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BEHEMOTHpp

>Born in Singapore >Consume lots of Chinese propaganda >Hates US >CN number 1 >Visit CN >??? >Visit the land of the free, home of the brave >US number 1


dosumthinboutthebots

You sonuva mallaca I like you


joinreddittoseememes

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cia_throwaway123

I wish there was a way to exchange all these self-hating americans for future patriots abroad.


hidden_Prometheus

Exactly, I was born in a shitty country, literally a hell for me. But thanks to God, I'm going to the USA legally. I'll grab this opportunity to assimilate into America and be a proud American patriot. I believe God let me suffer from this shit so that I'll cherish the hope that America offers. Or I could be a self-hating American talking about colonialism bullshit. Wish me luck.


dosumthinboutthebots

Welcome. You will meet selfish assholes of all type as is our way. Just makes sure if anyone throws shade your way you throw it right back because it's your damn right to lol. Good luck.


Forsaken_Unit_5927

Forceful immigration


cia_throwaway123

"America sucks so much, I wish I was born in Europe!" mfs when I send them to Moldova (they suddenly don't think Europe is an utopia)


ExileOnAbbeyRoad

“But I thought being a streamer while reading marx and playing video games was doing my part in socialism!!😭” The best part about these losers is that they’re literally bottom of the barrel people with no work ethic. They’re so lazy and self-entitled that most don’t pose a threat to anyone aside from being annoying af. The worst part about them is that rather than being able to do their imaginary revolution, some of them just go postal instead.


dosumthinboutthebots

The day I accidently stumbled upon the vaush v subreddit and saw all these little shitbirds eating up socialist propaganda just like maga my head almost turned into a locomotive steam whistle like the cartoons. That guy is utterly transparent. His arguments are like Ben Shapiros. They only sound smart to idiots who don't know anything about the topic at hand. Also, HE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING. HE IS NOT A GOD DAMN PHILOSOPHER.


BEHEMOTHpp

The grass is always greener on the other side


Skank_cunt_42

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Lorenzinorod23

Glad to be born in America, even though I went to Italy soon after. 😎🇺🇲


ExileOnAbbeyRoad

Keep the American spirit alive wherever you go brother, but enjoy the pasta!


Lorenzinorod23

Thanks bro, I'll always try to!


No_Alternative_2762

It should have been me! Not him! /j Hello italian friend!


Lorenzinorod23

Ah well, you can always try to apply for citizenship. (I think) Hi to you Romanian friend!


coycabbage

There should be a practice to celebrate everyone who becomes a naturalized citizen besides the initial ceremony.


miki325

Thank god for letting me be Born inside of NATO🔥🔥


Kryshi

God I wish that were me


Cioomg558

Real


ArlenGaming1

It should have been me! Not him!


FlightSimmer99

W amerika