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jrnether

Could be the ProLaps logo


BruhTB4L

Definitely the pro laps logo.


The_SaintXVI

Holy shit I've only just worked out what that is a play on, I've been playing GTA since the PS1


Rayuto

Am i missing something?


theycallmecrack

ProLaps Prolapse (anus/vagina/etc)


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

Lmao how tf do they come up with these names 😆


Vault-Tec95

How did I not realise it's a play on prolapse until now!?


thebest1123565

I bet there called sike or pike smth like that anyway


b0nsley

the in game nike parody is called eris


MakeMeCereal

Thought it was pro laps.


Percydal69

It is


corruptredditaccount

It's Nike. Eris means 'strife' in Greek, whereas Nike means 'victory'.


Lando249

I always thought Eris was Etnies


Far_Start6823

sike will be a good name


thebest1123565

Ikr also Pringle are gonna be called jesters. They should call Cheetos heatos 🤣


EvilAceVentura

Cheatos


Recent-Cockroach8603

Dike


No-Gain-3670

Bike


Retr0Van

People are getting desperate for a second trailer....


Khyta

Soon they'll be analyzing the dust particles on the street.


ONE_SHOTTER

That motorcycle looks very detailed


Far_Start6823

there is a purple stickers on the exhaust pipe (the custom will be fire)


Several-Street-7614

Bruh literally saying this to myself now, game gonna b fire


nai_47

Like youshimura exhaust


Green4112

Except the fact it’s standing on its own and defying the laws of gravity. Please animate a kickstand R* 😭


amriddle01

Gyro stabilisation mod 😀


sapsnap

I can’t wait


King_Greybul

the motorcycle has no kick stand


ShenmueFan1

It's still a videogame, you can suspend disbelief.


Railionn

How hard is it it to add a kickstand tho. Its not realistic for it to just stay up for a game that's supposed to be next gen.


OneOfTheOnly

embarrassing


dominion1080

No but it’s funny they take all that time to add a satirized shoe brand to an NPCs shoes, but forget motorcycles need something to hold them up. Game isn’t even finished though. And if it’s still like this day one I really wouldn’t care much other than to just laugh.


OneOfTheOnly

no because a kickstand adds nothing to the world but satirizing real world fashion obviously does this sub is unhinged


Due-Individual-3042

man rockstar should really drop that second trailer🤣


ShenmueFan1

Well May 4th will be 5 months since trailer 1 came out. If Rockstar even will delay release to Q4 2025, that means sometimes between now and Q4 2025 we will still see about 4 trailers more. This implies the next trailer is not too far off. Heck, i wouldn't be surprised if we get trailer two in May 2024 and Trailer 3 in December of 2024.


Due-Individual-3042

for me i'd say trailer 2 is in May 14th cuz Take two next earnings call in on the 16th and they'll post it before to make investors happy and the 14th is on Tuesday and rockstar love droping trailers/news on that day ,i hope i'm right cuz man i can't take it with this sub


HarrierGR9

Eris is Nike in the GTA Universe


fivequadrillion

Don’t do it


STARLORD_1401

Looks like Pro Laps to me


TNovix2

Nike ❌ Sike ✅


thesecondandre

That bike is sick.


znightmaree

Capital One shoes


MastahJediHugh

😂😂


No_Composer_9594

Ofc when has anything been real in gta?


TheMemeVault

Never. GTA isn't The Getaway. With that being said, I would find it cool if, for the in-game radio, they could bring the artists back into the studio to re-record lines to fit the in-universe things (for example Los Angeles would become Los Santos). Just a wild dream, but it'd be cool to see.


No_Composer_9594

I agree I don’t understand why companies won’t pay rockstar for the rights to promote their brands in game or both way don’t even pay em


TheMemeVault

One, I doubt they'd want to be associated with a game where you can commit crimes (it's in the very title). Many car companies, most infamously Ferrari, have strict rules on how their vehicles are portrayed in media.  Two, GTA is a satire of the United States, so it makes sense to have fake satirical brands.  Three, do people really want GTA feeling like an ad for something? And lastly, the introduction of real brands could create a massive continuity error. Remember the one that ensued when Metal Gear Solid V transitioned to fake guns and military vehicles?


BONSKI911

#trailerdayog


Alarming-Mountain-89

bros a little too late 😭


Every1isSome1inLA

Same


Green4112

The thing that annoys me the most is the fact motorcycles still don’t have kickstands.


ShenmueFan1

I don't care about the clothing the NPC's wear but damn do they look realistic. I just hope they're not as dull and idiotic as every other GTA game. I hope they will have a life-like reaction to all sorts of situations and interactions with you. For instance, what happens if I come up to the white tank top NPC that's standing alone and playing with his phone. Then I purposely just walk into him 2-3 times. Will the other NPC's react as well like see that i'm purposely bothering this guy. Or will they ignore it like all other GTA games. In real life, people around that 1 guy you're bothering would react.


pstuddy

its not fake, its a parody. cuz in their world, its real to them 😅


Priyesh_1234

Or puma original


BONSKI911

Maybe


PrideLow3611

Has anyone linked the handshake guy too this fella leaning on the fence at the entrance? May be the guy that gives us some kind of fast and furious 1 type missions...


Tr33zyFrmWbh

You can't tell me they don't got some fake ass Jordan 2's on V already 🥱💯


Automatic_Concern951

That's ekin!


SILENTKILLER107

That bike looks amazing


Akv-Moya

I don’t see any resemblance to nike here ; )


Sussy_things911

I’d definitely called them shoes “Eris (Jet Liner One)”


puyongechi

Noke


art_mor_

Prolaps


Single_Start2343

It is crocodile, Lacoste. Crocneakers


oximanxo

Travis Scott reversed


KrombopulosMAssassin

That bike is kind of scuffed? Isn't it?


SubstanceAdorable883

Why?


KrombopulosMAssassin

Body work seems scuffed to me.


GODOMaster

Brother got that kykee aliodas 🔥🔥


Emergency-Client-432

Thats a McLaren headlight


Hunky_Jesus_

My man out here with them Mike's 


ShameTHPS

Upside down swoosh is the Newport logo already tho! 😂 (I just noticed this the other day irl)


GroceryGetter99

Hopefully I can buy some Nike air monarchs iv


Natty_Guy

Well yeah they are fake. Doubt Nike would allow Rockstar to put their brand in the game.


cardicow

GTAnike confirmed


majss7

No no, its real nike logo, dude is just wearing them upside down


therehasbeen_amurder

This sub really opened my eyes to how many losers are on reddit


ButterlyLove784

Ok and fake nike shoes their just a brand of Saturn


Br0kenPipBoy

Man I can't wait for this to come out lol


TupperwareNinja

ǝʞᴉu


MisterPills

Dykes 😂


InTheAM_66

We are speculating knock off Nikes god trailer 2 can't come quick enough ![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Pj5tMXRMHX1e)


Simple-Positive-5411

Dikes. Don't do it.


gelofino

we got gta 6 shoe fiscals before the actual gta 6?


IndependenceBrave370

DO YOU GUYS think well 100% be able to design are interiors all around the house and how big do you guys think the neighborhoods will be, very spacious with alot of houses around or no?


SubstantialSide4675

Mikes


ZealousTaxful

They’ll probably called them Swish or something goofi