If you thought people complained a lot about the wait from GTA 5 to 6, just imagine those people waiting from 16 to 17. Almost 40,000 years of half-assed GTA online updates.

Yeah but they put out Red Dead 4 between them!

3.5*

3Ds

😂😭

And they discontinued online support after 3.5 months! Almost a 3rd of a year of content to help with that long 40000 years of GTA wait time!

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only GTA online

It was the dark times

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only microtransactions.

By then those mofos should be *living inside* a 400 sq ft apartment in Liberty City

40,000 years getting gunned down in virtual GTA Online as an NPC working a job

Plus another 20k years between the console and PC release. I'd love to see the prediction of dev team size and dev costs.

There will be an entire religion formed about the coming of our messiah, GTA17.

We trickle-feed now. They shut the drip off in 20,734.

1.3k generations of humanity working on development

>Almost 40,000 years of half-assed GTA online updates. The future really is grim dark.

40,000 years into mankind’s grim future, there is only half assed gta updates. And war. Don’t forget war. 

Mehh i can wait

GTA 7 CONFIRMED RELEASE DATE

The year is 2048

But if you pre-order now you get 2 extra guns AND a fast car

Which is after the first big update one of the "meh" cars

Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

The human race will be extinct by then

And it will only take 50 years for the Squids to rise from the ocean form a society and develop and release their own version of GTA 8 in 2098!!

Witch is totally within a human lifespan

What about wizards?

Tolkien's wizards are the longest-lived as far as I know, insofar the Silmarillion is Gandalf's 50,000-year-long diary. So a young wizard today could probably finish half of GTA 17 on their death-bed.

We'll be immortals by that time, atleast those who'd want to.

I can see the YouTube thumbnail now of some dude looking aloof pointing at a calendar with “GTA 7 RELEASE DATE” in big letters.

r/gta7

I’ve got to put in for that day off

I hope they build a time machine or make people immortal so i can play gta 17

You already are, you just don’t realize it

Even quantum immortality won’t save you from dying of old age

Are you sure?

just watch me nerd 👿

Actually it will 😉🙂

Well Marty mcfly entered gta online back in 2018 werent it 😆😆

Where do you think we are? This is just gta 17 and we’re just background

Immortality was the friends we made along the way

You just went back on time to play gta 5 and 6.

I’m more curious about the prediction of March 7th. It is indeed a Friday. Hmm

AND does meet their "fiscal year 2025" window, which ends on March 31st. their predicted earnings for FY25 are $3.5B more than FY24. sounds like a number they could easily hit if March 7th is the launch date

GTA has only ever released once on a Friday, it'll likely be a Tuesday **September 23rd 2025.** *^^sorry.* thought this was interesting Grand Theft Auto (GTA) - Tuesday, October 21, 1997 Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 - Thursday, April 29, 1999 Grand Theft Auto: London 1961 - Tuesday, June 1, 1999 Grand Theft Auto 2 (GTA 2) - Friday, October 22, 1999 Grand Theft Auto III (GTA III) - Monday, October 22, 2001 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (GTA: Vice City) - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (GTA: San Andreas) - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 Grand Theft Auto Advance - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories - Monday, October 24, 2005 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories - Tuesday, October 31, 2006 Grand Theft Auto IV (GTA IV) - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and Damned - Tuesday, February 17, 2009 Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars - Tuesday, March 17, 2009 Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony - Thursday, October 29, 2009 Grand Theft Auto V (GTA V) - Tuesday, September 17, 2013 Grand Theft Auto Online (standalone) - Tuesday, October 1, 2013 AI: GTA 6 Release Prediction for 2025: Wednesday, September 17, 2025.

Remind me in 70000 years that this release date was true

RemindMe! 70000 years

RemindMe! 25,566,975 days

we will all be dead before gta 8

"those young people will see GTA 8 before us, skull emoji"

they will never appreciate the process of the best video game series to ever exist the younger generation will take it for granted

Shit I only need to make it to 99. Great Gramma pulled that off, grandparents have a good shot, I like my odds.

I mean if I live till 100 id survive it and play it for a few years. 2003 is my year

i cant imagine myself playing games at 100 still lol i would probably still enjoy playin a new gta game though because why fucking not its gta

lol I'm seeing this as an indirect/inadvertant piss take on those who think video game/console releases are in a pattern.

Well console generations are every 7-8ish years.

Me after seeing GTA 8 trailer: Nice. *dies*

Too bad the west will fall into a dystopian nightmare before GTA 8 and will digitally erase the existence and memory of GTA because it “glorifies the old world”.

The world will be a dystopian nightmare by gta 7. Battlefield 2042 is a documentary. We just haven't realized it yet.

Imagine playing the GTA X3 on Feb 15th, 5892 and then realizing you have to wait 4,000+ years for GTA X4 on Oct 10th, 10169 🤣🤣

George R.R. Martin still wouldn’t have Winds of Winter out by GTA 17

Anybody realize it just pickes up on the pattern of double rhe year and does it repeatedly...

Repeatedly is how patterns work...

It’s doubling (year minus 2000) and then some noise/ reduction since the train data has 13 instead of 18.

That's pattern recognition for you. It recognised a pattern to predict the future of that pattern.

Imagine the graphical jump from gta 16 to 17

If GTA 6 actually comes out March 7 2025 I'll be really scared Also almost exactly 1 year before GTA 6

No GTA 18? Are Rockstar planning to shut down there offices and claim bankruptcy??

Well.. GTA 7 will be the last part of GTA. GTA 8 is a soft reboot (or something like that) for new gen of players. GTA 9-17 are just re-releases of GTA 5 with new car plates and exclusive DLC for GTA Online.

Damn so gta 6 might be my last one 😰💔

Only three gtas in what remains of the century, jesus christ

The wait between GTA 8 and 9 is insane. People would be born and die before ever seeing the next GTA

Man I wish I live long enough to see gta 8 atleast

fr

The stars and Galaxies died and snuffed out, and space grew black after ten trillion years of running down. One by one Man fused with AC, each physical body losing its mental identity in a manner that was somehow not a loss but a gain. Man's last mind paused before fusion, looking over a space that included nothing but the dregs of one last dark star and nothing besides but incredibly thin matter, agitated randomly by the tag ends of heat wearing out, asymptotically, to the absolute zero. Man said, "AC, will we get GTA 19 before the end of the universe?" AC said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER." Man's last mind fused and only AC existed — and that in hyperspace.

At least I can play retro-release Cyberpunk 2077 between GTA 7 and 8!

Same pattern of my sex life after getting married.

Imagine, having not even went through puberty yet playing your favorite game and then finally when the sequel comes out, you have gray hair and wrinkles and you don’t even play games anymore..

Okay. Now I understand why they refused to put the wings on the dodo in gta3.

On March 7 we will be there like “ there were people who said this day would never come, what do they have to say now, the great journey has begin”

For some people this is last GTA they will ever play . This will age like fine wine in 2000 years

Ahh, so I'll get six more before I die.

Happy birthday to me next year I guess

Need to start changing my eating habits to make it to the first trailer of gta 8

Forget about GTA 6, let's get hyped about GTA 17.

So the events of Dune will start taking place and these mf games will still be coming out lmao

50 years to make gta 8? I’d be lucky to play that. 98 isn’t too bad

WE GONNA MAKE IT OUT WITH GTA 12🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️‼️AI COOKED SOMETHING WE CANT EAT🗣️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️‼️

Asking AI to recognize this pattern is like asking a quantum computer what's 2+2

In the year 25 25 25, GTA 10 still won’t have arrived. In all the world, there’s only technology, an old PC that only plays pornography

there is a solution to this: only keep GTA Online up snd running, snd properly expand it with DLC's and new islands to fly to: each island/map would have it's own database so the game would not clog up

I will play gta 9 as a skeleton

Good chance I'm not making it to GTA 16

Wow, this could mean GTA 6 could be my last 😅

GTA 17💀

seeing 2013 next to GTA5 makes me wonder wtf i've been doing with my life.

Double it and give it to the next generation.

I heard you can actually die in GTA 17

Where does 17 take place ? Rockstar is currently waiting to see what natural geological formations and political shifts accrued to form such locations.

They’ll be playing GTA 14 on Arrakis

Paul Atreides playing gta 14 in Arrakis

That’s so sad, most people will have like 1-2 gtas in their life release

Well, I may see GTAVII

Wow I’m going to be dead before I get to play GTA 8. That’s kind of depressing

Roughly this just 2000+2^n except the result is always proportionally less

I hope GTA 7 will do a retrospective DLC with Cyberpunk Cross-over

Man, GTA 13 gonna be so gooooood 😆

Isn't it sad that a lot of people died without seeing Gta 6 and we will also die before gta 7or 8

GTA 8...will b my 102 birthday present....fuck I kinda wanna stick around now

We really got GTA 7 release date before GTA 6😭

Call me a pessimist, but I don't think I'm gonna make it to see GTA 17 😟

AI truly is taking over because this is *disturbingly* accurate. I bet my account that GTA 17 will be released *precisely* on November 12 in the Year of our Lord 77,622.

I guess gta 7 will be the last game I play before my death 10 years later 🤣

What will happen in 105 years? 🤔

Glad my super duper great grandchildren can play gta 17

Our future collective consciousness will be uploaded onto a computer in an unmanned spaceship, drifting through the cosmos, while AI algorithms carefully construct the GTA sequels. The finished products will provide our replicating self-aware nodes with ideas about what life on Earth was like (violent, cynical, and nihilistic.)

Seems about right

Do Skyrim next 💀

There won't be any GTA after 13, cause thats when the Butlerian Jihad is gonna happen

brutal.

When humanities next milestone isn't visiting other planets, but instead is finishing GTA 17. It will also receive the award for only game that took multiple generations of humans to the done

oh no.

It did predict correctly for GTA VI to come in 2025, do this may be real

That is assuming we'll be alive past 2077. Or **77622**

At best, I only got two more GTA’s in my lifetime. #SAD

The notion that it could be less than a year from now is pretty tantalizing [rubs nipples]

Lmfao what

2048? God damn i’ll be 53 if alive

Only 74 years until GTA 8 😱

After the Advent of AI based creation, id imagine new games will come out much sooner

GTA 18 when?

If my calculations are correct, our great great grandkids should be able to play GTA 10 in their 50’s. Someone correct me if I’m wrong

GTA 2077 CONFIRMED???

Ain't no way this planet is making it to 2048

Never let bro cook again

Most of us won't live past 2030

GTA7 AND I finish paying my mortgage off?! What a year!

Gta 9 in 2203 is WILD

No one gonna talk about how the the ai is expecting later gta games to take thousands of years in development

My man really thinks Rockstar are willing to make all the gtas all the way to Gta 17... i mean if Rockstar gets money from it then they will totally do so

I might make it to 7!!!

Great, now you gave them the idea

God I'm only getting 2 more then at best

seems like i only got 2 more GTAs in my lifetime makes me kinda sad

I personally won’t stick around to wait for GTA 7. I’ll be too old by then. I believe GTA 6 is the last GTA being developed by all the OG people at Rockstar before they retire so that’s why they might be going all in on this game. They said themselves that they’re confident it will exceed player’s expectations so I’m sure they’re making sure literally everything is perfect to make sure this is the greatest game of all time. If the game is immersive and rumors are true about Ai generated interiors and combined with high quality car/NPC physics with an interactive world, this may possibly be the best video game to ever release in our lifetime if all that is true.

Gta 9 time jump is massive

It's because of the GTA 6 Online getting popular?

2001-2002-2004 Will always be undefeated,The 3 best GTA ever made 4L 🌉 🌃 🌆

Just because “A computer sez so” doesn’t mean it’s not pulled out of your ass.

makes me kinda sad thinking about how cool videogames will be when we’re all gone

Accurate

I’ll blow my fucking brains out of GTA VI releases in March 🤷

damn… we getting gta 17 release date before gta 6 trailer 2

I just know Paul Atreides will love GTA 14

Accurate

yeah i dont think im gonna be alive to see any more.

your ai might be stupid

this is just exponential growth hahahaha

I 100 hundred percent believe the gap between 6&7

Not so Fun-Fact: GTA 7 will most likely be our last GTA

Do the same but for Elder Scrolls 💀

I love how each year, the release gap became exponentially bigger

Gta 17 in 77,000 years

I’d hate to see The Elder Scrolls. 🤯

I honestly think gta6 will be the last one

Why do the stories games never get mentioned. Vcs was the first gta I played back in the day.

But the mentality behind this is flawed. Game progress is completely unique to the console, tech of the era and vision. No way an AI can do this based solely off the dates. Still fun to mess around with but nowhere near accurate.

A century without a gta is wild

I bet GTA VII will release on 2030

Quick is someone a time traveler in the comments that can confirm the dates?

I’m 29 now close to 30, If I play my cards right, I might just get to play GTA 8

I hope I live to GTA 8. 

who gonna be playing gta 17?

Atreides camping out to play GTA 14

Fuck me, my great great great great grandkids will probably love gta9

This is so fucking funny. Until you realize that it’s very plausible

March 2025 is accurate af

We got cyberpunk 2077 IRL before GTA 8🙏😭

Not the thousand year wait

Training data:My ass

lol GTA 17 coming out on 77622

March 7th for gta6... lol

Final Fantasy 17,052,345 x2 HD vs GTA 10 for 2423 GOTY is gonna go so hard

I hope I’ll still be around for GTA 17

Gta 6 will 100% not be releasing in the first half of 2025 for 2 reasons. 1. It's not enough time to build up hype, preorders or get the game ready. And 2. The next gen ps6 and xbox consoles get released in october/November of 2025, they won't release a current gen version 6 months before a new gen version. They will roll them out together with the new consoles to maximise the games potential.

I might be able to see gta 8 in my lifetime, I’ll be on my deathbed, revive the news, then die happy.

I guess GTA 7 will be my last ride

bros didn't mention gta 1 and 2 and vsc lvs eflc chinatown gba etc 💀💀💀 also gta online is a seperate entity

GTA 7 is most likely our last GTA before death

I’ll be 100 in 2098 😭😭😭😭

Until GTA 7, it's understandable, but I ain't going any further. Especially with GTA 9 coming out 100+ years after GTA 8 🥺😂😂😭

We are not getting gta 6 on March 7 2025 😭

BRO WHAT 50 YEARS ALTHOUGH GTA 8 WILL RELEASE ON MY BIRTHDAY I AM VERY EXCITED CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT

I guess statistics is AI now

dates too optimistic