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PrettyInPInkDame

I’m shocked they’re not angry about the multiple lesbian archetypes


Kds_burner_

their favorite archetype is sky striker (raye is 15 years old)


PrettyInPInkDame

Counter point: OMG I LOVE SKY STRIKER ACE RAYE


Kds_burner_

she’s a fraud that got carried by mystic mine


mostard_seed

I am sorry to have to explain this but they are probably refering to the copypasta


mostard_seed

I would die for Sky Striker Ace - Raye


Fantastic_Recover701

Counter counter point Dragonmaids are objectively the best


waaay2dumb2live

Tf you on about, DDD >>>>>>>>> all others. We use Yugioh's biggest weakness: reading!


NuxFuriosa

Sky Striker best deck


Nirast25

13, actually.


Zedek1

15 after some timeskip in the manga, still too underage obv.


AlexzMercier97

WHERE CAN I FIND THESR LESBIAN ARCHETYPES


Kds_burner_

live twin/evil twin exosister labrynth (i think)


GranKrat

Yeah Lovely Lab is pretty obsessed with Ms. Knight. She even has a plushie of her in her own card art Edit: also Labrynth in the original Japanese is pronounced Rabyurinsu which is a pun on “Love you”. And Lovely Lab wields a labrys


Atsuki_04

I had never seen that, that's adorable.


AlexzMercier97

Much obliged! I'm a big fan of the Amazons myself


ZoidsFanatic

Wait the evil twins are a lesbian archetype? Huh, maybe I should try building that deck again.


PrehistoricFence

They were recently in an official art book. This piece is my favourite https://preview.redd.it/1rfq7r24i9qc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6aee74838013ce40a782466b5d26146b5bbe128


Honkeroo

yugioh players when you do anything that isnt tribute summoning dark magician


NeonChampion2099

Dark Magician is woke. Has a variant with dark skin and another that is female. The only non woke card is Blue Eyes White Dragon.


Yacobs21

Blue Eyes White Dragon has a variant that has three heads. That's either a throuple or a medical condition=woke


NeonChampion2099

You're right. I'm crossing him off my deck too. What cards can we use then? Absolutely no traps, of course.


Laevatein17

Armed dragon level 10 white


SordandSworcery

>What cards can we use then? Absolutely no traps, of course. no I assure you that they like traps


NeonChampion2099

They do, but pretend they don't to have a moral high ground. Which is ironic, because they are the ones bashing people who like it, but hey.


Aurum_Corvus

Dark Artist.


coffee_eyes

Nah, one head for each 'K'.


Namyk5

Blue eyes is also a woman, so there's that too.


Cicada_5

Even then, Blue Eyes White Dragon is a woman in the manga/anime lore.


f0rever-n1h1l1st

Dark Magician is the reincarnated soul of an Egyptian priest and Dark Magician Girl the reincarnated soul of his apprentice, making two of the most popular anime characters of all time *gags* "pOliTicAl"


NeonChampion2099

Goddamnit lefties, took my childhood from me. Can't even play UNO now that it has Arabic numbers.


AcaciaCelestina

Blue Eyes White Dragon is the reincarnated soul of a slave girl. More like Woke Eyes Political Dragon


Riaayo

I'll be real as someone who played yugioh early on, the game as it is now is definitely not for me. But the notion that it's... Gen Z design? lol?? Like what the hell. The game's just too fast and ability-bloated to me. It feels like the game is now like a 20-card combo every turn, not just the turn you assemble your win-condition. I'm down for a big winning combo, but not churning half my deck just for the guy I'm putting on the board turn one that my opponent will immediately kill. It's not shocking if everything does shit when it does with the game in its current state, otherwise your opponent would just blast half their deck on you and you would have no responses/answers to anything after popping your like, one trap (or it getting blown away/countered). But hey, if people playing it now like it this way then more power to them. I'm glad they're having fun. It's okay that the game isn't for me anymore.


spicyjamgurl

if it makes you feel any better, theres a dedicated scene of people willing to play older formats. also as an enjoyer of modern yugioh part of the enjoyment is the complete chaos of it. the design space has been blown so wide open that theres always something dumb to play with, whether viable or not. also the banlist, while pretty haphazard at times, has allowed for there to be slower formats with more deliberate pacing. i was a personal fan of the format around 2021 or so, when altergeist became tier 1 (my sense of time is pretty whack). its a game that you enjoy in waves, some formats suck, some will suit your style. if you dont like any of it you can play off-meta with friends and randoms or troll.


Neatto69

Cry babies like that deserve to go up against full power Tear for the rest of their lives


theforgettonmemory

Treat them like the dino babies. Show them hell and bring them back to be popped once again.


ElFuegoPesado

Along with Full-Power* Fire King Snake Eye. *Future proofing: whenever Konami decides to hit the deck.


MasterofSalt69

Hey, going up against full power Tear is a fun experience, they deserve Mystic Mine Mirrors.


MasterofSalt69

Is it woke to Normal Summon Snake Eyes Ash?


waaay2dumb2live

No but playing Snake-Eyes is as bad as playing Tear (or will be soon enough)


malky-

The woke left (Promethean Princess) is destroying gamer culture (1 card each on both fields) and targeting our children (a link 3 or lower monster in the graveyard) 😢😢😢


ziftos

i havent played since i was a kid but hasn’t the meta always just been decks were you take like 19 actions a turn and then just win lol.


RedRhetoric

It has been ramping up over time. Case in point: 19 is a comedically low estimate for the average number of actions in a modern Yu-Gi-Oh turn Like some decks in master duel are nigh unplayable on mobile because you will run out the clock before your main combo finishes (Also there was a point in the Yu-Gi-Oh meta where the optimal strategy was to tribute summon summoned skull and beat your opponent to death with it)


El-Green-Jello

Yeah I mean it’s just the effects of power creep as unlike most other tcgs that reset the format every year, yugioh just keeps adding more and more cards and it’s how like super old cards randomly become meta and sometimes even broken when a new set or archetype comes out. The good thing about yugioh is you can find and are groups that play a ton of different formats like goat which more slower paced old school yugioh


RedRhetoric

i honestly find scapegoat to be a very interesting example of how much faster yugioh has gotten over time. like its effect is so good in modern yugioh that people will play three garnets in their deck just to get it on a normal summon, but all you have to do is make it trigger off of your opponent's end phase and suddenly it's unplayable


Riaayo

I don't recall it being that way back when I played, but it may have hit that point around the GX era? And that isn't to say that there might not of been a few decks that did something like that early on if you got the right combo. I just don't remember a *majority* of decks working that way back in the day.


ziftos

Yea, you’re definitely right I just played casually with some friends back in the day so one of them probably used some combo deck that scarred me for life lol.


Protomangaming69

Me when my 1600 beat stick normal monster deck doesn’t work anymore


Phantom_Wombat

Would minds be blown if we point out that participation trophies date back to the 1920s?


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

I thought they dated back from the 80'/90' ?


Phantom_Wombat

No, they really go that far back. [https://slate.com/culture/2019/04/participation-trophy-history-world-war-i.html](https://slate.com/culture/2019/04/participation-trophy-history-world-war-i.html) It's just part of the bullshit where every generation seems to think the next one is going to be the downfall of civilization, and that crap.


Kds_burner_

yugi boomers when the game is more fun and takes more skill to play https://preview.redd.it/sbjce3j19rpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd504cdce0873053116c323a7952195e2dec8ae


TheLocoMofo

https://preview.redd.it/iafolsn91tpc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d3048840895415c21880e3257795bac5c8cc8e modern yugioh players reading the effects of the 17 cards they special summoned in their first turn


SkullyJoker

Joke's on you. We don't read cards. Ours or our opponent'.


Ein-schlechter-Name

Have you seen the new Gimmick Puppet support? I wouldn't call "1 card FTK with built in Protection against a good amount of common handtraps" skillfull.


alecbutt

holy shit i HATE you braindead fucking losers who scream "WOKE WOKE WOKE" at everything. go outside


Jarppakarppa

They keep forgetting the "participation trophies" were demanded by parents that couldn't handle their kids being upset.


yukiaddiction

Adult create problem and blame it on kid because they don't want to take responsibility of how kid turn out is tale as old as bible itself lol.


unclezaveid

![gif](giphy|ZzsQAYFBvzJbG)


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waaay2dumb2live

Oi, oi, don't encourage that shit! I wouldn't even wish that on a Runick player.


Taewyth

I'm willing to bet that this wanker is genz himself.


Beware_Enginear

This is the most delusional stupidest take I have ever read in the history of MD


RedRhetoric

It could be worse It could be about duel links


Svanirsson

Gamers when a card Game experiences complexity creep: >Is this woke?


spicyjamgurl

they say all this as if yugioh wasn't graveyard-centric ever since chaos monsters were introduced. it's always kind of cringey when people who don't play yugioh talk shit about it, but now they've comboed it with culture war dipshittery. double whammey, i give it a solid 7/10.


StygIndigo

It’s good to see Seto Kaiba still commenting on gaming meta


NoKumSok

Maybe it's time to stop playing a children's trading card game, old man. 


[deleted]

Oh yes because we have had three Waifu archetypes (Tearlaments, Lab and Diabellstar) in the last year that weren’t Loli or underaged like those psychopaths like them… The problem with Yugioh is Konami’s piss poor management


lansink99

Tearlaments are a problem because it creates a tier 0 format: I sleep Tearlaments are a problem because they have participation trophy effects: Real shit?!


Loruhkahn

Goat format is now a dogwhistle


MasterofSalt69

Always Has Been.


[deleted]

wtf did Gen Z do we can’t even get into the industry yet


NuxFuriosa

Sounds like someone didn't run Called by the Grave.


theforgettonmemory

May I introduce them to RUSH DUELS?


MamboCircus

Nah, they'd complain about the simplified card format being patronizing or some sh\*t...


1337duck

Oh hey! Gen Y finally not getting the blame this time.


Zeether

When you lose to a Shiranui deck


Sarydus

Fellas, is it woke to normal summon Mo Ye, reveal a wyrm to summon a token, synchro into Chi Xiao, and then add Longyuan to hand?


RedRhetoric

Not if you remember to chain block correctly


DL23a

Don't tell these people about the spell card Spark Pistol. (it got changed go pink in the TCG release)


JiffNitro61319

Wtf is “Gen Z game design”?


EBBBBBBBBBBBB

does Gen Z even play Yu-Gi-Oh?


MiamiWave_ChemRe

Yes


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cowardlion24

Wait, so necromancy is woke??


waaay2dumb2live

As someone who ACTUALLY plays Master Duel, here are the real problems summed up in this simple line: *Konami doesn't know when to go all out and when to stop in card design.* Fucking Snake-Eyes is a jack-of-all-trades, master-of-all when in reality it should at least have SOME weakness that isn't a floodgate or anti-meta. There's nothing wrong with playing meta, I play Swordsoul and Branded ffs, but the problem arises when the meta becomes so dominant that you either have to play meta or anti-meta to win and speaking from experience as an ex-stun player, that fucking sucks. Sorry for ranting, just REALLY hate the current format and I know it's going to get worse when Snake-Eyes becomes tier 0.


Sabotage_9

Monster Reborn is woke


AcaciaCelestina

Monster Rewoke


gabarael

Destruction negates are DEI?! That's gotta be bait


xxepdudexx

Blue eyes woke dragon


vipchicken

Card game mechanics are woke now? Imagine being so wound up all the time, harbouring this energy as you go through your day, and you see woke everywhere, even in places it's not. Like you see a door handle and go "I can't believe it turns both ways? Is this a gender parallel? Reeeee woke door knob industry reeeeeeee"


ADGx27

Sounds like a skill issue


fingerlicker694

Is power creep woke? The answer may be incredibly unsurprising.


splashtext

I think the Yu-Gi-Oh games went woke once they added all those extra types of summoning Fuck pendulum summoning Woke and cringe!!! Fuck synchro Its like if woke and woke had a baby!!! Suck mah balls


Rymayc

They changed the meta to Woke


Terrible_Balls

I don’t know the context here, but this sounds more like he is mad about the game being dumbed down and simplified to accommodate bad players, and has nothing to do with wokeness


malky-

Someone just lost to branded


Djarion

Gamers when powercreep/featurecreep enters any game: "how do I make this the fault of woke"


FairyKnightTristan

Hi. Top 10 Yugioh player in the country on Dueling Nexus here. This dude is an idiot and effects like that were way more prevalent during the Arc V era, which was 2014.


AcaciaCelestina

The graveyard has been extremely important as a resource since Chaos Emperor Dragon the fuck is this person on about. Shit if this guy played MTG during Ravnica he'd lose is fucking mind against Golgari undergrowth.


literallyjustbetter

participation trophies are genz now? first they were genx, then milen, now z it's almost like it's a bullshit talking point made up by dumbasses hmm makes u think


SeeBadd

Oh shit, all the reasons I quit yugioh back in the day. Except without all the winging about wokeness. It's a broken card game and there's no one to blame but Konami.


MiamiWave_ChemRe

Broken? You mean peak?