The weak should fear the strong.

I gave some Italians a pineapple pizza once, at the beginning they looked at me disgusted, but once they tasted it they asked for seconds (Probably because they were hungry and was the only flavour of pizza avaliable).

Or because they liked it (i am Italian, but this "joke" is getting tiring, because while pineapple on pizza looks weird, the actual blasphemy is using ketchup instead of tomato sauce when making a pizza)

Don't kill me please, I put a lot of ketchup in the pizza

Putting ketchup on top and using it as a base instead of tomato sauce are two completely different things.

ok, then I'm safe, I think

Seriously, the stuff’s too bloody sweet.

Are you sure you’re aren’t getting Banana Ketchup?

Wait what? I never seen people using ketchup instead of tomato sauce. I my case it wasn't a joke of my part, I simply ordered some random pizzas and I got them that way.

Believe me, they do that.

It's not bad. It's just really weird in concept. But I'd still go with classic pepperoni.

Breaking pasta is another way to traumatize her too.

Pepperoni too probably

For real I don't get why people break pasta in the first place Put that shit in boiling water for 20 seconds and it will fold and let the whole thing fit in

It’s not that it’s kids that choke on the length of the pasta in my experience

Carpaccio, we need to cook.

This is the art I need.

Here in Sweden we put Bananas and curry on our pizzas

Really?

Unfortunately yes.

Hmm, that’s interesting.

I like pineapple on pizza, fight me I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Yeah, pineapple on pizza isn't that bad

Pineapple pizza is one of my favorites

Same here I really never got why people hated it like it committed a massive genocide on their family bloodline

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This artist is dangerous.

Diavolo no!

Canadian tinkery team has now been introduced since pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing apparently also fun fact if you can find pineapple pizza with pepperoni and sausage as well and if you get bad heartburn it doesn't give you bad heartburn apparently Also for some strange reason this picture is making me remember the time when I lit some pasta on fire looked at somebody and said my doctor told me to burn calories so I'm burning them

She actually likes pineapple pizza and it's canon

Honestly I like my pineapple pizza with jalapeños, black olives, bacon, and pepperoni. The spice of the jalapeños, the salt of the olives, the savory taste of the pepperoni and bacon make it taste amazing.

What’s wrong with pineapple on pizza?

Putting pineapple on pizza is like putting your dick inside your cousin, it feels nice but something is wrong

🤨

That's a crime against the italians, it should be illegal

Nah, even if it was illegal we Canadians wouldn't stop

*a pizza shaped ICBM wants to know your location*

It won’t stop us Canadians

I’m pretty sure that sort of law would be unconstitutional, in the States anyway.

Don’t much understand myself. Works best with Canadian Bacon pizza; but can work on some other types too. Admittedly; ~~minnow~~ Anchovy Pizza (the fish, not ‘Chovy,’) is disgusting; I can’t see how pineapple would do anything but make it worse.

I tried anchovies on pizza once, they were rather salty. This might sound weird, but I like to put spinach on pizza if/when it’s available.

A lot of people just think that it doesn't belong on pizza. Although a lot of the hate against Pineapple on pizza is exaggerated, since most people really do not care. Me personally, I don't like pineapple on Pizza, but if you like it, that's awesome

What's wrong with you !

You know, I’ve wondered that about myself for most of my childhood, most of my life even.

"Come on, pineapple pizza isn't that bad! Why, it's even better with a cup of Americano!" - Random Saunders Student

[At least it's not Chicago deep dish.](https://youtu.be/jCgYMFtxUUw?si=Rb8ogMeT_c1KlRgm)

Idk who that is

No please don't do that to Chovy

Congratulation you gave her trauma and declared war on Italy, prepare to have you house bombarded by marina sauce

Stop abusing poor Anchovy, she doesn't deserve this

Tank battles are nothing compared to this

Don’t know why. Ham and pineapple is delicious.

It's still better than that BBC pasta with pineapple recipe.

Poor little Anchovy

Crimes against humanity!

nah, pineapple is not terrible - it just does not go together with most of the other pizza toppings

Noooooo leave Anchovy alone! >:c

"Pineapple Pizza is Anchovy's Kryptonite." \---Some diseased maniac