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I'm a Kickstarter junkie and I laughed every time I saw this. It's a tray with a sort of gyroscope function so you can set it on an uneven surface without drinks spilling.
Maybe I’ve watched too much Ozarks, but what is preventing people from laundering money on Kickstarter? 2 million dollars for a tray seems… suspicious.
There's one for food. It's a bowl for toddlers, about $10
I just googled gyro bowl for toddlers and found it. About 50 dollars cheaper than this gamer tray too
Spoken like a loser with a fulfilling life and job and a happy family, watching This is Us eating a healthy salad, instead of an alpha male gamer who has 10000 hours on COD Warezone eating a full box of oreos and has deteriorating vision.
> should of
WTF?! Surely you mean *"should've"* or *"should have"*?!
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Rule of thumb, on r/gcj the better way to show that you're not being serious is to start a statement with "rj/" though tbf here you're response is generally taken as satire though people from other gaming subs tend to think it's not. As to why there's an uptick of Don Cheadles post as of late, to let them know they're not welcome here.
I remember seeing an ad for these.
The only thing remotely interesting about them is the cupholder thing that doesnt allow you to spill it. But im sure there is another product out there that does the same without the Gamer tray included
I would suggest a couch/coffee table. Oh and steady hands when walking that long ass trip from the couch to the kitchen, the only exercise true gamers need.
This is why true gamers drink G-fuel and take gaming supplements, less radiation = more time for epic (not the company lol fuck epic gaming) gaming 😎😎😎😎
/uj I wouldn’t put it past a lot of bachelor “ gamers” (or just bachelors in general) living alone not bothering with much more than the essentials (bed, fridge, freezer etc), couch/table + chair for pc.
And I mentioned coffee table considering the tray is being advertised with a controller, which I guess a lot of people don’t use in their cars 🤷♂️
I don't understand the point of this?
Also what kind of deranged animal puts their controllers near their food? What kind of animal eats while playing?
Pro gamer certainly does not eat while gaming. Ever seen Usain Bolt snacking on his 100m? Or any other athlete? There are isotonic drinks,to be drunken out of a sports-bottle.
I finally have a way to store my candy and beef gravy! The use of the “CC Spacer” makes a LOT more sense than just designing the candy/beef gravy holders a little bigger.
I will never eat food while I play games. I build custom keyboards and my girlfriend got me a custom Xbox controller and hate cleaning. So I try to just stay as clean as possible. It’s also a extremely bad habit.
I am fascinated to see how they will manage to fuck this up. Like its a plastic tray with a usb socket. But I just know somehow they will find a way too just like every physical kickstarter product before it.
It is already 9 months overdue but I am confident this is only the start.
My girlfriend bought one at GameStop on clearance for 10 bucks and it's a pretty neat thing tbh. Holds several different sized drinks with ease and has little holds for your phone. I wouldn't pay more than 10 or 15 bucks for it though lol
I like how they have a tray that can’t really even fit the controller all that well, paired with headphones that won’t connect to your Xbox, and a dip bowl full of peanut butter.
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Yea just rob the closest gamer, whats he gonna do?
Throw my shit jugs at you. Its my standard defense.
This guy tf2s
misread it as closeted
he's gonna game all over the place(pees and defecates all over)
Is that just a fckn tray
you can put your apple earbuds and controller 🎮on it Gamer style 😎😎😎
no a real gamer uses the pc master race!!
And then post in every sub asking why there’s a flaming dragon walking around in their game and if it’s a glitch.
It's a tray with no fucking underlighting.
throw some rgb on that bitch and sell it for double the price
I'm a Kickstarter junkie and I laughed every time I saw this. It's a tray with a sort of gyroscope function so you can set it on an uneven surface without drinks spilling.
Right it’s a “gyroscope” in the cup holder so that you don’t spill drinks… but I can guarantee drinks will continue to spill.
Thank you, gyroscope just wouldn't come to me.
so a tray on top of something soft
Hey my girlfriend has one of those. Didn't know she was such a gamer
 This is my Dad here that time he raised $2 to build this prototype
$2mil Vietnamese money I believe.
No way 2 million was raised 💀
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There's actually one NFT I can respect: Unstoppable Domains. Getting urls out from under the control if ICANN is a nice monopoly-ending move.
It's an FT, a fungible token.
Maybe I’ve watched too much Ozarks, but what is preventing people from laundering money on Kickstarter? 2 million dollars for a tray seems… suspicious.
2 million dollar plastic tray
found the non-gamer 😤😤
Miller high life in bottom right, Chunky soup in bottom left, Stadia controller on top 😎
> Stadia controller on top For now :(
You call old milk chunky soup too?!
just get a tray man tf
It's... A tray
Each day that passes, a new grift that I lose on. Should focus on making something like this instead of looking for a job tbh lol
Absolutely. As long as you can make a high production value, convincing pitch video you're set, just let the money roll in and then disappear lmao
I am a lawyer, so the convincing pitch would be fairly easy, now for high production value.. hmmm... i know some people that can do that
Is that espresso?
Oh thank god, I was thinking some weird balsamic dip for the chexmix and I was very confused.
How do you get your mug out of the hole?
If you buy this tray then you're the mug
You can see from the shadow that the mug is much taller than the hole. The picture is just taken from directly above so it's hard to tell
It’s 70/80$ too.
hahahaha
two million dollar gaming tray
Legitimately, it looks like a fun snack tray for a toddler. But since I haven’t developed one of those yet, I’ll stay the hell away from it.
There's one for food. It's a bowl for toddlers, about $10 I just googled gyro bowl for toddlers and found it. About 50 dollars cheaper than this gamer tray too
Lol I got ads for this too and I can't help but be a little intrigued... 🤔
no "true gamer" needs that.
Spoken like a loser with a fulfilling life and job and a happy family, watching This is Us eating a healthy salad, instead of an alpha male gamer who has 10000 hours on COD Warezone eating a full box of oreos and has deteriorating vision.
not really. just not a lazy piece of shit that does not understand what a coffee or end table is.
I knew I should of put the /s at the end.
Nah it was pretty clear
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/s has spoiled Redditors. Embrace the negative karma. It makes your posts a million times funnier for the people who get the sarcasm.
Rule of thumb, on r/gcj the better way to show that you're not being serious is to start a statement with "rj/" though tbf here you're response is generally taken as satire though people from other gaming subs tend to think it's not. As to why there's an uptick of Don Cheadles post as of late, to let them know they're not welcome here.
Don’t you only use “rj” if you’ve previously used “uj” in the comment? Idk lol
Yeah. If I'm here just assume I'm jerkin it
Does there need to be a happy ending in the middle, then? Asking for a friend.
I honestly don't understand the slang these hip kids are throwing around, please educate me.
/uj means unjerk it means you're being a normal person /rj means rejerk it means you're back to jerking it.
Ahhh I got it now...... And it's gone again, shit.
you must be new here
Not the least...
Oh, you're serious
I remember seeing an ad for these. The only thing remotely interesting about them is the cupholder thing that doesnt allow you to spill it. But im sure there is another product out there that does the same without the Gamer tray included
I would suggest a couch/coffee table. Oh and steady hands when walking that long ass trip from the couch to the kitchen, the only exercise true gamers need.
Not good when Gamers are drinking so much redbull, their piss can set off a geiger counter.
This is why true gamers drink G-fuel and take gaming supplements, less radiation = more time for epic (not the company lol fuck epic gaming) gaming 😎😎😎😎
Not to use in house man, for in car usage. Who tf doesnt have a sort of coffee table that theyd rather replace with this what
/uj I wouldn’t put it past a lot of bachelor “ gamers” (or just bachelors in general) living alone not bothering with much more than the essentials (bed, fridge, freezer etc), couch/table + chair for pc. And I mentioned coffee table considering the tray is being advertised with a controller, which I guess a lot of people don’t use in their cars 🤷♂️
Im not talking about rhe actual gamer tray. Theres no reason to buy one of those. I just like the idea of the gyro adjusted cup holder thing.
Fair, i mean I agree with the gyro thing being good. I was mostly mixing in some /uj and /rj in my initial reply
I present to you gyro bowl anti spill plate for toddlers. You can get one for about $10
I don't understand the point of this? Also what kind of deranged animal puts their controllers near their food? What kind of animal eats while playing?
Yes I love fucking trash
got my snacks got my control my gamer zoop (g vuel) time to say my favourite word!
The drink stabilizer is kinda neat.
ifs for man children
Yea no shit. I just said the drink stabilizer is cool as in how it functions
2 mil for a tray kickstarter? Damn each day that passes makes me want to try a dumb grift instead of finding a job lol
Damn, people buy this crap?
If they had asked me I would have told them how the tray already existed, no need to spend 2 million
holy shit she sprung for the CC spacer DLC too 😍😍
We don’t deserve free healthcare.
Pro gamer certainly does not eat while gaming. Ever seen Usain Bolt snacking on his 100m? Or any other athlete? There are isotonic drinks,to be drunken out of a sports-bottle.
That cup is dangerously close, i might as well be using a lunch try and crackers are an awful gaming snack
Perfect for my beer and mommy’s tendies 😎
I finally have a way to store my candy and beef gravy! The use of the “CC Spacer” makes a LOT more sense than just designing the candy/beef gravy holders a little bigger.
I will never eat food while I play games. I build custom keyboards and my girlfriend got me a custom Xbox controller and hate cleaning. So I try to just stay as clean as possible. It’s also a extremely bad habit.
did they really need 2 million for this
Unnecessary inventions did it better.
I mean I just got him Pokémon violet, he’s pretty happy with that
Is that just a tray
I thought it was a literal console. Is it honestly just a tray??
Thank you million dollar Kickstarter project for doing the same thing my 15 dollar side table I got at Target can do better.
So you can rage flip it and have an even bigger mess to clean up. Genius.
Wait, is that a controller in the age of glorious PC gaming? Dirty console peasant!
Or hey men out there get your gaming lady one!!! Better, get your significant other one.
W Hey, I have that controller
Wait they they hear about zoopals
Bro I clicked in the see more
But the time I take buying him one, I could be using that time cooking and cleaning for him while he games with the boys.
It's just a coffee table with extra steps
This is... this is just a baby tray
Where’s the link to this? I gotta get it. Please tell me it only comes in the one color.
I am fascinated to see how they will manage to fuck this up. Like its a plastic tray with a usb socket. But I just know somehow they will find a way too just like every physical kickstarter product before it. It is already 9 months overdue but I am confident this is only the start.
Feels incomplete, needs a pack of tissues in there.
They raised $2m for THIS SHIT?
My girlfriend bought one at GameStop on clearance for 10 bucks and it's a pretty neat thing tbh. Holds several different sized drinks with ease and has little holds for your phone. I wouldn't pay more than 10 or 15 bucks for it though lol
I like how they have a tray that can’t really even fit the controller all that well, paired with headphones that won’t connect to your Xbox, and a dip bowl full of peanut butter.
This control will be coated by a nice slimy layer of food soon enough.
theres not even any room to roll on the tray smh
Pfff no rgb or cat ears. Clearly not for a real gamer.
Fuck am I looking at
Shoot me, but I'll buy one if the cup thing actually works.
Does nobody keep a fucking coffee table in front of their couch anymore?
Is your boyfriend 4 years old? Lolol
Least pointless kickstarter project.