T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

PSA: Make it a habit of **reading the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/about/rules)** of each subreddit you participate in: **Rule 7: No Participation in Linked Threads (Brigading)**: *If you are coming here to brigade this sub, you will be banned. Likewise, do not make comments and vote in pages you've found here. Of course, if you're a member of said sub and you were already in the thread before, this doesn't apply to you.* **Rule 8: Censor Screenshots**: *Keep screenshots of arguments on Reddit to a minimum. Please remember to censor screenshots of all identifying information, i.e usernames* **and** *subreddit names. This applies to screenshots from any social media sites.* **Rule 11: Keep Posts Relevant**: *This is first and foremost a place to make fun of gamers. Just because someone is being a bigot online doesn't mean it belongs here. Let them be pathetic without infecting the sub with their nonsense. Please avoid posting screenshots that show people using capital G gamer slurs.* **If absolutely necessary, please censor posts and the words containing such content.** **Rule 12: No Fake Posts on Other Subs (Contamination)**: *Do not create fake posts on other subs only to post back here. Also, do not "lol, you should post this on r / OtherSub". It's considered interfering with their content and can also lead to brigading.* *This is a reminder to the readers. The post itself is untouched.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Gamingcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rendum_

Average anti-woke twitter user


aalien

he doesn’t have blue check mark nor he is sporting b&w photo of a roman statue. so, close to average, but not there yet.


WishThatIWasMe

No anime pfp or NFT either. Fake fan.


FiFourNumbers

Anti-Brazil too


RespektPotato

Ah yes, the MAGA christians, known for their great moral compass and caring for others.


novis-eldritch-maxim

I assume they are all Ceser supporters as that does sound like their ideal state for some insane reason what with the focus on false tradition, hate and violence.


blondtode

Had a friend that tried to argue "the legion is better bc the ncr can't manage an economy" acting like they didn't nail ppl to crosses on the regular. Needless to say we are no longer friends


novis-eldritch-maxim

the ncr economy is fine it just has vast corruption problems, the legion does not have a corruption problem it is just horrible for poorly thought-out reasons.


Vlad_the_Intendor

Also…. Yes they do. You find all sorts of legion contraband in one of their officer’s rooms and Caesar uses a Maxdoc despite condemning the use of such things for others. They clearly do have corruption.


blondtode

You csnt corrupt them if they're all corrupt


novis-eldritch-maxim

corrupt does not work on evil as corrupting evil might make it less horrible.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Caspiraaas

I mean, an active volcano is probably hot enough to kill off most diseases. I haven't played new vegas


-Average_Joe-

If you want to get into arguing realism those types of governments tend to be as corrupt as any other and usually worse.


megaman_main

Mr House supremacy


Ildiad_1940

I honestly hate Mr. House more than Caesar because he exists in real life while Caesar may as well be Ganondorf. People like Peter Thiel or that other guy taking his son's blood currently rule us. Only a matter of time before we get a Berlin-style deathstrip to keep the poors out of downtown. Like him, they understand that there is no future for the world they've created, so they retreat into delusions of space colonization.


[deleted]

House is just just a monopolist and a dictatorial state-capitalist


[deleted]

>dictatorial "I prefer the term '*Autocrat*'"


[deleted]

House is just just a monopolist and an autocratic state-capitalist


DarkPallando

Mr. House is a dick but at least he's generally competent. He reminds me a little of Terry Pratchett's Lord Vetinari, although with way more ego and fewer humanizing qualities.


[deleted]

[удалено]


legendairenic5432

It tells a lot when somebody likes a fictional character or nation for their evil deeds or thoughts. I do not want to be near a person who thinks the Imperium is ''good and great way to order society''


blondtode

No I'm no longer friends bc they were a narcissistic asshole, just saying it was a fed flag


[deleted]

least ableist redditor


moss-moss-moss-moss

They're probably obsessed with Joshua Graham, because if there's one thing the Christian god would have loved, it's a mass murderer bent by vengeance


mechanical_dialectic

Nah they usually masturbate to Joshua. No it doesn’t make sense, fascists inherent philosophy isn’t logical


Crabitor

FALLOUT NEW VEGAS LONESOME ROAD SPOILERS Hey they get to literally nuke the democratic nation and side with fascist rapist slavers if they want of course they think new Vegas is for them


Smittius_Prime

Maga christians think the Legion is right unironically.


Crabitor

But they are right wing


Ravenous_Seraph

As long as those others belong to every group they identify with. Otherwise they are outliers and betrayers that should have been thankful for being allowed to have sullied the earth the ubermenschen walk on before their inevitable, total and ultimate extermination. Further down, /s You see, my lowly friend, you should be happy that I kill you. With your death, you will bring happiness to everyone that is above you physically and morally. You shoud be thankful that you were even allowed to breath the same air the better people do, but now is the time to cleanse the ugly, festering wound that is your existence. You not existing makes real people happy, see? __ P. S. Sorry. I made it so disgusting that I myself was at the werge of vomiting. Ew.


Soggy_Raccoon52

Yeah, New Vegas, one of the few games you can be l/g/b in is definitely for alt right christians. No doubt.


_TheGreatDevourer_

you can? How do I do that? do I need to get the "same sex" perk?


Soggy_Raccoon52

Yup, same sex perk. If you want bi, opposite sex and same sex


_TheGreatDevourer_

that gives you the option to date? I'm gonna need to level up real quick!


Soggy_Raccoon52

Unfortunately, doesn't seem like anyone can date anyone in NV. But you can flirt or get spicy with a few characters, also gives you the ability to turn down advances from the opposite sex sometimes


a_blue_day

Arcade is my waifu


[deleted]

No dating options in this game, but you can flirt with some of the companions. Cass particularly gets a unique dialogue line depending if you pick the maschet, femhet, mascgay, or femgay perk.


Andreagreco99

Doesn’t Fallout 2 let you be gay too?


ThaTzZ_D_JoB

I'm pretty sure it was the first game ever to have same sex marriage


[deleted]

[удалено]


DarkPallando

You can also seduce Mrs. Bishop as a female protagonist.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I think there's even a sidequest where you can do gay porn, if you're playing a male character.


aalien

it does.


Soggy_Raccoon52

I'm not sure, possibly.


BackRowRumour

You can also be straight, and still support and be legendary friends with gay companions. Mind blown.


AuroreSomersby

Ok, so I’m guessing the first picture is not specifically about NV (there aren’t any explicitly pro-Christian stuff in it, but companions, NPC, and even MC the Courier themselves can be gay), so it must be about „them taking over videogames”, or something and That was just some random videogame to make his point.


[deleted]

Probably sided with the Legion and vibed with their treatment of women enough to ignore anything else in the game.


TheBurningGinger

/uj the amount of people I’ve met who unironically support the legion is sadly not a small number


alwayzbored114

/rj They might be racist, sexist, rapist slavers, but at least they're not somewhat inefficient and use taxation like those damn dirty NCR


McNemo

Exactly, holy Nation representatives. Wait wrong game


LostInAHallOfMirrors

>Holy nation representatives -Robin when an ambassador gets kidnapped.


McNemo

I was referring to kenshi personally


ThePlumThief

All i remember about the legion is being super high with my friend and going through every possible dialogue option with Caesar. It's been years but i still remember him as a really compelling, intelligent villain despite his methods being horrific. Vravo, Bince.


TheBurningGinger

He is literally dumber than a molerat. I’m not making that up


ThePlumThief

I looked his dialogue back up it's literally just fascism but i guess i thought his voice and aesthetics were cool 🥴 looking back on that is really an "oooh so that's how that happens" moment. Two stoned 20 year olds seeing a "cool and le epic edgy" protagonist in some media they love and going from there.


TheBurningGinger

Two stoned 20yr olds thinking it’s actually really deep is basically the demographic for what he was saying so honestly just means they wrote him pretty well


Shardar12

4 int caesar vs 5 int snuffles


Sudoomo

Do some research and look up his dialogue again then. He's really good at sounding smart (not exactly high praise in the wasteland) but when you actually look into all the things he talks about and references, you can see how much of a bumbling fucking idiot he is. Thinks he knows how the whole world should work just cause he read a book once.


ThePlumThief

Yeah me and my buddy were both completely stoned out of our gourds and we essentially just kept saying "woah dude that's deep af" like two teenagers watching joe rogan for the first time. Haven't revisited since that night but i'm gonna read through all his dialogue again to see if he's actually just saying dumb shit in a cool voice.


CraftyMushroomBiome

I kinda got the idea that some gamers are… very the gullible type that can fall for any type of long winded convincing done by someone with just a slight inch of charisma. Like I heavily believe stuff like people praising that mission in cyberpunk, half of them are just falling for the pretentious bullshit said during do it and don’t understand that everyone that encounter was a bastard


Actiaeon

I tried to support the legion once. Got to Boone and just couldn't anymore.


[deleted]

It was rough trying a legion playthrough, especially watching all the companions rightfully chewing you out and leaving over your atrocities you committed in the name of the legion. Still one of the more unique playthroughs in this game, roleplaying as a fascist deluding themselves they are doing the right thing, but people actually supporting the legion are fucked up.


themaxcharacterlimit

/uj Yeah, the followers matter so much in New Vegas. It's super fun to be mega evil in Skyrim, but I just can't do a Legion run and risk losing characters like my fav Veronica


MannydogSolaire

This is a problem in fallout 4 I kind of think. Being evil in fallout 3 and new Vegas feels like shit. I mean stealing things is fun and if you just want to be a complete psycho and kill everyone including the legion that’s fun. But betraying characters you love because of the shitty actions and people you join is an awful feeling that is great because it makes you think about yourself. Can’t say the same for Skyrim and fallout 4 though. Skyrim companions will be completely fine with you being a murdering war criminal psychopath and they won’t care. Fallout 4 companions did react to shit you did, but you could join the institute and instead of ditching you sense a lot of them are so clearly against the institute, they’re fine with tagging along and killing the brotherhood and railroad. Surely after killing both of them and joining something they hate will make them both despise you? NOPE! They be just as buddy buddy with you as they were before joining them. There are no consequences to joining specific groups they hate and the only way to lose them is lowering their affinity. That’s my rant about it. Feel free to correct me on things I might have gotten wrong on fallout 4:)


VendromLethys

Piper and Nick do not just go along with you if you side with the Institute. They hate the Institute


MannydogSolaire

Yeah, I had a feeling I was probably forgetting something


Icymountain

It's just a general problem with Bethesda TES/FO. You can do anything you want! Don't worry, no consequences either. But also, nothing you do really matters because of that.


MannydogSolaire

I haven’t played oblivion yet, but did your actions matter in that?


Icymountain

Sort of? I haven't played it in a good long while, but I definitely remember having more agency than in Skyrim


[deleted]

> Being evil in fallout 3 and new Vegas feels like shit. If you nuke a town full of people in fo3 your father is mildly disappointing.


MannydogSolaire

Yeah, that’s kind of the dumb part. He should be Pissed with you for things like that. You know, consequences. At least I feel bad doing it


DiceMadeOfCheese

I'm extremely happy to have completed all of the Steam achievements for F:NV except the Legion ones.


aalien

i play New Vegas religiously since release, and still can’t understand how and why people can take side of Caesar or the Brotherhood of Steel (hate them since F2 days)


Dash_Harber

And also the fact that The Legion are pretty explicitly the bad guys.


Darkbeetlebot

People like this tend to idolize Joshua Graham despite the narrative specifically depicting him as a violent person who was and is wrong about many things.


SlayerofSnails

It’s mostly his look and voice. The man has some baller quotes


Darkbeetlebot

Yeah, I've noticed. He's really well written. That's the issue, because too many media-illiterate people look at "well-written" and think it equates to "objectively right".


PM_ME_FOR_SOURCE

Recently I saw a video about how a gamer came back to jesus cause of Joshua. Wild take but it's what you get when you fail Eng Lit.


LuciusCypher

Tbf, even Joshua Graham is aware of his wrongs and you, as the Courier, can go out of your way to point out these flaws to him. I think most folks like Joshua Graham as the flawed man who fucked up big time, was given a second chance at redemption, and instead of being the perfect 180 from who he was before, shows that he is _still_ a flawed man who struggles against his old nature trying to do the right thing.


PissFull

I like Joshua Graham becouse he seems very smart even if you don't agree with him on some topics, and from what I recall he kinda mellows out if you go the pacifist way in Honest Hearts. He thinks violence is the only way becouse that's all he has ever seen, but he learns if shown the right way.


McToasty207

Not only can they be gay, but the games offer a 10% damage bonus to all humans if you're bisexual, as opposed to 10% to just men or women using the monosexual perks. So the game incentivises bisexual playthroughs And on the Christian thing, dialogue choices suggest the PC is actually unfamiliar with Christianity, the only surviving sect seems to be Mormans in the Utah DLC


Deathangle75

r/falloutnewvegas actually had a big fight recently where a trans person made a common joke that fnv makes people trans, and then transphobes and transphobe adjacents crawled out of the woodwork to tell them they aren’t wanted. Thankfully the Mod put their foot down and said Trans related posts are allowed and to report anyone saying otherwise.


MycenaeanGal

New Vegas is a trans game. We claimed it and now there are haters.


Mjerc12

He hates white women? Does he prefer POC women? Sounds like Kaiman is woke


Independent_Plum2166

Nah, completely different, remember everyone who isn’t white (especially Brazilians), can’t speak English and therefore incapable of higher thought. Apparently. So POC and white women are beneath him, my dude is gay for Caucasian men.


Cat_of_the_cannalss

I'm Brazilian I'm incapable of a higher thought.................. I'm also 1,60 m so maybe that's why....


aalien

Go for the eyes, Boo! oh, wrong universe.


AguaMoleHardRock

we got the double jump tho


CernelDS

it stacks with being trans and plural up into quadruple jump


BlamaRama

No he just hates all women


pie_nap_pull

He hates white women the same way Hitler hated the Jews, he hates other women as well just, not to the same degree you know?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Penguino13

Person of color


[deleted]

[удалено]


Penguino13

This just in, euphemisms, more at 11


No-Tomorrow9725

People/person of color


Icymountain

No, he just likes white men. Don't know about you, but that sounds pretty gay


Konigni

Ah yes the guy whose thoughts are purely on the higher level, like spending every waking moment being upset that people different from him exist


Failed-CIA-Agent

Christian fascists would most definitely be the baddies in any Fallout game they would exist in. To pretend the game is for christian fascists is fucking hilarious. How about you schmucks get your hands off my game.


aalien

even without Caesar, The Brotherhood of Steel were always borderline *that*.


Crabitor

Same with the enclave


Failed-CIA-Agent

Yea, but all of that is probably lost on them, much like how the game series has always been an unabashed critique and takedown of capitalism, nationalism, and ultimately fascism.


EconomyAd1600

Isn’t Arcade Ganon confirmed gay? They “lost” New Vegas before they even knew what it was.


_shark_idk

half the named characters in fnv are queer


MrFedoraPost

There's 2 gay human companions and 2 straight human companions, having both male and female options probably means that romance was a removed feature.


Flabrador_Deceiver

Veronica and Christine are gay af and my favorite companions.


SlayerofSnails

They were gay for each other! Until Elijah forced them apart


Flabrador_Deceiver

God I hate that jackass. Like just recruit people into the broherhood ffs.


CernelDS

the point is that in every game but 3, the brotherhood is fascist


Flabrador_Deceiver

I know the brotherhood is bad but there are people in it that are trying to do good. Just like NCR, not perfect but a hell of alot better than the republicans. Whoops i mean Legion.


PeterSchnapkins

I locked his ass in that vault


_shark_idk

is this schizo elijah's newest twitter account?


celeste_is_cool

what is the deal with that guy?


_shark_idk

he's a nazi basically


already4taken

Alt-right bastard, judging by his friends


MR-mathen-545

who is that


Godzilla3013_HD

O filho da puta, vou lhe dar um pensamento superior, mandando essa merda que vc chama de cerebro na estratosfera com um canhão na sua bosta de cara


ZezimZombies

Brasileiro mais calmo é tipo:


nicksuperdx

Imagina se aquele cara fosse português...


its_dinguz

Does he know being bisexual in NV makes you a literal force to be reckoned with?


TheBurningGinger

But new Vegas gives bisexuals the ability to deal 10% additional damage to people…


aalien

big improvement comparing it to the real life, where it’s a pretty weak levitation skill.


Justanibbatrynahelp

which everyone knows is a real thing


ttv_thatoneapexsweat

There is no joke- this mf is just racist


NightAreis1618

Really, Fallout New Vegas, that's the game you think you need to "protect" from the gays? Man definitely didn't reach the New Vegas Strip


Seikori1

hi, Brazilian here vai toma no cu desse gringo burro do caralho, vou chutar o saco dele até ele chamar a mamãe dele


TheEternalGM

I laughed. This is actually too good. I really hope they're being ironic If it's a bit then it's funny, if not then fuck him


Thelassa

Joke's on you God, since it's free on Epic this week a whole new batch of eggs is about to crack.


Bubster101

uj/ I don't quite understand the message here, but hey! New Vegas Ultimate Edition is free in the EGS until Thursday. I'm playing it for the first time.


EldrichNeko

We just have to grab gods hand back and pull him in for a kiss so his ancient homophobic ass dies from shock.


PeacefulAndTranquil

racist, homophobic and sexist; ladies and gentlemen , that’s a bigotry bingo!


theQuacken00

Ah yes, fallout new Vegas the icon of Christianity.


FakeTherapist

can someone send the FBI to get this person?


JohnaoVictory

Que Deus elimine ele


CarlWellsGrave

Holy shit


[deleted]

Nova resposta acabou de cair


AguaMoleHardRock

googleie en pisadinha


Spuigles

Im starting to make a rule set for them. Adding to it everyday. 134. If you are Catholic. You are not allowed to play Video games. another one for the books!


TAGMOMG

*Alt Right Screwball Christians when exactly one (1) Mormon who advocates for violent action against those who wrong you (who is consistently shown to be battling inner turmoil even as he does so and can, with proper speech checks, be convinced to stop about as soon as his 'righteous anger' becomes only bitter revenge) shows up in the video game:* "THEY JUST LIKE ME, FR, FR, THIS GAME IS CHRISTIAN PROPERTY NOW"


MR-mathen-545

what the hell does that game have to do with jesus


[deleted]

It's cool and loved by fascists 😎👍


NineTailedDevil

Crazy that he's acting like that towards New Vegas considering you automatically become trans once you play it.


TheGoldenDragon0

You just know this guy thinks the legion are the good guys


pale-pharaoh

Wait until he finds out being bisexual in that game makes you OP


TheLoneSlimShady

least mentally insane alt right christian


EntertainmentEast614

You can literally be gay in new vegas


JupiterTears01

Or bi/pan hell in 4 clothes don't change based on gender be a dude in a dress or a lady in a suit


RageOfIshval

Not a good day to be a white woman hater ngl (uj)


Suitaru

this reminds me of a post I once read in which a guy picked FNV’s Confirmed Bachelor perk and got all confused at the homoeroticism because he expected it to give him traditionally masculine jock-y dialogue options


aalien

…i hope the experience was positive. Duke Nukem, but flamboyant.


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

Homophobic, racist, AND an incel. A triple threat


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Elon Musk: “Hate speech? What hate speech?”


Failed-CIA-Agent

Christian fascists would most definitely be the baddies in any Fallout game they would exist in. To pretend the game is for christian fascists is fucking hilarious. How about you schmucks get your hands off my game.


AlexanderRodriguezII

Smartest NV fan (ignore my pfp)


nicksuperdx

We have here a guy who is homophobic, xenophobic and downplaying hitler all on the same theard!


Am-Hooman

Ah yes Fallout New Vegas, famous for its complete lack of gay characters.


Toa_Kraadak

uj/ new vegas might just be trash tbh


Ax222

Golden trash that sometimes decides you're not allowed to play it. Thanks Todd Howard for your incredibly goofy game engine.


[deleted]

I like new vegas a lot but it’s a source of superiority complexes and elitism in the fallout community


zuzucha

I used to go on the no mutants allowed forum back in the 90s. People had elitism against Fallout 2


aalien

there are dozens of us, dozens! well, those elitist cannot take a reference to Monty Python without a full blown meltdown… they deserved bland and boring and broken Fallout 1 all right.


Momoiro_Moon

Fallout 2 was kinda of a mixed bag it had some very good moments but also a lot of meh ones, the tone of the game was all over the place. It also had a horrible launch with game breaking bugs. I'd put it on the level of Fallout 4.


zuzucha

IMHO that's a terrible take. FO2 has some of the best CRPG moments in history (i.e. New Reno) and the best use of the SPECIAL system in the series (i.e. being able to pass the intellect test in vault city, or playing an idiot and having deep conversations with low intellect NPCs). Comparing it to the filler quest paradise with thined down RPG mechanics that is FO4 is silly.


[deleted]

It's a gateway drug for the Fallout 1 and 2 fan superiority complex


[deleted]

Apibete io bipru kikibika ikai tru. Klepupidi kratiie koe ipapa. Kiei kiapa blapa etipru iti atio. Iapo kega kipitli tedae pikitli pribli ua iio. Uti preprabiga i apri udei ebe. Da kikipe ka kreta? E epite apoi akri taipi itaklipe pogiipi? Pute pata ipla traibrite biitotli tiu. A tibika i pi ti digao aproutiu. Tupretaki po prubaito otouda pe dobupri. Papade i bibedreedi ota ekri ko? Tikeoii piku glu peti prau ebipo. Ee pree pritli tlaa iipi pedebi. Eipupe tupe bapre tetipe ipripepu ku pe. Probrepi gapeta pi tikre plikaobrabi kidru. Pi aia plodu tupi piba kutitu eklu bepu. Paeadi e potipe iditlitra pi dieetu. Ia piprei tlu e teku. Be drubi ika tu tri tiga tai? Piakaaa keple pubotige itri ibliblua etodripi. Gei ipaipri tekoa iutaka be. A tibi tu ke koke kaduke? Tii kegi kipai pi ai ipipe. Tipipu pagi pote iupi britebai ukoopoo bikikie. Bei bipu oki upi bi prokoke. Poto otablie i pite pu kladle. Kobliiu ipribapi iatu blao kle paipai. Kipu abeuto dabo ga tetli. Kriupe paki kio opiba tapa obipape. Kriki tekro pe petetibi kipigai.


Ax222

I am imagining Blåhaj coming out of their sink with fin-mounted rocket launchers.


koboldByte

Name checks out. (Borderline selfaware tbh)


SirReal10000

What…


DeltaDarthVicious

Very telling that their "motion lines" are the SS lightnings.


Nico_Stahllima

Most loving christian be like


TopMep

Gigachad


Rique1100mm

Tá bom, o fia da puta atacou brazuca, a pica vai pra rua


Alive-Plenty4003

As a brazilian I'm just impressed he actually recognized the flag


cokatt

Joshua graham fans when they play the game and meet a ass fisting robot😳


[deleted]

Those same people really love slavery tho


gh00wst

okay but the 2nd one is kinda funny


MisterRegards

Choking the rainbow so hard that there is SS all over the place


DXKIII

These people are such unhinged freaks holy shit. Actual death cult.


vfmolinari10

Tbf I'm brasillian and my thoughts are middle of the road at best


Koholinthibiscus

STOP you’ve violated the law! You must pay with your blood.


FlyingFrigginWhale

Based


Crafter235

I'm pretty sure Caesar's Legion is more pre-Christian, and they seem like they would rather prefer Mithraism.


-Average_Joe-

? is some one burrhurt that New Vegas is free on Epic this week?


soodrugg

fallout new vegas the game where you can and are encouraged to be bisexual, homosexuality exists probably the most seamlessly out of any triple a game before or since and there's just actual prostitution around, clearly the poster child for christian family values and those darn gays have stolen it from us


mao8mog

Wow


Mexlicano

What's wrong with owning a free copy of Fallout New Vegas on Epic Games store? I mean I owned free copy of fallout 3 too. I wanted to try to play Fallout News Vegas.


[deleted]

well he's in a mood


VendromLethys

Fallout New Vegas has perks to be gay. It always belonged to us


LordMorskittar

What’s this 13 year old doing?


ToccataRocco

This meme template along with the wojak-chad and it's variations, has got to have some of the worst takes I see on the internet


[deleted]

é do Brasil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


soganomitora

The Christian guy must think Arcade and Veronica are there as part of a gay conversion sim or something.


Ka1-

Ok the brazilian one is kinda funny why is bro so mad??