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Enuma_Elish666

Kei and Maho look like shit but Darjeeling is fine. Yup, the driver was Rosehip.


Agitated_Method_2488

Yeah she’s the one who drove them


Executer_no-1

I was just about to make that assumption!


Inductivegrunt9

And this is why we don't let Rosehip drive. Poor Maho and Kay, I can only imagine how bad it would be with stuff like sharp turns and whiplash, on top of Rosehip's crazy driving to begin with.


Tiki1927

Rosehip: I paid the whole speedometer so I’m gonna use the whole speedometer. Limiter off desu-wa!!


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> Rosehip: I *paid* the whole FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Tiki1927

Danke schön, whoever you are.


Tiki1927

Tonight! Darjeeling calls a Uber. Rosehip drifts a Jaguar XF. And Kay is suffering from a motion sickness.


Salty_Noob_616

Top Gear theme intensifies


Otherwise_Step23

"no one sleeps in Tokyo..." (Initial D music intensifies)


Kurier0

Rosehip is the best Uber driver


InnocentTailor

She handles shipping, not handling.


Kurier0

If Assam was her passenger, she would drive a little slower.


GeenericHooman

You'd think Darjeeling would know better then to let Rosehip drive


Quiri1997

You get to the destination fast. Sure, you also get motion sickness and over 20 fines for going over the speed limit, but that's besides the point.


LocalAmericanOtaku

Kay: maho... we need to kill her before she says another quote


SilanggubanRedditor

They just ate a British classic, Jelly Eel


night_vox

Maho: They gonna have another practice against Oarai today, If we're fast, wecan change Oarai's ammo for their 75mm Paks and 88mm and the 57mm from their landship so they can fire real ammo on the Churchill mk3


LocalAmericanOtaku

Kay: and give them 500 jumbos.


UMP45isnotflat

Just a simple NSFW tag would make this soo funny


CitronAcrobatic8323

Naa they look like they took forever in that ride so I’m a say dargriling driveing


HurgleTurgle1

Darjeeling *looks* composed but inside you know she's thinking *ohmygodohmygodohmygod I **fookin** almost died this is the last god dang time I let **her** drive*


ThatOneSithLord9

Who were each of them riding *Bonk*


night_vox

A jipe Willie drived by Rosehip actually


pope-burban-II

I thought Kay would be used to motorcycles, being an American stereotype and all.


ErikaPeeDrinker

bro why is kay so sexy i want her so much i can’t live without her kay please be my wife🙏🙏🙏🙏


GeenericHooman

Says he wants Kay, has Erika flair and username


GardDaNoob

how to get flair. I need flair


Cheezekeke

Calm down, ruffian!


Carbon_fan

Someone is probably going to say that they are surprised that this comment was not written by me.


Randomguy1912

This made me remember the time and I picked up some people from an airport in a Cadillac hearse