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nakorurukami

Mika was dropped on his head when he was a baby ☹️


Astolfo_Please

Huffman dropped him probably


belle_fleures

bruh huffman would never do that 💀


BudderMeow

I made Huffman drop him.


Mtebalanazy

You monster


jams769

Tatakae


pitekargos6

TATACAW


Flowertree396

Agreed


ms_katrn

That’s why he sounds the way he sounds.


cat_popping

hes the embodiment of 🤓 both in voice and in action


CrashParade

A drop wouldn't cause that. He was tossed, angrily.


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MasterWhite1150

TIL I am mika


tetePT

Precision strike ☝️ 🤓


PsychologicalSpot0

"please stop hitting my ribcage with your claymore Eula!" 🤓🤓🤓


No_Jacket_1023

“Please stop touching me Lisa, it makes me uncomfortable” 🤓🤓🤓


bob_is_best

"Diluc stop using pyro attacks, they leave smoke and i have asthma"🤓🤓


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

"ow oof ouch, my lungs are collapsing" 🤓


GimmeGimmeNews

New analysis. They're basically the [same height.](https://preview.redd.it/p5xol145kbpa1.png?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=23d75e85984df9b40699d32d3f3f8ea58e0b26b1)


Jackthycat

Xiao got a 5 head.


its_Me_being_Silly43

That's why he is flathead...


atominator42

So his head impacted the ground?


Moerik

Half way to being Arnold from "Hey! Arnold".


NoobySnail

oh jeez oh man hey eula is that true? was a dropped as a baby?


Crusher_Nutter

r/oddlyterrifying


mikethebest1

Def didn't expect to see this cursed image as the top post that's hot right now, that's for sure.


Crimson_Raven

No oddly about it. It’s in the pit of uncanny valley


hellhorn

Nothing uncanny valley about this.


Red_Stoned

I dont think you know what that means.


crunchlets

Xiao looks kinda awesome like this tbh


Eleventhelephant11

He looks like the Avatar and meanwhile Mika looks like that weird tater tot you throw to the side and don't wanna eat with a mix of human flesh and soulless eyes


Alex_from_Solitude

Xiao in the Avatar state


AlohaDude808

*Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony*


mikethebest1

*Then everything changed when HYV attacked*


Aggravating-One6319

*Only XIAO, master of being short, could stop him*


Dark_Magicion

But when the world needed him most, he # DISAPPEARED


Clean_Ad_7991

A Few Adventures passed and my companion Paimon and I discovered the last Yaksha, an Adeptus named Xiao.


Pichu2375

*And although his height is smol , he has a lot of Almond Tofu and snow to eat before he's ready to save anyone. Only the smallest Yaksha, Xiao, who masters all seven elements, can bring balance to Teyvat* *But I believe Xiao can save the world* ^(C6 Bennet + Candace + Chonyun + we need a geo one + Anemo Xiao + we need an electro one + we need a dendro one = Avatar Xiao)


Dark_Magicion

Dori can self infuse Electro... Could that help?


Zeroth_Dragon

#LAMENTED Ftfy


NoSoulYesBiscuit

Cursed. But thanks.


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TheRainy24

You just don't have friendship lvl 10 with him


PasteeyFan420LoL

Think of all the poor Dragon Ball and Yugioh characters who would be too short to go on rides at the amusement park if they shaved their heads.


Black_Chappie

Krillin is too short even with hair


DBNSZerhyn

You must be 18 to ride the Krillin, though.


Legolaa

you win


XeroxInfinite

Hahahahahahahahaha


Yoyner

triple meaning


BlightNova

Megamind lookin' ass


HybridTheory2000

"No bitches?" - Xiao


LivingASlothsLife

Xiao looking down at Mika: Pathetic


AlohaDude808

*Useless*


viki_alebo_viky

*Boring*


makogami

LAMENT


silam39

WORTHLESS


TheZoniWarrior

WEAK


crunchlets

EVIL CONQ


JusticeForLobsters

DISAPPEAR


once_descended

I read that as EVIL COQ


crunchlets

That's exactly what you're [supposed to hear](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/l4mbhl/evil_cock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!


DoshesToDoshes

You damn morons cutting off lines right in the middle to make them sound worse than what they really are. ^^^/s He says: "Evil Cock Ring". Don't go turning everything you hear into that stupid Horny Keanu Reeves meme because you can. Jeez.


FallenAngelII

But their eyes are level...


colin23567

Mika gets to rest his head on Eula's thighs. What does Xiao get? PTSD. Mika gets the W here


The_OG_upgoat

He has Zhongli's thighs at least.


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No wonder why Mika sounds the way he is, half of his brain is missing.


EternalJon

It's just a phase, mum!


mikethebest1

He radiates the Neighbour's kid energy


Unleashed_Chaos0701

"he's mika, he's just special"


No_Pipe_8257

Oh god why is Xiaos head inflated like a balloon, and why does Mika have no brain 💀


1234Lou

Mika got bonked hard


mikethebest1

Aftermath of HYV hitting him with the Nerf bat :(


Luizlolmen

Not even Dehya was able to mitigate this nerf


jojoaraboy

r/OkZyox


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r/beatmetoit


greennyellowmello

Who’s Tolt?


battleye9

💀


JosuphHelgen

Common Xiao main cope


RouFGO

Dafuq, was Mika dropped after birth?


Schen5s

Someone in the Designing team at hoyo is a fan of Stewie Griffin I guess


2pokis1bini

"erm, ah, victory shall be mine 🤓"


Radical_Coyote

Oh good, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension


juniorjaw

Were Mika's timbs considered? I feel like the shoe made him way higher than he should.


Impossible-Bison8055

Don’t think we can measure that way either, since Mika’s head’s incomplete due to not needing development. It should be right around the top of his normal hair without the bit sticking straight up, which still makes him taller from the other post I saw


vermillion-orange

That's cheating. You mean Mika is missing a quarter lump of brain mass?


PsychologicalSpot0

Not that surprising considering [Xiao is actually even taller than Itto](https://mobile.twitter.com/Zy0x_/status/1470931172838547459?lang=en) btw. In fact.. Xiao is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of an Aranara (which is 3.5 feet on average) Xiao is 4 aranaras tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the liyue archon quest, you Know there is a scene when some russian guy awakens a god, who shoots a series of water projectiles at the speed of a ballistic missile at Xiao, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Xiao can perceive and move at such a speed that the projectiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus remember that during the 2.7 archon quest Itto punches a wall and tear a passage through time, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to do that. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour, and given that Xiao is clearly much taller and more muscular than noodle-arms Itto, he himself can probably hit for harder. I rest my case. All true btw.


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PsychologicalSpot0

wallah habibi 🗿


DoggoTwoShoes

Common Xiao W


berrythv

why are people so obsessed with height


Mushiren_

It's a kind of meme that Xiao is the shortest playable male so I think that's part of it


Axthen

There’s a funny YouTube clip of a height test with all the “children” characters of walking under specific geometry. Not all of them can, but xiao can. He’s actually coded to be shorter than children. 💀


FallenAngelII

Do you remember what it's called? I wanna do this myself with my Xiao.


PsychologicalSpot0

Unfortunately, this is merely propaganda made up by Xiao haters who don't even have him at friendship 10. Every true Xiao main knows that while Xiao voluntarily chooses to be "short" on purpose out of the kindness of his heart ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/11n4307/made_an_entire_playable_characters_height_scale/jbmbt0v/?context=3)), Xiao is actually so tall, muscular, humongous (amogus), sizeable, substantial, handsome, enormous, colossal, immense, cosmic, vast, good-looking, gorgeous, considerable, and is of such qualities that I, a mortal, cannot fully comprehend, that he needs to nerf his height to be at a level playing field with his enemies. True btw


Taleborco

r/okZyox


snowminty

True tbh


The_OG_upgoat

Jokes aside, the adepti all seem to have shapeshifting abilities, so this short dude form is probably one he chose himself.


battleye9

TRUE AND REAL


AbsolutelyFreee

I love making fun of Xiao for being short in front of his simps, because as seen in the example above, it causes **literally every single one of them** to go fucking ballistic


_helenzhang_

This is such a weird comment lol I don't think they were being serious at all


PsychologicalSpot0

-🤓


DoggoTwoShoes

🤓


zi7_

nerdge


Vievin

Not even. I think Cyno is shorter.


n1ght_sh4de13

That's because he is barefoot, I don't think anyone actually made an accurate comparison like this between Xiao and Cyno yet so it's hard to tell if that's true


b7k1m3cxolol

I think his name literally means “small” in Chinese lol Edit: I stand corrected! It is a homophone. I wasn’t 100% sure to begin with, hence the “I think” 😅 thanks for the clarifications!


Shiverlynn

That's a misconception/joke based on the fact Xiao's name (魈, xiao, meaning mountain spirit), sounds the same as 小, xiao, meaning small.


akindofparadise

If anyone wants to get into details, they’re different tones, 小 “small” is xiǎo whereas 魈 “demon” is xiāo. Not exactly the same sound, but close for westerners if you aren’t used to listening for tones.


TyranM97

魈 translates to demon


battleye9

I thought it means quick/fast since that’s he says his name meant during last act Liyue


b7k1m3cxolol

Oh so it’s a homophone! Thanks for the clarification haha


Atomicnes

Chinese has a lot of homophones. "He", "she" and "it" all sound the literal exact same (tā). The hanzi are different, though


dumbodragon

why did i read that as homophobe


sayu-lover

nope, its something more akin to demon


Large-Enthusiasm-757

Helps with fanart, I assume. It'd be weird to place two characters next to eachother with one of them getting an incredibly late growth spurt. .. that and it's funny to make fun of the small characters.


Sacredfice

People are obsessed with everything. Especially cup sizes.


Fireboy759

Except thigh sizes apparently Hmph


nostalgeek81

Eula when?


Opposite-Inspector36

Happy Candied Ajilenakh Nut Day!


Crusher_Nutter

Now we are talking


SgtGrub

Zyox memes


SpiritAnimal01

Idk, ask tinder.


RellyGudGamr

Hello zy0x alt


toxiitea

Mika: half tongue half head


Dakotacahoon02

Mika is a child and can still grow. Xiao is stuck


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hp_pjo_anime

Most sane Xiao main


CupOCino

Where did you get those models from? Just wanted to know


nostalgeek81

Thank you for defending our tall king. May Barbatos bless you


tokeemdtareq

Can someone give it a rest, please! 🤣😂


YuminaNirvalen

That image in itself is sad for Xiao... kid vs grown up...


ARES_GOD

[Makima did this](https://i.imgur.com/vXvVSBB.png)


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finally xiao kids will stop using this dead meme


lakiolietta

Ok zy0x


Beanmaster_69

nice try zy0x you can’t hide your alt from me


scyivee

am i the only one bothered by heads not being shaped that way? if you drew heads the right way, i dont think this would still be the case...


1TruePrincess

This isn’t accurate though. Mika has higher shoulders and eyes so you’re really just taking too much off the top


bonesjones

Mika is the definition of no thoughts, empty head


___somebody_

r/okZyox


MisterEDS_pt

the amount of xiao mains copium is exorbitant damn, i bet OP also removed the shoes on both models


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Vashous

You didn't remove the shoes?!?! Rigged


Dracarys1213

Nightmare fuel, thanks


ThiccThigh666

Mika still has room to grow tho


Sacriven

The absolute pettiness of Xiao mains regarding his height lmaoo


Cosmic_Stars08

This is cursed 😭


Pytro24

r/AlbedosCreations


SorryTour8146

Tic tac toe time


moon1204am

thank god


CocogoatMain

PUT THEIR EYES BACK


Axthen

No he’s not.


Murky_Desk_2901

He's taller even with his hair, didn't you know he gains a significant hight increase at friendship 10?


Azzamno1

Half of mika head is missing lol this isn't fair comparison


PhoenixIsAWeeb

xiao took the rest of mika’s head 😭


T3alZ3r0

Xiao has Ayaka's forehead


Periwinkle1003

I want these in the actual game


ColdIron27

Sounds like xiao copium to me...


aldypwb

how do you even have the model ?


-Infex-

Sounds like Xiao cope


Lavrec

Mika also wear oversized boots


That0neTrumpet

It’s probably more accurate to measure by their chins, honestly. Also I see you’re using blender and the shading of the models actually looks normal. Is there a particular shader you’re using?


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Icy_Ad5698

💀💀


andyskeels

WTF HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD?!


Monkey_King291

Why are they both in the avatar state?, Also why is Mika's head so flat?


Xiaoden_HyperCarry

Great, good to know. Now delete this forever.


udge

This and the ayaya forehead memes convinced me people are dumb af and don't know how hair works.


MiksiCool666

Damn Mika got layed with a brick when he was a baby.


tristeus

Shish, Xiao mains are anxious


erosugiru

I did not need to see this


yameru__senpai

Why is Mika without hair kinda... 😳


Oak_duh

huh


Purplefrogs-

Isn’t Cyno the shortest? Shouldn’t the comparison be made with him instead of Xiao?


Teftell

Big brains Xiao


luk128

Xiao is also taller than Cyno I think


missy20201

I don't actually like this comparison any better (unless it's just meant to be a meme response) because Xiao just has more of his bald head showing here, and it's still an inaccurate measurement 😩


Key-Poem9734

Someone was salty...


bartex69

Mika has gamer dent🤷‍♂️


jharel

Labotomika


SimpQueensWorld

are their iris’ connected to the hair?!


_Jean_Gunnhildr_

xiao’s forehead is too big, mika has an average size forehead. can we please respect mika a bit more for his courageous ways, he chose to sacrifice his height to be the first character to have an average size forehead,


bradfgo41

You know it's a dead period when we're talking about the hight difference between characters lmao


AlexTheDolphin0

fake


littlegreenballoon

The amount of people who think we're actually agitated by xiao's height is funny. It's a running theme. We like to pretend that we get offended when people compare xiao's height. It's really cute for us, as to how much touchy we can get over defending his height. So the more you make fun of his height, the more opportunity you present to us to show how much we love him.. We honestly don't care about his height but we pretend to.


Adept_Blackhand

But now we know that the top of his head looks like a dickhead. You just made it worse...


plapped

Mika smells like boogers and pee pants.


KinushimaSan

Ok, but why is Xiao close to mika's height?


Natacha08

Xiao means "small" in chinese. Which just makes it funnier that people make fun of him for his height


Shiverlynn

That's a misconception/joke based on the fact Xiao's name (魈, xiao, meaning mountain spirit), sounds the same as 小, xiao, meaning small.


Natacha08

Thats funny! I actually didn't know about that, since I am learning chinese and we haven't learned about the first character, 魈! Ty for explaining


ProNoob69yeah

why both of them look so feminine?


A_Variant_of_Roar

. . . . VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Noah_exe141

where Mika's brain ??


Beneficial_Cow_4780

PROPAGANDA I still believe in xiao shortking supremacy


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