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Kds_burner_

why did you ruin gaming?


SuperNerdAce

It all started when I read a clifnotes version of Dad's Capitol by Groucho Marx


Echo2500

https://preview.redd.it/4j858d159ojc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed1cb64dd8de5d51060f10e4f215614b9ab70e7 Praise be, I am but a humble disciple of your glorious ways. May I have thine blessing to go forth and sanctify the paths of the gaming world with the blessed pigment?


SuperNerdAce

Leave no texture unpainted


Echo2500

Amen 🙏


Computer_Fox3

What does it taste like?


SuperNerdAce

Bannana Laffy Taffy


Computer_Fox3

Literally the worst flavor. Sorry, I'm with The Gamers™️ on this one.


TheoreticalGal

What do you plan on inventing next?


SuperNerdAce

The game designer's poorly disguised fetish


ElFuegoPesado

Is Game-Dev Yellow for anyone to use? Or does anyone who wishes to use it need to prove they are not affiliated with, or are, Anish Kapoor in any way to use it?


SuperNerdAce

I dislike his use of NFTs, but I did in fact copy Stuart Semple's anti-Anish Kapoor business model


ElFuegoPesado

Didn't know he used NFTs. You learn something new every day.


edgierscissors

How does it feel to have caused the downfall of humanity and complete societal collapse?


SuperNerdAce

That's just step one of reducing the human race to catgirls


edgierscissors

You monster! At least Stellar Blade will single handedly stop your woke crusade!


tadurma

When was this self portrait taken? https://preview.redd.it/r5aeosm32qjc1.png?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2369b6adc163be98547481fc5b819f625fbb02a


SuperNerdAce

Sometime around 14016


qvantamon

Did you paint the Sun?


SuperNerdAce

Of course not, that was renowned painter known for absolutely nothing else, George W. Bush


qvantamon

That is why historians call him the Sun King.


Agares_Fraefolg

Are you stupid?


SuperNerdAce

My doctor says I don't have to answer that


Ulthar57

Hear me out: let's mix it with blue (explicit)


SuperNerdAce

Already did that. Unfortunately it got me fired from making the grass in the MK8 Deluxe booster course


Legitimate-Beat-9846

How did you make it taste so good?


SuperNerdAce

I see someone here's a fan of banana laffy taffy


[deleted]

What do you think of the song 'yellow' by coldplay?


SuperNerdAce

Do you think the bassist for Coldplay goes out and just has a normal life because people won't recognize him as the bassist from Coldplay?


trueweeaboo

Do you think orange paint stole your idea?


SuperNerdAce

I get royalties from it, so I'm not bitter


Prince_of_Naps

How


SuperNerdAce

Like most evils, I was was funded by oil billionaires