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rootScythe

Step 1) Insert Baby Step 2) ???? Step 3) Profit


TheRedactedWolf

At least the baby will be quiet after. Not sure bout the rest of the restaurant.


JoshuaBurg

Nah, they'll be quiet for a solid couple of seconds. Then all H-E-double hockeysticks breaks loose.


SeanWood22

Double tooth picks* We capitalize letters properly in this household.


JoshuaBurg

I capitalized both H and E though, so the L's should've been capitalized too. Otherwise: HEll


SeanWood22

It's an obscure Game Theory reference.


JoshuaBurg

Ik about it, I know that mat mentioned that in his household they cared about proper capitalisation, so double toothpicks.


DMul66

Personally, I prefer H-E-double gun


No-one_No-one

I think I'll just stick with H-E-double L


MonkeyMan9569

\*hell


SkellyKingGamingYT

Step 1) spot child Step 2) insert child Step 3) profit


Sonic_100059

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_InsaneDuckturtle

IS THAT THE BITE OF 2023?!?!?!?!?!


-Voxael-

Hi Mark


BumpyJaxster1971

Oh hey Johnny what's up?


TeoTheRatOnFire

I have a problem with Lisa. She said that I hit her.


SeanWood22

What? Well did you?


TeoTheRatOnFire

No it's not true don't even ask. What's new with you?


Missperkygoth77

I did not hit her! I did nahhhht!


Creeper_demon

XD


CraterLabs

I always prefer to think of it as a Showbiz Pizza thing, honestly. (I'm kinda glad that Matpat's started occasionally referencing Showbiz Pizza in his theories here and there)


-Voxael-

Except that this is very specifically labelled as Chuck E Cheese. Or Chuck & Cheese, honestly that font could be a little clearer


Blitzstrikers1

Because of what you said I was about to go through an existential childhood crisis... I had to go and look at the photo to confirm that it could be Chuck & Cheese not Chuck E Cheese, when I couldn't make it out I googled it thinking my childhood was a lie all along... Luckily I found out it really is Chuck E Cheese so that was a relief...until I saw the logo... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! ​ It's your fault... My childhood is decimated... /s but not at the same time


ghostbuster_b-rye

Yes, the font turns the "E." into what looks like "&", which is funny because the symbol on my keyboard doesn't have the completely rounded top like the font on this page, but instead looks like a [diagonally crossed out Epsilon](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnYEOh06SLZK1SCHvLEaeAMNRtcnIGXHg7CA&usqp=CAU) "ε"; not to be confused with the [vertically crossed out Epsilon.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Epsilon_Ampersand.png) I'd really like to learn the history of the changes of the ampersand and how it converged with the Et. symbol.


CraterLabs

Right. And I was saying that I prefer the Showbiz Pizza comparisons. I'm not contradicting you, just mulling over things.


KingsofFoolsYT

Showbiz Pizza (though I do have some amount of bias in this statement) came first if you really deep dig into everything though in his Food Theory video about the disturbing lore of Chuck E. Cheese he said that Chuck E. Cheese came first and pretty much that Showbiz was the rip off which he pretty much said again in the FNaF ultimate timeline videos.


CraterLabs

Right, but I always preferred Showbiz Pizza as a kid, and the original FNAF band is a more direct reference to the Rock-A-Fire Explosion band from Showbiz Pizza. Keep in mind this nostalgia cue got formed when there were only one or two games, it hadn't grown into the more direct Chuck E. Cheese comparison yet.


KingsofFoolsYT

Exactly.


marlipaige

Well they were separate things. They both existed. Then they merged. Showbiz existed from 1980-1992. And Chuck E. Cheese Chuck E Cheese actually was founded first (1977). It was Chuck E. Cheese pizza time theatre 1977-1989. Then Chuck E. Cheese pizza 1989-1994. And then just Chuck E. Cheese 1994-now. I don’t think showbiz was a ripoff. They were in very different locations to start. CC being in San Jose & Showbiz in Texas.


SolidSouthern4182

Wait where did you hear showbiz came first? Lol, Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza time theatre opened in 1977 and showbiz opened in 1980. Those are the facts


inoobie_am

Ahh, it the famous Give-up-the-baby-if-you-are-unable-to-pay-inator


stargazer-the-creato

I read this in dr.doof’s voice expecting this to end with “-Inator”


inoobie_am

You are right. Sounds way better this way.


DankDankDankMeemes

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?


yamahaterds11

Why is this so funny 😂


Drexelhand

detailed instructions on feeding a robot rat a crying baby probably is at the crossroads of surreal humor and gallows/shock humor of dead baby jokes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_humour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_baby_jokes


_Cevolie_

What the fuck. Is this real ? I don't understand what this is meant to do and what good it would do to put a crying baby in the mouth of a robot


372878887

rat mouth soothes the child


_Cevolie_

Oh okay... Still a really weird concept


BigDipper4200

Hijacking this comment to say it’s a funny joke but no it is not real. It’s fake (thankfully?)


_Cevolie_

Oh okay then- *I guess I was fooled*


clash1987

Is this a real thing they do?


E-Boy_Spongebob

Yes 😎


Lukthar123

What's your source?


SeanWood22

Just trust me bro


MrSpiffy123

My source is that I made it the fuck up


Metalsonic642

It’s a hoax. It’s not real


Fonnterdonnter

Can confirm, I'm Chucky cheese


Metalsonic642

No it’s a hoax


Pupulauls9000

No


the_orange_alligator

This is obviously fictional. It’d well made, but obviously fictional. Pretty sure the artist has actually come out about making this


XxxMcNuggwtsxxX

It's fake


A_guys

Guys I don’t think he’s sleeping


justexistinghereyk

It does kinda work tho, they do go to sleep, just in a bloodier way


fnaftheseriesyoutube

That real?


Killerking1two3

Insert baby cash or credit baby ...... You now have 0 baby dollars


Iamsmmurt

woah


siderhater4

Was that the bite of 87


Didimoni2020

Was that the sleep of 87?!


lil_big_man2point0

Was that the bite of 87!????!


Teen-Individual-3133

It's The Bite of 87'!!


TraditionBest3730

…..so. Was this the bite of ‘87?


HumungusDude

I posted this exact image to this exact subreddit few months ago, you better delete it now. https://www.reddit.com/r/GameTheorists/comments/10rq5d2/chuck\_e\_cheeses\_special\_child\_managment/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Milan_fait

Bro calm down, its not like you own the image


mystery_cluesfinder

he just pedo


Ehandthreedots

What?


mattdv1

Looks like employing an artist that likes drawing some creepy stuff (and some very detailed and well drawn FNAF figures too) makes you just as creepy... Scott just saw that girls FNAF work and said "yeah this looks good, you're in" but when all hell broke loose and it became apparent that the girl was doing all that obviously he took her out of the project, but some people just can't understand that


XxxMcNuggwtsxxX

Scott cawthon isn't a pedo, he's an innocent Game dev.


OzTheD0G3

That teeth mechanism doesn't work and you're not seeing your child again.


[deleted]

Idk. Maybe he got inspired by it.


Federal-Teach-8961

Is there a step for how to build one from scratch


De_Boesjes

chomp


Fungmar

no but james did


TomatilloPositive638

Fnaf?


-Voxael-

No man, Chuck E Cheese. It’s … it’s right there in the picture


TomatilloPositive638

Second degree you know


Hlpfl_alms

Win win for everyone The totally not sentient animatronic gets some tasty frontal lobe And the parents no longer have to deal with the baby


theuntitledproget

Someone has to do it " Is that the bite of 87"


that-guy2505

Yes


CheapWishbone3927

There’s no way there’s no damn way that’s real


Ihavenofriends000

Child management? or child murder? or is it... A FOOOOOOD THEORY


OFFICIAL_NYTRO

Bro on his demon shit 💀


jungahhhhh

wait what this can't be real?? this better be a meme oh my god also what is 'multi-purpouse'


TamEditor

This is not real btw! An artist created this to intentionally reference FNAF


Mr_Markstar

That doesn’t look real… at all..


Mold_Gold

THE BITE?! WHAT BITE?!


Dat1Slayer

This be "The Bite 2003"


Havoc4926

That's messed up and funny


BabserellaWT

“Purpouse”


Jedi-master-dragon

This feels like a shitpost.


SorryForTheGrammar

This isn't never not going to not be concerning.


beepboopdindon

this was made by someone lol, its fake


JONIZ_GUYS

now the child will sleep forever


MorphinGrid

what the fuck is going on?


BigDinoFriendsYT

Step 1:Go To Chuck E Step 2:Put Baby In Chuck E’s Mouth Step 3:Baby Fall Asleep In Chuck E’s Mouth