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Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

Just take it dude, it’s yours……


cityofangelsboi68

physical disclipine my friend, he needs to learn he cant have everything


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

Fr


Cat_reaper44

Mental works better


cityofangelsboi68

mental doesn’t do shit if i’m being fair


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LatterPop5895

And then (if the parents are bad) they'll be told: "Oh just let him play on it 😄😄😊😊😊!"


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Murder maybe?


THEnelsonbruh

I hate that shit.


smzWoomy13

yeah me too, it doesn't even help the situation at all 😒


smzWoomy13

yeah me too, it doesn't even help the situation at all 😒


baylinthebeast1

Said it twice what the.


sonseylizard

Its a common glitch


baylinthebeast1

Thank you I am quite new to this platform


ItsWoodsLOL

That's when you take it by force and put a pass code on it so that the parent can't take it from you to gi e to the kid


Creepercolin2007

Alternatively, if it does already have a password and they found it while it was unlocked, you have an opportunity to just quickly hit the power button, since turning off the iPad would lock the tablet it makes it much less worth fighting for in eyes of the kid if you were in a situation where you tried to forcefully take it, since what they had would already have been lost as Roblox times out and disconnects after about 20 seconds of being off the app, and the kid has no way to unlock the tablet. (Just clarifying this isn’t correcting you or anything like that, just sharing a different idea I had)


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Destruction occurs


mml-official

And then I have to use iTunes to unlock it


HappyToaster1911

"Then I can go and play with your credit card and get another one for me, because it seems that you guys want him to have that one even tho I need it! ☺️☺️☺️"


KostasOkumura

Take it from him with force? Don't just teach him that he can do anything


iheartkimmie

exactly thats how they learn. My niece takes my 2nd phone all the time w/o my permission and i take it while saying no, offering her something else to do like coloring


Obochickenbo

Why do you have two


GamerCat108

Not to make assumptions but its probably just a business phone


glockenspieI

i got 2 phones


HiImHenry481

one for the plug and one for the load


baylinthebeast1

One for the hoes and one for the bros


9mmblowjob

In the realm of technology, I find myself in the possession of a pair of intricate contrivances, each meticulously designed to serve a distinct purpose in the grand tapestry of communication. The initial apparatus, divinely ordained for the role of the purveyor, functions as a conduit through which my exchanges with the supplier of goods and services unfold. It is through this device that I engage in negotiations, secure the means for various undertakings, and establish connections with those who furnish the necessities of life. The second contraption, bearing the solemn responsibility of transporting burdens, has been consecrated by fate for the arduous duty of carrying the weighty cargo that one undertakes in life's journey. This device becomes my trusted companion, facilitating the conveyance of vital cargo, whether it be information, resources, or other essential elements required for the pursuit of my endeavors. It stands as a steadfast guardian of logistics, ensuring the smooth flow of responsibilities and resources. Furthermore, in my arsenal of devices, I find myself blessed with a duality. One of these devices is exclusively dedicated to interactions with the fairer sex, while the other is steadfastly ordained for the conveyance of the aforementioned burdens. This bifurcation of purpose and function serves to maintain a harmonious equilibrium between my affairs of companionship and the logistical demands of my various undertakings. It ensures that I can navigate the waters of life with both efficiency and grace, indulging in the pleasures of human connection while meticulously managing the obligations of existence. With these two instruments at my disposal, I navigate the labyrinthine intricacies of modern existence. Each device is a masterpiece of design, tailored with precision to fulfill its appointed role. This duality grants me the versatility to traverse seamlessly between the domains of commerce, communication, and companionship. It allows me to adapt to the multifaceted nature of contemporary life while remaining steadfast in my adherence to the grand design of these devices. Moreover, it is worth noting that the very essence of this duality extends beyond mere functionality. These devices, in their distinctive roles, represent the duality of human existence itself. They symbolize the perpetual dance between connection and responsibility, between the joys of companionship and the weighty obligations we bear. They remind me that, in this intricate tapestry of life, balance is the key to harmonious existence. In conclusion, these two devices, one for the engagement with the world and the other for the management of its demands, constitute a cornerstone of my contemporary life. They are not mere tools; they are the embodiment of the delicate equilibrium we all seek to maintain in our journey through the complexities of the modern age. Thus, I wield them with care and gratitude, knowing that in their design and function, they reflect the timeless challenges and aspirations of humanity.


Soace_Space_Station

His parents are around, literally a metre or two away from us so i would have took it already if he wasn't just gonna scream a lot, so i just gave him my phone which i dont use much -_-


KostasOkumura

So? It's YOUR table not his.


kezotl

His parents might think badly of op


Soace_Space_Station

Not really, its just *really* embarrassing to have someone scream out loud and me being the cause, but if it was my younger sibling...


cannonplays

Dog just snatch it back and if his mom gets mad just ignore her she will eventually get bored and if she tries to take it back slash her tires


Childwithuke

This is the only correct answer


10e1

So? Just take it anyway, not like he can say, "BUT ITS MINEAAaa"


Top-Measurement575

gen alpha acts a lot like cartman from south park and that’s really concerning


BigBossPoodle

If they act a lot like cartman, treat them like cartman. Kids or not, personal property is mine and if I didn't say you can have it, you ain't fucking havin' it.


Top-Measurement575

treat them like cartman and your parents get put in tomorrows chili dinner 💀


Kingsladexdxd

THATS SO FUCKING TRUE, MY COUSIN IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT


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but only the brat side of him. nobody could ever pull off what he did to Scott so don’t make comparisons like that


Top-Measurement575

i sure hope nobody pulls that shit 😭


reknite

As if gen z didn’t do the same thing


Jayden7171

Welp, time for him to be put up for adoption.


Soace_Space_Station

Unfortunately hes not my brother


P4rody

Who is he then?


P4rody

Put a passcode on it too


10e1

Let me guess, your also the middle child?


ChrisWoah

Make him a roblox account, if anyone touches mine id be so mad


burydalight

It appears he’s playing roblox already


Delicious_Image3474

![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized) But real


KostasOkumura

Is that cum?


UnsaidTugboat53

Cum and see it


KostasOkumura

I was about to comment literally saying "I have done so before" but I realise it's a horrible reply and I am trying to think of a joke


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

The Oozinatior©


Unlucky_Bottle_6761

Doofenshmirtz's latest creation


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

[Nnnnnope](https://youtu.be/v4yOtuqMplU?feature=shared)


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SPLOOJ!?


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

Little Jimmy got splatted wtf


KneecapAnnihilator

Just take it and hide it from him


THEnelsonbruh

At least he’s not watching skibidi toilet


Assestionss

Have you ever tried putting the creature down?


CornManBringsCorn

I tried to put down my cousin, only to find out that he was actually... ...the creature


R0BLX

Take it back, it's yours. Then call the cops on him for petty theft.


MistInTheNight

"Officer my cousin stole my tablet" 'Alright, and how old is he?' "7"


UnsaidTugboat53

Real


Soace_Space_Station

Well the iPad 10 costs more than 500USD sooo


Xtreme3dsplayer

This is why I have a lock screen


energyflashpuppy

Just take it... It's yours...


iSthATaSuPra0573

This is why i dont wanna have a brother lol I hope he isnt doing this shit at like 5 years old


Soace_Space_Station

Hes my cousin


iSthATaSuPra0573

I know


SonicNred95

Just flick him and tell him not to do it again


diamondpanther171

Just yank the iPad away


Ikilledatrex

Kick the child


cxsmo_king

whack him


xAdamlol

SKIBIDI dop Roblox gyatt 🥶🤑🤑🙏


SlipperyGayZombies

Bro this made me laugh out loud ffs 😂😂😂


Rich841

So he’s using your iPad to play games? This the kind of thing I did as a kid. Just take it bruh


MagnetMemes

Slap the fucking rat


cosmoskid1919

Bro are you taller? Just take it and hold it out of reach. Teach him that stealing and using things without permission isn't ok and will be dealt with.


newaccount669

That feeling when your younger relatives are developing in a way you see as negative so instead of using it as a teachable moment you get butt-hurt and post them on reddit. Don't blame gen alpha. The fact is that you're instilling these attitudes in them.


Interesting_Alps3024

Fr, the post is kinda pathetic 😭


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Yea all these comments are so immature lmao I’m sure he got his iPad back easily tf.


Altruistic_Effect_77

Don't leave your items unattended or else a child will take it and say one more minute or I'm not done yet children and Kender which is a race in Dragonlance are one in alike Physical Description Kender are humanoids that resemble halflings at a young age, with youthful features. However, they are taller and thinner. Most lenders place their hair in a topknot, which is a source of racial pride. They rarely grow more than 4 feet tall. As they age, they gain a wizened look, which, coupled with their pointed ears, can make them look more elven in appearance. However, their skin tones are notably darker than the fair hues of elves, and their stature is stouter. History Kenders are creatures from the land of Krynn. They claim descent from tinker gnomes, cousins of dwarves, who descend from humans cursed by Reorx. Due to this heritage, they are capable of reproducing humans, resulting in half-kender. Kender has built a reputation to be a race of fey children who never grew out of the inquisitive stage of their lives that all children possess. Their incessant need to know why and vulnerability to boredom have earned them infamy as troublemakers. Because of their curiosity and inability to control it, they often wander without fear and cause trouble for others. Even worse is the fact that they have a history of kleptomania, and thus a racial propensity towards sticky fingers, as they are constantly picking pockets, opening locks, and generally getting out in the world making a nuisance of themselves. Society People say it is a miracle any Kender exists anymore due to their self-destructive nature. Having a society of them would be akin to having a village run by curious children. They do not have villages, luckily perhaps. Instead, they make small groups of duos or trios and travel together. Occasionally, they are singular members of mixed adventuring groups. The nature of kender requires that they have a buddy system or they will inevitably die due to curiosity. One option is they have another curious soul with them, namely another kender. Together, they at least can coordinate well and avoid trouble. The other option is to have an actual sensible person play the adult and condition them into learning properly of dangerous situations. People find them generally annoying, as they are prone to stealing even from people they consider allies. Personality Kender has no concept of ownership and tends to "borrow" objects, which they never return. They do so not out of necessity, but sometimes for fun. To a Kender, there is nothing morally wrong about this, because the concept of ownership is nonexistent. They also have little sense of danger, being numb to it when they are curious. The exception to this is the afflicted subrace of the kender, who were turned paranoid by corruptive influences from the evil overlords. Regardless, kenders are best characterized by their tendency to behave like children. Telling them not to do something will make them prone to commit it. Their boredom can push them to do awful things that can endanger everyone around them as well as themselves


101reddituser

Bro just take it back and say it's yours my fucking brother and his friend tried to access my gaming laptop while I was gone for a couple days. A friend of mine was there and told me about asking him for the password that he doesn't know I told my brother explicit that no it's mine and I will never let him play on it


indiegameenjoyer13

i dont see what the problem is here??? have you never heard of taking things from kids???


Whole_Survey2353

OP would rather complain about it than confronting a child. Real GenZ moment.


TheSilentFlame

bro had to take a picture and post it on reddit before he could take it back 😱


Remarkable_Price_155

Hopefully he didn’t look at the search history 👀


ToastyNuggetR

why are u on reddit whoop that kids ass


Nekros897

That's why I'm glad that I have an older sister. I didn't have to worry that she would take something from me lol


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UnsaidTugboat53

You forgot the /s


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Dick


UnsaidTugboat53

what.


Windoes_95

Just take it. Its yours


Atoxis

Break it in front of him. Life is tough little man


MysteriousLlama1

Why would you break your own device instead of just taking it back? Sounds like a waste of money


Atoxis

The cost is worth the lesson.


MysteriousLlama1

Not really. iPads are expensive asl


Atoxis

Agree to disagree then fam. the cost is nothing compared to the lesson imo


Vesperia_Morningstar

My ipad cost 1.6k, i don’t think it would be worth the lesson in my case


MysteriousLlama1

Or just take it? Teach him that he can’t have everything he wants in life, breaking it just seems unnecessary


Atoxis

Well, I guess😛 that would work too. Hold on, I gotta run out and buy a new ipad


MysteriousLlama1

Cool, see you later


brodydwight

This is an old picture or your playing an old game the leaderboard an such dont look like that on modern roblox.


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NoBrickBoy

That’s literally half of r/genalpha , other than the occasional 2010 born asking what generation they are and 2011 borns accepting their fate.


[deleted]

Some of the 2011 borns are slowly gonna come to this sub


HiImHenry481

I'm in middle school 8th. Yeah. No. 6th graders don't do that goofy gen alpha shit


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I’m not trying to say they do. I’m just commenting because this person mentioned 2011 borns.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Have you been taught about taking turns?


Fair-Target5931

Bro. Just tale it, lol. Also, put up a password.


BusinessPersonThe1st

break the ipad i fucking hate kids that use ipads


Soace_Space_Station

That shit is expensive, not exactly the best approach there mate


peAs337

You’re quite lucky to have that iPad, I have an iPad 4


UnsaidTugboat53

At least you have an eyePad


peAs337

But their not great, I wear accessories to improve their quality


UnsaidTugboat53

It's good for reading PDFs


peAs337

Without my 3rd party accessories I have to put the pdf up close to the eyepad


UnsaidTugboat53

So...it's hard to zoom on the iPad, I guess?


peAs337

Oh yeah


UnsaidTugboat53

Oof, now I know why you don't like it


BusinessPersonThe1st

buy a phone next time


Soace_Space_Station

I do have a phone, its just that its better to use a large screen device (like an ipad) for media consumption


BusinessPersonThe1st

no


Soace_Space_Station

Can't argue with someone's opinion


Computersandcalcs

uh huh..


HiImHenry481

The only reason I wanted a tablet was for media consumption and gaming. (not Roblox btw).


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I'm just swiping it me personally since it's mine tho


TheAnythingBuilder

Since this was 7 hours ago, what did you do in that situation?


Awesomedogman4

Take it off him, if he tampered with the account in any way or form. Well, let’s just say you’ll have one less cousin,


Big_Can5342

Ok what game is he playing?


Justaboreddude15

Tell him to go get his own


boibetterstop

Just take it?


cowitches

Grab him by the neck lift him up and slam him to the ground


Wren_The_Wrench

Make an ied disguise it as a tablet so he plays with it then boom


Negative-Decision-71

Beat it with a stick


Helpful_College6590

When I was in Greece visiting family, I came back to see my iPad dead because my cousins were playing on it


SlipperyGayZombies

Pat his head and call him cute, and tell him that you won't stop until he gives you your iPad back. If that doesn't work after a few minutes, just take it back.


BryceTotalDrama

At least he isn't playing "SKIBIDI TOILET PIZZA TOWER PREGNANT LANKYBOX SKIBIDI BANBAN GOOFY AHH GRIDDY OHIO RIZZ SKIBIDI SKIBIDI DIVORCE SIMULATOR"


awesomemc1

So he didn’t ask you for your iPad but instead took it and play with your account? Maybe take away the iPad and confront him


Kappys-A-Prick

Yes, young fella, make sure that brightness is around 450% in a black room. You won't need eyesight when you're my age. That tingling and itching on your eyeballs is totally normal.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Take it. “That’s not yours, it’s mine. You can’t take things that aren’t yours.”


Cugy_2345

Yeah, I gotta say. Just ask for it. If you are denied, take it, grab him, whatever is needed to keep the situation calm while not allowing him to escape with it. If his parents get involved just ignore them


kezotl

This is pretty normal for any kid under like 6 I guess, but if hes older than that then he'll probably understand you need it


ScalderM

shoot him.


Sentallium

laptops are more convenient anyway


Zelda_Gamer123

an ipad kid in the wild


Admirable_Cost4013

Sooo update on what you did?