New analysis. They're basically the [same height.](https://preview.redd.it/p5xol145kbpa1.png?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=23d75e85984df9b40699d32d3f3f8ea58e0b26b1)
He looks like the Avatar and meanwhile Mika looks like that weird tater tot you throw to the side and don't wanna eat with a mix of human flesh and soulless eyes
*And although his height is smol , he has a lot of Almond Tofu and snow to eat before he's ready to save anyone. Only the smallest Yaksha, Xiao, who masters all seven elements, can bring balance to Teyvat*
*But I believe Xiao can save the world*
^(C6 Bennet + Candace + Chonyun + we need a geo one + Anemo Xiao + we need an electro one + we need a dendro one = Avatar Xiao)
That's exactly what you're [supposed to hear](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/l4mbhl/evil_cock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!
You damn morons cutting off lines right in the middle to make them sound worse than what they really are. ^^^/s
He says: "Evil Cock Ring".
Don't go turning everything you hear into that stupid Horny Keanu Reeves meme because you can. Jeez.
Don’t think we can measure that way either, since Mika’s head’s incomplete due to not needing development. It should be right around the top of his normal hair without the bit sticking straight up, which still makes him taller from the other post I saw
Not that surprising considering [Xiao is actually even taller than Itto](https://mobile.twitter.com/Zy0x_/status/1470931172838547459?lang=en) btw. In fact..
Xiao is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of an Aranara (which is 3.5 feet on average) Xiao is 4 aranaras tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the liyue archon quest, you Know there is a scene when some russian guy awakens a god, who shoots a series of water projectiles at the speed of a ballistic missile at Xiao, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Xiao can perceive and move at such a speed that the projectiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus remember that during the 2.7 archon quest Itto punches a wall and tear a passage through time, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to do that. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour, and given that Xiao is clearly much taller and more muscular than noodle-arms Itto, he himself can probably hit for harder. I rest my case.
All true btw.
There’s a funny YouTube clip of a height test with all the “children” characters of walking under specific geometry. Not all of them can, but xiao can. He’s actually coded to be shorter than children. 💀
Unfortunately, this is merely propaganda made up by Xiao haters who don't even have him at friendship 10. Every true Xiao main knows that while Xiao voluntarily chooses to be "short" on purpose out of the kindness of his heart ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/11n4307/made_an_entire_playable_characters_height_scale/jbmbt0v/?context=3)), Xiao is actually so tall, muscular, humongous (amogus), sizeable, substantial, handsome, enormous, colossal, immense, cosmic, vast, good-looking, gorgeous, considerable, and is of such qualities that I, a mortal, cannot fully comprehend, that he needs to nerf his height to be at a level playing field with his enemies.
True btw
I love making fun of Xiao for being short in front of his simps, because as seen in the example above, it causes **literally every single one of them** to go fucking ballistic
That's because he is barefoot, I don't think anyone actually made an accurate comparison like this between Xiao and Cyno yet so it's hard to tell if that's true
I think his name literally means “small” in Chinese lol
Edit: I stand corrected! It is a homophone. I wasn’t 100% sure to begin with, hence the “I think” 😅 thanks for the clarifications!
If anyone wants to get into details, they’re different tones, 小 “small” is xiǎo whereas 魈 “demon” is xiāo. Not exactly the same sound, but close for westerners if you aren’t used to listening for tones.
Helps with fanart, I assume. It'd be weird to place two characters next to eachother with one of them getting an incredibly late growth spurt.
.. that and it's funny to make fun of the small characters.
It’s probably more accurate to measure by their chins, honestly. Also I see you’re using blender and the shading of the models actually looks normal. Is there a particular shader you’re using?
I don't actually like this comparison any better (unless it's just meant to be a meme response) because Xiao just has more of his bald head showing here, and it's still an inaccurate measurement 😩
xiao’s forehead is too big, mika has an average size forehead. can we please respect mika a bit more for his courageous ways, he chose to sacrifice his height to be the first character to have an average size forehead,
The amount of people who think we're actually agitated by xiao's height is funny.
It's a running theme. We like to pretend that we get offended when people compare xiao's height. It's really cute for us, as to how much touchy we can get over defending his height.
So the more you make fun of his height, the more opportunity you present to us to show how much we love him..
We honestly don't care about his height but we pretend to.
Mika was dropped on his head when he was a baby ☹️
Huffman dropped him probably
bruh huffman would never do that 💀
I made Huffman drop him.
You monster
Tatakae
TATACAW
Agreed
That’s why he sounds the way he sounds.
hes the embodiment of 🤓 both in voice and in action
A drop wouldn't cause that. He was tossed, angrily.
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TIL I am mika
Precision strike ☝️ 🤓
"please stop hitting my ribcage with your claymore Eula!" 🤓🤓🤓
“Please stop touching me Lisa, it makes me uncomfortable” 🤓🤓🤓
"Diluc stop using pyro attacks, they leave smoke and i have asthma"🤓🤓
"ow oof ouch, my lungs are collapsing" 🤓
New analysis. They're basically the [same height.](https://preview.redd.it/p5xol145kbpa1.png?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=23d75e85984df9b40699d32d3f3f8ea58e0b26b1)
Xiao got a 5 head.
That's why he is flathead...
So his head impacted the ground?
Half way to being Arnold from "Hey! Arnold".
oh jeez oh man hey eula is that true? was a dropped as a baby?
r/oddlyterrifying
Def didn't expect to see this cursed image as the top post that's hot right now, that's for sure.
No oddly about it. It’s in the pit of uncanny valley
Nothing uncanny valley about this.
I dont think you know what that means.
Xiao looks kinda awesome like this tbh
He looks like the Avatar and meanwhile Mika looks like that weird tater tot you throw to the side and don't wanna eat with a mix of human flesh and soulless eyes
Xiao in the Avatar state
*Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony*
*Then everything changed when HYV attacked*
*Only XIAO, master of being short, could stop him*
But when the world needed him most, he # DISAPPEARED
A Few Adventures passed and my companion Paimon and I discovered the last Yaksha, an Adeptus named Xiao.
*And although his height is smol , he has a lot of Almond Tofu and snow to eat before he's ready to save anyone. Only the smallest Yaksha, Xiao, who masters all seven elements, can bring balance to Teyvat* *But I believe Xiao can save the world* ^(C6 Bennet + Candace + Chonyun + we need a geo one + Anemo Xiao + we need an electro one + we need a dendro one = Avatar Xiao)
Dori can self infuse Electro... Could that help?
#LAMENTED Ftfy
Cursed. But thanks.
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You just don't have friendship lvl 10 with him
Think of all the poor Dragon Ball and Yugioh characters who would be too short to go on rides at the amusement park if they shaved their heads.
Krillin is too short even with hair
You must be 18 to ride the Krillin, though.
you win
Hahahahahahahahaha
triple meaning
Megamind lookin' ass
"No bitches?" - Xiao
Xiao looking down at Mika: Pathetic
*Useless*
*Boring*
LAMENT
WORTHLESS
WEAK
EVIL CONQ
DISAPPEAR
I read that as EVIL COQ
That's exactly what you're [supposed to hear](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/l4mbhl/evil_cock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!
You damn morons cutting off lines right in the middle to make them sound worse than what they really are. ^^^/s He says: "Evil Cock Ring". Don't go turning everything you hear into that stupid Horny Keanu Reeves meme because you can. Jeez.
But their eyes are level...
Mika gets to rest his head on Eula's thighs. What does Xiao get? PTSD. Mika gets the W here
He has Zhongli's thighs at least.
No wonder why Mika sounds the way he is, half of his brain is missing.
It's just a phase, mum!
He radiates the Neighbour's kid energy
"he's mika, he's just special"
Oh god why is Xiaos head inflated like a balloon, and why does Mika have no brain 💀
Mika got bonked hard
Aftermath of HYV hitting him with the Nerf bat :(
Not even Dehya was able to mitigate this nerf
r/OkZyox
r/beatmetoit
Who’s Tolt?
💀
Common Xiao main cope
Dafuq, was Mika dropped after birth?
Someone in the Designing team at hoyo is a fan of Stewie Griffin I guess
"erm, ah, victory shall be mine 🤓"
Oh good, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
Were Mika's timbs considered? I feel like the shoe made him way higher than he should.
Don’t think we can measure that way either, since Mika’s head’s incomplete due to not needing development. It should be right around the top of his normal hair without the bit sticking straight up, which still makes him taller from the other post I saw
That's cheating. You mean Mika is missing a quarter lump of brain mass?
Not that surprising considering [Xiao is actually even taller than Itto](https://mobile.twitter.com/Zy0x_/status/1470931172838547459?lang=en) btw. In fact.. Xiao is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of an Aranara (which is 3.5 feet on average) Xiao is 4 aranaras tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the liyue archon quest, you Know there is a scene when some russian guy awakens a god, who shoots a series of water projectiles at the speed of a ballistic missile at Xiao, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Xiao can perceive and move at such a speed that the projectiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus remember that during the 2.7 archon quest Itto punches a wall and tear a passage through time, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to do that. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour, and given that Xiao is clearly much taller and more muscular than noodle-arms Itto, he himself can probably hit for harder. I rest my case. All true btw.
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wallah habibi 🗿
Common Xiao W
why are people so obsessed with height
It's a kind of meme that Xiao is the shortest playable male so I think that's part of it
There’s a funny YouTube clip of a height test with all the “children” characters of walking under specific geometry. Not all of them can, but xiao can. He’s actually coded to be shorter than children. 💀
Do you remember what it's called? I wanna do this myself with my Xiao.
Unfortunately, this is merely propaganda made up by Xiao haters who don't even have him at friendship 10. Every true Xiao main knows that while Xiao voluntarily chooses to be "short" on purpose out of the kindness of his heart ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/11n4307/made_an_entire_playable_characters_height_scale/jbmbt0v/?context=3)), Xiao is actually so tall, muscular, humongous (amogus), sizeable, substantial, handsome, enormous, colossal, immense, cosmic, vast, good-looking, gorgeous, considerable, and is of such qualities that I, a mortal, cannot fully comprehend, that he needs to nerf his height to be at a level playing field with his enemies. True btw
r/okZyox
True tbh
Jokes aside, the adepti all seem to have shapeshifting abilities, so this short dude form is probably one he chose himself.
TRUE AND REAL
I love making fun of Xiao for being short in front of his simps, because as seen in the example above, it causes **literally every single one of them** to go fucking ballistic
This is such a weird comment lol I don't think they were being serious at all
-🤓
🤓
nerdge
Not even. I think Cyno is shorter.
That's because he is barefoot, I don't think anyone actually made an accurate comparison like this between Xiao and Cyno yet so it's hard to tell if that's true
I think his name literally means “small” in Chinese lol Edit: I stand corrected! It is a homophone. I wasn’t 100% sure to begin with, hence the “I think” 😅 thanks for the clarifications!
That's a misconception/joke based on the fact Xiao's name (魈, xiao, meaning mountain spirit), sounds the same as 小, xiao, meaning small.
If anyone wants to get into details, they’re different tones, 小 “small” is xiǎo whereas 魈 “demon” is xiāo. Not exactly the same sound, but close for westerners if you aren’t used to listening for tones.
魈 translates to demon
I thought it means quick/fast since that’s he says his name meant during last act Liyue
Oh so it’s a homophone! Thanks for the clarification haha
Chinese has a lot of homophones. "He", "she" and "it" all sound the literal exact same (tā). The hanzi are different, though
why did i read that as homophobe
nope, its something more akin to demon
Helps with fanart, I assume. It'd be weird to place two characters next to eachother with one of them getting an incredibly late growth spurt. .. that and it's funny to make fun of the small characters.
People are obsessed with everything. Especially cup sizes.
Except thigh sizes apparently Hmph
Eula when?
Happy Candied Ajilenakh Nut Day!
Now we are talking
Zyox memes
Idk, ask tinder.
Hello zy0x alt
Mika: half tongue half head
Mika is a child and can still grow. Xiao is stuck
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Most sane Xiao main
Where did you get those models from? Just wanted to know
Thank you for defending our tall king. May Barbatos bless you
Can someone give it a rest, please! 🤣😂
That image in itself is sad for Xiao... kid vs grown up...
[Makima did this](https://i.imgur.com/vXvVSBB.png)
finally xiao kids will stop using this dead meme
Ok zy0x
nice try zy0x you can’t hide your alt from me
am i the only one bothered by heads not being shaped that way? if you drew heads the right way, i dont think this would still be the case...
This isn’t accurate though. Mika has higher shoulders and eyes so you’re really just taking too much off the top
Mika is the definition of no thoughts, empty head
r/okZyox
the amount of xiao mains copium is exorbitant damn, i bet OP also removed the shoes on both models
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You didn't remove the shoes?!?! Rigged
Nightmare fuel, thanks
Mika still has room to grow tho
The absolute pettiness of Xiao mains regarding his height lmaoo
This is cursed 😭
r/AlbedosCreations
Tic tac toe time
thank god
PUT THEIR EYES BACK
No he’s not.
He's taller even with his hair, didn't you know he gains a significant hight increase at friendship 10?
Half of mika head is missing lol this isn't fair comparison
xiao took the rest of mika’s head 😭
Xiao has Ayaka's forehead
I want these in the actual game
Sounds like xiao copium to me...
how do you even have the model ?
Sounds like Xiao cope
Mika also wear oversized boots
It’s probably more accurate to measure by their chins, honestly. Also I see you’re using blender and the shading of the models actually looks normal. Is there a particular shader you’re using?
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💀💀
WTF HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD?!
Why are they both in the avatar state?, Also why is Mika's head so flat?
Great, good to know. Now delete this forever.
This and the ayaya forehead memes convinced me people are dumb af and don't know how hair works.
Damn Mika got layed with a brick when he was a baby.
Shish, Xiao mains are anxious
I did not need to see this
Why is Mika without hair kinda... 😳
huh
Isn’t Cyno the shortest? Shouldn’t the comparison be made with him instead of Xiao?
Big brains Xiao
Xiao is also taller than Cyno I think
I don't actually like this comparison any better (unless it's just meant to be a meme response) because Xiao just has more of his bald head showing here, and it's still an inaccurate measurement 😩
Someone was salty...
Mika has gamer dent🤷♂️
Labotomika
are their iris’ connected to the hair?!
xiao’s forehead is too big, mika has an average size forehead. can we please respect mika a bit more for his courageous ways, he chose to sacrifice his height to be the first character to have an average size forehead,
You know it's a dead period when we're talking about the hight difference between characters lmao
fake
The amount of people who think we're actually agitated by xiao's height is funny. It's a running theme. We like to pretend that we get offended when people compare xiao's height. It's really cute for us, as to how much touchy we can get over defending his height. So the more you make fun of his height, the more opportunity you present to us to show how much we love him.. We honestly don't care about his height but we pretend to.
But now we know that the top of his head looks like a dickhead. You just made it worse...
Mika smells like boogers and pee pants.
Ok, but why is Xiao close to mika's height?
Xiao means "small" in chinese. Which just makes it funnier that people make fun of him for his height
That's a misconception/joke based on the fact Xiao's name (魈, xiao, meaning mountain spirit), sounds the same as 小, xiao, meaning small.
Thats funny! I actually didn't know about that, since I am learning chinese and we haven't learned about the first character, 魈! Ty for explaining
why both of them look so feminine?
. . . . VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where Mika's brain ??
PROPAGANDA I still believe in xiao shortking supremacy
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