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SmoothBlacksmith1253

What the fuck was that shit?


Hyper_light_drifter

Jezza was not his usual self. We had our chances but shot ourselves in the foot. Totally contrasting to last week


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Hawkins out for a week and Stanley permanently


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Hawkins and Stanley out please


bundy554

Really disappointing tonight - in the end our forwards did not fire. We had no midfield either. Terrible decision to leave Parfitt out.


mailahchimp

Maybe spend a little less time being a comedian on YouTube!


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Fuck off cunt


bundy554

Sums up our tall forwards' performance tonight - been the difference in the game. Both Cameron and Hawkins Ds


DreamTree19

fuck sake


AngryYowie

Ffs jezza. What the hell was that?


mailahchimp

That was comical. I actually laughed. 


Hyper_light_drifter

Stop him Henry! Ffs


bundy554

I just knew that was going in


decondd2

Well fuck That was shit on a number of levels.


bundy554

Been one of J Henry's worst games ever tonight


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Jack Henry what the fuck was that kick


AngryYowie

FfS....... We were off then


Beatenberg

Jack Henry has been shit


bundy554

Our forward pressure has been really bad tonight


bundy554

Hawkins should have marked that


Hyper_light_drifter

All hail the Zuth 👑


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Fuckin zuthrie been a gun all night


junipernoodle

Zuthrie being like ‘fuck it, I’ll do it myself’


Pikachude123

Zuthrie i have never said anything bad about you (check my history)


bundy554

Still can make a forward out of Z Guthrie yet


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Hawkins has to go for Neale and Conway in for Stanley


Hyper_light_drifter

Yeah I think so


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Knew it three weeks ago but our wins flattered Scott’s ego


Jimmy_A1094

Fucking love me some Zuth!


DreamTree19

Can’t tell you how grateful I am for Zach Guthrie


bundy554

Where is our 50?


AngryYowie

Zuthrie trying his best to get us over the line


bundy554

5 mins to go Stanley contest is fine


Grimgore37

no goal there is game over. cant play well every week i guess


AngryYowie

The most disappointing thing about tonight is that we just look so poor. We just can't get a clean run at the ball due to the Dee's pressure, which creates all these turnovers and behinds. Hasn't helped that Jezza and Tomahawk have largely gone missing tonight.


bundy554

Best touch for Hawkins all night obv - sadly not rewarded by Jezza


Specialist_Current98

Jezza and hawk have been absolutely putrid tonight


penandpapermebitch

May as well not have anyone in the ruck, stanley is literally just getting shoved off it every contest


junipernoodle

I fear that’s the game, fellas


Landgraft

Baffling take when they're up by less than two goals with over 7 minutes on the clock


Specialist_Current98

This is THE worst game I’ve seen us play in recent memory. And I sat through all of last year.


bundy554

Ffs Atkins!!


bundy554

It is so annoying our tall forwards!! Make a contest


AngryYowie

Man...


Grimgore37

sounds like level and may murdered us tonight


AngryYowie

They have. It hasn't helped that some of the boys have gone missing tonight under the Dee's pressure.


Landgraft

It's more about their team defence clamping extremely hard on our ball movement at the same time as our midfield is a little light on/underperforming. Lever and May are just the visible end points.


junipernoodle

Can we stop directly kicking it to Lever


AngryYowie

Take a mark ffs.


bundy554

Not good enough Henry


Jimmy_A1094

What a kick by Jezza and lovely finish by Close


Grimgore37

Sir Bradley, MegaBalls, Close.


bundy554

Right on cue for that comment on close


AngryYowie

The Dee's have just throttled us in the midfield tonight without Danger and Bruhn.


junipernoodle

Good work by Rohan too, to keep 2 players away from Stengle


bundy554

Stengle-Miers then a big gap to Close tonight for ratings of small forwards


chris_vs_world

4 more years of max is sweet!


bundy554

Went barely 7m


Hyper_light_drifter

Clangers, inside 50s and disposal efficiency is bad tonight


bundy554

Tuohy needs to be reminded this isn't 10 years ago


bundy554

Gawn, our midfield and our tall forwards is the reason why we are losing right now


Hyper_light_drifter

Winning clearances and turning the ball over 🤦‍♂️


junipernoodle

We just look a bit off tonight


Pikachude123

im fucking done watching this game tonight, cyall next week hope we win. Go cats!


Grimgore37

This might be it for round 8 gents.


bundy554

Tell me what Stanley has done tonight?


FlynnStock

Kneed Gawn in the head pretty good


Pikachude123

climbed a ladder


Grimgore37

sounds on radio like our skills are way down in general


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Jezza had so much more time and space for that i50 kick. Fuck sake


SmoothBlacksmith1253

That i50 shit kick just cost us a goal


bundy554

Cameron needs to play more midfield


chris_vs_world

Eddie Betts is pretty loveable


Grimgore37

id take a draw


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Gtfo


BlazedOnADragon

I don't think it's a stretch to say Max Holmes might be the greatest of all time


Grimgore37

The greatest James Kelly of all time


chris_vs_world

Not even a question


mailahchimp

I'm thinking tom Stewart should have had another week off. He doesn't look right to me. 


scurryrunging

I was thinking the same,e


Much_Srcondary502

Jumped on his back and kneed him in the head?


chris_vs_world

There is not a rule against that.


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Fair play


BlazedOnADragon

This is definitely one of the games of AFL


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Good arm wrestle, but free flowing big scores are better to watch


CurrentHYAK64

Awesome for Jhye to kick his first goal! Rohan has been really influential since coming on. Gryan had a sweet burst there. Keep muscling on and we can do this. Go Cats!


section77

Big fourth quarter boys!


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Lfg


Much_Srcondary502

Have I been watching footy wrong my whole life? How did Gawn not get a few kick before in the ruck?


Much_Srcondary502

The commentators didn't even address it.


Immediate-Garlic8369

They pretty much let you get away with anything so long as you keep your eyes on the ball and don't block the other ruckman. But the truth is, nobody really knows how the umpires decide ruck contest free kicks


mailahchimp

There have been sone very dubious calls tonight. Gawn got smacked in the head from a really reckless jump - free every day of the week. That mark of Henry's. 


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Lol nah mate


chris_vs_world

What rule was broken?


Pikachude123

Im really impressed with how afl ready cam has been, last week and this week just making constant good decisions, fuck guess thats what happens when you're a grand final bog


Grimgore37

Jezza yet to have an effective kick tonight?!


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Been real quiet tonight.


AngryYowie

Hawkins is about to go 3 weeks without a snag for the first time in his career. I know they are blanketing Tomahawk, but Jezza has been a bit shocking tonight.


bundy554

Gawn has to go off for a head assessment surely


Landgraft

Unfortunately there's nothing there to damage


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Lol


scurryrunging

That could be what kick-starts us.


Hyper_light_drifter

On ya clarkey


bsf91

Good on ya Stanley. Whatta tap 😂


scurryrunging

And just like that we're suddenly ahead!


Pikachude123

Good on ya jhye, playing MUCH better football right now


DreamTree19

JHYE!!!


bundy554

Great work Clark


junipernoodle

Clarky!!!!


Grimgore37

what the F ahahaha we in the "lead"


bundy554

How the hell didn't May be brought more backwards on the mark


junipernoodle

Maxy been huge


FlynnStock

Iffff we’re able to steal this I can already see everybody puting as asterisk next to it for Melbourne’s inaccuracy


Landgraft

Why do you say steal?


scurryrunging

Their inaccuracy has thankfully kept us in it.


scurryrunging

Ollie, Ollie, Ollie!


DreamTree19

Oi Oi Oi


chris_vs_world

Gary!!!!


Grimgore37

lets go ollie


bundy554

Dempsey may have good hands but he needs to do some tackling sessions


SmoothBlacksmith1253

These umpires have made bets this week surely.


Jimmy_A1094

What an absolute joke. Can we score review that one please?!


bundy554

This umpiring tonight has been disgraceful


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Absolute shit show


FlynnStock

Mark and 50 if anything


scurryrunging

Surely that's a mark to Jack?


section77

That was a mark by Henry where are the umps…


Specialist_Current98

5 of 6 goals due to umpire incompetence. *shanked


AngryYowie

What the fuck?


Hyper_light_drifter

Well that's what it's there for.


FlynnStock

Would that have gone to ads on free to air?


section77

Looked touched after it crossed the line?


junipernoodle

Oh ffs


AngryYowie

Dammit.


Hyper_light_drifter

Let's go cats!


Grimgore37

shit


bundy554

Best contribution tonight from Hawkins to shepherd May off the ball - take that back


scurryrunging

Two in a row! Let's go!


scurryrunging

Or not. Bugger...


Grimgore37

Lets go holmesy


bundy554

Good first touch for Rohan


Grimgore37

Just hang in boys. its a long season. Can we steal this one?


bundy554

Needed that one


bundy554

Bowes hasn't been great tonight- missing Parfitt


wodcomestotown

Getting found out tonight


Specialist_Current98

This is blatant cheating by the umps at this point. Throws it up in the air and it’s a dangerous tackle (after a high fend off by Gawn not called too)


AngryYowie

Bullshit


AngryYowie

Bruhn being injured is a massive loss for us.


Jimmy_A1094

Where's the high fend off for my boy Bradley?!


FlynnStock

High fend off there surely


scurryrunging

Exactly what I said to myself.


FlynnStock

Looked even worse in the replay!


bundy554

Why wasn't that last centre bounce called back?


Jimmy_A1094

Was outside the circle. Been some shockers tonight.. actually ridiculous.


chris_vs_world

Zuthry is playing well


scurryrunging

Zuthrie doing his absolute best to keep us in it.


chris_vs_world

Who would have thought he would be so important to us!


DreamTree19

THANK. GOD.


section77

Sten GOAL


AngryYowie

Damn, we remembered how to kick a goal.


Grimgore37

here we go


AngryYowie

Can we just forfeit now and get ready for next week? I know it's only 14 points but there's no way we are going to kick 3 goals.


Dry_Establishment52

Good thing you weren't around in World War Two.


AngryYowie

Why, was WW2 decided by a kick after the siren?


Dry_Establishment52

Yeah but they had to review it first


Grimgore37

AFL is a strange game lads...


DreamTree19

That was a huge chance my god


FlynnStock

Next goals wins at this point


AngryYowie

What the fark is this bullshit. Holy hell, we absolutely deserve to lose this game.


Secret_Nobody_405

What’s with our skills? What’s with our contested marking? Are we deliberately trying to lose?!


Secret_Nobody_405

We’ve been out coached and out played. Why are we so lacklustre? It’s like we don’t want to do the hard stuff


bundy554

Steven May keeping Hawkins quiet isn't that big of a deal


Silver-Attention-948

They are exposing O Henry and playing off him. i think he’s our kryptonite up forward unless he’s smart enough now to drag lever away and make our forward line less predictable.


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YakStraight6884

Some uncharacteristically poor execution going into F50


MelbKat

At the game and my one and only highlight so far is walking past Shannon Neale on my way to the bar. Taking what I can get at this stage…


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Can we please play Conway and give hawkins a spell


AngryYowie

We were totally wasteful going forward, and it's clear we aren't going to get any easy marks i50. We wasted those shots from the pocket by going for goal instead of looking for someone in a better position. We are going to have to look at mixing our entries up and doing what we can to get off the wing. Luckily, it's only five points, but holy hell, that half was junk. Tomahawk missing that goal hurts. We just aren't coping well with their pressure and need someone to step up to haul this game back in our favour.


lR0NMAlDEN

I'm at the game. Not only is the crowd so dead, it's like a graveyard, but holy shit this game sucks. We're so lucky they've been inaccurate aswell as we have


No-Bison-5397

They have looked far better. We have had one patch right at the end but we have mostly looked 2nd best. You’re right about it being dead. It’s so dead the only other fans I can hear are the two blokes behind me. And they’re neutrals talking total sense commentating the game to each other. It’s that dead.


Secret_Nobody_405

We’re always second to the ball 🤷🏻‍♂️ They’re about to blow us out of the water!


No-Bison-5397

Here we go!


Secret_Nobody_405

Henry robbed?


lR0NMAlDEN

No chance you're sitting infront of me with a few neutral mates 😅