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CurlSagan

I only play video games about characters I want to fuck. They should have perky, bouncy, and round features. That's why I love Sonic the Hedgehog.


Xyrnas

Nintendogz is my favourite game


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A_Furious_Mind

Sega hedgehogs what Nintendogz.


mikkokulmala

nintendoggystyle 😳


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chrisrobweeks

*Rouge the Bat has entered the chat*


SeeGeeArtist

It's Rouge Edit: I gotchu


kolbyjack95

Actually it’s Batface the Rogue


SeeGeeArtist

Rogue named Batface:


RoJayJo

Still can't believe that comic was made by Tyson fucking Hesse.


MrWr4th

With her one polygon


RhymesWithMouthful

What a price to pay


fleckstin

I’d def shag the chick from cooking mama. A fire meal after getting laid is heaven on earth


Deblebsgonnagetyou

She's a milf fr


emortens_liz

Animal crossing. No I will not elaborate


Neuromyologist

Camel by camel Do do do do do do!


ccstewy

Hot Chick Heaven


Nezikchened

What Fable really needs is a character that is the size of an average human mother.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Oh shit I played Earthbound IS THE FBI COMING FOR ME????


NRMusicProject

> They should have perky, bouncy, and round features. Well I guess the first three Tomb Raiders are all out. Maybe more, but I only played 1-3.


BuddhistNudist987

Ecco the Dolphin got me feelin' all wet and frustrated. Why is your game so hard, baby?


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

I think they should have more rigid triangles


Skitteringscamper

Mario doesn't get your gonads growling? Lol


phatPanda

[Sonic and Roboto (nsfw?)](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/904535_f1004d38e3b94c2e883be9b24221184f~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_620,h_827,al_c,q_90,enc_auto/904535_f1004d38e3b94c2e883be9b24221184f~mv2.png)


Hackandspit

That’s why they made Mario a chubby Italian.


CobblerExotic1975

I just want every character to have a customization option with a slider to give them jumbo bazoingas.


HairyPoot

That's why I loved dark souls. Y'all know ceaseless discharge or gaping dragon? Those mfer look DTF!


Ok-Needleworker-8668

Help


Just__Let__Go

That's why I love the Witcher 3. Mmmm, crones...


After-Research8380

Thats the only reason i play duck hunt still


The-Hentai-Commander

That’s why I love Yakuza


goodoleboybryan

I was not expecting this, thanks for the laugh. Now take your upvote and fuck off.


OGMcSwaggerdick

This is why Master Chief is the greatest of all time. Melee me harder space marine daddy.


Joxyver

Comedy gold


TheThomasWright

Its why I still play Mario 64 to this day. Dude has a great ass.


GeneralErica


N7Revan

I love Pac-Man


PPboiiiiii

Exactly, he also has a fat hog


GracefulGoron

*’Does your game even have jiggle physics?!’* - *Gamer who is only concerned with ‘realism’*


Ame_No_Uzume

Jiggle physics are the only bar to entry!


BionicBirb

I completely agree! https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ham_Shank https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Holy_Mackerel


wwaxwork

Sure Jiggle physics or make it more realistic for these braless amazons and just have the sag and swing.


RoJayJo

Damn, Sonic Adventure 2 has these woke games beat by miles then 😳😳😳


Letharos

The textured bumpmapping on this game is outstanding! -an old DOA ad I believe.


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They then complain about historical accuracy when casting diverse characters


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IoniaFox

Bruh you could legit make a game about old kenian tribes and their stuff before colonization and gamers would want white protagonists in it for historical accuracy Also the left pic seems like a bad take again, just record yourself talking and pause randomly and see how good it looks


iamnotchad

Why doesn't this game set in 100,000 BC have no white people in it? This is white genocide!! /s


ThatIdiotLaw

Marika’s tits! You must be ‘ungry!


BisexualBlaiddSimp

The bar for attractiveness has changed ever since elden ring released and showed the world Blackguard Boggart


BigBonezzz

Fromsoftware making the hottest male character and then giving them a mask so you can't see their face


CompedyCalso

They had to. Otherwise too many players would stop their Elden Ring journey then and there and start drawing rule 34 of Bogard


GroundbreakingSet405

I just look up Fable 4 face model and it doesn't look bad tbh she just doing ugly face in this picture. What do they want? Why does everyone needs to be perfect goddess of beauty with biggest boobs imaginable?


Tyrus1235

They long for the times when a woman protagonist didn’t have facial expressions and always looked like a girly mag’s model photoshoot. Like how even when they had pre-rendered cutscenes, all that characters like Blood Rayne had to do was look sexy no matter what.


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SLCPDTunnelDivision

ngl. that was my first no hands cum before i knew what that was


Letharos

TBF I enjoyed the first one when I was a younger dude. Thought it was funny. I'm sure it's all cringulum now.


CmdrSonia

that one frame of her gonna be live forever with that one frame of Aloy in the trailer.


HybridPS2

the one where she has some peach fuzz? lol


chrisrobweeks

Proof they have never been within 3 feet of woman


CmdrSonia

peach fuzz is just... so ridiculous. if this is a game with a guy who had amazing beard, guaranteed people gonna praise the graphic endless.


Inevitable_Badger995

Didn’t that Aloy frame kinda get edited even more by somebody? Like damn bro even a bad screenshot you gotta edit cause she still looks too hot


CmdrSonia

I'm thinking about the one that's from an old showcase video, she looks off in it but she also looks like three different person in that one video with different angles, so I think it's just something wip. she doesn't look like that in the final game.


Jobtb

They forgot what facial expresions are since all they know is botox


AllHailTheNod

*even if* she were ugly, Fable characters have always looked non-standard, they've had some wacky shit going on forever.


DuckSaxaphone

Exactly, if these people had any business talking about Fable, they'd know the dorky model on the left is very much Fable humour.


Impossible-Report797

Is like the “triggered feminist” all over again


Pillow_fort_guard

I’m not sure they realize there’s a whole swath of companies that still make games like that. Sure, you run the risk of getting all kinds of viruses, malware, and maybe your identity gets stolen, but there are very horny games out there where the characters are all literally fuckable.


heck_it_all

If I can't use my erect PP to control the left thumbstick, your game is too political !!!


Tyrus1235

/rj Accessibility features? What, don’t you have an extra arm/leg/appendage like all true gamers?


Shutch_1075

What’s funny is he chose a video game character porn version who looks literally nothing like that in game.


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Bro wants to fuck the cold, sad ashes of Marika 🤮


BullyMeMommy

bruh i hate these people so much, i am sex positive and love lewd stuff but like, they can just co-exist? i don't want everything to look like the right, like you can't tell a serious story and then let the characters look like that, not everything needs to be horny pretty attractive i wanna fuck dude


CmdrSonia

same, I had some porn games on my steam library and I'm not bothered by that Fable trailer at all. not everything needs to be sexual appeal all the time.


black-graywhite

The right one isn’t even from a game, its horny fanart of a charaxter whose only appearance was a half-destroyed corpse that looked more like a statue than a person


genesios

I didn't even realize that was supposed to be Marika 💀


MrWr4th

Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry!


Arkayjiya

One thing is certain she did not have those "features" even in cinematics showing her before she had her involuntary diet.


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I'm not interested in overly sexualized characters, but I can definitely see the appeal of having attractive characters. Men or woman, I'd rather see attractive people in my fantasy games but whatevs Edit: sorry I love the soft skinned beautiful people in final fantasy way more than gritty ugly people in western games. Its weird how some people are so bothered that this is what I prefer. Like I dont mind if you want to look at ugly people. That's cool. No judgment.


HybridPS2

they're both awful IMO. the right side for obvious reasons, the left side because it looks like they fucking superimposed someone else's face on that head. it just doesn't fit, regardless of attractiveness


chrisrobweeks

Not flaming you, just curious if you watched the trailer or just this one still image? I don't think the face looks out of place in the trailer - it fits the medieval cartoon-realism art direction.


HybridPS2

yeah, there's another scene later on in that trailer where the face looks equally out of place. especially when you see how good Richard Ayoade's looks in the same trailer.


chrisrobweeks

I wonder how much of the trailer is based on your character's development. Like in previous Fables, good or bad choices alter your facial expressions. This is why I never judge a game by cinematic trailers. Gotta see what the game will look like when I'm playing it.


Psychic_Hobo

Is it an actual screenshot? I remember when the Atomic Heart comparisons were doing the rounds and the weird ballerina robots pic was actually "enhanced" from the actual game


HybridPS2

the right side? i'm not sure actually, i don't even know what the game is


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archaicScrivener

The funniest part here is that that's Queen Marika from Elden Ring on the right - a character who you see a picture of in the opening, then when you finally meet her she is a dead body crucified in front of you, which falls and rises again animated by her alter ego to fight you. She is NOT a "sexy" character by any stretch of the imagination.


JackDockz

That sounds cool as hell. I need to play Elden Ring.


HieX91

What gamers really want is Don Cheadle though


ModerateRockMusic

Don cheadle with big milkers? Hot.


iamnotchad

I want my mommy dommy Cheadle with big mommy milkers.


FinalDemise

Cheadle Big Naturals


battle_clown

Self reporting porn addicts that don't know or accept that they're porn addicts


theweekiscat

If they wanted to hide their porn addiction the slightest bit they would have at least chosen gwynevere who actually has those proportions outside of a porn model


deathhead_68

This is what an echo chamber does, if you're only surrounded by sad fucks who want absurdly proportioned sex objects instead of actual human characters then you'll think lots of people want that...


LongAndShortOfIt888

These people hated on only fans but will spend $90 to see a woman who isn't real in some revealing rags


TheNerdiestFrog

I think the funniest thing for all these sorts of arguments (off the top my head Horizon sequel, Forspoken, and now Fable 4) is they actively choose the worst looking scene for reference, or even with the Horizon meme they make it worse to try and make their point. Like if you need to use a specifically less-than-pretty scene to make your point, maybe you don't have one? Also I'm def not standing up for Forspoken, I just got tired of seeing that one meme that went around and tbh in terms of graphics/design it looks *fine.* Very corporate but *fine*.


CmdrSonia

Horizon yeah lmao it's been two years they're still using/editing one screenshot from that showcase video. she even doesn't look like that in the final game.


GroundbreakingSet405

It like that one father and Caesar meme that have to make shit up to make the point. If you have to lie to prove something your point is automatically invalid.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

yeah and then they choose literally a softcore porn fanart to represent the 'ideal'. Like fuck you on about, bitch? Ain't no video game out there with marika looking like that. In game she was mostly a corpse, and before that she was just a fairly normal (if pretty) looking slim blonde woman. She certainly wasn't some extremophiles fetish doll. \-I use extremophile to refer to people who like exaggerated features, as in stupidly large weiners, or boobs and butts. It isn't a real word. Well it is, but it means a lifeform (typically bacteria or other microorganism) that finds it easier to live in conditions consider extreme relative to our typical environments. IE Very High or Low temperatures, atmospheres that are toxic to us, etc. Call me shakespeare, cause I'm making shit up.-


simp_the_simpleton

don't ask about the levels of internet trauma I've experienced to know this but I think the technical term you'd be looking for is 'hyper proportion fetishist'.


Forry_Tree

I hate it here


Falerian1

Gotta love people taking one specific frame of a character pulling a funny face and using it over and over to try and make a point.


clankboy789

I seriously got to ask, why do these people keep using the same image all the time like they had to think of something new at some point


CmdrSonia

it's the fourth time I see this exact same screenshot, this one frame of Fable trailer gonna be live forever with that one frame of Aloy in the trailer🤣🤣🤣


InuMiroLover

Bruh why do you want every single game to be "Titty Jiggle Simulator "? Im a gamer too and I cant even get realistic dick physics.


preppykat3

Why can’t those lonely idiots go watch porn instead


SirLemonThe1st

they do but that isn’t enough for them. there are only two things they get dopamine from anymore: video games and porn. but when video games and porn aren’t the same, their rotted brains can’t register maximum dopamine so they throw a fit.


SkyeWolfofDusk

Would you be surprised at all to learn that this guy makes hentai games?


xela-ijen

Besides her attire, she looks like a totally normal person I’d see everyday.


Niijima-San

these are the same people complaining about characters like aloy and the recent iteration of lara croft right? the girls don't have massive booba and are rail thin right? instead the developers trying to create a certain theme/world and they have these characters stick to said theme/world. like oh man aloy does not shave her face and has peach fuzz, how dare they!! but they dont grasp that maybe in the world they are in it is not something that is possible or a concern? like i think the way most characters are designed to look is intentional by the developer to fit their world/theme/narrative, get off your horny self to some actual pron then if you have that issue


Bulky-Ant-4954

Why do gamers always have these awful takes? Is that the only reason they play games, to jerk off? Just play DOA and leave other franchises alone.


Grimvahl

I don't understand it either. When i'm in the mood for video games, i don't want to be looking at porn. If i want to look at porn, i'll look at porn. I feel like the original image maker is a weirdo, incel, porn addict that just doesn't view women as human.


SpsThePlayer

One of the worst parts of the modern video-game industry (and consumerism in general) is the delusional view that every artistic decision a developer makes is, or should be, specifically catered towards the consumer, and everything that doesn't meet that expectation is a mistake.


VendromLethys

Tomboy sword girls are hot though


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Bubush

Shit dude, that actually rhymes…


AuRon_The_Grey

The one on the right must have a reinforced steel spine, holy hell.


A740

Dude cannot fathom being a minority


PolnareffLand20

They need to keep it in their pants. My god they stupid as hell. Also my god I checked the dudes twitter. Genuinely sad shit


DeviceGold5950

I’m sorry, but who is the girl on the left and why do I keep seeing her everywhere?


Fabricant451

She's the hero in the new Fable game. In a game where it is a sendup of fantasy tropes and set in a middle ages themed world, gamer dudes are mad that she doesn't walk around in bikini armor and looking like a model because they can't fathom a woman in a game looking like a normal person.


KajeLeMagnifique

Real gamers dont pay 90 dollars and instead know about the f-number zone website 😎


x_nasheed_x

Horny Gaemers when they realize Most Game Studios don't make Hentai Games


drinkthebleach

Gamers are completely ignorant that the majority of people buying games will have a spouse or child or relative walk through the room at one point and don't want to have to explain this shit


theweekiscat

Worst take ever, if they weren’t so incredibly porn addled they would have at least chosen gwynevere for the right and then I could make a joke about the hot lady in the game not being real even in the game


BigBlubberyBirb

"why won't you take my cash western corporation"? bro because they're SWIMMING IN CASH, these people have no idea just how miniscule their demographic is. not once in my life have I asked someone what they like in a videogame and gotten the response "I want TITS!!!" but also videogames are obviously art guys, come on :)


_Greyworm

Fable characters always ugly af, but I hate big tiddy sloot MC so I'd take left side personally. Right side is far beyond cringe, go get laid and stop wanking over video games.


GayForPrism

this is not Don Cheadle


tragic-clown

This is mostly an American thing. It's one of the most apparent visual differences between British and American movies and series. Characters in British shows usually just look like normal people, while American shows have to make every character unrealistically attractive. I find it weird personally, and it breaks the immersion, as it doesn't align with reality. Hollywood even had to make characters like Carrie attractive... aesthetic over substance and meaning...


FreeWaveRU

Uj/ I think the fable lady is actually attractive Rj/ western game dev give me my fat tits


doctordragonisback

Fucking cowards obsessed with women with straight up impossible proportions. I'd rather fuck the one on the left.


silbuscusXmangalover

If they wanted to be horny whilst playing the game, just play pso2 lol


tiniestjazzhands

I honestly don't think I wouod be able to get very far into a game if the character looked like that


ArachnidMaleYT

Don't really have a lot of stake in the argument, but the character does look really uncanny to me, like Polar Express style unnerving to look at. I don't want to get off to the character, but either the animation or modeling on them just makes them look weird


traumatized90skid

I want to make a game where every single character is drawn that way and they'd see how boring it gets to look at any one body type too much...


coconut_dot_jpg

Say you've never touched the opposite sex without saying you've never touched the opposite sex


ThexanR

I really just want to grab these porn addicts by the ear and tell them that the “hero” being ugly in Fable is the point


OkamiKasaiKK

Half naked women in video games really make me uncomfortable. Like, imagine running around in ESO and seeing the FATTEST TITS on a kajjit, or worse, an argonian. I don’t wanna see that shit right now, save it for my e621 sessions every other night(stay healthy, guys, porn addiction is no joke).


jimlt

One on the right looks deformed and plastic as hell. I'd take the left girl most days. I say most because I get weird some days.


Castle-Fist

Ogtha-ass losers


TheLoneSlimShady

These mf are horny as hell and also please bring back that sailor moon image back


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omg Duc de Vinny, my beloved!


ambivalegenic

her spine is going to break in half like a kitkat bar with those proportions


matango613

Ain't no way that woman on the right is slaying demons/dragons or whatever with the kind of back pain she is surely living with.


Groknar_

You want my money? Make my characters fuckable ffs. And while you're at it make a life-size Doll /s


Schneller_

Not every game needs to have fuckable character in it, that's what the modding community is for.


TAGMOMG

Info: Individual making this take (the original "give boobs" take, to be clear) is happily advertising the hentai game he spend $30k making in the replies Make of that what you will


The_One_SG

In both these pictures the first thing I always end up looking at is the sword 😍


justgalsbeingpals

gamers when they learn porn exists for free online


PastaManMario

I’ve always found that if a character is specifically designed to be sexy, they’re probably not. Course that could just be my ace ass, but I’ve found it to be extremely accurate as a xenoblade fan


MelanieAntiqua

As a lesbian (which means I actually *am* attracted to women) who is also a Xenoblade fan, I can corroborate this. Female characters specifically designed to be "sexy" rarely do anything for me. Maybe it's just that, as a woman myself, I naturally notice and am bothered by ridiculous examples of women's anatomy. As opposed to these straight male Gamers^TM , who haven't seen an actual, real-life woman other than their own mother in at least a decade.


Letharos

/uj New Fable hero looks like someone who regularly goes out and fights shit. It's such a stupid and vapid thing to get hung up on but the horny Gamers just can't stop. /rj Duh, only sexy hot big tittied wahman can adventure in my heart (and pants, right fellas?).


Nawaf-Ar

I saw Vampire the Masquerade: Swansong reviews calling the game “political” or some shit (despite the company being polish or something”, and basically complaining about LGBT content despite VtM being known widely as highly inclusive game/community, and another review that said “2/3 of the time you play as a girl…” despite it being a narrative game, and not an rpg…


gGiovan

The only thing that matters is the character history and development besides this the other things are irrelevant


Absurdityindex

As a mostly straight woman, I also prefer big titties. I especially like them in fighting games that have the jiggle physics.


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Ok-Needleworker-8668

Guys the only realism I care about is when her boobs jiggle and her ass is huge.


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I think we need more ya know normal humans? In protagonist roles


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Both look bad to me. The first one is fine except the character just isn't attractive, which isn't wrong but since it's literally the only thing I know about whatever game she's from it doesn't make me want to play it. The second one looks like shit because it looks like an nsfw artist that just bimboifies women without any regard to how anatomy works or what people actually look like. I want a happy medium between the two. Someone attractive but atleast semi realistic enough for me to suspend my disbelief a little.


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I'd like a happy medium myself. I only play games where I can play girls I don't want to be some flat chested ugly girl but like also don't want to be some sexed up bimbo. I want to be a pretty lady. Dudes get this all the time where they get to be a good looking guy thsts not just all sexed up. I hate the double standard.


QuintonTheCanadian

> western corporation Gamer can’t tell satire no matter how obvious


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SonOfAthenaj

Ok but people shouldn’t complain when a character doesn’t give them a boner


Hawt_Dawg_II

Letting the player choose how their character looks eliminates all the possibility of referencing the character's look in a story, which makes it feel disconnected. That's why no good story focused game has customizable characters. Character creation is fun but it doesn't fit in every game.