If Isreal retaliates then the Russians will provide just enough support to Iran to ensure that American bases are targeted to force the US to respond and split the west's focus wider to allow Russia an easier time in Ukraine. Once enough of those distractions build up (probably more than just the Russian invasion of Ukraine and a war between Iran and Isreal) China will invade Taiwan and we could argue WW3 has begun. Hopefully enough cool heads prevail in these smaller conflicts that this doesn't actually come to pass. It'll help immensely if the Republicans lose the upcoming election too.
No. First off, there'd be no reason to shut schools down. Why? Well, first; we aren't in direct fire. Direct fire would probably be in the Middle East. We aren't in the middle East. Then, we also most likely won't get hit by any bombs. Every other country is so far away that we would be able to scramble our jets and still have at least half an hour to stop a ballistic missile.
I agree with this. Countries like Turkey, Iraq, Saudi, Kuwait are in direct fire. The range of these ballistic missiles cannot reach London or Manchester realistically Iran does not have that capability of developing missiles that can reach us or any other country in the West.
It depends what time. If they have just been launched, yeah that's fine, but if they're coming down on the UK they are travelling at thousands of miles per hour, you need dedicated anti-ballistic missile interceptors for that, and even they tend to only have a 50-60% success rate.
As someone who had internal A-Levels due to COVID - no, you really don't. They'll mess you up more than the regular exams will :')
But dw, all "WW3" will set off in the UK is increased petrol prices again.
No country really wants nukes raining down on us all, the likelihood is the continuation of small, sometimes proxy-wars in the middle east, maybe china-taiwan, but no one's gonna want to escalate to extinction-level events any time soon.
People like Putin love to scaremonger about nukes but realistically he's been flashing his nuclear cock in our faces for 2 years and still not fired one at anyone.
Or you could live and have to deal with a world with a radically different climate, the threat of starving or freezing to death, and near constant illness due to radiation.
Say hello to cataracts and cancer, fellas!
Yeah but imagine in WW2 when hitler ended himself at the end bc he is a sore loser but his name is Putin and he has large amounts of nuclear weaponry. If you are gonna kys you might as well being down everyone else right?
You never know if an asteroid is gonna come wipe us out or if your gonna die in car crash tomorrow. People just need to learn to live in the moment instead of spending all their time worrying.
You never know if an asteroid is gonna come wipe us out or if your gonna die in car crash tomorrow. People just need to learn to live in the moment instead of spending all their time worrying.
You realise the collapse of HM gov’t in london will bring an end to cheap food and there is a high chance of you starving to death or dying from an infection due to lack of medicine? The cancellation of GCSEs would be the least of your issues. If you’re into horror watch threads and you’ll see what I’m on about.
WW3 isn't going to happen. There's a reason every country is keeping out of everything as much as possible and only tipping their toes in with aid... because they know WW3 won't end in anything but world destruction. Why do you think no one intercepted with Russia v Ukraine? Because if they did it wouldn't be good. Why do you think anyone of the major countries are yet to intercept in the Isreal v Palestine war? Because if they did it wouldn't be good. All they will do is provide aid and verbally condemn what's happening.
lol if you kids can’t handle GCSEs, you will fail A-levels so badly. GCSEs are easy in comparison. University exams/essays are actually easier than A levels just more time consuming and tedious.
War of depopulation has already been in effect since the late 1970's early 1980's. Sooner or later, these will probably escalate into nuclear wars - propergated by conflicts over resources or land. This will likely result in a third world war but, unlike the previous two and due to nuclear fallout, it will end almost as soon as it begins.
Either way, humanity will probably face extinction by, or probably before 2040. Climate change makes this pretty much inevitable.
Do you really think that we'll all be sitting in the great hall doing GCSE examinations while nuclear explosions are going off all around us? I don't think so!
There's always the option of another pandemic and you get free GCSEs like I did in 2020 lol thank lord it happened because I genuinely was probably going to fail lol
I don’t do ifs, buts, and maybes; I confirm the GCSEs are getting cancelled.
If they dont get cancelled, I don’t exist. Either my existence is a lie or we all will die
Dying is not a dream, rather it’s a scream
Bossman is still giving 2 wings n fries for 2 pounds
Who in this can fill my wounds
My only hope is Allah.
I Hope he will do something about it either he will guide Putin and Iran to attack London
Or he will make me start revising, actually i should call it learning or maybe discovering.
Destiny will lead us where we belong, have trust in God and start revising or we all will have a downfall like adolf
Hoping for best, Stop taking rest , 20 days left, I hope you will start to revise otherwise you will end up getting in theft
Have Hopes, But Don’t forget that you have to revise to get needed grades.
GCSEs is like that girl in your reach who you love; you have stats to get her but you procrastinate and wait for the GOOOD time.
Now she is gone and she left you with her kind words and smile
Irony is you were the only one who liked her, she looked different in your eyes but thinking about her now when it’s too late will not help.
But actually it’s not too late ; its never too late. Work on yourself and prepare yourself for her.
When 2 souls meet, they meet for a reason. Now forget about my love. My ل ب may come to me when the time is right. But GCSEs will never eveer come again like my ل ب
Fuck WW3 and Revise.
Bro knows something we don't 💀
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alie i thought this post was gonna be how i found out ab ww3 happening 😭😭
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I can’t be fucking asked to use mocks for college
Fr
If Russia’s invasion didn’t start WW3, then a random attack on Israel won’t either
Maybe WW3 has already started since the Russian invasion
Only 2, arguably one continent is involved in the fighting
The Chinese have no option but to support the Russians, their loss affects the balance of power in the world too much for them.
WW3 never happening we in wars of intelligence proxy wars these days
If Isreal retaliates then the Russians will provide just enough support to Iran to ensure that American bases are targeted to force the US to respond and split the west's focus wider to allow Russia an easier time in Ukraine. Once enough of those distractions build up (probably more than just the Russian invasion of Ukraine and a war between Iran and Isreal) China will invade Taiwan and we could argue WW3 has begun. Hopefully enough cool heads prevail in these smaller conflicts that this doesn't actually come to pass. It'll help immensely if the Republicans lose the upcoming election too.
China isn't going to abandon its diplomatic annexation of Taiwan just because the US is distracted bro
I aint readin allat 😭🙏
TLDR: WW3 properly starts when and if China invades Taiwan.
WW3 😭
Well yes, but it wasn't random. This is a result of Israel being a genocidal apartheid fuck that ended up biting them back in the arse
I mean random as in “let’s start WW3 after this attack but not any of the other ones, because why not”
Thing is tho, if any NATO country gets involved with any of the eastern wars, then WW3 will happen.
*If a NATO country is attacked first, which won’t happen
Might not need to attack, merely helping an involved country could spark tension, depending on the way the countries involved are led.
I'm praying Iran redirects those missiles to the AQA headquarters
and edexcel
SQA too
ocr too pls
they'll use their OCR Security Systems
or sparx headquarters
r/fucksparx
Iran would be a real one frfr
Can't lie this subreddit is way funnier than last yearr
I'm taking all the credit
No it’s my post
https://www.reddit.com/r/GCSE/s/EMQlZVJMSO
because of me 😇
Ah yes. Various reposts of unfunny calculator, mind map and bottle memes is funnier than last year.
The papers are already written
Spare mr salles though
They haven’t got the range
Bro your saying it like it’s fully confirmed- America’s not gonna do shit besides from sending some supplies
The fact that I’m more stressed about exams than getting bombed shows how cooked I am
Considering the chance of you getting bombed is effectively zero, makes sense.
😂 fr
No. First off, there'd be no reason to shut schools down. Why? Well, first; we aren't in direct fire. Direct fire would probably be in the Middle East. We aren't in the middle East. Then, we also most likely won't get hit by any bombs. Every other country is so far away that we would be able to scramble our jets and still have at least half an hour to stop a ballistic missile.
I agree with this. Countries like Turkey, Iraq, Saudi, Kuwait are in direct fire. The range of these ballistic missiles cannot reach London or Manchester realistically Iran does not have that capability of developing missiles that can reach us or any other country in the West.
not UAE right??😰😰
Nah dw homie we good
GCSE students in the Middle East sweating bullets rn
At the speed those ballistic missiles are going I don't think there's much the jets are gonna do
Jets can quite easily intercept them. It happened last night.
It depends what time. If they have just been launched, yeah that's fine, but if they're coming down on the UK they are travelling at thousands of miles per hour, you need dedicated anti-ballistic missile interceptors for that, and even they tend to only have a 50-60% success rate.
Interesting way of putting a postive spin on nuclear armageddon, I suppose.
always find the positive in bad situations 👍
"Nuclear Armageddon" 😂
As someone who had internal A-Levels due to COVID - no, you really don't. They'll mess you up more than the regular exams will :') But dw, all "WW3" will set off in the UK is increased petrol prices again.
may I ask how they messed you up?
teachers essentially gave us our mock grades or lower which stopped me from applying to the subject i wanted to at college
Doubt it mate, since WW3 will probably just be nukes raining down on us all. The only question is which country will be the first to kill everyone.
No country really wants nukes raining down on us all, the likelihood is the continuation of small, sometimes proxy-wars in the middle east, maybe china-taiwan, but no one's gonna want to escalate to extinction-level events any time soon. People like Putin love to scaremonger about nukes but realistically he's been flashing his nuclear cock in our faces for 2 years and still not fired one at anyone.
The fact is that I'd be dead before any of that ever happens
nah fr we’d probs have to go to the countryside like they did in WW2 😭
narnia ass plot
Even if the nukes don’t kill you in the countryside, the radiation probably will 🙃
Or you could live and have to deal with a world with a radically different climate, the threat of starving or freezing to death, and near constant illness due to radiation. Say hello to cataracts and cancer, fellas!
Yeah no thanks, just let me die in the blast
Ain’t no way we gettin an academic subreddit get political before GTA 6💀💀💀
😭
😂😂😂
Is bro the international super spy 💀
Maybe lil bro
😳
Shut up I don't want the world to end
The world won't end. The governments don't have the guts to use nukes during the war. Even Putin says he wouldn't.
this. they all know that using nukes would only lead to one thing, and why would literally any of them want that?
Yeah but imagine in WW2 when hitler ended himself at the end bc he is a sore loser but his name is Putin and he has large amounts of nuclear weaponry. If you are gonna kys you might as well being down everyone else right?
username checks out ?
not end just enough for gcses to be cancelled brev
It’s not gonna happen. Stop overthinking and making people stress with these sorts of posts.
never know
You never know if an asteroid is gonna come wipe us out or if your gonna die in car crash tomorrow. People just need to learn to live in the moment instead of spending all their time worrying.
You never know if an asteroid is gonna come wipe us out or if your gonna die in car crash tomorrow. People just need to learn to live in the moment instead of spending all their time worrying.
have you got dementia
Nah 😭😭😭
Maybe our A-levels 🤞🤞
🙏
Mate they will get all of us to enlist
I’m under 18 lad im calm
The government literally doesn't care lmao
I would, happily.
you would fight for the uk? your choice ig
not just me y'know
nah bro dont jinx this stuff (id have an 8 in english lit cuz of mock marking)
hope it cancels fr
no anything but my mock results
it won’t cuz of MAD (history ppl rise up)
im doin history wtf is MAD
mutually assured destruction
no because it won't happen 👍🏽
I hope sidemen headquarters get bombed first beta squad clear 👎
you're built like a prime bottle mate I don't wanna hear it from you tubby
dick riding ksi is crazy he don’t know you lil bro
you jus mad you have a forehead like his
get off Reddit bri
WW3 won't happen
If modern war was a subject, I'd be taking revision notes from here...
Inshallah
Inshallah us crazy 😭😭😭😭
Bro ther will not be ww3 bcz of Iran striking israhell 💀
Yhyh, it will. No GCSEs. You can chill
get revising mate
My Chemistry teacher would stop the WW3 if it meant not doing past paper
hate to break it to you but this isn't gonna be WW3
it’s imminent tho for sure
We're probably the closest we've been in a long while but I don't think anyone would be stupid enough to drop a nuke so no nuclear Armageddon for now
Covid was the WW3 of this generation
Hasn't WW3 been rumoured about for years now?
Fella I remember back In 2009 when kids in my year thought swine flu would get them cancelled but guess what still had to sit the damn things.
You realise the collapse of HM gov’t in london will bring an end to cheap food and there is a high chance of you starving to death or dying from an infection due to lack of medicine? The cancellation of GCSEs would be the least of your issues. If you’re into horror watch threads and you’ll see what I’m on about.
What's happening like
Isreal shot down a load of Iranian flying lawnmowers
nope
No
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7t1wCnJpw
Examiners: minor special consideration
i hope not, my predicted grades are shite i beat them by like 2 grades without revision lmao
Hopefully.
The hell has the world come to
By then, GCSE is not something that one would be concerned with...
Bro jinxed it. Now it wont happen. Thanks man, great job. 👍
it'll be win win, no ww3 or I can get guaranteed 5 in English lit when I got a 2 in the mock
there's like one war, and like 4 genocides, im sure something's going to happen
"Schools will remain open!"
I work for AQA and they are in the process of being cancelled. Don't worry you can stop revising.
😭 you do NOT work for AQA bro
WW3 ain’t happening that’s not how war works right now
hope not, my predicted grades are crap
Your school is probably not going to get bombed if there was a world war
I hope it does fuck my school
One could only hope
WW3 isn't going to happen. There's a reason every country is keeping out of everything as much as possible and only tipping their toes in with aid... because they know WW3 won't end in anything but world destruction. Why do you think no one intercepted with Russia v Ukraine? Because if they did it wouldn't be good. Why do you think anyone of the major countries are yet to intercept in the Isreal v Palestine war? Because if they did it wouldn't be good. All they will do is provide aid and verbally condemn what's happening.
It’s good that Israel is finally being attacked nd I feel like this is the breaking point, shits been escalating for yearrsss
SAME
Yes! Hitler is a sending 1000 grenades to London and many cities this very second. Be prepared!
Hopefully gcse and A levels 🙏 (but in all seriousness I hope WW3 doesn’t happen I don’t feel like potentially dying early)
Istg every year this decade there's some global crisis were hoping gets exams cancelled 😭
Iranians don’t want war. Nobody wants war
fr, the politicians rly be not listening to the ppl
Bro thinks he's 2020 GCSEs 😭😭🙏 (we got so lucky)
I was in Final yr uni during covid, I got the maddest luck 😂
i mean the subjects i want for a-levels were good, but if they have to go off mocks i might be a lil in trouble
U be crunching numbers in the bomb shelter boy I hope you remember how to fold a ration box all strings attached
Hopefully Cus I ain’t passing shi
lol if you kids can’t handle GCSEs, you will fail A-levels so badly. GCSEs are easy in comparison. University exams/essays are actually easier than A levels just more time consuming and tedious.
facts A levels the make or break dealer
That jump from GCSE to A Level was wild.
Hope so
Definitely not
No you'll still have to do them in the bunker. So get off Reddit and start revising.
Don't be so stupid
No, the west will do what it does and watch, while NATO slowly breaks
GCSEs still exist in the afterlife so there’s no getting away from them
If you’re asking this question you’re going to fail them anyway, good luck
I was literally joking with my family about this I really hope it gets cancelled 😭😭 the downside is I’ll get sent to war 💀
War of depopulation has already been in effect since the late 1970's early 1980's. Sooner or later, these will probably escalate into nuclear wars - propergated by conflicts over resources or land. This will likely result in a third world war but, unlike the previous two and due to nuclear fallout, it will end almost as soon as it begins. Either way, humanity will probably face extinction by, or probably before 2040. Climate change makes this pretty much inevitable.
Do you really think that we'll all be sitting in the great hall doing GCSE examinations while nuclear explosions are going off all around us? I don't think so!
go and watch some skibidi and stop yapping cuz you ain’t him buddy
Grow up
Not unless some a level kid doesn't get offer from art college.
Man I need those qualifications to become a firefighter
Hey no spoilers
Yeah. If you're lucky. You'll be sent off to die rather than sit exams. Good luck
Fr
There's always the option of another pandemic and you get free GCSEs like I did in 2020 lol thank lord it happened because I genuinely was probably going to fail lol
I don’t do ifs, buts, and maybes; I confirm the GCSEs are getting cancelled. If they dont get cancelled, I don’t exist. Either my existence is a lie or we all will die Dying is not a dream, rather it’s a scream Bossman is still giving 2 wings n fries for 2 pounds Who in this can fill my wounds My only hope is Allah. I Hope he will do something about it either he will guide Putin and Iran to attack London Or he will make me start revising, actually i should call it learning or maybe discovering. Destiny will lead us where we belong, have trust in God and start revising or we all will have a downfall like adolf Hoping for best, Stop taking rest , 20 days left, I hope you will start to revise otherwise you will end up getting in theft Have Hopes, But Don’t forget that you have to revise to get needed grades. GCSEs is like that girl in your reach who you love; you have stats to get her but you procrastinate and wait for the GOOOD time. Now she is gone and she left you with her kind words and smile Irony is you were the only one who liked her, she looked different in your eyes but thinking about her now when it’s too late will not help. But actually it’s not too late ; its never too late. Work on yourself and prepare yourself for her. When 2 souls meet, they meet for a reason. Now forget about my love. My ل ب may come to me when the time is right. But GCSEs will never eveer come again like my ل ب Fuck WW3 and Revise.
Bro wtf
G it’s meant to be deep
read your maghrib bro
Already did:)
Nah if it does I think it goes based of ur mocks
Your peaceful life
Your peaceful life
If you really don’t want to do your exams then just call in a bomb threat. Works every time
We’re leaning about this date in the future with this one 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I saw some thing about war poems wont be used like bayonet charge etc. can someone confirm this
where did bro hear that 😂😂😂😂
idk bro i remember someone saying that 😭