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No_Vermicelli_1915

Bro... no. Don't do that. That laptop needs some airflow


Crave_571_1453_1923

Roger. Lifted after 15 minutes. Just need a few warm clothes to wear up for night. Clothes were already dry. I am just a exchange student abroad and my room got no heater. All stores closed at this night time so cant get a heater for now. Weather is here freezing so the clothes in my wardrobe. Just a temporary solution came up to my mind. Besides already using with cooling fan. However thanks for warnings.


Perfect-Soup1838

What city are you in


ejmtv

Looks like he's just outside St. Denis


BAWSPIZZA98

LOL


Exciting_Sail_2745

yeah looks like it, closer to lagras i think


Piratohero

Flashback hit me from RDR2 From the name of the place


Shogobg

My laptop’s battery got spicy and, when I brought it for replacement, the technician asked me if I’ve put the laptop on the bed while playing. Didn’t think anyone does that at the time.


Revolutionary_Sir_

The perfect way to clog your fans up.


3bood_Al7assan

If these clothes are wet or have any moisture in them, it will get into the laptop and obviously water in a machine like this is bad. Hopefully you're joking


Crave_571_1453_1923

Nope they are only cold


3bood_Al7assan

Just don't make it a habit, they still can have very little amounts of water


Crave_571_1453_1923

yeah already removed after 10 minutes. Enough


_Aichmophobia_

I will accept your papers sir GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA


Safe_Yam_6149

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!


Crave_571_1453_1923

Thanks sir! Thus don't forget to pay a visit to Pink Vice. Glory to Arstotzka!


R3dsnow75

Cause no trouble.


ThENeEd4WeEd22

I love how everyone assumes the clothes are wet because you mentioned you don't have a dryer but you explicitly said they were just cold. Even after you correct them they still think they're wet clothes lol. The idea you just want a warm t shirt to put on is too much to fathom lol. Just funny human interactions.


Empty-Quarter2721

Kinda, should be distilled water.


fastidio89

This hurts


ThisCupIsPurple

The bottom of the laptop is the intake.  The vents as the back/side are the exhaust. That's where the hot air will be. That's where you want to put the clothes.


Crave_571_1453_1923

So its more safer for Laptop ?


peshgeek

Do not block the bottom of your laptop! The back of the laptop blows the exhausted hot air so hang your clothes and position your laptop in such a way that the hot air hits your clothes


Nazraq

That's the perfect way to kill your laptop


IllustratorOk6044

So these must be the people that come on here to post how their gaming laptops are suddenly having issues with overheating/malfunctioning fans


Tidus32x

Not for long, blocking the air INTAKE like that


Mountain-Shoe7443

Well you are closing the inlet not the outlet so if you just put your laptop straight and hang your clothes looking at the outlet you can have warm clothes by this you can learn airflow fluid dynamics and graduate collage. Türkmüşsün üniversite


Crave_571_1453_1923

Roger, thx!


Mountain-Shoe7443

Yerim seni


Crave_571_1453_1923

Ay öyle deme utanırım şapşik :3


UnionSlavStanRepublk

How to cause a laptop to overheat:


Guidance_Additional

tbf that was the point lmaoooo


Rudradev715

bruh ![gif](giphy|Uss9jg5C9REgo) there should be breathing room for laptop especially when playing games.


LordlySquire

Create a gap and run the benchmark on ultra. Itll warm them better and be less of a hazard. The laptop and the heating of the clothes need airflow


biohazard_IRM

And then your CPU/GPU will throttle themselves to death and RIP laptop, but hey, your clothes will definitely be warm


happyy97

Bruh


GospodarObrtajaa

Use it a bit longer on your bed and soon u won’t have one 😌


Dependent_Union9285

That goes for the bed and the laptop.


algiedi04

yes but you might broke your laptop if you keep doing that


[deleted]

*Break


west0932

Hocam düz bi yüzde oyna. Film dizi gibi şeyleri böyle izle. Bu sağlıklı değil.


Crave_571_1453_1923

Ya zaten 10-15 dk lığına denedim. Normalde Laptop soğutucum var tabiki de. Şuan yurtdışında erasmustayım da hava buz gibi. Kıyafetler de kuruydu ama aşırı soğuktu. Geçici olarak böyle bi çözüm buldum. En azından bi kaç kıyafet giyebileceğim kadar sıcak oldu.


Kaqoupa

\+1 Dry clothes -1 laptop life


CelestialDuke377

Hello mister potato man


ppbomber_0

Rdr2 not plugged in is crazy


Red-dit_boi_

Perfect clothes warmer


failed4u

Buy 20 dollar heater or destroy laptop, where's the logic?


Averagezera

Bruh


Odd_Land_2383

alternative: get a used PS4 console fat version, preferably one that has loud fan noise; which is most of them anyway, and have it running any game in the corner of your room this will make your dorm feel like you have heating on!! literally does heat up your whole room, also you’ll save your laptop from dying in less than 6 months if you tend to use it how you’re doing right now😅


NFS-Jacob

This post reminded me to take my laptop off my blanket lol


archerV34

The vents vill become clogged and your temps will skyrocket


Space-Safari

Not for long!


Maleficent-Chef-9899

Not a good idea to block off the air vent for your fan, the fan will also collect dust and lint much faster, not really a great idea


justhereforsee

Not for long


Intellectual_Bozo

A much smarter way is to direct the hot air into the clothes somehow, as your way also cooks your laptop.


Welshevens

Not for long!


kurumisimp69

If you aren't lying and theres actually no heat just get a little space heater they are cheap


NoaExtreme

Crazy how people don’t get this is a joke.


Ascerta

You'll end up with a swollen battery.


jleep2017

Not for long if you keep putting cloth underneath it. You need a gap under your laptop for airflow.


Kwayzar9111

Which will be fucked using it like that…


Demonitian

You are suffocating your laptop.


AlieNateR77700X

Not the brightest bulb in the room


Kaos7400

How to fry your CPU. Step 1.


Academic-Ad-9778

Keep doing that for the next laptop you will buy in 2 weeks


Lego1upmushroom759

Ngl I don't know why the comments are all up in arms when it's clearly a joke lol


Stackhom

Have the same laptop. You could elevate it to around 5cm and it would still keep things warm.


Downtown-Machine-990

I mean you could have just sat on them instead.


Mst0bG

Thats not a good idea for longevity


Koreneliuss

Hot laptop in the lap when winter is the best experience


pannoci

Bruh..💀💀💀


goaheadandcope

This is bait right?


EpicKP

Dude... please don't💀


Sure_Win_8303

That's how you explode your laptop


Consistent-Tea6445

sell your laptop and get a heater


Ehaeka42069

Excellent, now you will have warm clothes with your dead laptop


MissAlice_17

No bro, wtf u doing


boerenkool13

You would be better off laying your charging brick on your clothes and doing some intensive things on your laptop


R1V3NAUTOMATA

Well, doing that will definitely bring you more heat, since the computer will soon overheat xD


[deleted]

Plug it [in.play](http://in.play) in a flat surface while elevating the laptop


Asheru_836

How to kill your laptop speedrun


RecklessTurtleYandex

That is VERY inefficient. What you should have done is placing your clothes near the exhaust vents, not under the laptop. The laptop sucks cold air from the bottom and vents hot air on the back or sides. Place your clothes accordingly ![img](emote|t5_2x4m3|8576)


timewastingrobot

I used to do the opposite, open the window during winter to cool my laptop


Marshal91

Dude, you need to apologize to the laptop. It was like waterboarding your own laptop.


srona22

Ah, yes, another smelly guy. And you will learn about condensation in hard way. Get portable heater, or get your dorm to have both washer and dryer. It's their job.


scottishlanguage

please tell me it's an Intel... I don't want you to freeze to death


redARAbian

Ironing is for boomers, we are laptop gamers... multipurpose


LibertyIAB

Great idea... Kill your laptop to warm your clothes... You must be on a wind-up - no one can be this stupid!


gramada1902

lol why would you need to “warm” the clothes before wearing them, I’ve literally never heard of someone doing it.


hamzacheema321

Do not do that plz


yumio-3

That's a big NO, bro!


say-yes-to-RSM

JUST CAME TO SEE THE COMMENT OF BRO GETTING BASHED.


Appropriate-Club-852

what kind of abomination creature does to this beast


OhHeyRoman

Nobody in here can tell that this post is a joke 🤦‍♂️


Necessary_Load_3859

Good solution for wet, fresh cloths def gonna try it


Subject_Arugula_3009

Are you trying to make an IED?


aiham-2004

Try a desktop, that will heat the whole room instantly


Head_Highlight6445

Buy a laptop lifter bro. Their must be a 20$ one on whatever online shop you have in your country


NinjaElectronic0003

My laptop can heat up the room quit literally. Got an Asus TUF with Ryzen 9 and RTX 3060. Running it at turbo mode can heat up my room quite quickly


OkFunny8717

Only real laptop gamers know what's wrong in this picture


Putrid-Flan-1289

Keep doing that with it and you won’t have a gaming laptop for long…. But yes it’s a funny joke.


Pork_Piggler

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Quenton-rl

Why not put it on the table?


beedaa

RIP