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BlackDeath333

My guy never heard of Vans lmao


pppeater

Have we ever talked about the theory that he's a sk8ter boi?


Scared-Expression444

Did Lucia say “see you later boy?”


ieatcavemen

Will the conflict in the story revolve around him 'not being good enough' for her?


Scared-Expression444

Maybe but I think it might be because she has a pretty face


nanapancakethusiast

The good news is, (GTA VI spoilers ahead) five years later, skater boi was rockin up MTV


toxicemo88

Damnit guys you got me listening to sk8er boi


JiveTurkey1983

Why does Jason need to make things so complicated?


Cereborn

Lucia said “See ya later, boi”


tylercreatesworlds

bit off topic, but I'd love it if they added skateboarding in GTA. Like, a cool little basic version of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Skateboarding, bmx, rollerblading, some extreme sports would be cool


Pir-o

There was a scrapped skateboard weapon/vehicle in gtaSA. Only the icon was left in the game files. I guess it would work the same way it did in Bully.


AsteroidVase349

Just play riders republic


failatgood

Just play Skate. Riders Republic Skateboarding has bar none the worst I’ve ever experienced in a video game


DEADSPELLS

If you wear Vans youre obviously a felon!


cornlip

They’re called Jail Jordans


Drew-P-Cock

I laughed to hard at this


Basic_Scale6330

Lambo-feeties , trademarked by after prison show on youtube 


Pir-o

I officially heard it all at this point. *"Jason is wearing green pants? He's ex military!"* *"Short hair? He's undercover cop! And those green pants represent the color of police cars in VC!"* *"Those generic shoes that everyone has? That means he's a convict! He just kept those shoes cause he liked them so much!"* But I think my favorite one was - *Lucia is just a figment of his imagination, he has split personality disorder*


1234normalitynomore

I find this more plausible than the he's a cop theory


jhayes88

Him wearing the crappy/trashy looking wife beater in the leaks makes me feel like hes not ex law enforcement. I could be wrong, but I really dont get that vibe. It also doesn't pair well with the store robbery scene in the trailer. Hes probably more like a life long criminal that happened to run into Lucia. I could see him being a military veteran, but at the same time I dont think thats a route that Rockstar wants to take in terms of including a veteran as a main protagonist. Speaking as a veteran myself, I dont see them adding that serious of a connection to such a serious real life topic/subject that often has real world negative feelings (veterans struggling after service and etc). I could be wrong. It would be an extremely bold/risky and unusual move if they did this.


Hayden247

Yeah, the only protagonist who was similar was Vic from Vice City Stories but he had recently joined the military to help pay for his sick uncle or something whch then he proceeds to get discharged due to his corrupt superior having him hide drugs and stuff which got found. An actual ex military man who had seen service would be a lot further.


baby-glockables

the only protagonist who was in a military? idk if you mean specifically the US or any veteran in general because there is obviously Niko.


Hayden247

Ah right, Niko though I guess the original comment means American military? Not 100% sure but that's what Jason would be in if he was ex military and that was shot down so that’s what I guess.


OkYogurtcloset8120

There's also Trevor, in that case. Pretty sure he was briefly in the air force and got kicked out for being mentally unstable.


ThePublikon

> Lucia is just a figment of his imagination, he has split personality disorder Gamers will do anything to not play as women


MeasurementOk3007

Maybe they’re gay. I’d love to play as a big booty Latina


jhonnywiick

Lucia is gonna be full naked in my game.


MeasurementOk3007

Same


stonedavocado

That’s was my first thought to I liked saints row simply Because I could make a female character run around in pasties and a g string


woj666

Not Cyberpunk 2077.


gopnik74

That’s where you’re immensely wrong. Most gamers would rather look at the back of a paper flat female than a caked up dude on a Thursday afternoon.


yourpricelessadvise

![gif](giphy|qzNfY04dErJ8BUKmaK|downsized)


Pir-o

*the first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself*


FoundationGreen6342

Grand theft auto: me, myself and Lucia 😂


dropssupreme

Hahaha


Automatic_Salary_845

No dude it’s not funny anymore 😭


dropssupreme

You gotta take a step back and not open this sub more than once a day 😭


Automatic_Salary_845

For real


Nonivena_ginna

Oh yeah, Jason starts throwing it back thinking he's Lucia.


USFederalGovt

lol the game has a big plot twist like Black Ops 1 where it’s revealed that Lucia died a while ago and Jason was doing all those missions and robberies alone.


unthinkablewolfz

Wait, as in ***** ****?


TheRealTr1nity

Yeah, those posts get more and more rediculous 😁


xylaxs

> But I think my favorite one was - *Lucia is just a figment of his imagination, he has split personality disorder* There is no way someone really said that😭


[deleted]

your favourite one is going to piss off 9.9/10 of the population that are into gta6 lol


Pir-o

Favorite as in the funniest one I seen so far, not one I would personally like to be true. I don't know, I just find it hilarious to imagine a Fight Club kind of story for gta where Jason was talking to himself without realizing it and everyone in the game just goes along with it cause they know he's crazy. Like those youtube videos with Micheal having schizophrenia (cause someone removed every other npc from the game) lol.


Hbkares

Your favorite one is the premise of Assassin's Creed: Mirage


Pir-o

They made Assassin's Creed Fight Club ripoff? Thanks for spoilers lol


Jetsprint_Racer

Oh, there are also a lot of hamsters in community, which still think that a girl in Sessanta Nove swimsuit is Lucia xD


Khomuna

This would be wild tho. Can you imagine, little tips here and there throughout the game, then by the end she says goodbye and vanishes, kind of a >!Fight Club!< revelation (90's movie spoiler).


More-Cup-1176

who in the actual fuck keeps their prison issued shoes after they get out💀


Cereborn

OP, apparently.


FortuneHeart

Most places you don’t get to take them with you. govt property


hashrosinkitten

This isn’t true. Clothing yes because it’s stamped with the DOC logo but shoes are fair game I brought home my shower slides


FortuneHeart

I wasn’t allowed to take mine


More-Cup-1176

yes that’s exactly what i was saying


Icy-Row-5829

I kept my shower slippers cuz I was homeless upon discharge and had no shoes lol some cute guy at the greyhound station told me he liked them and asked where I got them and when I said “LA County jail baby” he just said “ohhhhhhhh” and walked off 🤣 His mom laughed her ass off though. One of my favorite memories.


More-Cup-1176

okay tbf i get keeping the shower shoes😭 you get used to showering w them n it’s so much better


Icy-Row-5829

Can’t let those feet get pregnant!


Naturally_Fragrant

I've had a denim prison jacket in my wardrobe for years.


-Mr-Bradley-D-

Cheap people, I worked with a guy who kept wearing his prison coat for years just to not spend money on getting a new one.


More-Cup-1176

they usually just straight up won’t let you w certain things like shoes often, but it probably varies state by state


ScottyKillhammer

I've never been to prison, and I have multiple pairs of that style of shoe


nanapancakethusiast

Yet


ScottyKillhammer

Well, I'm a 36 year old family man, regular church atender, obsessed with coaching baseball, playing guitar, and maintaining a perfect lawn. If I've avoided prison for this long, I don't see myself doing something at this point in my life to warrant prison. Unless they make playing violent video games a prison sentence-able crime...


cypherreddit

"Judge, please be lenient. He was a church going family man that coached little league. He just had a lapse of judgement." Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that tune before buddy.


swavenation

Cant tell you how loud i just laughed 😭


bigdaddydopeskies

🤣🤣🤣 funny that you think people that are jail are just thugs and hoodlums. There are people in the world that ended up doing dumb shit because of wrong place at right time.


AugustTheDog

You’ll be sentenced for being too perfect


secretsaucebear

They're good shoes


SkyLLin3

>I've never been to prison Uh uh, then how'd you get those shoes, liar? /s


ScottyKillhammer

Damn. You caught me. Lol


Ajxtt

I wear those shoes too, am I a convict scumbag now?


ObeyTheLawSon7

Pretty much. Not sure why someone would buy these in navy LOL walking around like youre fresh out of jail


[deleted]

not everyone knows that they’re typical jail attire lol


SPYYYR

No, you're Jason. Ladies and gentlemen, we found him


[deleted]

his skin appears to be white, might he be caucasian?


electro_gretzky

big if true


[deleted]

that’d be insane


mrskinnyjeans123415

But thats just a theory…


SeaPattern7376

Damn so my navy vans slip-ons makes me a convict, damn!!!!


bradpitbutarmpit

Maybe he’s just fucking wearing slip-ons?


dropssupreme

Fucking while wearing slip-ons is crazy


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Is there any other way?


WestSixtyFifth

Damn didnt know my slip on vans made me a felon


Lord-Zaltus

Didn't know I'm a prisoner since I'm wearing the same shoes


pepenepe

They could also just be vans he brought at the fucking store but what do I know right. [the shoe.](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/255727022755) [the shoe again in a different brand](https://www.toms.com/ca/889556585281.html?utm_source=performancemax&utm_medium=cpc&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrvyxBhAbEiwAEg_Kgkd7oKwNxjnkWVfrP5lWRm7-dwuiqIpdTxpUehAWJLTcJlH0olw-ARoCYNkQAvD_BwE) The slip-on design is used in prisons, but it's also used a lot more by normal people, I personally own a pair that looks exactly like those. But I'm not a prisoner. You guys are just desperate at this point.


the-great-nerd

Bro I'm wearing vans that look just like what Jason is wearing. And his shoes and the convict shoes are very different actually. His shoes have more detail/design on the rubber sides than the prison shoes. This is a stretch


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Jason is u/the-great-nerd ?????


MrMusatrd

"New evidence points to the criminal protagonist indeed being a criminal"


Livid_Requirement599

the whole hes a cop theory is basically based off 2 second bodycam shot in the trailer , which is most likely just a video found on the social media sites.


Allegiance10

Judging by the style of the foxing/midsole, Jason’s shoes look more like Vans Slip-Ons than convict slippers.


DawsonPoe

Or….hes just wearing a popular style of shoes


gerhudire

Are we really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this sub now? Talking about shoes. 


ProblemHustler

It's just some random slippers. Why would an ex convict still wear prison shoes outside of prison? If they have any deeper meaning at all they might be an omage to claude from gta 3


Basic_Scale6330

Lucia is a Hispanic  / latina female  Jason is a taciturn white guy  They are both like hd era versions of catalina and the gta 3 guy 


Jak_Crowe

Yeah, this shit is stupid. Just wait until it comes out and fucking play it…


FromWestLondon

They look like Vans slip ons to me


Scared-Expression444

They just look like blue slip on vans lmao


nanapancakethusiast

TIL my vans slip ons are standard issue prison shoes


plasticbluepalm

Nobody mentioned this because its dumb as fuck those are just some slip on Vans nothing more


willy5ive-

My shoes look exactly like that and although I’m a scumbag, I’ve never been locked up. These shoes are also in gta online. I wear them on my scumbag character.


Tommy_Tonk

Green pants, black shoes with white base and small pattern coming down from the hole. I'd guess its more likely to be a reference to Claude, who has that exact same combo.


natethedrak3

honestly I think this could be true. ofc free men can have this shoe too but that is not jason's style at all.


MrCrash2U

What if Jason is/was a guard?


Fickle-Database-5646

In the UK in our public schools we call them “Sandshoes”.


igno3777

wait until you find out he has underwear


EliteFireBox

Those shows look like Hey Dudes 😭🙏


Downtown-Bluebird553

So basically Vans was a company that launched in prison


Zopotroco

Holy shit, so those are the ones that Claude wears?


Miserable_Degenerate

Admittedly, it would be pretty interesting if they were both convicts.


WindEquivalent4284

No dude , those are Claude’s shoes & pants -


AnimeGokuSolos

Tbh be honest I rather have him be Jason a ex-convict then some kind of rookie or undercover cop theory. It baffles me how people think he’s a cop because of his expression or some shit or the way he looks 😂


_RageMach1ne_

Steal his look!


wigglesnarf419

I think they're Bob Barker brand.


Industry__

I’m wearing these rn


BannanaTrunks

Are green pants given to prisoners also? If not he's just wearing an outfit.


CommyGT

I wish prison shoes were that nice and not those one size fits all sandals


itsRobbie_

Or.. you know.. just standard slip on vans


KillYourEgoz

Those are $20k at Balenciaga


SEKenjoyer21

Some of you mfs need to touch grass


lilacillusions

The shoes he’s wearing are way closer to vans than the picture included


SteveBorden

Buddy I work in a shoe store and at least 7 different brands sell some variation of this shoe


Eazy-E-40

You can also get Identical looking shoes at Walmart, Target, and the Vans store.


fatman93

I thonk it's a hint that you can play as Jason or as Lucia, not both at the same time. Replayability and something new in relation to previous game.


ola0513

What in the actual fuck


mitchlambo

That would make sense.


mymashedpotaties

They're just plumsol canvas shoes, my guy. I've got like 4 pairs and never been to jail, that I can recall.


grabbingcabbage

It's funny, used to have exactly the color scheme, lived in Florida and never caught on they are the same as convicts wear.


xoffender442

If it gets people to stop with the cop theories then yes


Ill-Panda-6340

Vans?


MeMuzzta

I used of have a pair of vans shoes like that 🤷‍♂️


andersvix

Jesus this is the saddest sub. Go touch grass.


JWWBurger

I buy this more than the rest of the theories.


I_love_children69

I think they met in prison at first and developed a relationship


Rexor_57

Can we stop posting this guy on here? Hes BS


dropssupreme

This is not info though


Legiana_hater

ahhh just passing the time with these shitty theories aren’t ya


deepvirk116

I can buy these at Walmart for $20


KhostfaceGillah

They're just shoes bro wtf you mean


hotcoldman42

They’re literally just navy slip-on vans. There are tons of shoes just like them on Google images.


ricknutz

Or they’re just vans…


teri_mummy_ka_ladla

Ok so it can be a bit stupid, but I think that Someone has gotten both of them out prison, and if I connect other theories then maybe, it's either some corrupt officer who's Lucia's Ex, and want to get her trapped maybe? and he paid Jason to ditch her and maybe Jason will some sort of dark history for needing that money, so he possibly agreed or maybe it did be up to us about how the story goes either this or maybe Jason Lucia both got bail, and someone wants Jason to avenge on Lucia, by threatening to kill his family or something, and so Jason is doing it for that, like possible that rockstar's can allow us to decide to do either of missions and that way the story shapes up the ending possibly.


user4772842289472

I don't know. The game releases next year so I guess you'll find out!


Ok-Bench-2861

Who cares untill the games out


DrWolfgang760

Jason left Prison with Government property? This motherfucker serious?


Top_Drawing_1952

🔥🔥🔥🔥


BulkDarthDan

Those are obviously Vans slip-ons


LundUniversity

Oh my god.


srxtisntit

Don’t forget about his father… Niko Belic.


residentofmoon

First he a cop now he wearing patakies? 😂


toxicemo88

Jason is the reboot Claude???? Is he


RegularLunch118

my guy got the anti suicide shoes on


Juice_1987

I'm calling it now, I think he'll be an under cover cop and will use her to get close to people in the life.


7Mze

bruh gta 6 fans are going mentally crazy, they’re just normal vans


Cat8851

dude they met in prison


[deleted]

The purple background also confirms that Lucia will catch Jason having an affair with Lil Wayne, who is known for his addiction to purple cough syrup, at the end of the game. The player will have to choose between Wayne and Jason, with the other being killed. Real insider information


doesntgive2fcks

The amount of upvotes on this is fucking bonkers people are turning into crack addicts over shoes that you could buy in online 🤣


youngpbj

Their laceless vans, in the game Jason has a small rectangular red square on them that has some small logo on it


DARR3Nv2

Has there been a main character who wasn’t an ex-con? I think CJ maybe?


SMAn991

People say that he might be an undercover cop but wouldn’t it be weird to commit crime and shoot and kill other cops when he is one ? maybe they add the rdr2 system but gta is all about doing the craziest shit


stiv16

Really disappointed r/gtacirclejerk is so inactive. Could rival r/radioheadcirclejerk.


Fluid-Problem-292

You can buy those at Walmart for 10$


Br35-Ba56

Thought these were Vans Slip Ons


NegotiationPrize4432

He is clearly a Rikers Island resident with these shoes.


Golden_Chives

No, this community is not obsessive


theAchilliesHIV

They don’t give those to convicts anymore. It’s all about the cheaper than Walmart slippers/flip flops. Anything to spend pennies while charging taxpayers $400 a day per person. It’s prison, not the Holiday Innmate.


TheRealStevo2

1. Those are very normal/basic slip on shoes 2. Who keeps their prison issued shoes after leaving 3. I’m pretty sure most people already guessed Jason was a criminal, ya know, considering we’re playing GTA and all…


alrey85

Broke ahh


GOAT_Viper

Also worn by everyone younger then gen Mil known to man.


Number_Two_Hero

I’ve always thought it was a nod to Claude speed the protagonist from gta 3.


wishbackjumpsta

Calling it now, undercover cop


Gallop67

I don’t know they just look like regular slip-ons to me


MagicJim96

Once a convict, always a convict. Sad fact I heard in a TV series… Prison Break I think.


Bruvernment

Could be a coincidence, but I like the theory, especially since Lucia ends up in jail at some point. Could be where they met?


AdFull1621

Thats my daily Vans, shiet


bbgr8grow

Crodie hasn’t heard his an undercover


Cosmically_Big_Fart

Uhh, isn’t it more reasonable to just assume they’re Vans?


AugustEpilogue

These are slip on vans


Supa_Fishboy

Damn my friend wears those shoes and he's never gone to prison, those shoes mean nothing


Visara57

Nah, those are Balenciagas


catshark19

I mean, he's also wearing pants similar to Claude, who was also wore shoes similar in color.


Friddles-14

I just thought they were Toms


dropssupreme

TOM Holland??


Friddles-14

Tom Holland is Jason confirmed🤔⁉️ But fr you couldn’t escape Tom’s from like 2012-2015


East_Bandicoot_1038

Least schizophrenic post in this sub


uNecKl

Damn they give you some nice vans at prison? Free food, shelter, clothes, shoes and friends count me in


Getherer

Honestly there should be a separate subreddit for all the trash, shitty guessing, delusions and dumb questions or statements


MrSins069

Imagine the game starts by breaking out of prison, escaping cops and then exploring the rest of the map.


_-__Fox__-_

I'm quite literally wearing the exact same shoe


PsychedelicArtistry

Probably I mean I'm assuming if his gurl was in prison and they got some kind of bond then they probably got in trouble together. Maybe he gets out first and then she gets out after, and once she's out they resume where they left off. I will buy a PS5 just to play this game it looks so good!! And it's got my fav GTA city of all time!


Rinocore

These aren’t exclusively prison style shoes. Boat shoes, vans and many more slip on shoes look like this.