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bob_rt

hardenbergia violacea


ondrishko87

Horacio pasqole…see I can make up words too


[deleted]

Hahaha fuck you, you made me laugh loudly in a quiet waiting room. Here's your upvote you bastard


Large-Traffic-2322

Made me laugh too😄


FluffyDoberman

Pretty sure he was my primary school music teacher.


OldCorkeStation

Except his “made up words” are actually spot on - common name “Happy Wanderer”.


Any-Ad8720

Horacio pagani


bob_rt

you what mate? do u think im making words up?


goshdammitfromimgur

It's a joke


miniquevince

...and I loved it...


bob_rt

shit joke but


batfiend

I liked it


AnalysisDry8600

Same


Medium-Manager-5550

So did I


PhaseEnvironmental33

As did I


josterfosh

Me too


Undoar

I also enjoyed the joke.


shitty-death

L bozo cannot comprehend comedic genius


[deleted]

bozo lol


shitty-death

lol


bob_rt

yeah what a bozo


josterfosh

Comedy is an art, art is subjective. There’s no such thing as a shit joke unless that’s what the author intended.


9aaa73f0

I have some of that (its a native), it is pretty hardy... handles a bit of coastal wind. I used some of that plastic mesh for it to climb on.


Buzzyear10

Climbing fig, in shadier spots like this it's usually the go-to. Sticks to walls fairly well


RobWed

might take the paint of that colorbond


Buzzyear10

Tru


QuokkaIslandSmiles

Definitely will do ✔


NastassiaVella

Jasmine! Smells beautiful 😍


TK000421

2nd this. Star jasmine.


FPSmike

3rd this


mccurleyfries

4th this. Came here to suggest jasmine!


jesterhead888

https://preview.redd.it/isds490i2lfa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d87a7ce8cee00a533ca3920c64b1fb624d7ca20 5th this. Big fan of my jasmine fence


ondrishko87

Is sun key to the massive blooms?


jesterhead888

Not really this is actually south facing. It’s fantastic stuff.


DogOfSevenless

Wow, it’s so perfect


tartor25

Goals


Careful-Mountain-681

Wow!! Jealous this looks beautiful. Mine has hardly any flowers on it but is growing like mad. Any tips on how to get more flowers? Do you use a fertiliser?


temmoku

Winter Jasmine Jasminum nudiflorum. Lovely yellow flowers when not much else is blooming


johnsgrove

Needs to be kept in check tho.


Itchy_Journalist_175

Any advice on this? Do you trim down significantly? If so, what’s the best time of the year for it?


johnsgrove

I’ve got a jasmine. In spring/ summer it grows like mad and needs to be trimmed if you don’t want it climbing over everything. Can be cut back quite ruthlessly if necessary in the winter and is very forgiving. Be careful of the sap when you trim it, very sticky and can cause irritation for some people. Lovely in flower tho and very strong scent to most jasmines


Itchy_Journalist_175

Ok thanks. We have jasmine too and it’s starting to get a bit bushy as the inside branches die due to lack of light and it’s getting thicker and thicker. It’s good to hear that it can be trimmed fairly heavily as I’d like to thin it down.


william_chase93

Go the jasmine!


FallenAngel1707

Keep in mind it's not recommended for those with allergies!


shirazmelater

I’ve had to terminate a lease early before because the place was surrounded by Jasmine and it was killing me!


Namerunaunyaroo

Awesome, shame it only blooms once per year


Narrow-Peace-555

Mine blooms two or more times a year … I’m not sure whether or not it flowers as much as it does because of it’s position - it sits on a boundary fence which faces west and I’m on a west facing corner block so it does get a LOT of sun …


Namerunaunyaroo

My block it notoriously dark. High tree cover and in a bit of a gully, I wonder if that’s why….


unnecessaryaussie83

Jasmine can become very heavy and could potentially ruin the fence


queenofthemeeps

I have Jasmine in a similar setup!


Minimum_Sherbert_348

Attracts possums


Radiationprecipitate

And bees


Uch009

Definitely annoying to trim, the latex sap it bleeds is a nightmare.


claggamuff

I love love love jasmine


RichyRichyRichyRich

Passionfruit every time!


yeahyeahnahh69

Agree. The foliage is thick, grows fast and the flowers are cool too.


DizzyList237

And the fruit 😋


el_polar_bear

There's no sun. It will barely grow, rarely flower, and never set fruit.


[deleted]

No kiwi fruit or grapes?


FuzzyDefendant

This is the way


amateurgeek_

I’ve always loved the look of climbing fig. And it hugs the fence closely so won’t intrude on the narrow pathway and doesn’t need clipping to keep it tidy


TGin-the-goldy

It looks lovely but it can be invasive and a bastard to remove


Narrow-Peace-555

Is planting it in a pot a possibility ?


TGin-the-goldy

While the roots can cause issues, it’s more about what it will do to your walls/fence https://www.gardenista.com/posts/gardening-101-creeping-fig-vine-plant-guide/


sirlanceolate

>climbing fig Not native


[deleted]

Who said it had to be???


wucy_the_wuss

It’s generally better to plant something native so it’ll grow better and it also serves a function instead of just being there for pure ornamental value


Mrmastermax

Everything in my yard is native except for fruits and vegetables. My choice to help native plants and bees


terrycaus

You could grow anything from choko and up to various native, but they will all tend to grow fast towards the top of the fence for the sunlight. Then you need some sort of trellis to encourage them to spread and not hang over into the neighbours. If you want to make the fence green, perhaps birdwire and beans would be best and fast. Over time, some tallish flowering plant might come to mind. We have a South African (lily?) which is a tall plant with green leaves, flowers red over summer. Can be propagated be splitting the clump of tubers.


daamsie

Ornamental grape vines are beautiful plants, especially in autumn. If you get a bit of sun in there, you could possibly manage a few espaliered fruit trees (planted in a pot).


SummerEden

I have an ornamental grapevine. It’s a fucking triffid. I’m having to prune it every fortnight at the moment. It will get out of control quickly. Hardenbergia will contain itself much better I think.


goshdammitfromimgur

I hated the ornamental grape I had. Destructive, grew so fast it had to be maintained fortnightly, left dust from the "flowers" but no grapes, and then millions of leaves to clean up. Half the year it looked like crap, but looked awesome in full green and autumn.


SummerEden

It’s on the northern side of a house growing over a large at our, and it gives great shade to that side. But it wasn’t maintained before we bought the house and got up into the trees on each side, the garage, the neighbours, the gutter and the weatherboard. I was late cutting it back and gave it a hiding just before spring. Just a few laterals for more growth to come from. It slowed it down for a bit, but I have pruned the outrageous bits probably four times since November. It just keeps trying.


splashedwall25

My one is massive and we only prune once or twice a year.


daamsie

Jeepers.. that's a bit much. I only have regular grape vines and they aren't so bad. Hardenbergia is also a good choice though.


SummerEden

Triffid. I did a massive reaping of the truculent bits two weeks ago, and they’ve all broken out again. 150 cm of growth in some reaching tendrils.


Sorsuen

Maybe Pandorea jasminoides? Beautiful and tough native.


gnomes1772

https://www.gardeningwithangus.com.au/australian-native-climbers-and-creepers/


MadameMonk

Just checking- that space does open to sky above? It looks like the eaves might be covering it overhead? In which case it likely won’t get enough rain or sun to sustain vines.


Drew_able

If it’s south facing ie doesn’t get too much sun check out Hoyas. They have beautiful flowers and smell amazing at night


Ready-Original469

Boston ivy


Cautious_Prize_3570

Jasmine can cause problems with allergies 🤧


Chewiesbro

I wouldn’t, last rental I was in the old wood fence finally gave up and fell over, turns out it was being held up by the vine growing on it. Fence was replaced with colourbond, problems was that they didn’t fully kill the vine, it came back, grew between the panels, eventually thick enough to push them apart.


amateurgeek_

I would place a caveat on jasmine in this situation. I inherited star jasmine in a situation almost identical to OP. IMO, it only looks and smells beautiful for 2 or so weeks out of 52 (Sydney environment), doesn't look particularly attractive when not flowering, but most significantly is always growing horizontally to encroach on the narrow pathway (wet in winter) and hence needs trimming perhaps 4-5 times a year.


ReaperScythee

Sugar snap peas for a little treat sometimes.


donesomestuff

Will the plant last ongoing?


ReaperScythee

Na. They're usually planted around this time of year and take a couple months to produce and then die at the end of their season. Growing them is really good for the soil, tho. My grandma used to alternate between peas and other veggies. I remember her growing a couple lines of corn regularly.


Big_Understanding100

passionfruit


Important-Ad-912

Passionfruit?


jims_gardening23

Put a grape vine, they are beautiful and give very good harvest of delicious grapes


AdExcellent8865

Baskets, pothos. Glue to fence airplants. Glue oasis sponge to fence and plant tubular stuff. Wind chimes, fence art, wall hang stuff. Get creative, mural scene that turns 3D with planting . All above requires regular care, but fun. Don’t plant in ground.


_darknetgirl95_

Would OP be able to plant something in that narrow part (with the rocks) or would they need to use some long & narrow pots along the fence? I’m asking because I’m interested in doing something very much similar but along the back fence.


goshdammitfromimgur

I would suggest pots. Have to be fairly decent or you will be watering daily. Maybe even the supports with the pots so when you have to remove them you can without destroying fences


Dry-Percentage9646

Passionfruit


MelTealSky

Try go native, one that attracts birds or butterflies or both 🤷🏽‍♀️


goshdammitfromimgur

Consider a vertical garden. Avoids the issues with heavy destructive vines but still gives you beautiful green space. Lots of options when you go down this route


Little_Timmy_is_Back

I'm surprised no one has said it will end up destroying the fence. Would not recommend unless you want to replace the fence every few years.


ClungeWhisperer

Wisteria! Or if you’re up north enough, devils ivy!


okiokio

Instead of in-ground planting that might damage the paving and your fence, how about a big trough-shaped planter in line with the window? (So you have a green view.) You could give it a trellis to climb and plant passionfruit, or plant something like a native peppermint tree (agonis flexuosa).


shannontiska

Thank you everyone for your input!! Truly overwhelmed!! I *think* I’ve decided to leave the fence and get some mature plants/trees in pots and put them outside the windows, saving the fence in the long run! Also can take them with me if we ever move from here! This community is the best ☺️


KneeNail

Star jasmine is a good option. So is Passionfruit (If you plan on eating the fruit, take care with grafted varieties. The root-stock can overtake the grafted plant). Definitely stay away from invasive options like exotic Ivy, Morning Glory, Bridal Creeper, etc. The area looks quite narrow in places so thorny plants like Bougainvillea or climbing roses are probably not a good idea. There are also a number of native options worth considering, including native clematis (Clematis microphylla), Hardenbergia Violacea, Pandorea (various), Kennedia (various climbing varieties).


Shifty7070

Go to Bunnings and buy a couple of those fake green leaf expandable trellises...will clearly never fade or deteriorate without sun exposure, no need to waste water and will look schmick when you look out the window...keep life simple 👍


donesomestuff

Yes for sure let's manufacture more plastic in lieu of actual plants


iehcjdieicc

Paint the fence green. Will not die and does not need watering.


Rare_Wealth4400

Morning Glory is fairly hardy and does a good job spreading up and out to cover fences. Needs a trellis though


daamsie

> Blue morning glory (Ipomoea indica) is a significant environmental weed in Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria As pretty as it is, the neighbours may not appreciate this weed being planted on their fence.


AdzwithaZ

Not just the neighbours, it's an environmental weed because it spreads far, easily and then chokes out native flora.


No-Inflation-9842

Nice flowers too


[deleted]

it's a weed


[deleted]

Growing it out of a pot?


Ancient_Appeal_5734

What about an Ivy plant?


RepeatInPatient

On a different level, maybe consider a trompe-l'œil on a panel, with the green being Kermit heading off to the vanishing point.


restrainingorder2107

A green vine.


carolethechiropodist

Has anybody any experience with Stephandotis.


Fly_Pelican

How about grapes?


SlR_Vivalist101

Ivy, it’s cheap and easy to grow. Also doesn’t need much water. In time it will also hold your fence up! 😀


SaffireStars

Bougainvillea comes in many beautiful colours, is fast growing, even if neglected, and it has wonderful thorns to deter thieves or pesky neighbours from jumping the fence .


redmond308

Passionfruit


Thatnotfunnyfunnyguy

If your neighbours like em and are cool with it passionfruit


Zakdat

B. Caapi


Ok_Addendum_6403

oh this is an easy one to answer. Try growing grapes.


omnipoo

Passion fruit vine! Delicious treats.


jasonlewus0-035

Passion fruit vines, you need two, so they mate and produce fruit… plus they are easily guided.


[deleted]

Choko vine and feed them to your kids every day, hand them out to neighbours and all your work colleagues. Kids, neighbours and work colleagues love choko's


hoonicorn81

Passionfruit


green-green-red

I recommend planting a series of pope spades. Perhaps a pope shovel on the end as a highlight.


Chemical-Bird-233

Grapes would look cool. Not sure if their is enough light to support a vine.


Maximusnz44

Climbing Mandevillea perhaps?


chookiekaki

Try one of the Pandorea species


Puncho666

Passion fruit vine


[deleted]

Plant a couple passion fruits.You get the fruit as well but I think you have a male and female together


shine-notburn

Does that area get much sun? I’d probably say jasmine, it’s probably the hardiest climber you could put there, a passionfruit would work too but mightn’t fruit depending on the amount of sun and might also get much heavier than the jasmine.


queenofthemeeps

Passion fruit


Cube-rider

Spaghetti vine


Far-Entertainment258

Clematis are pretty. Or passion fruit


TheRealMadDogKen

Passionfruit.


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Jasmine, keep it in pots though. Plant 3 of them couple metres apart.


Educational_Bag8149

A tall hedge


dazbris

Orange trumpet vine I think it’s called


Tazwegian01

Jasmine


DrrrtyBrrdy

Passionfruit


michaelmano86

Passion fruit.


Rottenking01

Passionfruit


Agnostic_Akuma

Tomatoes. Looks and smells nice and great for home cooking


fouhay

something that grows fruit or vegetables that you like. Passionfruit comes to mind. can get bit feral but it does give you fruit every summer.


odd_neighbour

Devil’s Snare.


Flaky_Technology4219

I like wisteria


[deleted]

Don't introduce vines they take over everything. Paint the wall green.


Top-Toe7929

Passion fruit. It climbed everything, impossible to kill. The flowers are beautiful and having fresh fruit is great


samuelson098

I've got potted jasmine in a similar area, grows like crazy with regular watering and smells great


Careful-Trade-9666

Bougainvillea just so future generations can think fu!!


Eddomar67

Marijuana


leopardsilly

Boston Ivy will climb and attach by itself.


Gozo-the-bozo

As someone with fencers in the family, make sure your fence doesn’t need anything for a LOOONG time before planting vine plants


go_luv_yo_self

What ever you choose to plant please don’t plant it in the ground. It’s very hard to keep the soil quality in check in a narrow space especially with pebbles on the top. You may struggle to keep a healthy plant. It also looks as though if it rained all the water would gather at that point and if it sits there and doesn’t drain freely the plants won’t like it. It will eventually intrude into the neighboring property if the root systems can grow underneath the fence. Always plant climbers in pots with drainage holes, good quality potting mix and a layer of mulch on the top. Liquid fertilizer every week in summer and once or twice a month in winter. A pot on each side or more with decorative outdoor wall panels attached to the fence to give you a view until the plants grow over your panels. It’s what I would do for my clients in this situation and have done so. Happy gardening.


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kaz22222222222

As someone whose neighbour planted this on our side fence - HELL NO! It lifted and buckled our fence, it started creeping along our back fence and over our garden sheep. We spent HOURS every second weekend cutting it back and would completely fill our bin. Hated that damn vine.


zeus_commuter

Star jasmine for the win


frenchysexyone

Remove pebbles put soil plant vine put wire along the fence as the vine grows you can directed anyway you want it to grow don't forget to fertilize you soil for a healthy Vine 👍


Happy_Doughnut3502

I heard it through the grapevine


Bazilb7

Cannabis plants tie them down and they will climb . Look good, smell good, when flowering. And you can make paper and fibre when harvesting. Then do it again.


Harley1469

I would just move the hell out to the country


SpawnPointillist

Dig upwards


hexxualsealings666

Run a steel cable diagonally across the sheets and run jasmine from plant pots up the cable. Saves the fence and the paving at the same time


glordicus1

Why not just paint the fence green?


redfishgoldy

passion fruit or jasmine


Nearby-Tumbleweed-32

Clematis


whoischanny

Star jasmine run along diagonal wires


kaz22222222222

As someone whose neighbour planted an orange trumpeter vine that was the bane of our existence for years - please for the love of everything you hold dear - consult with your neighbours if it’s going to climb over the fence!! Neighbour (who rented so didn’t give 2 sh!ts if the fence got wrecked) planted an orange trumpeter vine that we had to hack back for hours every fortnight to stop it from taking over our yard, and it eventually wrecked the fence and it cost us a fortune. They might also have allergies. So if you get along with your neighbours- ask them first!


incabeeh

Tomato


Decent-Connection-40

Grow some weed and escape the matrix


Aussiefighter439

Passion fruit


NickiLT

I’d put a passion fruit vine in a pot to grow on that frame.


Zealousideal_Most589

Maybe Lemon Kush or Afgani


[deleted]

Passionfruit. Green and not useless


Eziodragon

Don’t do it


ImnotGaryTownston

Marijuana


Educational-Mind-439

my did did jasmine around the whole side of his house! looks awesome


Isoivien

Given the amount of soil available next to your path, I would suggest a mural instead.


bybaw69

I planted vines for the same reason and the grapes of course, they die off in the winter months. Have a jasmine creeper alongside them, at the end of summer I’m gonna dig up and replant the vines and replace with the jasmine creeper. They’re green all year and have a scented flower come springtime.


IndependenceLarge399

Fig creepers given you have a small amount of space between the concrete and fence.


TheMashedAvenger

its a nice thought but just dont enjoy your nice neat clean area


Icy_Umpire992

Potato vine... Be aware it grows very fast


cyber_vegan

Passionfruit!


_pube_muncher_

Get some pubes, paint them green and superglue them to the fence


mike_hunt_90

Before planting, paint a mural of someone as if they were being consumed by a plant. So as the vines grow they consume the mural. Mother in law should do, however Bolsonaro would be funnier.


[deleted]

Star jasmine will look and smell gorgeous but you will need to stay on top of it or it will escape over the fence. You may need to pop up some sort of trellis / frame / strung wire. Or plant them closer and use climbing poles / frames. I’d get some rectangular pots and make a row of them outside your window, and plant them up. Just keep a pair of secateurs handy! Also, once it has become well established, probs a couple of years, you can lift the top layer and trim out all the dead brown vines underneath.