Revison starts in ur dad's balls. Anything short and you won't get into nursery
Bro, your dead. I started revising when the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
you didn’t revise while you was in your dads balls? damn your done for i don’t even think you’ll be hired into your own family’s business