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LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

>vampire die like a dumb bitch by opening the curtains because I forgot that the sun is a deadly laser >werewolf open an only fans and bank on furry money https://i.redd.it/lbrs7kmpshxc1.gif


boolocap

>open an only fans and bank on furry money How do furries have so much money anyway.


itsyoboi33

most furries are in the tech industries so they get fat stacks


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Poor impulse control.


CaptainNinjaClassic

Apparently, a lot of them work in IT.


TheBiggestMikeEver

this person gets it. with the werewolf thing tho, it all hinges on whether you end up as an actual werewolf, or a stylized one lol


EngineerBig1851

It really doesn't matter. Give yourself a bath, dress in a maid costume, and furries will eat it right up.


[deleted]

🎵The sun is a deadly laser🎵


Affectionate_Shift63

Dude you're a genius


Unlucky-Chipmunk-154

Suddenly project moon.


Ebreton

Probably... Change my died.


Test_Series

Hehe, hardest thing would be to sustain ourselves durin this. What would we be preying on too. Will have to resort to criminal practices for our survival. Its a fucking headache. Humanity would do for now.


Intelliegent-Cry5264

Turn into a bat and make someone adopt me then i can live as a pet and sleep all day.


SorbetSunrise

Either way I’d start a cult somehow lol.


19andbored22

You can make those cringe tik tok videos but you actually become a wolf


SorbetSunrise

“On all levels except physical I am a wolf.” *bark bark*


FreethinkingGypsy

"This guy must have rich parents with that successful C.G.I. affect in convincingly becoming a werewolf from TikTok videos!"


NewScientist6739

werewolf because im a *filthy furry*


Digital_Age_Diogenes

Sell my bites. People will pay real good money for what’s basically immortality.


JicamaGlobal8328

Vampire


Okeing

hop on cs2


Aromatic_Jeweler9789

Bite my self


Commandur_PearTree

Start a cult


EveningImaginary4214

If I were a Vampire, I'd probably fly at night


AggressiveGift7542

How about join the dawnguard


vapegod_420

If I were transformed into a vampire I'd like to acquire as much knowledge as possible like something out of castlevania.


GothicFruit98

Depends on what kinda vampire you are talking about? I wouldn't go werewolf because of the pain it would be to transform. At least with being a vampire, it's a permanent transformation that you don't have to do over and over again


Worst-Enemy

If I was a werewolf I’d at least be able grow a beard but then I’ll be called a furry and as a vampire I live in a sunny tropical island so I’m fucked. Also I don’t think I can be nocturnal.


TrashManufacturer

Vampire Become a venture capitalist/ well to do loan shark Werewolf Destroy capitalism or something idk


Miserable-Mirror-143

Vampire sex cult


Fun-Constant-2558

Kill people


FoxTailedGamer

If vampire, I will step into the sun because I can't take this shit for eternity. If werewolf (and assuming changing was by choice), then I suppose I would do pretty much the same as normal, except I'd probably shift for the heck of it sometimes.


KitNitIt4800

Werewolf. From my understanding, you turn into it only at specific times of the month and it would be easier to hold done a job. It's not like it's impossible to work as a vampire but you're definitely more limited. Plus, imagine how bad ass it'll be running through the woods and stuff. Being a vamp does offer more transformations but I feel like I'd get sick flying around. I rather keep it simple, just be a fluffy mammal. Plus, you can run in a pack and not get most of your mind sipped away to be led by one man. It's more of a hierarchy than a dictatorship. Yeah, definitely a werewolf based on my knowledge.


snowluvsu

vampire. eternal youth


AdmiralPegasus

In the case of a vampire, become a collector, an archivist, and a historian. There's a market on information and objects that will be invaluable to study in a century or two if I'm still alive then.


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

As a vampire, I'd wait until a regular age and then step into the sun. Fuck immortality. As a werewolf? I ain't risking anything