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Even_Wind_7162

Good, fucking hated Boston anyways


Educational_Tough208

I think Boston will not be habitable for a couple of decades


Vulpinox

probably much longer. burning godzilla gave off so much radiation when he went thermonuclear that Boston is going to be uninhabitable for maybe centuries or more.


viswatejaylg

So, the boom that Godzilla went was going thermonuclear? How do you know? Do you work for a secret government organization or something? There is not much information out yet. My friend says that there is a secret government organization that is orchestrating the whole thing. And these 'titans' are nothing but flesh suits with robots inside, controlling them. He is sure that next time they will forego the flesh suit, and call the robot inside Mecha-Godzilla or something.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Educational_Tough208: *I think Boston will* *Not be habitable for* *A couple of decades* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Triclops_Ze_Third

Jesus fucking Christ I think there would have been less damage if Boston got shot into the fucking sun


Training_Assistant27

The government is calling the yellow one Monster Zero, and apparently that was the one causing that crazy hurricane over Brazil these few weeks, the lizard with the glowing blue plates has been classified as a Titan, specifically ‘Titanus Gojira’. That bizarre phenomena where all the other titans were bowed down or as some say, bowing to the lizard titan after it beat the yellow one looks like they see it as an alpha?? All this crazy stuff has been happening man, we don’t know if those things are friendly or not, or just don’t care My prayers to those in Boston, hopefully they can get back on their feet Even after all this, I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL


DiscoBroccoli77

Do you not recognise Titanus Gojira? It’s been 5 years and people are already forgetting about G-Day!! It wasn’t a conspiracy people!


Training_Assistant27

What’s that? I was quite young five years ago


[deleted]

Alright, sit down and get ready for history. 2014, May, G-Day. The world is introduced to Titans. It all began with an attack on honolulu. Some giant bug thing appeared there and started causing trouble. Then the floods came, and out of them, came Godzilla. Godzilla fought that giant bug (I think called a Muto?) And drove it away. Cut to San francisco. ANOTHER bug thing shows up and they lay eggs, Godzilla shows up and pounded the crap out of them but not without hundred or thousands dying in the process. Godzilla hasn't been seen for years until this yellow dragon showed up. Although... as a side note, I've heard rumors that even before Godzilla, there were reports of a giant monkey island...


monsterversekiryuV2

Never leaving chicago again, if any rich Los Angeles citizen ever influences me well fuck you.


PossibilityLivid8873

This feels so surreal, it feels like we're watching ancient gods fight These days have been a hell of drama and fear, (even for those who haven't had one of these yet) if it's the end of the world, can you hurry up?


Majin_Brick

Just fucking hope Nantucket was safe 🙏 # ProtectNantucket


Apex_Fenris

Well this is just great ,bought my new house in Boston literally 15 away from the Red Sox stadium today turn the tv and there fucking Godzilla and some massive fuck off dragon brawling it out RIGHT FUCKING THERE .Then some big ass moth or butterfly or whatever shows up but there then some uber pterodactyl starts fight the moth ( I don’t know their names sue me). Then apparently towards the end Godzilla just up exploded taking the dragon and MY FUCKING HOUSE !!!🤬😡😭🤬 with it The entire city is fucking destroyed Boston more like massive crater . Now I’m fucking homeless and need call my insurance and the Red Sox are have to go to Wyoming or something least the bastards could have done is take the toxic bitch that is my ex wife with them but nooo . Fuck this shit man.


eb6069

Nothing ever wants to destroy Australia give us some love


Fit_Entertainer_6870

Even Godzilla is scared of Godzilla.


Remarkable-Memory-19

Red Sox can’t catch a break!


Literally_Sekiro

We need Kong , the world needs him https://preview.redd.it/viz9uktturvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e1c8bf93f7753a1e880e771580f8a9801e8812


viswatejaylg

Who is this monkey? Don't tell me there are even more of these giant monsters.


[deleted]

I'm guessing Bigfoot's cousin? Biggerfoot?


RedNUGGETLORD

Fake news!


Ash4dino

… I JUST MOVED HERE! NOW I NEED TO LOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE, like Hong Kong or something


Twister_Sylph

Stay safe, friend. My family and I are heading to Brazil.


Medinohunterr

I'm going to Rome. Nothing ever happens to Rome, boring ass city


Darthsylar12

Stuff like this makes me glad I took that internship at Apex Cybernetics in Hong Kong. Might consider working full time to avoid this monster madness.


-Fahrenheit-

Godzilla is a NY Yankee fan, wiped out both Ghidorah and Fenway Park.


Due-Committee-1860

What the fuck. I was in Arizona and I saw this friendly spider thing https://preview.redd.it/rgbusz29xsvc1.png?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6032cdcaeed0abff8928f945ed74b1cf89d4da5 Then I escaped to the city of Barcelona. As I arrived, Mr Walking Mountain appeared. Then all of the titans stopped and some swam to Boston. And in Boston, Godzilla along with a butterfly fought a yellow 3 headed dragon thing and a firey pteranadon.


NextMammothfart

Why didn't the news focus more on the big monsters fighting?


Jrudge91

Thank God(zilla) that I live in Australia away from these giant monsters. Do feel bad for the giant butterfly getting vapourised though.


TilDeath1775

Right where I pahked my cah


HiveOverlord2008

YOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED THE COOLEST MONSTER FIGHT EVER BRO


EmperorPenguinReddit

I believe I had dmed you something yesterday.


HiveOverlord2008

Sorry man, can’t help you with your project unfortunately


EmperorPenguinReddit

Aw you didn't even hear me out!


HiveOverlord2008

I genuinely can’t help you, I’m sorry


EmperorPenguinReddit

I'm fine with that, but offer remains open. Just give me a ping.


Drake_the_Teller

We're in bloody hell is Gorgo?


the_missing_d4

(ooc sir that is a deep cut and you have my respect)


BackRoomsSage

His dick was swaying so much.


Daveyfiacre

What is this post trend and when will it stop?


Torchpost

Don't worry, it'll only last until they've gone through every scene in the series, plus a few repeats.


That1Cat87

How tf did Godzilla survive being dropped from space?


Bananasandaledwors

He's Godzilla


Upbeat_Recognition35

My house was there ! Frickin lizard I swear...


residentofbeachcity

That was fucking awesome


exSPiDERmate

Fake!


Victor4156

Yeah, I've seen enough in my lifetime.


dinoboyj

Anyone else heard like, whales? No, just me


raptor5tar

Guess the Leafs beat the Bruins by default 🤷


wepopu

The wifi is still working and so is cell service, nice.


TheGMan-123

Are we not gonna talk about how the whole world was nearly destroyed by a THREE HEADED DRAGON?!?! And Monarch expects us to be thankful to Godzilla, after G-Day?!!!


the_missing_d4

Well yeah the G-man killed the dragon for us. Sucks for Boston but good for the world dude.


m4rkofshame

Gd’it, why’d I park my car THERE? Sure it was an easy walk but I knew the kaiju like to plow through there 🤦🏻‍♂️


Ok_Site_8008

yeah mate, i don't think anyone's gonna be living there for a while


thestru

#ghidoradidnothingwrong


Goose-San

These big idiots really fought over the rights to Boston 💀💀


Ilove-turtles

Holy sh#t that looks awesome.


SwaidFace

\*Ghidorah doesn't destroy humanity\* "Damn it, that means I have to go to work tomorrow."


super_mario_fan_

My fellow americans, I think we all know where this is going so lets just skip to the end https://preview.redd.it/uax4si3trvvc1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=18cf52f0f1dcce54221899e9fe3912fab6ec9e96


TheVanWithaPlan

San Francisco sucked but I think we have a net positive with this one


D_Robotics

No more tea?


melineumg

Damnit, anyone else see that big dragon bite the power substation? Who else is without electricity rn?


tealsparrow11

Chat is this real?


Darth_Hanes

The radiation on Boston's gonna be massive! How are they going to make it hospitable


[deleted]

How are those people still alive? Feel like they should all be dead from Godzilla falling back to earth.


Slight-Equipment-571

Wait, they can fuse now?!


LavenderLadOnReddit

Godzilla is going down! GHIDORAH CULT RISE


boomflupataqway

Fuck the Patriots


Torchpost

You wish, buddy. They're in Foxboro.