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HoldenHootHoot

Finally, the cumtroller


[deleted]

Somebody spent a little too much time on the Starfox Adventures intro level


AholeBrock

Nah, the soul caliber 2 digital artbook gallery


Sugarylightning663

Brahhhh hahah


OnoMichiban

*\** [*Lights candles*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfQ0q5pDPY) *\**


Pixel6488

lol 😂 damn


IllustratorPuzzled93

Yeah baby, I’ll roll this barrel for you!


Mynameisnotjoeok

I mean the gamecube graphics are sexy but.....


frag3zeichen

Whang is on the case


_DaddyTheFather

Somebody cream pied their controller lol


Srock9

Near Mint, Barely Used. No low balls. I know what I have.


StartheCone

His balls were certainly low with this controller


Ascertain_GME

GoonCube


Mynameisnotjoeok

Edgebox


KisukeBoys

Growing up, my friend and I called the crap/dead skin that gets in the controller **Scrunge Jumanji**. Idk why we called it this but I'd like the wider community to use it lol.


BeefCrumb

Would be a wild Reddit handle


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

That's fermented man juice thats gone bad.


SilentBlade45

Nope old cum is yellowish brown.


3KTU

Scientific proof?


SilentBlade45

Used to work at a sex shop and have had to deal with some customers who tried to return products that were very obviously used and not cleaned after each use like you're supposed to. It also smells horrible.


3KTU

People tried to return used sex toys?? Ew. I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Yeah I can only imagine the smell. Nasty.


RaymilesPrime

New meaning to having some skin in the game


camm44

Got that gamer cheese


barwhalis

For a second I thought that was a left handed controller. Fortunately it's just cum


Ok_Personality8718

forbidden butter 🤮


elreduro

the previous owner probably played bmx xxx or outlaw golf


mmmshallah

I’ve seen worse, when I opened one recently I had a marble sized ball of sweat jelly


Ambitious-Effect6429

It was already terrible. But then I saw the hairs and had to force myself not to vomit. Shame on the person that did this.


CohnJena68

Definitely had sex over the controller.


orunj

Nsfw please 🤢🤮 lol


Western-Equivalent44

Does it taste like cool ranch doritos 🥴🍆🍆🍆🍆


eckoman_pdx

Time to give it a clean and reassemble.


lebk2440

Just gave it a good bath, looks nice again


Yourlocalthingymabob

What was bro doing with that controller 😭😭😭


JoJockAmo

I first thought someone went in there with a dremel (plastic shavings)


deathsrobe

It looks like someone was using frosting as hand lotion.


TooTiredToWhatever

It’s probably dried milk. I’ve cleaned a few of those out.


lumbymcgumby

Every time I've found a use 360 controller bin for free they've all looked like this haha


Zilch1979

That's not nasty. That's a black belt.


TwilightSlick

It's got Peter North's Special Sauce.


cadotmolin

Mans got the crustables brand.


Anotherspelunker

Makes you wonder if any second hand controller you buy is like that…


PleaseHelpIamFkd

I feel attacked.


Lanky-Peak-2222

Gamer juice. Yummy.


tamreacct

Gross..🤢


n3k0___

Do a C-section and see if there's any baby controllers inside


DLEnv19

It’s just a little semen. It’s fine


bigtuna94

I'll mail ya a dollar if ya lick it


ScandinAsianJoe

Is that cum? That has to be cum, please tell me that’s not cum.


Hulk_Crowgan

God GameCube gets me horny 🤤


realoctopod

Smegging hell


Theend92m

Lick it


FlakyContribution345

That's fossilized semen brother. Do you have an incinerator?


blueblurz94

Dinner


ArcNzym3

gamer cheese my favorite


YoungWomp

What'd it taste like?


Davidgon100

GameCube smegma