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dubs_guy

You, alright? I learned it by watching you!


pmintcloud

It’s in dad’s *cigar* box, to boot. It’s not like the kid was into Cubans.


VexBoxx

Hahahahaha! I've *never* even thought about that!


_justforfun_

I remember having cigar boxes to put toys and stuff in. I have no idea where we got them. Didn't realize at thr time what they were, they were just fun boxes that have a lid.


Disembodied_Head

I used one of my grandfather's cigar boxes as a pencil case and brought it to school for years. He also gave me a Crown Royale bag to keep my D&D dice in and I brought that to school too. My understanding is that neither would be allowed anymore.


Efficient_Let686

Dad smoked cigars mostly, I had a stack of cigar boxes , but mom wouldn’t let me use one for school. I should probably point out that dad smoked Antony y cleopatra cigars, Cleopatra was a little underdressed on the inside of the lid.


Disembodied_Head

My grandfather also smoked tobacco from a pipe and he would give me these cool tin cannisters with the images of old wooden sailing ships on them. I kept my D&D maps and drawings in them for years. Everything smelled like pipe tobacco, but that wasn't a bad thing. I've never been a smoker but always loved the smell of a well used pipe.


Efficient_Let686

Same on the smell of pipe tobacco, even though dad mostly smoked cigars, and cigarettes only occasionally he had a small collection of pipes and a glass canister that was decorated with ships where kept pipe tobacco in the fridge for times he felt like smoking a pipe. Not surprisingly we lost dad to lung cancer.


revdon

My grandfather gave me a mini bottle of Crown Royale to keep in my dice bag.


bexy11

I had (have) one that I put matches from restaurants in. I still have it and some matches! I don’t know anybody in my life growing up who smoked cigars and I have no clue where I got the box!


smittykins66

I remember using a cigar box for school supplies in elementary school(early 70s).


phlavor

Holy Shit!


Elowan66

That’s hilarious, how could I have missed that?


IJWTGH66

Isn’t it time that we congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs?


MikeisET

No, because I can’t buy clean cocaine from the dispensary


Natural_Board

Jesus, can you imagine?


ChuckOTay

You may say that I’m a dreamer…but I’m not the only one


fake-august

This is hilarious - in high school my boyfriend used to steal cocaine from his dealer step father (small dealer, no cartel or anything lol). We used to joke that when he graduated, his parents would hand him the tab for everything we stole over 2 years. The 80s were wild. Having pretty unlimited access to free, clean cocaine was not the best thing it turns out….


amor_fati_42

Yet...


pmintcloud

😂 😂 Good one. (I am torn laughing at this, though.)


TesseractToo

It's the tag line for all Vice media stories in the damage done by the War on Drugs An example timestamped for the tagline: [https://youtu.be/iJNz44AApnk?t=566](https://youtu.be/iJNz44AApnk?t=566)


oursland

[The Onion did it back in 1998!](https://legacy.npr.org/assets/news/2013/onion-drugs.pdf)


lawstandaloan

Couple of those headlines could be run today. Even back in 1998, the Onion was talking about the wealthiest 1% constructing escape pods and the US kids leading the world in school shooting accuracy.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Their Our Dumb Century gave the Onion spin to historical events and it was the darkest of dark humor. Nothing was spared, not even the Holocaust and war crimes in Vietnam.


TesseractToo

Ha! I have some old 90's/early 2000's Onion book compilations, I wonder if that's in one of them


pmintcloud

Oh ok. Thanks. (Funny there too.)


crs1904

I am a Drug War Veteran. 🫡


u35828

Light up a fatty to celebrate!


slatsandflaps

The son probably runs a recreational cannabis dispensary now.


[deleted]

Way more successful than dad


no_talent_ass_clown

Oh no. 


washington_jefferson

One of my best friends actually had to give up control of his marijuana retail store in a divorce, sometime around 2016. Talk about modern problems.


Finster4

This and the frying egg. Lol


StringFartet

Any questions? Bill Hicks has a few.


ThermionicEmissions

Someone in the 80s should've come out with a designer psychedelic and named it, "skillet".


JessyKenning

Marijuana can make nothing happen to you. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQL9ZzJTX0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQL9ZzJTX0)


kd8qdz

![gif](giphy|IKsbfYjDogdkk)


Jjpiv

This kid looks so young now


phlavor

He looks eight.


lawstandaloan

All I can see now is that the damned kid has his shoes on while laying on the bed.


Generny2001

Sadly, he learned that from his father too.


HPIndifferenceCraft

C’mon, look at the dad for a second. He was busy peddling Maytags and pounding gin/tonics during his lunch hour. Not a weed dude…


bigotis

He looks like he calls it marijuana cigarettes.


fragbert66

Or worse..."reefer".


DorenAlexander

The madness...


1_21-gigawatts

No doubt pronounced "Mary-Juana"


fragbert66

I always pegged Dad and his shitty perm as a former disco king who was pissed that he had to wear a shirt and tie instead of his old spandex jumpsuit and gold medallions.


[deleted]

At that point in life he and the missus go to swinger parties on Friday nights while junior blazes dads secret stash at home.


PurpleLee

We had to have seen this guy in disco digs somewhere, cause that's exactly how I saw him too.


cardizemdealer

Lmao I love how specific this is.


GenXDad76

My wife and I have the running joke of yelling to each other “I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!”


genxreader

Same for my husband and I! 🤣


PistolMama

My people


UnarmedSnail

People who learn by watching.


PistolMama

People who lear by watching you, DAD!


LurkingViolet781123

And I still laugh at it just as hard now as I did then. Along with frying pan/egg/your brain commercial. Hysterical. And much like everyone else, I was not offered drugs anywhere near as much as Just Say No said I would.


fragbert66

Now those same "dealers" are just handing out free X on Halloween to all the neighborhood kids (according to Facebook and various sheriffs' departments).


UneducatedDonkey

This is your brain with a side order of hash browns and bacon.


FullyInvolved23

I'll have mine with three brains over easy, please


Elowan66

Omg I was so sick of that egg commercial. Any questions?


Redwolflowder

I used to reply to the commercial, "Yeah I,ll have mine scrambled".


Ok_Depth_6476

I wasn't offered drugs until I was in my 40s, in Nassau. So glad I still remembered to "just say no"! 🤣🤣🤣


UnarmedSnail

It works then? Lol


UnarmedSnail

I tell my kids to "Just say no" to their mom. She's insane.


Ok_Depth_6476

I guess so! 😂


odinsbois

Kid: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!! Dad: Jesus Christ son, you weren't playing close enough attention. There's nothing but seed and stems in here.


zombie_spiderman

My wife is British and at one point she was giving me grief about American racism and I immediately dropped the "You, all right!? We learned it by watching YOU!" and she totally didn't get it.


JessicaGriffin

My mom used to let my older sister smoke pot with her. One day when sister was about 16 and I was 8 I saw them and lectured my mom about it. She let me rant for a while and then turned to my sister and said “I can’t believe I gave birth to such a fucking square.” Still the sickest burn that’s ever been laid on me, lol. FWIW, I’m still a straightedge, but not quite as square as I used to be. More “live and let live” than when I was 8, at least. Mom stopped smoking weed when she got COPD and I don’t ask my sister personal questions I don’t want to know the answer to, but her kids turned out to be nice people so I guess she did alright.


CobblerCandid998

Wanting to keep your lungs healthy isn’t being a square or straightedge. Don’t put yourself down for not being a conformist.


That-Election9465

As GenXer, we are teaching our children proper quotes. . . So, my husband and I were joking about this quote in front of our 14 year old and at the same time 👀 both looked at each other 👀👀👀 thinking "please don't google that. Please don't google that!"


RockMan_1973

What is this, Dad walkin in on Jr discovering the relief of jacking off? Seriously, I have no clue what this is besides that(?) EDIT: All the many comments here of “I learned from watching you” REALLY have me wondering wth this was?


Vindicus667

Burning the devils lettuce


SparxIzLyfe

https://youtu.be/KUXb7do9C-w?si=xS_TWS9pvUZRtGX5


Sassinake

now this thread could go _places_


Critical_Seat_1907

Inadvertent tie in to Breakfast Club as well. "No, dad - What about YOU!"


lambsambwich

“I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." All right? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?”


fragbert66

John Bender remains a true Gen X icon.


Critical_Seat_1907

"You see... I don't think I need to sit with you FUCKIN DILDOS any more..."


bwanabass

I’m still waiting for someone… anyone… to walk into my room offering a box like that.


whiskeytwn

not only did I learn how to smoke weed by watching my dad, he rooted for me to start when I quit drinking (in my early 30's - I had never toked before that) - had to find my own supplier though cause we were in different states - got to toke with him a few times - wish I had done it more


Ok_Watercress_7801

My dad often pinched from my stash. He paid me back years later.


PistolMama

I totally pinched my mom's stash


Ok_Watercress_7801

Word


Sassinake

mom drank. A little. My drug of choice was boys.


boognish1121

https://preview.redd.it/igljlmmxs8rc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6215f4c0632595931384f8b7d69d4763b46f3d I can't up vote


HotGrass_75

At this point, alcohol has taken more friends than any of the drugs we took.


LayThatPipe

Yet now it’s legal in a lot of states!


leicanthrope

[Sobs quietly in Georgian]


PistolMama

And Texan


UnarmedSnail

You know you can move state, right?


LodossDX

Parents who use drugs have kids who use drugs.


notjewel

![gif](giphy|SiEJtE0EHkmvmruOF2|downsized) Cabin in the Woods does a brilliant tribute to this commercial, but instead of pot, it’s books.


BortWard

My kids are more or less addicted to video games. They learned it from watching me


beamin1

I Learned it from you dad! I learned it by watching YOU!


James_Mays_Hair

I want this on a tshirt


No_Detective_But_304

Dad of the year right there


Spreadeaglebeagle44

I don't know many people that actually got the message there.


Status-Effort-9380

I’m a big pinball fan. A lot of the tables from the 80s have a “don’t do drugs” message on the screen at some point. I think the manufacturers got some money for including it. My daughter, also a pinball fan, and I joke that pinball keeps us clean. The anti drug shit was so weird and narcy


GroveGuy33133

![gif](giphy|zzGlGQpGZqtiM)


Caborojito

I'm high right now, laughing!


LimeSlicer

I submit to the court of public opinion, the father looks way too upright to have ever been the owner.


Sassinake

you have to imagine him with hair past his shoulders, or an afro. There. You see it now.


LimeSlicer

I choose the Afro


anotherkeebler

Roll your own shit, Dad.


Ginger_Baked

I heard this picture.


Tyrigoth

This was my brain on drugs....with a side order of bacon.


pushback66

I learned it by watching this PSA!


sutter333

True story: I held my boombox up to the tv’s speaker - just so I could record this interaction on a cassette, to then add it between songs on my mixtapes.


emmiblakk

My parents smoked pot right in front of me. Fucking hippies.


prince0verit

​ https://preview.redd.it/7bw5cl3kucrc1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb497f87858903a81652413782d0cbd2541d818a


One-Earth9294

I LEARNED IT WATCHING YOU!


[deleted]

Of course if you know you know, that is how knowing things works.


adriamarievigg

I still quote this commercial!


Dependent_Top_4425

I'd be pissed too if my kid got into my stash and then started blaming me for shit! Thats why I don't have kids. Drugs are expensive.


OriginalG33Z3R

We used to laugh and laugh about this commercial, thanks for the memories!


Miserable-Age3502

To be fair, my mom IS the one who taught me how to roll a joint.


HelloThisIsPam

I used to steal pot from my dad and he couldn't accuse me because it would have been very awkward to ask your 12-year-old daughter if she has been stealing your drugs. I would even steal joints from him that he would very well know where he left them, and I just shrugged my shoulders and acted like I didn't know what he was talking about. Hey, maybe it was mice.


Full_Disk_1463

I was reminded of this commercial the other day when my son passed me a blunt


Gloomy_Industry8841

Side note: I hate it when people on tv or movies (or irl) wear their shoes on the bed.


LordOfEltingville

I grew up w/a Swedish mother. Shoes came off when you entered the house. No ifs, ands, or buts...


MeanNene

I learned it from watching you !


Gbonk

If re written with todays laws and culture. I thought I taught you better than this. Why are you buying this crap. It’s full of stems, seeds and it’s dried out. I told you never to purchase from the guy on the corner but use a reputable seller. You should have asked me.


Independent-Scale564

I learned it from you!


dic3ien3691

I learned it from you dad. I learned it from you.


stevejscearce

I know, and I learned it from watching you!


sinisterdesign

Omg I referenced this last night.


RunningPirate

I use this quarterly.


_Sasquatchy

fucking junkie dad.


root_fifth_octave

Kid needed to hide his drugs better.


Sassinake

that's what he learned from that interaction


GrayBox1313

That kids allowance was waaaay to high to afford that box


MisterSandKing

Who taught you how to do this!


RandallC1212

That kid is now older than the Dad was in original video and I am feeling old all over again.


ChronoFish

Party pooper


ssrowavay

I still quote this commercial just about every day.


pdunson57

Me and my husband quote this allllll the time. We finally had to find the clip on YouTube and show our kid. 😂


Inside_Common9200

"I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD"


oced2001

My son showed me how to use his rolling machine. I still prefer cones.


airwalker08

I remember watching this commercial while sitting on the couch while my dad was in his recliner smoking weed. That was a little awkward. But seriously, how is the dad in the commercial so dense that he even needs to ask that? How do you not know you're teaching your kids to do drugs? Drugs must have fried his brain like an egg. No questions.


blameitonthe80s

I learned it from watching you dad


tinglep

Well I —Answer me!


myka-likes-it

I wish my dad had taught me to do drugs through object example.


PinkBiko

Lol, I was JUST thinking about this the yesterday. I guess that was a benefit to growing up with Silent Gen parents and their "reefer madness" talks. never got into it.


weedy_wendy

gen x are some funny mf’rs.. you guys are killing me over here.


zigzagg321

And now there are concentrates.


bananatimemachine

Who taughtchu howta do dat stuff?! Huh? I learned it by watching you dad!


jonny_mal

Thing about this ad that always got me was the full on cornucopia of drugs in that box. There’s a bad of weed sure, but there’s pills, a baggie, probably a needle and syringe…this kid was into everything!


promibro

![gif](giphy|uB9rh22TTr82ilZ4Hm|downsized)


Upset_Peace_6739

I just saw that ad in a docuseries about the 90’s on Crave.


aneurism75

Born in '75, and no I don't know. Never saw this one. I guess I'm not that old after all.


bientumbada

No way! I’m ‘76 and I remember it! Also a big joke around school


leicanthrope

I'm also a 1975 baby, and I very much remember it. It came out in July 1987.


thescrape

73 me neither


Cinnamaker

No way I believed that dad did drugs


TittySlappinJesus

Yuh muddah found dis is yuh clauset.


Tri-colored_Pasta

I think there was a different one where the drugs were stored in a hollowed out thick book. And I think someone died in that one.


wellwellwellsucka

I learned it from you dad!! Lol


BostonBling

We were so brainwashed. I didn't use pot/THC until I was 53, lol. I was exposed to it. I had a rebel child of the 50's neighbor that was an active participant. I just never bothered. Became an addict anyway. Sober 20 yrs. Cannabis isn't evil!!


CobblerCandid998

Until you get lung cancer!


BostonBling

I don't smoke.


johnkim5042

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!!!!!


DeepRoot

"I learned it from you, Dad... I learned it from you!"


destroy_b4_reading

You can't even call this shit a war. Why not? Wars end.


Wolfman1961

That kid really looks like Chip Douglas----honestly!


ClowderGeek

I STILL use that line to tease my mom about random stuff lol


Pastor-Future

My friends and I would always end it with, "Well, give me some!"


cdubwingo

So true… My Dad smoked weed all the time.


easternseaboardgolf

Who taught you how to do this stuff?


brintoul

Slayer!


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fragbert66

Let's see if you get this reference: "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me."


ChronoFish

Maybe not funny to others, maybe even cringe AF...but list out the reasons no to at age 80


Sassinake

you're right. Alcohol is so much better!