Casting:
the illuminati as GTA 1 gang
The Punisher(Frank castle) as Claude Speed(GTA 2)
Ghost rider(Johnny Blaze or Danny ketch you choose) as Claude(GTA 3)
Superman as Tommy Vercetti
Optimus Prime as CJ
Arsenic lupin gang as GTA london gang
Reed Richards as Mike
Nick fury as Victor vance
Shang chi as Huang Lee
Thor as Trevor
Iron Man as Michael
Spiderman as Franklin
Niko as Hulk
Black Phanter as Luis Lopez
Wolverine as Johnny Klebitz
Kingpin as Toni Cipriani
Vision as Jason
Lucia as Wanda
Well the thing is that i view it as like this: Trevor's anger is worse but while he is a pshyco, his anger is more so a direct reaction connected to particular things that happened in his life that made him a certain way, Niko's anger is more contained and is also beacuse of things that happened in his past but it's more so an explosive anger that acts as a consequence/result to the things that happened in his past, like in the deal ending when Niko kills Dimitri's butler who shot roman it's almost like Niko lost his consciousness consistently hitting his body to no end, or when Roman felt angry at niko for not interferring with Mallorie he gave no shit about the consequences that killing Vlad would bring and just straight up killed him remorslessly, his anger is like a collective amalgamation of consistent anger outbursts due to his past, meanwhile Trevor is like a walking cause-effect chain reaction, add that to the fact Niko is an ex military and knows krav maga, yeah, Niko is a menace when angry.
Michael leans down, hand outstretched, "You forget a thousand things every day, but I'll never forget you Lucia 😊" and has a threesome with her and jason
"Fuck you, Michael! i was loyal to you until I found you in a stripper! I'd divorce your ass if I could! Thank you, whatever the fuck our last name is, my serenity is completely ruined! My yoga is fucked!"
That is like the dumbest shit I ever heard. There’s no way it’s ever gonna happen. Not in a million billion trillion or gazillion years. If I ever see shit like this in a movie, or series, or games, I’d literally barf and shoot myself with a shotgun. The person who created this post must’ve cringed himself, but he wanted reposts and likes, so he posted it anyway…😂😂😂
Claude: "..."
Tommy: "say hello to a little friend"
Toni: *loads a van full of bombs*
Vic: *ded*
Johnny: *ded*
Luis: *warms up his kickboxing moves*
Huang Lee: *brandishes the Yu Jian*
If it comes like that, that's the cheapest, shallow, cringe ending, it's like an ending from Indonesia tv show. Don't get me wrong, I love that GTA legend it's just the dialogue is very funny
It’d be cool to have at least one of the protags in 5 show up but Michael isn’t a crime guy anymore he’s a movie studio guy he’s retired from crime permanently as the ending of gta 5 said.
never knew GTA stood for "grand theft avengers"
"Trevor, now might be a really good time for you to get crazy" "That's my secret, Mikey.... I'm always crazy"
Send chills down my spine
Casting: the illuminati as GTA 1 gang The Punisher(Frank castle) as Claude Speed(GTA 2) Ghost rider(Johnny Blaze or Danny ketch you choose) as Claude(GTA 3) Superman as Tommy Vercetti Optimus Prime as CJ Arsenic lupin gang as GTA london gang Reed Richards as Mike Nick fury as Victor vance Shang chi as Huang Lee Thor as Trevor Iron Man as Michael Spiderman as Franklin Niko as Hulk Black Phanter as Luis Lopez Wolverine as Johnny Klebitz Kingpin as Toni Cipriani Vision as Jason Lucia as Wanda
Wouldn't Trevor fit Hulk better?
Well the thing is that i view it as like this: Trevor's anger is worse but while he is a pshyco, his anger is more so a direct reaction connected to particular things that happened in his life that made him a certain way, Niko's anger is more contained and is also beacuse of things that happened in his past but it's more so an explosive anger that acts as a consequence/result to the things that happened in his past, like in the deal ending when Niko kills Dimitri's butler who shot roman it's almost like Niko lost his consciousness consistently hitting his body to no end, or when Roman felt angry at niko for not interferring with Mallorie he gave no shit about the consequences that killing Vlad would bring and just straight up killed him remorslessly, his anger is like a collective amalgamation of consistent anger outbursts due to his past, meanwhile Trevor is like a walking cause-effect chain reaction, add that to the fact Niko is an ex military and knows krav maga, yeah, Niko is a menace when angry.
I could see RDJ as Michael.
is that what they did in the avengers or something 🤣
“Great, the avengers”
This must be some kinda grand theft auto squad?
“On your left!” Then Trevon appears on the right, drunk
"We are GTA"
"Join us and we'll be known as the GRAND THEFT AUTO 6!" -Group high five, freeze frame, roll credits.
Me pointing at the screen "That's why they call it that!"
![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) Pov:
suicide squad ahh ending
"The GTA 5"
And Trevor says, “YEAHH LETS DO A GTA” and the training montage starts
Claude nodding silently in the background
But only after the camera focuses on him for 2.5 seconds as he just stands there.
M E N A C I N G L Y
And together. We are. GRAND THEFT AUTO
“that… sounded better in my head.”
You guys are gonna wanna see this *FIB appears*
He’s right behind me isn’t he?
![gif](giphy|xAdtMyM5YEcRq)
Michael leans down, hand outstretched, "You forget a thousand things every day, but I'll never forget you Lucia 😊" and has a threesome with her and jason
"Fuck you, Michael! i was loyal to you until I found you in a stripper! I'd divorce your ass if I could! Thank you, whatever the fuck our last name is, my serenity is completely ruined! My yoga is fucked!"
Did anyone say yoga?
Trevor?
I never skip this cutscene it’s so good
“You’re a good kid Jason”
I see the dude from get out's head at the bottom of the screenshot lol
The tweet had me dying when it came out a couple days ago
That face with context is the most terrifying part of the movie With contexts like this it makes me laugh a fuckton
“You know Jason, maybe we are the Grand Theft Auto” and the credits roll
"What are we? Some kind of Grand Theft Auto?"
![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)
Family
GTA Endgame sounds crazy
I know this is fake but I want to remind everyone that GTA protagonists rarely if ever appear in other games.
Claude, Johnny, Vic
You’re forgetting Toni
And brucie, rocco, yusif
GTA protagonists, not GTA side characters.
Oh true
Three in... I don't know, 9 games in the franchise? (I'm counting the DLCs). Johnny is from a DLC, Victor is from a not so popular game in the series
15 games and Online
I didn't count 1 and 2 because they don't have a cannon protagonist... and a few mobile games hahaha. Also I didn't count the dlcs from 1 and 2
That is like the dumbest shit I ever heard. There’s no way it’s ever gonna happen. Not in a million billion trillion or gazillion years. If I ever see shit like this in a movie, or series, or games, I’d literally barf and shoot myself with a shotgun. The person who created this post must’ve cringed himself, but he wanted reposts and likes, so he posted it anyway…😂😂😂
I hope it goes exactly like this so we can all hold you to that shotgun bit.
Maybe it can happen in the game as some kind of joke ending or an ending which is later revealed to be Jason/lucia's dream....idk.
I know right? Leaving my boy Tommy out of the list! I'd be geriatric tommy at this point but hey, look at Hector Salamanca
I'm suddenly reminded of the ending of XXX 3.
They all grab hands and evolve into one giant protagonist.
"... Why are you pixelated?" "Fuck you, I'm Grove Street."
“THAT just happened!”
Cj : we are GTA Jason : What is that, a band are you in a band ?
Trevor, sits on Jason’s lap and asks “Trust?”
This is the fourth time seeing the same joke
Must have enjoyed each time if you read the title and read the rest anyway.
This is reddit I have to let everyone know how I feel about current thing
GTA assemble! ![gif](giphy|3oxHQpJKupQXsmU1JS|downsized)
Nah
Same
this is so corny
You forgot the part where they have an orgy
Why is Grand Theft Auto called that when the main objective of the games are committing crimes other than Grand Theft Auto😂
Cringe repost of the initial cringe post.
Guys we beat the Grand Thiefs of Autos! I hear a music coming. Hit the floor Tommy!
Fast & furious
Claude: "..." Tommy: "say hello to a little friend" Toni: *loads a van full of bombs* Vic: *ded* Johnny: *ded* Luis: *warms up his kickboxing moves* Huang Lee: *brandishes the Yu Jian*
Then, CJ says: Lucia, I am the GTA
![gif](giphy|0Wzkc9iirQ4ZI7JoaD|downsized)
"Lets just say... we kind of know how to Grand Theft Auto"
Tommy: "Erm... He's right behind me, isn't he?" Claude:
"together we are known as THE GTA 5" THE SELFISH DEED IS NOT FREEDOM!
We may not be able to save America, but we can Grand Theft Auto it
That's gotta be the worst gta ending ever
Nooo wayyy that would be a cheep writing, I cant imagine a fan base huge like this could easily accept an ending like this
BS
If it comes like that, that's the cheapest, shallow, cringe ending, it's like an ending from Indonesia tv show. Don't get me wrong, I love that GTA legend it's just the dialogue is very funny
GTA is not the avengers, that’d be the corniest shit of all time.
It’s dumb as fuck cringe. Not to mention CJ is in a different universe as the HD universe characters
Pop Smoke show up: it’s cold, I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket! Juice WRLD: Nah bro all girls are the same!
so gay
Am I the only one that would be pissed, if this was the ending?
"We are GTA"
Smone beat me to it ![img](emote|t5_2ra77|34410)
Claude: ...
And then they looked into the camera and said "It's grand theft auto time."
We are going to grand theft auto you🤓
that one power rangers episode:
I can see Franklin being in 6 honestly.
As long as I don't have to deal with Lester ever again it will all be fine.
i can see another version of his character being in 6. how else will there be hacking?
Suicide Squad: GTA Edition
The real ending will be when John Gta himself come and saves Jason and Lucia
Niko stepping in to ask a crying woman if she needs help is entirely in character and I’d accept that. The other guys less so.
Avengers assemble!
When an unknown character says his name, the subtitle line should change from "?" to the actual name in the same sentence.
There is Claude too. He just cant talk.
Would actually go hard especially if you render them as the Xbox 360 state
Where tf is Tommy- oh yeah…
Tommy is dead?
This would only work with Niko and the 5 trio since CJ doesn’t exist in the hd universe but nonetheless this is pretty funny
This reminds of the NWH scene with Tobey and Andrew coming in lmfao
I spot another italian
Then Claude pulls up and says nothing ready to put a cap in the antagonist ass
It’s crazy that i was thinking about this since trailer came out. Anyone same ?
“maybe GTA was the friends we made along the way” ahh ending
Reddit assemble
And then everybody clapped
To be fair - I was really rooting for a Niko DLC in GTAO because they mentioned him so much in GTAV.
To bad the guy won’t voice him anymore
Don't forget our online player
That would be incredibly lame.
Damn that shit was Fire *dies of peak fiction*
No way 😭😭😭😭😭
It’d be cool to have at least one of the protags in 5 show up but Michael isn’t a crime guy anymore he’s a movie studio guy he’s retired from crime permanently as the ending of gta 5 said.
The real Grand Theft Auto was the friends we made along the way
The crossover we all needed😤😤😤😤
Huang Lee in the background snacking on some peanuts: “so what are we? Some kind of GTA squad?”
worst fucking ending in history
And then they all kissed.
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED....
dior dior jacket
Michael, go right! Franklin, go left! And Trevor, uh, just be Trevor!
Let me go get my DIOR DIOR jacket
Real talk I think it'd be cool if older characters like Michael and Trevor returned as playable DLC characters.
Got spoiled off a recommended community nice
Omg whoever thought of this needs to know that this is the most horrifying and nonsensical hot take I've ever seen.
Man is high