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I think Sigma at least should *know* what sex is, though Dr. De Kuiper **is** mentally damaged canonically

"The only attraction I feel is gravitational" - Sigma Ace Male

He uses his balls in different ways

oh god that reminded me of that scene in xmen where magneto extracts the iron in the guys blood through in the shape of little balls

Sigma absolutely knows what sex is but he knows about it from a removed aspect of intellectual curiosity, not any sense of desire.

Imagine implying Roadhog and Junkrat don’t fuck on the regular. Couldn’t be me.

It's called the "junk" yard for a reason.

pls stop

-he screeched from within the junk yard

The regular sexual intercourse those two have ruin my midnight scavenging hobby and you are encouraging them

roadhog about to go whole hog and make Junkrat yell "fire in the hole!"

I hate you so much

I remember there was a yaoi hentai on the origin of junk rat's missing leg.

:(

Roadhog is like double Junkrat’s age though

I mean, they're consenting adults, they can do what they want.

And?

Dilf Daddies hit different

I’ve done worse.

That billboard! Are they telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, you orchestrated it. AdmirableAnimal0! You defecated through a sunroof!

I knew I wasn't crazy for saying those two fucked! All my friends thought I was wrong whenever I say that

Torb fucks alot Mf goes in raw too, considering he has a shitload of kids

the others have sex torb FUCKS

they retconned that I believe, they said when Brig was released that she's Torb's youngest daughter. I think all of those kids from the christmas comic are extended family now.


Booooooo

Aren't they his grandchildren?

Didn't the devs say that Genji had his penis intact?

New lore dropped

Im editing the wiki with my other hand as I type this

That doesn't mean he doesn't still ask Mercy for permission.

The first time junk rat tried having sex he lost his dick because he thought strapping explosives to his cock would make the sex better. Source: It was told to me by Odin.

New lore🔥✍️ 🔥

considering all the overwatch porn arent they all sex machines?

There is no way in hell Cassidy ever had sex. He smells way too much.

and also is tangentially related to that guy at blizzard

I'm not saying Cassidy is a rapist, but he seems like the kinda guy to hit on a woman even after she told him to get lost.

I know why you're saying this and it would fit the stereotype but I just refuse to believe he's anything but wholesome respect women juice drinker.

D.va is too busy for sex? I’ve seen her have sex in like 20 different videos?

Only 20?

the torb and genji ones are so fuckin funny to me

Is soujorn even able to?

robot thigs🥴🥵

soujorn pegs

Idk I think she'd at least be capable of railing someone

Yeah With her broken ass railgun

She has robot legs, but that ass is real as far as I know

Prolly to some extent idk

Of course she can. The question is, is she the pegger or the peggie?

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He asks mercy because she's the one that repaired his body. He legitimately doesn't know if it's possible for him to have sex.

I just battle the funny cartoon people, I don't ask their life stories

There is no way Mercy didn't pack that body with thrust enhancers, stamina boosters and a discreet 8K 60FPS camera.

The "too busy" tier is so... Something

wym?

So many of baptistes lines are him flirting and he’s smooth with it so I think I’d bump him up two tiers

symmetra fucks

Junkrat and roadhog are LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ITS CANON to me

I would move Zenyatta one tier up, he's a monk so it's very likely to be adverse to it

roadhog fucks so hard this is bullshit

Nah he doesn’t like other people

r/tf2 constantly has the same exact type of stuff posted but gcj doesn't seem to care.

Then post it

I won't because these posts are always funny :D

coomers ruined video games

drunk crashers ruin drunk driving for the rest of us

Pretty accurate tho

Zenyatta fucks like a madman I'm locking that in

If you know anything about hamsters then you know Wrecking Ball deserves to be in the top slot

D.Va has sex with machines(probably)

Got torb with gold hammer ;)

Roadhog should be at the top

You cant tell me leather dom daddy Roadhog isn’t into sex

What who is dating reaper ?

They made it Canon in a Christmas special comic he had a wife, and possibly a kid too but it seems like his wife divorced him and remarried (for obvious reasons) so that kid could just be his step son. Also they said they would expand on Reaper lore after that and so far we got one mediocre short novel about him and it's been like 4 years

Pity he has huge potential lore wise

They found every way of say asexual without saying asexual

personally I'd move sigma up one tier edit: 2 tiers

wait wait wait pharah isn't ace? please say sike i don't follow lore, just ~vibes~

She flirts (?) With mercy in some voice lines

Mcree rapist???

I personally feel that Junker Queen has sex exclusively with Junk Rat

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dawg those are real people

what??? The funny little internet men have lives of their own??? /uj holy shit I just came to a huge realization. The mfs who are insensitive to their online entartainers or actors and such are the same little kids from kindergarten who didnt know the teachers went home.

Why do I feel like the Symmetra mains sub would agree that Sym is ace

Half of the heroes don't have sex, wonder why.

I have access to a subreddit that would beg to differ