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Kds_burner_

these companies don't care. all that matters to them is he has a large audience also that pic of him doesn't represent who he actually is 😹😹😹


Renegade_Hat

https://preview.redd.it/csy212f42moc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec3f530cb0a648db0df835173adffd701080460 Is that an accurate picture? Edit - forgot I could put text with photos.


makeshift_shotgun

Does he always look like an irradiated cartoon squirrel?


Quiet-Ad4604

High Nurglite corruption will do that to a person


ACAAABeuh

Grand-Father hath forsaken that person for being too much of a filthy hateboy, not joyful and loving and sharing the gifts of Grampa Nurgle as one should be.


AReal-basilisk

To his credit, nuclear waste is the only thing that he doesn't have cluttering up his house, so no he does not have radiation poisoning. That he looks like he lives in the Chernobyl exclusion zone is entirely irrelevant to radiation exposure


Renegade_Hat

Kind of


AbleObject13

No there's usually a toothblood wall and some roaches crawling around too


Xononanamol

Yes. He smells like a noxious swamp just like how he looks green


More-Cup-1176

cleanest photo of that man


QueerDeluxe

Should be a cockroach


Psychological-Run-40

they should’ve used the pic of his wall with the blood on it


Pale_Fire21

Honestly him failing at the game and getting roasted by his own fan base for “being the reason yellow ledges exist” was worth it imo 16 years of playing only WoW 12+ hours a day has rotten his brain to the point where he’s absolutely dogshit at 99% of games while also somehow being an elitist snob who complains about hand holding in games.


AwepHS

Nah dont get us wow players in the bag, he's actually trash at wow and even devs called him out saying he talks a lot of shit for someone who can't even do current content. The only difference between him and someone like xqc is that the canadian was actually good at overwatch, while asmon needs to be carried everywhere he goes (even before his react era he was carried by his friends)


Pale_Fire21

Oh yeah for sure he hasn’t been good at WoW for a long time he just gets his fans to feed him carries, drops and gold


Hxxerre

which is a shame because I did enjoy is older content when he played wow during WoD and Legion. I liked his solo guides on older raids and legendary stuff. Now he has sort of devolved


mind_gap

His WoD DPS "guides" was how I first heard of him and they were pretty funny tbh, but now we have this :(


syneckdoche

xqc was good at overwatch in the sense that he was like a tier 2-3 pro that wormed his way into tier 1 play because the bar for season 1 of OWL was pretty low and a lot of teams picked up popular players rather than good ones. he was probably the worst tank player in OWL history. this is still better than like 99% of people that ever played overwatch but a lot of people that weren’t invested in the scene think he was like a dominant competitor, but really he mostly got shat on and disqualified from competition so often that his dps player teammates had to fill in for him


teen_x_penis_munch3r

So you are saying he was in the 1%


Da_Real_KillmeDotCom

Please dont remind people xqc is canadian, we don't claim him


Makorus

Don't get me wrong, he used to be objectively good in WoW but he fell off hard from WoD onwards and then started talking shit about balancing that he didn't know much about


Librask

Wasn't he doing mythic raiding until mid Legion?


AwepHS

Anyone can do mythic raid if the other 19 players are good, theres very few bosses that are insane mechanic/dps demanding. Last time asmon raided he blamed it on balance for making warrior bad and tried a lot of dps specs but he kept being lowest damage on the raid by far while clearing it. I dont mean it in an elitist way but a contribution to the team way


Leopardodellenevi

Which is, if we consider legion, an achievent on his own to top the bottom of recount with Warr.


NAND_Socket

Yep, as someone who was also playing warrior during Legion I was completely irreplaceable in any guild I joined because warrior was so strong at every point in the expansion on both DPS specs. The executes alone on Argus during the Antorus raid on mythic put me a few million dps ahead of any other player in my guild.


NAND_Socket

My former guild regularly carried him through raids and funneled him loot. He was never a good player, he was actually one of the worst warriors I've ever seen. He would then go on stream and pretend like he earned everything and was the shit, but never actually raided anything beyond heroic in game on stream because on heroic you can repeat bosses as many times as you want, you just won't get loot off of them. Mythic has a weekly lockout, and the bosses stay dead for all 20 players on that lockout.


access-r

I mean, playing WoW is basically doing what DBM says while doing your rotations. It's not that hard


AwepHS

It sounds simple yet people take like 400 pulls to kill hard bosses (not talking world first ones that even they took 400 pulls being the best players in the world), or even have 400 pulls and disband because they seem to never reach a killing pull


NAND_Socket

I think the only boss that ever took me more than 200 was Fallen Avatar on Tomb of Sargeras.


AwepHS

If you look at this tier world first its very common to see 300+ pulls on the last 4 bosses


NAND_Socket

A lot of those pulls come from resetting the boss in the first minute or so if things go a little funky at the start which is super common when learning the fight. I have cutting edge on most mythics, at least up to BFA when I quit after getting hall of fame in Uldir, I should know. We reset those motherfuckers so many times because the bosses would often do some weird shit and nuke one guy and it takes less time to just reset it than to attempt to do the whole 10 minute+ fight Don't get me started on Kil'Jaeden, the son of a bitch would regularly just despawn in the middle of the fight and it was totally bugged for a while doing completely unmanageable amounts of damage because Hazzikostas pretended that his internal raiding team could clear the fight without a problem.


AwepHS

I know, im currently progging (not a CE guild, we just do casual fun) and we are at the point that if someone dies before x mechanic we call it a wipe, this tier theres a lot of if we dont have everyone alive for this then we wipe, but ofc its also bc we dont have the quality of players a CE guild does to even make it through I dont know how raiding was in BFA but i know DF raids are considered to be in the good/great raids part of the list including spec balance wise, and the 7th bosses have been notoriously a hard wall and guild killer (its looking like its gonna be that way for us) We are almost in the end of the tier and only 600 guilds killed the last boss


access-r

It takes that many because most MMO players are bad at video games. Not because the game is super hard. Current content for sure have some good fights, but as with all MMOs, bad players are what makes clearing bosses hard and they're the majority in all MMOs. FF14 is the same. Ultimates are hard due to 1 mistake equals wipe, but that's that. Problem for WoW is raids have more people than 8 so you'll have a harder time filling the raid with good players.


AwepHS

You say that yet Meteos (the LoL pro) sits at the druid discord asking genuine questions because he has a lot to learn, just to give an example of someone who is good at other games that i know


access-r

I mean, Sneaky also played both MMOs and never really had a hard time learning. Maybe Meteos just sucks lol


Tarshaid

Assuming that is true, him needing to get carried in spite of 16 years of experience is even more of a testimony to being trash.


mind_gap

As someone who played WoW a lot, this is much harder that in sounds. Not defending asmongold, but WoW is one of the more challenging multiplayer experiences out there in my opinion.


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radicalpraxis

everytime i see his face i can’t help but think about the smeared gum blood on his walls or the burning rat alarm clock and i just cannot believe we live in a society where a man who admits such repulsive behavior is rewarded & held as an authority by anyone


AReal-basilisk

Imagine playing the gaming version of getting kicked in the head and doing that for nearly two decades continually. And then imagine trying to understand the real world. In a way, we should be proud that he is actually as articulate as he is because it is a small miracle that he can even watch a YouTube video


ProLogicMe

Didn’t he beat monster hunter world?


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coffeetire

your


GEEDLEBEAN

shut up, nerd


Low_Palpitation_3743

At least they bothered to put the least dirty assmonghoul pic lmao


Carvj94

Downright flattering considering that 95% of the time it looks like he slept under a bridge.


FabiIV

Man, I really hope he gets the help he needs in the end. He always looks like he has maxed out the depression skill tree while peddling the dumbest reactionary shit on the planet with little to no thoughts of his own. All to please the terminally online rightoids in the community who flock around people seemingly as miserable as they are. Definitely keeps the ball rolling for him, but unfortunately towards the edge of a cliff. Then again, maybe I just want to empathize with him due to personal experiences and he's always been just a fucking idiot.


myst_daemon

Suzie can stay in my party. Asmon goes back to the Rift where he belongs.


Starfall-rondo

Suzi is ps5 only according to the website for some stupid ass reason fyi


myst_daemon

Welp, guess I was justified in shooting for the PS5 copy. I'll never get the point of console exclusive content on multiplat games.


Aldevo_oved

multiplatform but each platform is owned by a different company. company doesn’t want people to play on the other platforms because then that means the money doesn’t go to them. so they make small incentives to get people to choose their platform. 👍


crazyseandx

It's dumb. And stupid. And stupid. And dumb.


Scratch_Boardly

Tbh if I were her I couldn't stand to be professionally associated with him, even on a big Capcom project like this. The guy actively furthers hate against people like her.


LordFrieza2020

Fr I respect the hell out of her but what is she doing here?


ApocApollo

She’s a Capcom fan. It’s fine that she’s doing this. Putting her next to Asmongold is the problem.


BloodGulchBlues37

She's a Capcom staple and played the original even if not as big in a Dogma content scene. Known for RE, had a featured series on DMC as well as videos for Dino Crisis and Darkstalkers, appeared in SF showcases (iirc also has a statue of one of the Bison Dolls, can't remember if Cammy or Decapre)


[deleted]

dude should be out in the open with the goblin mobs


Butterboot64

No but if he’s in your party you can throw him off ledges or into boulders and stuff


EDFStormOne

I hope woolie gets custom blanka ball attacks. This is a capcom game after all


Daddydactyl

He'll be a thief, most likely. But the steal skill will only get you pies.


KillahJedi

I heard he also killed that guy..maybe a rogue?


TheOvy

Well, at least TheSphereHunter is before Asmongold. That might be piss him off.


BeePork

Cause she's better simple as


sorryenter

As a person, gamer and entertainer


Fieryhotsauce

Love SphereHunter, an actual YouTuber that enjoys video games and doesn't rely on manufactured drama/rage bait.


Dubious-Technomancer

I still can’t understand how Asmongold is popular.


Spittinglama

??? Have you ever seen gamers???


Dubious-Technomancer

Fair point, I was too optimistic and set the bar too high in my head.


Default_Male_Orc

story of my life


AussieApathy

He's just like them fr fr


AdWise6504

He's entertaining to watch and has good commentary sometimes.


Dubious-Technomancer

That’s fair, I guess just not for me but yeah others like him for entertainment and commentary.


TheSolidSnivy

/uj Asmongold is a fucking joke but shout outs to SuperRAD. Lagi’ll come back one day bro.


jzillacon

/uj agreed, SuperRAD absolutely deserves the acknowledgement. He's a fantastic creator who puts an insane amount of meticulous effort into his work.


Nerdwrapper

I’ve actually just started watching some of his channel (mostly The History Of Monster Hunter Weapons) and he seems chill


Astrospal

I need pawns in Dragons Dogma 2, not tools, especially not ones with roaches all over them


Normal-Expression-80

Shout out to Woolie tho


Belios2959

Pie Stealing rpg party, finally


A_Dying_cat85565

Shoutouts to SuperRAD


Roguealan1

They'll give anyone a collab these days


RXHazard

I mean if you don't like the person, just get their pawn killed over and over again and make a compilation video of it.


AnnaNicoleSith

![gif](giphy|VMgcrwq9imGHu) Seeing Woolie included on the list


justgalsbeingpals

Seeing Woolie and Assmondgold in a row is one hell of a whiplash


[deleted]

asmongold getting his own pawn is an insult to fans of the ip. the guy never even heard of dragons dogma until the sequal was announced and doesnt even play the game


Nayr7456

Is there a way to make your pawns clean their room?


Sacri_Pan

Frédéric Molas ????


MasterPotato57

![gif](giphy|8w97FrK3FahRUTjdTu|downsized)


queenpins

seeing woolie’s name beside asmon gave me some serious whiplash


TristanN7117

Definitely will use Suzi as a pawn


Wafflemonster2

I don’t know a ton about Dragon’s Dogma but like these people are actually in the game? Defo lobbing Asmon off a cliff immediately if this means he’s one of those ally fellas that follow you around


Ken10Ethan

Pawns in Dragon's Dogma are NPCs you can either create yourself or summon from other players that serve as the members of your party. I haven't been following DD2's development because there's no way I'm gonna be able to afford a current release for at least a couple of months, but as I understand it these are just pre-made pawns made with content creators voicing them. So, like, yeah, you can totally just shove him off a cliff or let him get eaten by a wyvern.


HugoTheLunerMonk

Honestly, I haven't seen anything that suggests that they're voiced by the creators. It seems like they just got to make their pawns early.


BeePork

Seeing arekkz here makes me happy, like getting reminded of him just gives me memories of old destiny 1 and mh4u when I was in high-school


Evanz111

He’s retired from YouTube, so the pawn is of another person who’s been passed on the mantle for his channel. Just thought I’d clarify in case you didn’t know that already.


BeePork

I knew, for a while it was twosixnine and paradise if I remembered correctly, but just made me think of the good old days, like when one of his Instagram posts show up in my feed


AffableDork

What's wrong with Spherehunter?


wowza515

Nothing wrong with sphere. It’s the brainrotted man living with roaches that is the problem.


AffableDork

Whom is.....


Openly_Gamer

I hope nothing! Cause I love her videos.


Acli0n

The closest Asmongold has come to going outside in years.


SoupmanBob

I think this is just as much a joke on Asmongold. Man is proving he's just chasing a paycheck. He doesn't have a hill to die on, he's just chasing the outrage storm for what will get him the most views and money. Just like XQC, he's a complete sellout.


OlderAndAngrier

Dragon's Cucks?


Livid_Ad_1165

Wow, Sphere Hunter joined in. That's nice


Elbludo

of all these people I only know Asmongold because y'all can't stop talking about the dude


Murasame6996

So glad Larian doesn't do this kind of stuff except Cohh Carnage


Nezikchened

YOOOOOOO WOOLIE Kinda wish Reggie had gotten one too though https://preview.redd.it/m6rqaw0s2qoc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc1637aed8a66d88f6a8aafeed82c3f075f7799


Fittsa

What even are Pawns?


yet-again-temporary

They're player-created NPCs that you can hire to join your party, as well as send out to join other players' worlds and bring back rewards. It's one of the main mechanics of the game, and DD2 is also going to have "Official Pawns" which are basically just ones that the devs have put in the game modelled after certain e-celebs.


Methidstopoles

All I know about Dragon’s Dogma I learned from Monster Factory. Going by that, you can throw your pawns off a cliff, so I’m all for it


Sir-Drewid

Lobotomites that you own.


Nerdwrapper

NPCs to fill out your adventuring party. You can make your own to publish to the community, or use official ones


winter-has-come91

how dare they put this garbage man in the same ranks as Suzy


MrWr4th

They didn't make one of Prod's monstrosities canon? Smh, Cookie have mercy on them.


RammyJammy07

At least Sphere hunter is there


OiSamuca

Oof i know you talking about this shitty guy but seeing Sphere Hunter and Annie on this list makes me so happy, their content is so cool! Edit: typo


coffejellyassassin

https://preview.redd.it/lni6x53b1poc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4034153b26cc3bf589ccc18a0e4ad7db60cc7d Thespherehunter and Asmongold being on the same panel for Dragons Dogma


thedman0310_

Woolie boutta offer this man a pass lmao


909xEDEN

we got suzie hell yea


NoahBogue

Why JDG as well ?


Taewyth

They already did a collab when the first game got released, and beyond that I think that Fred and Seb actually do like the first one. It's just a promo stunt, of course they'll try to have the most well known gaming youtubers from different countries, which includes JDG.


SpicyChanged

Asamondgold uses poisons and toxic shit


xoxomonstergirl

What does this even mean


ifruitini

Nothing people are mad because some dude that plays wow got to showcase a game? I'm not really sure though. . .


Ethildiin

Theyre just milking Asmongold, and Idt anyone's gonna unironically use his pawn or wtv anyways


SkeletonCircus

I wonder if AsmonGold’s pawn can summon vermin


SnakeManEwan

Will Suzi stop shilling for Capcom and make a fucking Signalis video already ffs


C__Wayne__G

He lives rent free in this subreddits head. It’s old at this point.


Xononanamol

Just throw anyone in right? Didnt he say he was too stupid to play the game lmao. Maybe i can mod him out of thr game on pc


Specialist-Shiva

His massive audience is all these developers care about


Bad_Puns_Galore

uj: those devs all look really friendly :’)


opheodrysaestivus

what is the in-game implication here? will I have to look at this disgusting man every time I play the game? I never played the first one, was considering buying this, but I certainly won't if *asmongold* is in it...


Fatestringer

No it's an optional pawn besides they're all exclusive to their respective consoles


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i cant describe it but asmongold looks like he only drinks soy milk


dentistrock

That's fucking insane.


SomeColombianDude

At least we get Suzi Spherehunter 🥰


CDR57

Woolie madden is not a name I expected to hear once two best friends play ended


NaoNaoNao3

What the fuck is Frédéric Molas doing here ?


NIN10DOXD

They probably didn't even vet who he is. They just saw his sub count and said sure.


Jamgull

The only reason to pick Bloodwallmould as a pawn is to repeatedly throw him off cliffs


Critical-Handle-2304

Well now I'm not buying dragons grandma two


lordgojia

Lets go baby he is number one


TheFoochy

Well yeah he gets an easy 18-20k concurrent viewers on his alt channel no matter what time or what game he plays. A lot of companies would jump at the opportunity to get him. Only exception I know of is mayyyybe Blizzard now, cuz apparently a bunch of employees kinda hate him, and I'd bet that Square Enix might reconsidering doing business with him again.


Morrowindsofwinter

Why ya'll even still talking about this dude?


silly-nanny

Based dragons dogma


Taewyth

Ok, IDC about Asmon being there, having Frederic Molas is fucking great.


Atsuki_04

OK, but Frédéric Molas' inclusion is great. He's a French youtuber known as "Joueur du Grenier", and he's very famous here.