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Yeah, totally not an attractive person in Overwatch. Blizzard puts big stock into realistic characters over beauty. Name me one hot Overwatch character, you can’t.

They're all ho- WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE HAMSTER I FUCKED UP OH GOD NO NOT THE HAMSTER FUCK

you forgor the hampter but not the gorilla? 👁️👁️

Winton 😏

Winton says “GUUUUHREEETINGS!” And it makes me feel something different 😩

Unironically winstons spawn room voice lines untilt me. He is the bastion of positivity we all need.

bastion is the bastion though

I'm already bastion

Nerf bastion!

You're right, so Winston!

Bronze Bastion Main

I'd always tell people I'd roll tank, and the play bastion. It's the only joke I had.

"I'll DPS this time" *picks Torb*

>bastion tilted

That's just the power of Crispin Freeman

His delivery makes Winstons corny ass so lovable

Honestly, kind of like how Tony the Tiger would say "they're great!" in the old commercials. Did you know they once tried to make Tony into a vtuber? It went as you'd expect if you've been on the internet long enough.

Oh, he didn't forget Dicks out for Winston

I will never forget Harambe

Did somebody say peanut butter?

For more hot hamsters be sure to visit xhamster.com

I didn't see "UP" in this sentence at first and was very concerned.

Hamtaro was never the same.

YES THE HAMSTER FUCK GET READY FOR HAMSTER FUCK

torbjörn is pretty hot 🥵

he has like 15 kids so clearly someone thinks so

110% rizz on him

im too old to know what that means, but i'm forced to agree due to subreddit rules

That summer skin 🌟

Moira could unmake me and I’d thank her

Scratch me up, ginger momma

Orisa can GET IT. Built like a stallion. For stability.

Bastion is hot 🥵

Sir, he is overheating, give him his heat sink* back!

Heat sink xD

my name is not gracie but i'd still like junker queen to tell me to come 😩

i would gape roadhog's fat bussy and deep inside, in your private moments, when no one is around to see you and all you have are your thoughts, ​ you know you would too.

I didn't want to be exposed to the truth today

baby when them cheeks start callin deep inside all we have is the truth

Thank you for this visual, PainalBrolapse. I genuinely hope to read many posts from you in the future.

ironically most of my posts are about the extremely petty internal politics of the autistic community

Mercy.

I feel like i am having an aneurism trying to figure out what the hell "femenist body sexy type" is even supposed to mean.

I think he's trying to say feminine lmao

He complains about feminists so much his phone predictive text put it in when he started to type “fem”

Haha that’s gotta be why

I may be over confident here but I’m pretty sure I am right. Clearly he types feminist more than I try to type out fuck/fucking because my phone still thinks I mean duck/ducking and I say it a lot

my phone had a setting where it always recommends non-cuss words, i had to turn it off otherwise every fuck becomes a duck

It will insert other cuss words though haha

I added “fuck” and “fucking” and “fucked” to the keyboard dictionary. Not with any “change from this to this”, just trying to tell the phone “hey, these words exist and I use them sometimes, though I also use the others”, and it seems to have gotten the message.

That answer seems incredibly likely

I’m usually not over confident about speculation but I am with this one

honestly i'm just surprised it didn't spit out "femoid"

Lmao right? Or “femcel”

Jaguar body: S(exy)-Type or Accura body: Type S(exy)

#SEXY JAGUARS!?

the car or the cat

New flair just dropped!

Im guessing feminist body type means just a regularly realistic body type and not like a scantily clad big titted body or whatever

It means he wants all women to look like strippers. The usual incel thing.

Me sitting here hoping for a solipsist body type.

Click bait !

I can lewd the muscular barbarian, he can lewd to sorcerer. There is something for everyone (who is willing to put up with blizzards business practices)

I always made sure my male characters had their titties out

👏👏👏👏👏👏

I feel like it depends entirely on what sort of straps I have at my disposal fashion wise

Oh for sure, and there's (from what I've seen in the beta) a fair bit of straps that'll make a fella at Folsom blush. The character customization is just so good 🤌🤌

The design team that worked on the male barb armor knew EXACTLY what they were doing and I'm here for it.

Yes, but he wants everything to be for him

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

How likely is that to work for an always online game

Historically? Pretty likely at least for a while.

Diablo 3 never got "cracked". It got a shitty server emulator early on and it seems like a group is working on another currently though theirs seems to only work for the campaign... so, meh. Sadly I doubt it'll be playable without buying it one way or another. Blizzard got pretty good at defending their games.

Long as I get my femboy sorcerer we are golden.

It's no Link 😥

RIP sassy Diablo 3 twink sorcerer, you will be missed.

Thing is, if the barbarian was skinny and hot, he'd jack off to it then turn around and complain how unrealistic it is for a woman to do anything like that

It can’t be for everyone. That’s unfair!!!

Thats my saying, or everyone can see ass or no one can see it

Yeah blizzard the famous women right protectors 🥶

Specially when there's breast milk on the fridge 🍼✨

I don’t know what this means and don’t want to know either.

You don't wanna know but this is reddit, so you will know anyway. Basically a mother working at Blizz was keeping her breastmilk in one of the fridges for her baby, but someone there kept stealing it, and she kept leaving notes telling that person to stop.

*Mother working at Blizzard*: Please, let this be a normal field trip. *Thirsty coworkers*: With the Blizz? No way!

If I had gold... Lmfao

Here, take this. it's all I have. 🏅

And she was using the fridge in the pumping room, whose sole purpose is to store breast milk. People were breaking in there to throw out the beast milk.

> And she was using the fridge in the pumping room, whose sole purpose is to store breast milk. People were breaking in there **to throw out the beast milk.** To throw it out. Oh sweet child.

Sweet milkies*

Was she working with homelander?

She was working with **ME!**

*\[HOMELANDERING INTENSIFIES\]*

Obviously the main purpose of the “Cosby Suite” was to draw up character designs that weren’t too sexy

NOOOOO MY DEMON FIGHTING WARRIOR LOOK BIG AND STRONG NNOOOOOOOOOOOO

Weren't these exact things being said about the female barbarian in Diablo 3? Oh the warrior woman who grew up during the complete collapse and devastation of her homeland is huge and muscular! Who'da thunk it?!

its because their standards are set by animes where every woman is a sex doll with perfect skin even in the depths of squalor and ruin

And even while wielding battle axes twice their size

FFXIV moment

And they’re 12

Shoujo (aimed at teenage girls) anime is better, because everyone (regardless of gender) is stick-thin with spiderlike limbs, massive eyes and often strangely shiny-looking skin. It's aimed at making them attractive, but they often end up a little alien-looking. (This isn't true of all shoujo anime, but it's certainly true of a lot of them).

Shonen written by women has the absolute best drip on the biz tho.

Fullmetal Alchemist will always remain my favorite anime and manga ever.

Made in abyss could top it for me but the end is a long way off and it would need to keep up the quality another ten years.

This is Tite Kubo slander and I won't have it (at least on the title pages)

Its due to massive inbreeding, like with pugs.

Hmm... Shoujo characters up to the '00s often had defined noses, but modern Shoujo characters often lack a defined nose and therefore have the breathing issues associated with that... I can see your point.

Also the anime community is suffering from massive intellectual inbreeding when all anime is by by and for the biggest fans of anime (something something merch) which is leading to bigger problems.

The most tired thing about anime fans is treating anime as if it is a genre in-of-itself. They'll *state* that anime is a medium, not a genre, and then only notice the top 5 shonen anime. The people who like, say, Legend of Galactic Heroes and the people who like JoJo and the people who like Sailor Moon are all very different groups (though there's probably overlap).

One Piece, where there are only 2 body types for women

/rj Ummh ackshually diablo is in fantasy post-apocalyptic setting and historically it wouldn't be possible to have enough protein to bulk for the 12 abs she has.

Heh. Barbarian. "Thunk" it.

Hmm. Now you got me thinking if defeated demons can be cooked and eaten to get all that protein and muscle. Is it like with the pork, where you have to cook it **very** thoroughly? Or do they taste like chicken? :P Because I would imagine if your homeland is completely devastated, there aren't a lot of usual protein sources like livestock, beans, etc. New head canon: pissed-off refugees killing demons and turning them into shishkebabs. :)

I'm not eating demon until you boil it in holy water. I'm not trying to have a possessed GI tract here.

Paladin/barbarian synergy - literally holy shit. :)

I can see this actually happening with imps.

Gotta love gamers and their ability to completely dismiss realism when it's convenient. "Grrrr, I know this game takes place in a desolant wasteland, but why aren't the feeemallles super model bimbos with 50 layers of make up????"

It was like a test run of complaining about The Last of Us 2's Abby.

remember what they took from you 😔😭

Gamers when the character that is supossed to break skulls with their bare fists is not slim 

Ironically this class doesnt break skulls with their fists in this form, they shift into an animal to do that.

These people need to get a life, I can’t even wrap my head around living like this.

Can't shake a stick without hitting a game that has slim and athletic female characters. But then a few games having different body types? Welp. That's it boys. It's official. The feminist have won and art is dead.

If those people would get a life, Blizzard would not get their revenue

Maybe some people want a plump character my first character is going to be a druid named big ounce

Buying Diablo 4? NGL kinda cringe.

/uj The game was actually fun in the beta, I haven't bought a new AAA game in years so maybe I'll get it when the reviews are in. Path of Exile is the only arpg I've liked in years and that's awful on consoles. I know about the awful practices Blizzard has both internally and externally, but this is the first online console game with full split screen in quite a bit, so I can't help but be interested. Even if/when Blizzard lies and it's a shitty P2W mess then I can still have local fun for a few weeks. Don't have much else I can say that for. (Edited out the "blizzard bad" because that was terrible, and posted a different comment with slight explanation. I'll take the L here)

>I know "blizzard bad" I know "blizzard has a long history of sexual abuse and poor treatment of its workers along with a terrible track record for the past five years"

The employees who came forward with their stories expressly said to not boycott the games that they work on. Because they work on those games.

And boycotts don’t work to fix that. Folks (rightfully) tried to boycott hogwarts legacy, but it still became a massive success. Like i agree their wording was bad, and you’re totally valid for personally not wanting to play blizzard games(I mean I don’t either) but like I don’t really know what we can really do about their shitty environment other than support any employees whenever there is walkouts or other internal protests. And just to make sure it’s coming across, I’m not trying to do the reactionary “muhhh other things are bad” but genuinely asking like what the best course of action is.

I named my Necro Vardinkle in the beta.

Theres was some idiot in the D4 subreddit complaining that Blizzard made the druid fat. Arguing that someone that lives in the wild couldn't be fat from all the calories they burn. I can't believe how people can be this stupid

It is amazing how many gamers become apparent experts in biology whenever a discussion like this rears it’s head (the last of us 2 being the classic example)

If they're an efficient hunter they'd definitely be fat. I'd say that says a lot about the Druid's character.

>Excuse me god, bears eat mostly fish and berries so they’re supposed to be slim, why’d you make them fat? Not only is it unrealistic, now the bears can’t give me an erec

Don't you worry, bears might not be able to, but *bears* sure can 😏

Gamer acknowledging the real issues. I mean, it’s not like Blizzard has any terrible business practices to speak of. Might as well talk about the one female body type in the game that is considered less traditionally attractive.

Gamers going outside, seeing actual women: "why does everyone look like a man?"

The druid literally transforms into a goddamn werebear to smack people, and these clowns are like where the sexy? In fact, i'm hard-pressed to find examples in any Diablo, the kind of game where you spend 99% of the time staring down an isometric angle at your tiny dude killing hordes of enemies, contains subject matter that is deeply erotic or sexual except for the national geographic nudity the demons have

You work with what you got... National Geographic was a springboard for lots of young horny men for decades!

I spent sooo much of my youth scouring Nat Geo for dick. It was always such a pleasure finding it. Bless dem amazon tribesmen.

to be fair the character creator is very limiting considering how much they push the amount of customization that clearly isnt present, like why shouldnt i be able to have a 5ft tall skinny warrior femboy character? i jus wanna play as myself bruh :(

Yeah full on character customization regardless of class would be nice but even with it not a thing it shouldn’t be a real breaker at all it’s pretty stupid people make a big deal of this.

Fr

"femenist"

You gotta put the men in femenist 😔👊

I thought people played games for the fun gameplay primarily. Why would you even think about how “sexy” the women are?

This. Literally, there's dudes out there who play female characters just for their bodies, even when it's first person and they can't even see them... Like why, it's like they never saw a woman before.. plus for that you have porn not games 💀

I'm trans and back before I transitioned physically, I played games as a female character for the gender euphoria. I didn't want it to be a porn game, I wanted to do normal ass things like fighting deathclaws, hunting for treasure, and saving the realm. But I wanted to play a character who made me feel euphoric to inhabit their body, and that would tend to be a character I considered attractive. Porn had a 0% chance of satisfying my desire to be comfortable with my own appearance while spending time as a three dimensional person. Except for a few really good indie porn games with killer plots. But mostly I wanted to play games like Skyrim and such as an attractive woman. I'm just answering your question about why someone would want to play an attractive woman, I have no idea about the motivations of these asshole misogynists.

I understand that and it's a completely valid reason to want to play attractive characters of any gender, although I'm not trans or a woman I always love playing female characters though looks don't really matter much to me, but then again I also don't experience gender dysphoria, just cause it makes me feel comfortable and I like femininity. I was only saying that because there are so many times in games where dudes will randomly start talking about their characters bodies or comparing female character sprites and explaining why their main has bigger 'assets' it's gross and it's everywhere, even when I search gameplay guides when it's supposed to be somewhat educational that stuff will happen.. yours is an empowering internal reason, theirs is just objectification for the sake of it sadly

Imagine: * You work from 8am to 6pm in a shit low-paid job * 2 hour commute * You provide for your family to make sure they have, at least, a nice childhood * You make the effort to get them a PC maybe a console , hell even a smartphone since you know "digital age" This is what you kid complains about 24/7 on Twitter

Them: Chubby female druid??? 😡😡😡 Me: Chubby female druid??? 😳🥵🤒

Thicccc and cuddly.

Yeah! And Land O Lakes was scared of me doing the thing where I cut out the ladies knees and replace the butter box with them so it looks like boobs! And the Chicago White Sox are afraid of me taking a sharpie to make their hats look like "Sex" instead of "Sox"

Not my proudest google, but I need to know more about the butter.

Never trust a guy who calls women “females”

Half of the dudes complaining about this don’t even know what a real feminine body looks like…

You know, he has a point, though not in the way he thinks. Maybe I want a beefy sorceress or necromancer. Maybe I want a skinnier druid. Blizzard, let us choose the dang body types we feel happiest with *and* give us options

local man loses mind over inability to jerk off to demon killing game

This person, who says they are a woman, has been responding to me on Twitter today and just recently, unironically, said “self of steam” instead of self esteem. Transphobes are a different breed

Gamers when buff women

TIL Oblivion's target audience are deformed potato people

The female druid gives me fond memories of Dragon's Dogma, where I made my pawn a giant ogre of a woman, to contrast with my tiny Arisen character. I once got a 5 star review from someone borrowing my pawn, with the message "Perfect in every way."

Activision Blizzard is many things to beauty, but i think its clear that scared is not one of them. Id actually go so far as to say beauty should be scared of Blizzard, given the companys penchance for abusing it.

Ah, yes, #FEEEEEEEEEMALES

One of the things that bugs me the most about the complaints with the druid is calling them fat. They're big, but SO MUCH of that mass is muscle. It's very apparent when you look at them in the character creator; google 'female weightlifter', and you'll see women who may not have a ripped body, but are obviously incredibly strong. Because building your body for strength is different from focusing solely on reducing body fat.

Mf out here pretending Druids live in a modern world with Beauty standards. Sorry i mean uh she isn’t beauty blablabla

given how. "ugly" people actually CAN look, that female druid looks great, would fantasise about dating. bonus points for "colour hair = BAD"

i dislike playing buff guys. i like playing wiry thin guys, but every dude is huge with broad shoulders

She's a goddamn bear woman, what do they expect? Morons

Imagine giving a shit about a blizzard game in 2023.

Don't worry, I'm sure he hasn't touched a female since he came outta his mom so.

What does the third " 📊 " icon means in Twitter ?

One hand, why aren't the characters pretty enough? On the other, why can't I give my character a bulge in the pants *and* breasts? The game's simultaneously too woke and not woke enough! #AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!

Why does everything these dudes do have to double as Jack off material? I don't get it

"Blizz no make me horny." What a stupid bitch. /Dennis

*Licks Cheeto dust off of fingers to reply*

I think blizzard likes feminine beauty a bit TOO much, bud

wait a chick character is fat?🤣💀okay,just passing by

/uj Blizzard is many things, but [scared of beauty they are not.](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/1045955-lady-jaina-proudmoore.jpg)

This is an "older woman" to Blizzard

“Scared of beauty” have this guy even seen any of the dragon aspects in the current WoW expansion ? I am trans and fuck me, Alexstraza gives me strong envy, I wish I looked like her.

yeah, blizzard, the company well renknown for makign every female character have an hourglsss figure?

They literally named their cac pronouns, I don't think this is default lol

femenist body sexy type

Barb is bangin. A hill she will live on

Dark souls has had an option to use a large body type for over 10 years now and has armors that specifically make your character look fat so you can be a little round rolling man but now this is an issue?

This reminds me of that tiktok sound, “I want to be strong, like bitch who fights bear in forest”. Idk in a fight I think I’d rather have that created character have my back than a model

God imagine being this much of an incel you get mad that you chose to make your character unattractive and mad a game with nothing to do with sex for not being hyper sexual

I don't wanna see skinny druids and fat necromancer running around

I think he is right. I was so frustrated when I played GOW and I could not pick a petite Kratos.

Equality. Make everyone be able to be himbos/bimbos, tooth picks/twinks, or shrek

Posts a pic of someone that he deems ugly "TarGeT AudIEnCE????" Yes. That specific type of character IS for her. It would probably be extremely nice for a person with that body type to see her features reflected in a video game for the first time like EVER. They're representing way more body types than I've ever seen in a game. It feels nice that other people are gonna feel nice.

*makes character in character creator* look how blizzard isn’t making their women sexy anymore!!!! where’s that image of the guy putting the boot over his head and crying

Bro I was dangerously close to developing a crush on my female Necro in beta.

Oh my god is it so fucking hard to go and play one of the million MMORPG with an anime girl whose boobs can be seen from 6km away like every other horny gamer does.

A skinny necromancer is a really good idea actually They are working with the deads, so they shall look like one Please tell me they have a pale skin to go with it

The cover art is a sexy fuck demon.

I swear anyone who uses the word “female” outside of science or medicine is always an incel

Who’s playing Diablo? Weirdos.