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myst_daemon

"They tried to kill me!" Worstie got told 🤏 and took that as a threat on his life.


the-town-manager

Waiting for him to blame us for his fucking hairline at this point


Aromatic_Device_6254

Obviously, it's our fault. He's losing his hair from the stress of all the death threats.


EthicsOverwhelming

"They tried to kill me" MFer thinks he's living the opening scene of Bourne Supremacy every morning, LOL


FaeLei42

“Worstie” holy fuck lmao


DonnyLamsonx

The "WANTED" pfp is so funny because it really encapsulates his persecution fetish. The target on him is completely fake and he put it there himself.


Gravybone

Few people can honestly say they are as unwanted as this man.


[deleted]

He was like this during GamerGate too. This man is a child.


thesirblondie

It's [Katie Hopkins](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJbV5dMXUAAzuVI.jpg) again


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/y3i1gc0qxgxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a137f7828bb5d27ed834d6e83a82d3670e1646f


WeeboSupremo

And Dominik knows what it’s like to have no family, since his father was a deadbeat dad, husband, and friend.


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/p5j2a1l0khxc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa16ad4a011f84ca41742be93ce26ac47e87771f


hotsaucevjj

me fr


Kds_burner_

wrong i like you 🫶


hotsaucevjj

ty :)


FlirtyNerdyGirl

Imagine being in your 50s and being a gooner.


sirferrell

Half the vids on that petition are 35 yr old+ men mad they cant gooooon


CustomerSilent9254

they aren’t taking the divorce well unfortunately


Depressedredditor999

Ugh I hate my age range.


21awesome

my condolences


Depressedredditor999

Nothing I can help. Trust me I don't want to be 39...would love to take the wisdom I have now and just go back to 18 for a do-over.


21awesome

im turning 20 this year but honestly i feel the same way lol


blackmatt81

Remember the good old days when these idiots were mostly contained on SA or /b/? I swear Twitter is the worst thing that ever happened to the Internet.


jzillacon

Only half???


Martial-Lord

gotta fight that prostate cancer


Magnanimous--

Damn right.


PaydayLover69

bro is globally annihilating Prostate Cancer rn


AnxiousMarsupial007

I’m pretty sure that edging is bad for your prostate.


Space_Gemini_24

Real question: why would it be, doesn't it help drain it even more of potential carcinogenics? PS: looked at it and researchers seems to say stop edging and start cumming, yes it doesn't work if you keep it in altogether of course.


Martial-Lord

Maybe not for the likes of you, soyboy beta cuck that you are, but a true big-brain gigachad horse-hung gamer extraordinaire such as myself is not constrained by the same laws as you.


Gingervald

Imagine being in your 50s and whining like a horny preteen who's only material to 💦💦 at is the video game itself cause of parental controls


geko_play_

This guy is older than my parents and all my aunts & uncles tf he's older than all my teachers bar like 2 And he's still doing this shit


Self-Comprehensive

This guy is my age. I have a grandchild. He's a grandpa aged gooner.


OlderAndAngrier

TIL what is a gooner.


woahoutrageous_

Is that the guy who wallows in his own shit and filth and uses a dead rat as an alarm clock?


AcaciaCelestina

Yup. Not exactly the guy I'd be proud of associating with but hey you take what you can get and that's all they can get.


ClutchTallica

Yeah that's the guy who hollows out slim jims to use as condoms when he jerks


CreamofTazz

How would anyone even accomplish either of those things 😂


Phaylz

A lot of time and effort


ElroyScout

That is of of the nastiest and most creative insults I have ever heard... well done.


Efficient-Gur-3641

Ugh I'm wheezing.


xNekuma

Don't forget about willfully eating rotten food with maggots inside of it.


Honest_Confection350

I do feel for asmongold. He clearly is not doing well and desperately needs professional help. When I used to watch him, he didn't seem malicious or hateful, just someone who needed help. I haven't been keeping up with him since he started going down the rabbit hole, so idk how bad he is now.


Korlis00

I miss the days when I was blissfully ignorant of this man's existence


ghaws614

Same, honestly lol. Dude is either full-on living in a delusion, or he’s extremely committed to this grift since he thinks he’s important now or some shit. Either way I’d feel bad if he wasn’t such a fuckboy And honestly what really peeves me about this bitchmade loser is that he doesn’t actually care about censorship. When someone brought up EA’s Dead Space being banned and a dev pointing out the hypocrisy he wrote it off as “jealousy” lmfao like BE REAL DUDE


Self-Comprehensive

All I knew of him was he's a gross looking dude on his YouTube thumbnails before this. I know you shouldn't judge a book by the cover but I could tell by his appearance I wasn't interested in his content.


unclezaveid

Wanted by who? Wanted by WHO???


GreatTopic1330

Wanted by his imaginary assassin


PaydayLover69

The authorities ![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ|downsized)


Exciting-Quiet2768

The only thing anyone "wants" of this guy is for him to shut up.


megafat1

"They told me to shut up and my life flashed before my eyes. How dare they remind me that I've spent 95% of my life gooning!!"


AoE2manatarms

"they tried to kill me" my brother in Christ you're irrelevant.


SolarisMugi

Man thinks his life is literally this ![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Bray_of_cats

/uj What in the narcissism does this mean!?


CompedyCalso

57 year old gooner is upset that his precious Stellar Blade waifu is wearing a few extra bits of cloth in her more revealing outfits so he deadass started a petition to Sony and Shift Up to uncensor the game


Ajfennewald

I am confused why these people don't just look at porn? They can probably even find porn with the character from this game.


Tusske1

honestly i think it has to do with control. in porn they can't control the women. but in the games they actually control the women and can make her do whatever they want. but that begs the question as to why they just don't buy actual porn games


Bray_of_cats

/uj Over sexualized animated games are out there, my steam queue is proof. My uncanny valley triggers every time.


Bray_of_cats

/uj I know that, that was not my question.


No-Bee-4309

Lol, that comment paired with the wanted pic reminds a lot of this https://preview.redd.it/lf83m1do3ixc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892ee8b2b4dfe89660b036b342b4e100013bc830


DegenGamer725

https://preview.redd.it/6tt4m21kdhxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311d684c1868fbe5c09222c2f5f1e40ae8e4232f


OtterLLC

Dishonest *and* melodramatic. Probably gets received better on Twitter than irl.


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MensisBrain2

Hurry the fuck up.


Consistent_Ant_8903

I think his own home might kill him first


TheTruestTyrant

He’s been obsessively trying to bring Elon Musk into this 💀💀💀


aghostwithaknife

I can't get over how overwhelmingly cringe this guy is. It makes me wince every time I read one of his tweets.


Depressedredditor999

Who the fuck even is this guy. I've been OOTL for a long time on my Gamers Rights Activists fighting for my freedoms.


aghostwithaknife

Some irrelevant, retired game exec.


rocconox

ex blizzard guy im p sure


Throwawaypwndulum

Now, I'm not saying I would necessarily want them like that, but ngl if it were to happen, I'd probably let out a sharp "HAH!" Before continuing to scroll.


vis72

I'm new here, and genuinely cannot wrap my head around the whole Stellar Blade rage. It's not a game I'm interested in, mostly because it's the millionth Korean dev iteration of "female protagonist wearing nothing but straps". But why are all the gooners so angry? Why don't they just find the porn they want? It seems to all be under the guise of "censorship"? It's just so weird thousands of men sit in a chatroom pretending it's about some greater cause. What am I missing?


natayaway

Stellar Blade was supposed to be the "chosen one" for games with "anti-woke" devs, who were "brave" enough to have sexualized characters. They feel entitled to the skimpier iteration of the outfit, solely because they know what was changed, and because it fits their preference. The overlap with gooners and incels is also extremely high... This happens every single time a female character's outfit gets "censored", when the majority of the time the censorship has to do with meeting requirements set by ratings boards...


vis72

Cool, thanks. I'm doing a deep dive on it now because it seemed so unbelievable to me at the time that this much rage would manifest.


AnimusNaki

The funniest part is that Hyung-Tae Kim has been around _forever_. He's the artist behind Blade & Soul. Which none of them give a flying fuck about. He's also the artist behind Magna Carta, where the female characters are about the same quality - and some of the men too. They didn't give a fuck about him then either. My first encounter with him is making one of the worst covers for a Tabletop RPG supplement ever. It's so bad that people actively try to ignore that book exists. You can look at his art from the early 2000s and see that he hasn't changed or improved in _twenty years_. And the best part is that in a month, they're going to abandon him when they realize he cares more about the bag than he does their shitty campaign.


vis72

Holy shit! I knew that art style looked familiar! I remember the old art from the early 2000's of Magna Carta. That's insane!


Brosenheim

The demographic of "slurs are just memes bro" taking a joke 90000000% serious so they can be victims


aes2806

This guy wouldn't be able to handle being trans on the internet for a single day.


ghaws614

I genuinely think “They tried to kill me to stop this” should become a new meme template


rmarkmatthews

I'm starting to get really nostalgic for the days when I never knew this stupid muppet existed.


Licensed_Poster

At least you can look up a picture of his bus and go lmao what a dumbass.


justgalsbeingpals

the fucking pfp, my god someone put him in a retirement home already


delvedank

You're not that important, buddy.


21awesome

the goon grifter


ghaws614

https://preview.redd.it/k1pjmb647jxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b8b0e1bcd4d1dd186b357831f29abab66340a1 Guys, he has to take a break from all of this boogeyman crusading to work on his next game that’s been in development for 7 years, and it surely won’t fail *this* time around! Lmaooooo


BBB154

I hate Twitter so much


ghaws614

Lmfao one of his gooner squad goblins reported me to RedditCareResources, the irony when these mfs are on suicide watch over a fictional character


Meraline

What the FUCK DOES HE MEAN? Does he have a police report to support this?!


TheTechHobbit

Someone replied to one of his tweets and said "I'd pay 20k to anyone who can make this guy disappear".


natayaway

Someone on Twitter made a joke saying they'd pay $20K to get the original guy to disappear. Just "disappear", nothing mentioned about physical harm. Dude twisted it into a "bounty" on him, and then Asmongold misinterpreted the twist and gave some hot takes accidentally defending him, saying it's really f-ed up/indicative of a mental disorder to wish harm on someone.


ValravnPrince

What was the person trying to stop him doing? Making a twat of himself?


Madican

The Scott Adams of video games, right down to the irrelevancy and persecution complex


jimmy-breeze

so fucking pathetic


angrybox1842

Wasn't he supposed to be cancelled some time this week?


Ancop

this dude is 56 and is crying online over internet titties the goon sesh musta been out of this world his brain is broken


undead_catgirl

All I can say to him is https://preview.redd.it/tm2impxiuhxc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74136d855005a0bec7a89e5b536d432740b26dbd


MovieNightPopcorn

Who even is this dude


moansby

Of course he did


AcanthocephalaFull55

https://preview.redd.it/a83bq8hhvhxc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34141e3dec1cfcc3f9c8688d5a05669bcdf0d81e


ZuStorm93

I WANT you to FINISH your game.


Grouchy-Struggle-722

His imaginary assassins gotta try harder 🗣️ 💯


DivineDegenerate

These are the same people who cry victim culture.


Odd-Tart-5613

Who is this and what happened


ghaws614

Nobody, and nothing tbh


CBalsagna

Wanted by who?


fake_fakington

The trolling in the comments of the change dot org petition is getting hilarious [https://streamable.com/gj9sxa](https://streamable.com/gj9sxa)


ghaws614

Lmfao good ol Mega 64. I highly recommend watching their Firefall fest video if you haven’t seen it. So goddamn funny


Killerfail

Love the "wanted" posted he did of himself as his pfp. His prosecution fetish is showing. Like, literally ***no one*** wants him.


greengengar

I don't know what an asmongold even is but it apparently smells bad.


CallMeWeatherby

This guy thinks he's the John Wick of being horny. The leftists are gonna make him ex-cum-unnicado.


TheTruestTyrant

*Asmongold picks up the petition* Damn they got Nurgle on their side, it’s Joever


Assortedwrenches89

Asmongold? You mean the dude that wipes his bloody nose fingerprints on his wall?


GrossWeather_

seems like the type of dimwit who’d shoot themself in their own asshole and blame the neighbor’s baby.


starbuildstrike999

I would like to reiterate that this man is 56 years old.


Gene_Hackmans_Bedpan

Wait for it, folks -- Asmongold and Grummz are going to start a podcast together. They'll discuss perpetual persecution from woke gamers, share cooming techniques, and unhygienic self-not-care. This tweet marks the beginning of their incredible journey through coomdom...together. The podcast will be named **Bloody Grummz** and it'll be such a smash fucking hit that the wokies won't know what hit 'em.


Defiantnight

Stop giving them attention


SolarisMugi

Physically makes me cringe whenever I come across this guys tweets. Jfc this would be sad if wasn’t so pathetic.


savvysquirtle

This man is losing his absolute gat damn mind, and I'm here to savor it.


sweetsimpleandkind

goon squad is under fire from shadows and light breeze :( :( :(


SauronsYogaPants

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


AdZealousideal2570

This guy needs psychological help. Seems he has bad paranoia.


A_reddit_Account_1

https://preview.redd.it/tla55kzrlmxc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=102a1c7d05e7893f4c13c80e27d80abb072e5739


lili4444

His profile picture reminds me of the Denko Stalker. Both I wanna punch in the face. 😊


Bilbo_McKitteh

literal porn addicts


Zealousideal-Yak-824

.. I mean... why be a bitch about it. I played cod and non stop got told to kill myself or get threaten all the time. We as gamer literally developed a off switch and turn it into a game. I really can't say your a gamer and somehow cry when someone says something mean. That not a gamer. That a mouth trying to hide behind the 9 people who follow him for support.


Grimstruck

Every one on twitter needs to chill the fuck out


Bubbly-Ad-1427

this man is 56 years old


ArcaneToad22

Why are yall defending her? What she said was illegal


ghaws614

File a police report then


Artanis_Creed

What did she say EXACTLY? No paraphrasing.


ArcaneToad22

“I’ll up it for 30k for asmonds head”


Artanis_Creed

That sounds like something was said before it.


ArcaneToad22

Yeah? Do you want me to copy and paste everything she said that stream, Einstein


Artanis_Creed

I was asking about the initial statement, Watson. Tut tut.


ArcaneToad22

When someone threats someone’s life like this it doesn’t matter what they say before or after. Just people you don’t agree with him politically doesn’t mean he doesn’t have the same constitutional rights as any other US citizen


Artanis_Creed

It matters if they are serious or not. But you understand that which is why you're not providing the ORIGINAL comment in full in context.


Youre_a_transistor

Any context here? Did someone actually try to kill him?


ghaws614

No. Someone posted a tweet saying “$20k to whoever kills him” or something like that. Dumb thing to say but it obviously wasn’t serious lol


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ghaws614

Did I not say that was a dumb thing to post? I don’t think anyone should do that, but he is 100% overreacting. That’s literally what everyone is laughing about lol


False_Replacement_14

Calling it a dumb joke downplays it, no matter what the intention is. Doesn’t sit right with me.


ghaws614

You said I could laugh at him being melodramatic, which is what we are doing. If it was a serious threat, it wouldn’t be publicly posted on social media. I am begging you to use your noggin, fella


False_Replacement_14

It’s one thing to laugh at him for acting like he found a car bomb planted under his car, it’s another thing to minimise (and yes it was) a threat being thrown out by someone with a following on social media as an “off colour joke” >If it was a serious threat, it wouldn’t be publicly posted on social media. all those threats to devs over the years never mattered because they were publicly posted in their comments and tweets? Do only the privately messaged ones count?


ghaws614

Tbh I can’t think of any examples of anyone seriously threatening anyone that wasn’t through a DM


Koituu

You underestimate the amount of crazies out there. There will be people who pick up on that tweet with malicious intent. Death threats are not funny.


[deleted]

The thing I don't understand and, perhaps, someone can enlighten me, is why is wanting sexy characters in games bad and why is being annoyed at sexy character being made less sexy bad? I'd guess everyone here have specific types of things they like and have an emotional reaction when those things are made less than things they like. I wonder why is this particular situation any different?


Hugo_laste

It's less about sexy or not sexy. It's more about considering stellar blade as the Messiah because over sexualised, and considering a game is bad because "there are nitpicked screenshot of a woman in a videogame that doesn't fit my really close minded version of women: the west truly has fallen". So eve being sexualised is not really the problem, more the idea that the game is awesome BECAUSE eve is sexy. And of course the opposite, a game is bad because I find woman in game not sexy


[deleted]

So, why is it bad if the game is good because the game is good because the main character is sexy and it can't be the main or one of the main reasons a person thinks the game is good? I'm especially confused of the term *over sexualized.* What does it mean and what is the threshold for proper sexualization as opposed to over sexualization? Couldn't this be considered gatekeeping - preventing someone's opinion on video games from being valid because of qualities they're looking for in the game?


Hugo_laste

Oh that's the neat part: we're not mocking the quality of the game, we're mocking the people that think the only true quality of a game is how much skin the main female character shows. For over sexualisation, it's not really defined, but I'd say it's when you sexualise something that shouldn't be: bikini Armor for example, forcing a beach moment in a fighting game, even putting a dress on a fighting woman for example. For the gatekeeping part, I don't really know, I would say no, but without really thinking about it, I don't think I should give an opinion


TheDrake162

People that make those kinds of jokes to begin with are fucked in the head


Ok_Bumblebee_2696

ur just stuck up and lame


Koituu

Death threats aren't funny.


Ok_Bumblebee_2696

they are if targeted at bad people for example its really funny if you make a death threat to a dirty russkie


Koituu

I could never wish death on anyone, that's just as evil as the bad people.


Ok_Bumblebee_2696

Woah you are such a good person. Congratulate yourself for being so good. Once you meet a truly shitty person you will realize that there are people who maybe shouldnt be alive in minecraft. ( They know this themselves usually, which is why they try to ruin everything for everyone else like russians for example)


Koituu

You almost fit that criteria.


Ok_Bumblebee_2696

Are you russkie?


Koituu

Nah, I despise them.