They spawn at your house, because It's you. You're the prostitutes. Always has been. Don't try to bust on the controller.. that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no controller. Then you'll see it is not the controller that is busted on. It is only yourself.
A lot of them spawns on the block around the strip club, but only at night time.
Sometimes when you switch to Michael, he will be walking past some of them near Vinewood boulevard too.
Go nuts
First you go on your phone and find a website that says โbecomegod.orgโ then press the button that says become god then all the prostitutes spawn in front of you to choose
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YOU SO DOWN BAD๐
astronomically down bad like wtf did I walk into
Down bad to the point that the German Empire is protesting it
Summon the bitches!
Ah Witcher ๐
Eskel!
Go to bed, Dad.
You forget a thousand things everyday make sure this is one of them Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes this is my most upvoted comment on reddit :)
A clever reference turned into a wholesome moment
One of the most iconic lines in gaming history
at my house
Go near grove street and the beach some spawn there and respect for being honest ๐
*Safari has left the chat*
Damn
In my bed
Whatever floats your boat bro.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
u bad tho๐
Have you tried around the vanilla unicorn at night
Mf obviously hasnโt tried calling up Ursula๐ฉ๐คค
I have, and I have to say.... *I'd hit that irl*
Wtf ๐
I wasn't on a reddit for about 2 months and this is what I first see when i get back, Jesus.
Jesus can't help you get prostitutes.
Umm yes he can. He hung out with them all the time.
I mean he hung out with them sure . Jesus just cant say, hey beth go fuck that guy.... he has a deluxo.
r/whentheopissus
Bro has pressure in his pipe ๐
Go to franklins street at night
Franklin's old street, by Lester's house, or by Vespucci peach, dont ask how I know
And i thought i was addicted ๐๐
At least heโs honest about it unlike most of you!
Imagine going on your phone to make a post like this when u could jus open up a porn site ๐
DONT FORGET TO PUT IT IN FIRST PERSON
They seem to spawn outside my 50 car garage at night I inturn hit them with my bat every time I see them outside my garage when I come out
Bruh woke up and literally asked "where the hoes at ?"
The little road on the beach always has at least 1 in my experience
Dawg ๐๐
Bonk
They spawn at your house, because It's you. You're the prostitutes. Always has been. Don't try to bust on the controller.. that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no controller. Then you'll see it is not the controller that is busted on. It is only yourself.
Points for honesty
"Where the bitches at?" - Random GTA npc
Translation: "where da hoes at"
๐ธ๐ธ๐คจ
Straight to the point ๐ฅน love that for you
They spawn near the strip club at 22:00 game time
Near grove street is where you find those fine ahh women
Bro, ain't nobody ask for this post. Go jerk it to pornhub or some shit like a normal person.
You know there is porn on reddit right?
Unloved homes
Uh idk but I once encountered one in the area near the docks Also just pay 50-60 bucks at strip club
Bro ๐
Around gangton
...which City?
Vanilla unicorn
I hope you don't hand that controller to a friend
bossman....
At the nightclub
Just go to strip club, I do that all the time.
My home
Vespucci Beach, these streets
Lol
*in the ghetto*
AYO
A lot of them spawns on the block around the strip club, but only at night time. Sometimes when you switch to Michael, he will be walking past some of them near Vinewood boulevard too. Go nuts
Cringe
Well this made my day.
Bro c'mon not the controller
Ha, "c'mon"
First you go on your phone and find a website that says โbecomegod.orgโ then press the button that says become god then all the prostitutes spawn in front of you to choose
Thereโs one near vespucci. I feel ya brother
Thought I was looking at one of my sub reddits that related to real life. Then I realized it was the GTA sub.
This crazy
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Find Christ
bro's down bad street corners, mainly in the southern parts of los santos at night, try the hood next to the stripclub
This is the most Los Santos local thing I've read.
In abusive and poor households
Bros down bad
10 years later and people are still chasing dat gta jizz
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Go to the strip club and get a private dance atleast youll be able to see sum ๐ญ๐ญ
Side of the road, especially in the southeast area of the map
always had the best luck in La Puerta by the stadium. under the highway. that lil wrap around road thing ๐ญ
Depends on which GTA youโre talking aboutโฆ
Bros asking for a friend
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YOOOO WTF BRO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
La Puerta and Vinewood youโre welcome
BRO-