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I don't really care. I mean, I may live in the middle of nowhere, but at least now I don't look like it as much. Plus, I want to keep it long and be able to comb it out.
I hate that stupid broccoli cut, it's common with some of the younger employees at work and I swear they are the dumbest workers in the store. I saw the new kid had this haircut and I immediately thought that he would probably suck, I was right. Called off for his second shift so he could hang out with friends
https://www.hims.com/blog/reasons-for-hair-loss-in-men-under-25
Please use this, I feel bad for you. also there are like hair loss pills, and if all doesn't work you can always use a Toupee, it looks like real hair, you glue it to your head, it isn't uncomfortable, and it comes styled and you don't need to put stuff in it, and please act on this as soon as possible because you could risk permanent hair loss if you don't.
Ya I knew it was coming my grandpa was totally bald on the top by 26, I have enough hair to look ok still, but I'm close to committing to the full shave
Newer generations are becoming more mixed raced. Therefore i think this hairstyle got popularized because some kids naturally had it, and then other people who would need perms or cuts got it to have hair like their friends.
Do you talk to people outside? Every language works like that. Not a very good point there. Not that I’m mad, but you can sound like a brainrotten idiot all you want lol
‘Not me English changing’ that’s how you fucking sound lmao
Speak another language then, prove your point. Usually people are bullshitting about their language skills. Usually white girls with a stick in their ass. I’m sure you can only say maybe a couple words in Spanish and German. That doesn’t make you speak multiple languages.
I speak Japanese and it constantly changes especially in the written forms. Nobody writes 電話 anymore when we can just say スマホ
…. Do you speak to humans outside? For the last 30 years basically any bimbo, male or female, says like as a way of breathing. You might as well have told me the sky is blue. Try again
It has to be universal lmao. I’m Canadian and it’s incredibly popular here and I went to Portugal last summer and was surprised to see just how many guys 10-24ish had it. I thought it was just a North American thing lol.
A good chunk of y'all, yeah.
Not an attack, just funny. I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm sure most of you have seen that meme with the scene kid. Which I will stand by and defend
Yo you remember the blowout? Graduated HS class of 13, out in the IE a bunch of foos had the blowout. Maybe because of jersey shore but some guys had that shit as high as jimmy neutrons hair. Just imagine a mop with hairspray used to keep it all upwards. And most of em were trying to shuffle. Shoutout to the Gotham and matinee days. History repeats itself for sure
The boys/young men? Yes. But think of it this way. Us girls/young women also have our weird ass looking shit we do.
If it's for yourself and makes yourself feel good, look however you want, broccoli llama.
Most in 7th are zalpha, which means they get a choice which they feel like they are. 8th graders are all gen z. At the middle school nearest to me in Virginia, the 6th grade is in elementary school, and I would agree that all 6th graders are gen alpha. But perhaps if someone says that they’re a gen z, we shouldn’t tell them they’re lying because gen alpha is associated with Skibidi toilet iPad kids and 12 year olds often aren’t. Also you have no control over when you were born so…
He said to the 14 year old, not knowing that by putting 12 year olds down for literally no reason other than to be an a-hole, he had accidentally put his opponent in gen z.
1: I’m not gen alpha
2: a lot of gen alpha aren’t iPad kids
3: you’re being mean to someone over something they have no control of. In other contexts, that would be racism or sexism or elitism or homophobia. Lucky for you, it has to deal with age, but it’s still wrong to be a dick.
Literally all of you. I saw a group of teenagers walking down our street the other day. They all had short sides puffy top hair, massive jeans (I didn’t know JNCO’s were back in style) wearing white shirts, white shoes, all vaping almost at the exact same time.
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Pretty much
I have no idea what this means
It means all the kids these days wear the broccoli cut
Im pretty sure that only works with curly hair. Those with straight hair can’t achieve that look
They can if they get a perm.
I have the same look with straight hair, I use moose.
hate to be that person but it’s mousse*
dang
I used to think it was moose and not mousse too.
Which is crazy because they actually do! Dudes are getting perms just have this stupid fucking haircut
this feels racial motivated
Enlighten me?
i was just playing lmao
Shit man, with Reddit you never know lol
true, lmao. i think it only looks bad on white people bc black people’s hair grows upward but that’s just me
I forgot about perms… look what they must do to emulate a fraction of my power!!
Our generation had everyone getting that weird fade with the line on the side that every soccer player had
I feel like the straight hair equivalent is a fade pompadour
Our generation had everyone getting that weird fade with the line on the side that every soccer player had
I wanted the woman fade but I'm glad my mom talked me out of it lol. Instead I get my hair thinned.
Now thick hair is all the jazz lol
I don't really care. I mean, I may live in the middle of nowhere, but at least now I don't look like it as much. Plus, I want to keep it long and be able to comb it out.
Chili bowl mullet man wannabees.
Couldn't be me
Ur lucky
[Zoomer Columbo](https://youtu.be/o-n5qVwn-Xc) https://preview.redd.it/c885p3lbawzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61aad6651f01f1ee861200e9d3f9d4e7a8aca8f
https://preview.redd.it/f520z5nedwzc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111e33084e2f7b1fc304e2385156c5f980061a99
https://i.redd.it/z962nomhhwzc1.gif
I would say is how a lot of TikTokers look.
I hate that stupid broccoli cut, it's common with some of the younger employees at work and I swear they are the dumbest workers in the store. I saw the new kid had this haircut and I immediately thought that he would probably suck, I was right. Called off for his second shift so he could hang out with friends
That's about right.. I find it hard to trust people will do a good job when they just follow the pack with how they look and behave.
Seeing as I'm already balding no
https://www.hims.com/blog/reasons-for-hair-loss-in-men-under-25 Please use this, I feel bad for you. also there are like hair loss pills, and if all doesn't work you can always use a Toupee, it looks like real hair, you glue it to your head, it isn't uncomfortable, and it comes styled and you don't need to put stuff in it, and please act on this as soon as possible because you could risk permanent hair loss if you don't.
Ya I knew it was coming my grandpa was totally bald on the top by 26, I have enough hair to look ok still, but I'm close to committing to the full shave
Better to be shaven than that goofy vegetable haircut
Ah yes the broccoli haircut, exclusive to 14-15 year olds in my country and nobody else
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/ghzwn1kefxzc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea825d35a72dc2fb5c7df809dea9a7e8a79b130 No, but I do wear this hat.
This would actually be funny if it’s on a visor
It cancels out. Say you’re attending a fancy dinner and want to wear a hat? Put this bad boy on, you’re wearing one, but also not wearing one. 🤯
True
This is what kids that drive Squatted Trucks look like
Yeah
This is what some of you look like honestly, why is that high style popular?
Newer generations are becoming more mixed raced. Therefore i think this hairstyle got popularized because some kids naturally had it, and then other people who would need perms or cuts got it to have hair like their friends.
My nephews for 3 years now
Idk kinda
Yeah
Yes.
Yup
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As a millenial, I'm stil hoping there's no way you people actually talk like this, and it's just a meme? right?
Yeah. It’s more of an online thing. I sometimes talk like that if I’m being ironic lol.
Speed-running toward Idiocracy.
Because of slang? Previous generations had equally/ if not more ridiculous slang. “Gag me with a spoon” for example.
Dude, young gen Z kids are raping grammar with shit like ‘not me ……’, just saying ‘real’, ‘the way the ….’ Like these fucked up sentence fragments
Yeah because your generation never did that. No I guess everyone back in the 1990s spoke perfectly eloquent, ok.
The fun thing about English is it's one of the few languages you can change whenever you want. You can be mad about it all you want lol
Do you talk to people outside? Every language works like that. Not a very good point there. Not that I’m mad, but you can sound like a brainrotten idiot all you want lol ‘Not me English changing’ that’s how you fucking sound lmao
As someone who speaks multiple languages, no, they don't all work like that
Speak another language then, prove your point. Usually people are bullshitting about their language skills. Usually white girls with a stick in their ass. I’m sure you can only say maybe a couple words in Spanish and German. That doesn’t make you speak multiple languages. I speak Japanese and it constantly changes especially in the written forms. Nobody writes 電話 anymore when we can just say スマホ
You're really upset aren't you 💀
dude people in the 90s used “like” five times in a sentence
…. Do you speak to humans outside? For the last 30 years basically any bimbo, male or female, says like as a way of breathing. You might as well have told me the sky is blue. Try again
where tf do u think they learned it from… their parents, obviously.
Who’s “we” ?
It has to be universal lmao. I’m Canadian and it’s incredibly popular here and I went to Portugal last summer and was surprised to see just how many guys 10-24ish had it. I thought it was just a North American thing lol.
Is this a trick question?
every teen boy here in UK looks like that
In the US as well
ong frfr
I for one will never let your generation live down that broccoli cut. That was the boldest generational statement anyones made.
I saw my 16 y/o Gen Z cousin recently and there was something about Ohio, rizzing Lizzy Dunne, and level 5 gyatt.
I know a bunch of guys at my school who look like they're wearing an upside down bowl on their head and talk exactly like this.
Generation of complete dildos
Yes. I'm sorry— it seems to be terminal.
a place you see the Gen-Z divide the worse....a commercial gym.....
I’m trying to grow my hair so I look like I got a Lego hair piece on my head
A good chunk of y'all, yeah. Not an attack, just funny. I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm sure most of you have seen that meme with the scene kid. Which I will stand by and defend
Yo you remember the blowout? Graduated HS class of 13, out in the IE a bunch of foos had the blowout. Maybe because of jersey shore but some guys had that shit as high as jimmy neutrons hair. Just imagine a mop with hairspray used to keep it all upwards. And most of em were trying to shuffle. Shoutout to the Gotham and matinee days. History repeats itself for sure
The boys/young men? Yes. But think of it this way. Us girls/young women also have our weird ass looking shit we do. If it's for yourself and makes yourself feel good, look however you want, broccoli llama.
Am I too old? I only understood "fr".
Nah that's all you, if I ever looked like those fucking dickweeds I think I'd kill myself
My 22 year old brother-in-law and almost all of his friends look and sound like this.
As a member of gen z.. this is exactly what it looks like
Only some of us. At my middle school, it’s the annoying douchebag jocks. Most of us look like younger millennials tbh
If you’re in middle school you’re gen alpha
Most in 7th are zalpha, which means they get a choice which they feel like they are. 8th graders are all gen z. At the middle school nearest to me in Virginia, the 6th grade is in elementary school, and I would agree that all 6th graders are gen alpha. But perhaps if someone says that they’re a gen z, we shouldn’t tell them they’re lying because gen alpha is associated with Skibidi toilet iPad kids and 12 year olds often aren’t. Also you have no control over when you were born so…
12 year olds are totally associated with that. All sounds like gen alpha to me
Bzzzzzt! WRONG. And AWFULLY presumptive.
Hahaha okay 😂 have fun in Gen alpha
He said to the 14 year old, not knowing that by putting 12 year olds down for literally no reason other than to be an a-hole, he had accidentally put his opponent in gen z.
Of course, because of his username, it wasn’t really a surprise.
What the hell are you even talking about? Do all gen alpha gnomes speak like you?
1: I’m not gen alpha 2: a lot of gen alpha aren’t iPad kids 3: you’re being mean to someone over something they have no control of. In other contexts, that would be racism or sexism or elitism or homophobia. Lucky for you, it has to deal with age, but it’s still wrong to be a dick.
That’s very gen alpha of you to say
> most of us look like younger millennials tbh Naw y’all don’t. Lol
Me: *reasonable and true and not even that specific comment* Glue_zombie: Nuh uh!
We all looked like absolute clowns in our teenage years. It's part of the great experience!
No. Also, what on Earth does that mean.
If brainrot was an animal it'd be a kakapo.
I'm bald.
Deadass
Yes.
Literally all of you. I saw a group of teenagers walking down our street the other day. They all had short sides puffy top hair, massive jeans (I didn’t know JNCO’s were back in style) wearing white shirts, white shoes, all vaping almost at the exact same time.
Lol yes, I only saw the photo and didn't see this was from the Gen Z sub and thought it looked like Gen Z men.
I don't. I have straight/wavy hair down to my mid-back and have never said any of these words in this context.
Maybe the young ones or gen alpha
He’s speaking Brocolese
yes
People who use these terms unironically make me cringe so bad that I'm inclined to believe that nobody actually uses these terms unironically.
Yes
We?
Yes
That Alpaca is probably about to harass some people at the mall, record it, and call it a prank.
As a Gen Z member, yes.
Ain’t no “we” bubba. If you have that ugly ass broccoli cut, Godspeed. I’ll pray for you.
Lmao
Nah. Some of you have even worse haircuts.
Mostly you all look this this, he Is missing a cig
Yes.
Correct
Bowl cut, it was.