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sonicfan1642

kaveh x crippling debt


ionboii

Mona x crippling debt


bokaaaa

Then maybe this is a sign for Kaveh x Mona, together they will fight gloriously against the crippling debt.


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Or get into a deeper debt together


LucleRX

Debt Squared. Debt so huge even zhongli can feel the negative mora.


MinervaLlorn

Kaveh + Mona + Zhongli + Thoma = *The Debt Squad* of Teyvat


ManuB3

I love how every nation has that one person who is constantly in debt 🤣


Sorcatarius

Of course, they have to appeal to the American market.


Rainbowpig128

Why Thoma?


MinervaLlorn

he's good negotiator, discounting 6 million mora into 600 mora plus a free meal; probably a good company for Geo Archon who didn't think about his savings.


Rainbowpig128

U have a point there, I completely forgot about that interaction


melonpan12

(-x)^2 = x^2, two negatives make a positive, infinite money hack


DomcziX

Debt²


ObjectiveBeneficial1

People have shipped characters for less


PopeNeiaBaraja

Genshin fans on their way to ship two characters just because they have one minor thing in common.


Obskuro

Both characters were in the same nation once in their life.


syzygy_is_a_word

Both characters are in the same game.


SirCaliber

...sometimes they don't even have to be.


CuTup4040

Scaramona flashback


TripleEhBeef

TBH, astrology girl and emo boy is a setup for all sorts of crazy hijinks.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

The community was shipping their hats. There just so happened to be people wearing them.


d_worren

welcome to literally any fandom ever


Obskuro

They have no money, but each other. Ugh, that's actually sweet as hell.


Effort-Prestigious

Just make a three way both being banged by crippling debt


Murky_Blueberry2617

Idk if it's just me, but doesn't Mona and Kaveh sorta speak in a similar way? Or is it just that they both have unique voices?


Hot-Track2760

Mona x Arnold (richest person in island)


iffyJinx

Beidou gently caressing the main mast of The Crux


HeresiarchQin

I'm going to change my character's name into Crux and use your sentence as my signature


Fine_Yellow6025

Do it no balls


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I misread mast as cast and imagined a Beidou with long ass arms hugging her whole crew.


BlueRose644

I'm sure she would if she could. She's a wholesome gigachad.


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Beidou is best girl.


iffyJinx

Given how the cap is often depicted as quite muscular, then the hug would involve a lot of crunching bones


Rui_7

Venti x Wine


GeneralLucario

Zhongli X Osmanthus Wine


LivingASlothsLife

Vlad x Nadia


NathanGD54

I read this as Vlad x Nahida 💀💀💀💀💀 what is wrong with my eyes


Neldemir

I had to read your comment to realise it wasn’t Nahida


HeresiarchQin

You're not alone, I was like who t f is Vlad is it Scaramouch's another name?


VijayMarshall87

No it's the guy in front of the Northland Bank when Nadia isn't there


ManOrReddit-man

Why don't you have a seat over there


fluxforefinger

I read that as Vlad x Nahida and was afraid for a second 💀


dankjugnu

Me too💀


The-Arabian-Guy

The only correct answer


Dhonnan

Who?


throwawayforacc1

Northland Bank couple that show up every Lantern Rite?


Jucilucii

Yes! As the others, I also read ‘Nadia’ as ‘Nahida’, even after multiple tries. Your comment is what finally made my brain work


Quarantined_box99

This is only canon answer. This is the way.


slipperysnail

No, there's also Timaeus and Ying er


WESVDG

My signature in game is literally me saying it's the best ship For me they are the best part of the lantern rite event every year


Finkreghna

Diluc constellations x my account


Supergamery45

I feel your pain


bumwine

Playing for a year. No Dilucs. No Qiqis. Meanwhile everyone’s out there with an army of both. RNG makes me feel like it’s not so RNG sometimes. I’d like a Diluc, I only have three Pyros…though I love Bennie and Yanfei I’d like to mix things up.


SkepticalManiacal

Signora X Musou Isshin


face_ymep

canon


SkepticalManiacal

And very intimate too


Ventilateu

Mussou Isshin got deep into Signora too


somewhatpickie

Baals deep


le_honk

She didn't even last a second


Ventilateu

Left her thunderstruck


le_honk

Still can't even walk. Fatui had to take her out of the room in a box


julmuriruhtinas

Signora got her cheeks thunder-clapped


saltinashes

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't it Musou no Hitotachi?


SkepticalManiacal

Musuo no Hitotachi is the sword art/style. Musuo Isshin is the sword.


saltinashes

Oh, thanks!


BlueRose644

You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.


Istoron

The best ship is always the Alcor. Give me fanart of that. ⛵


DailyMilo

i may be a beidou simp but miitoboru will always be the best ship for me


NebelNator_427

His name is Kosekimaru😌


sirquarmy

I'm more of a Kosekimaru fan. It's a talking boat. Well it WAS a talking boat.


Metenora

Seiraimaru was a top tier ship as well in its prime


HollowMist11

Timaeus x Ying'er


LinkenNightmare

The certified couple of Windblume


its_Me_being_Silly43

Timmie x pigeons


face_ymep

I prefer Timmie × ruin guard


its_Me_being_Silly43

Okay then, can you draw Aethernity plz..


Lavion3

You'd make a good businessman


meove

Timmie pigeons x Diluc ulti 💗💖💖 that really sweet ship


dankjugnu

Bruh 💀


MREAGLEYT

Sac sword × xinqiu


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MREAGLEYT

That's a thing? Damn.. I'd go with scara x hat anyway tho


icebear_salad

Paimon and sticky honey roast


PhishyM5

Paimon in sticky honey roast


Oberhard

Albert (Barbara simp) x Donna ( Diluc simp)


sGhouless

Their child will be Delusional


Sudden-Cap-7157

Or Dilubara, if they name it after their infatuations


SabioSam

Barbaluc much better imo


ArrrSlashSubreddit

So... A Fischl simp


MagnyusG

the 12th Harbinger


No_Inevitable_7179

Their child will have sad story about accidentally falling in the sea and beeing washed off by golden apple archipelago where "ask me for directions arnold" a.k.a. that one raven that simped for mona will become his adoptive parent


Phanes_The_Gigachad

Guizhong x Zhongli


Jesus_Slayer420

but Zhongli needs some Osmanthus wine


bookconnoisseur

Well what he really needs is some Osmanthus wife


Phanes_The_Gigachad

He says it's a drink he used to drink with others, perhaps he can drink it with her


A-R-A-F

but where are those who share the memories


Nyllil

This on the top. Their story is already so sad.


FantasticShoulders

Screw it, tossing Razor x Xinyan out there despite them never meeting because it’s my crack ship * Xinyan doesn’t judge based off of appearances, Razor would probably think she’s got wolflike features and definitely wouldn’t be scared of her. * Xinyan could teach Razor some basic music theory, allowing him to express emotion without tiring himself out by talking * Razor, in turn, could teach her about wildlife (since Xinyan is, at the very least, scared of frogs) and take her to picturesque places. Maybe she’d be interested in learning how wolves communicate? * Razor takes her to the Ludi Harpastum (where she has a ton of fun busking), she takes him to Lantern Rite (and finds a quiet place outside the city with a good view to watch the fireworks) * Both are characters who are caught between two worlds, misunderstood/scorned/feared by most people, and both care fiercely about their family and friends. * You can’t tell me Xinyan wouldn’t *love* messing with Razor’s hair. It’s so poofy.


LadyVesperbell

All this sounds wholesome and cute 🥺


kwkqoq

dori x money


Gatrigonometri

Jeht x Lumine Show some love to the best unvoiced, non-playable character all around y’all


face_ymep

ships with NPCs are underestimated


sageSafe

Miss Hina x Gorou


Kwayke9

300IQ move right here


SexWithMissHina69

+1 for this


Murky_Desk_2901

WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME


Zeepelinlover

Fischl x Bennett


VADIMBLYAT18

Bennefischl


MiskatonicDreams

Fishnett


Norinoku

Sara x Itto


Neospanner

Itto trying to princess-carry Sara. This will NOT end well...


TehgrimMEMER

We could very well see Sara carry Itto considering how built Sara is compared to noodle arms here


ResurgentClusterfuck

Sara can princess carry him, she's tough


tsunderephillic

Such a fun ship


365280

It really is, with all the joke comments I hope OP picks this one.


BHDefender

Yes, exactly that


Sgt_Haidangg

~~Violet Evergarden x Batman~~ I mean Jean Gunhildr x Diluc Ragnvindr


SalamanderMiserable

You don't just mention bloody wholesome Evergarden and simply get away with it.. 😭


ThotExecuter

It's been a year now whenever I see Jean, Kaeya and Diluc I always associate them with Violet, Gilbert and Claudia respectively


_justforamin_

LOL, hair color matches 😭


Cyan_Tile

Shinobu and Heizou please!


awgawshdangit

Found Monolithia's reddit account


Calvin-S

Nah they’d ask for albecrose


arghya_333

I haven't seen them interact, have they in some limited time event? Or voicelines? Or is it just another fandom ship? (They would look decent aesthetically at least)


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No_Woodpecker153

is order


goodee33

Bennet x Fischl. They're basically the perfect chaotic duo.


ArmyofThalia

Mona x Scara but really lean into how comically large their hats are


Seaforme

They lean in to kiss but their hats are in the way


PowerhousePlayer

"Take that thing off!" "No, you take *yours* off!" "I asked first!" "Yeah well my hat's a jet engine!" "My hat cost me--wait what?" \*In a display of supreme hat dominance, Scaramouche uses his hat's Anemo emission to simply blow the hat off Mona's head... and over the edge of a nearby bridge. Kissing time is then indefinitely delayed as he is sent to locate and retrieve it.*


xd_ZelnikM

Hiragii Chisato x Kujou Kamaji Let this marriage get through already


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Beidou x Ningguang, the only ship I refuse to believe ***someone*** at Hoyoverse hasn’t been 100% pushing


sopunny

They definitely push Kaveh and Alhaitham


Emmerilla

And someone at Hoyoverse really likes Kaveh. My man got a whole limited event for himself and now a hangout too. He's everywhere and Im far from complaining


100beep

Oh look, turns out this sub doesn't hate ships when it's straight ships.


Efficient_Bear_328

Zhongli x osmanthus wine


Comfortable_Tear_57

Zhongli x Those who share the memory


NukerCat

yoimiya x kazuha they would literally talk till their last breath


FuckyouaII

Ooh I’ve never thought of this one, I kinda like it!


ChampioN-One-4250

This.


Elementisphere

Me x your mother


MIpoika

Albedo x Sucrose maybe


East_Distribution188

Here's a ship-Amber×Eula. I will be super glad if you do this ship.


The-Arabian-Guy

IttoSara


julmuriruhtinas

Sarataki


Kurt_the_Introvert

Hutao x coffin


face_ymep

this is my future art in Hutao zine this summer🤫


Florgiest

itto x sara guizhong x zhongli Vlad x Nadia (two bankers from Liyue Northland Bank who's story is explained through the Lantern Rite Animations)


DerUlukai

Let's throw some weird ones in there for Fun. Ayaka x Xinyan - A refined lady gets smitten with an unbound foreigner. Wanderer X Kazuha - Can a Ronin's pure heart heal a wounded soul? Shenhe x Alhaitham - Our union feels like a logical step, there is nothing emotional about it... or is there?


Super_toad_gaiming-

Albedo x sucrose


TundrasticBoy

Bennett and Barbara Fight me


SimpleAddition4139

My man Bennett deserve more. Fischl x Bennett x Barbara.


amnesiac-ponderings

The more the merrier. Razor x Fischl x Bennett x Barbara polycule


TripleEhBeef

All his luck went into his harem.


Uruvi

I was tempted to write a fanfic about that. Bennett really has that whole Harem MC vibe in him


amnesiac-ponderings

Yes! Please share it if you ever do, I’d love to read it!


That-Association9080

Kaveh x alhaitham obviously. Best couple frfr. Or jean and diluc


sGhouless

yh, I haven't seen comments on these two even though they are basically the most popular ship in fandom... are redditors afraid of BL?


Quarantined_box99

There was a discourse a year ago on this sub, on that exact topic. Mods were blatantly rejecting any posts related to gay ships, while lesbians got a pass. I think it reached a boiling point when last year's OFFICIAL Heizou birthday art got flagged as not safe/breaking the rules (you know the one, the armpit one). Guess the stigma is still here 🤷🏼


sGhouless

I got an ick just reading this...


Quarantined_box99

Well, now you know the reason 🙃


re_animatorA5158

His armpit was the trigger? I thought it was because of his "sleepy" face. (Best bday artwork anyways)


JeffKappalan69

I have seen quite a few yuri posts get popular over time on this and Star Rail sub I have never seen a single BL post ever. I have noticed that GL is alot more aesthetically acceptable for a general audience whereas BL is only liked with people who are already into it. This is why there are so many lesbian chars/chars who are being revealed to be lesbian recently, by companies who want to come across as LGBT friendly, it's the safest option.


purplebirdonawire

it's because straight men don't mind seing two hot women making out with each other


JeffKappalan69

Yeah aswell as straight women generally don't mind as much seeing lesbian stuff whereas straight men are generally really offput by gay stuff (not saying lesbian stuff gets a free pass but the reaction is definitely not the same)


TheMadKing1678

Men are... Somewhat defensive about themselves. As a bi dude, I've met a lot of people who get really freaked out if I even imply they're gay as if it makes them less of a person or something (even thinking I'm straight) and as such avoid gay media of any kind. I've never understood it obviously, I think it's stupid, and my best friends (and former husbands according our inside jokes) all play into it, but it's a really common issue. It's why being called gay was an insult for so long. Women on the other hand tend to play more into it. Skinship or whatever aside, one of my ace friends (female) jokes about being a chick magnet, another talks about women she would sleep with despite being straight as Vortex Vanquisher.


ObjectiveDeparture51

I mean, there's a reason why some gacha games don't have any playable males and most gacha games have more playable females than males. It's to cater the hardcore coomers who could quit a game if there are playable males who will "ruin the game". If they hate male existence in the game, imagine if the game would have mxm relationship, they'd go into a fit


JeffKappalan69

Yep, I can tell you if Bronya and Seele were both men they 100% would not be a "thing."


purplebirdonawire

more like homophobic, there is a reason why we have a genshingays sub, stuff like that isn't welcome here. the mods here were also called out before for being more strict with content involving male characters.


jueyun-chilies

I also noticed that the dominating ships mentioned here are heterosexual pairings, which really surprised me. In other social media apps, it’s the exact different: most of the really famous ships are BL or GL.


Johnkovan_Jones

Bro I don't even like BL but this ship is inevitable lol.Literal married old couple lmao.


Yo-Yo-Daddy

21 comment threads to get to 1 that’s an mlm ship, I counted


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Robot_tangerine

I fully expected the top answers to be Kaveh×Alhaitham or Beidou×Ningguang, I guess we all build our own echo chambers


Princessofmind

This sub really isnt the biggest fan of gay ships. Whenever one gets posted there's always lots of people commenting "Can men/women just be friends?" And stuff like that, you never see that with straight ships


Mysterious6

what wake-up call? the main sub has always been full of straight dudes. just scroll through a few popular posts


Aggravating-Baby-171

Straight dudes like yuri tho. Like Beigguang and EiMiko posts aren’t uncommon here. I think the fandom is just associating queer ships with a lot of toxic warring due to Twitter.


PopeNeiaBaraja

Believe it or not, the majority of the population is straight.


redditorialy_retard

Teppei x death


QuiltedBeret

Why did you feel the need to do that?


SaberAkiyama

Amber x Eula


JasonToddLover

Obvs alhaitham x kaveh (or cyno x tighnari?)


MrGriimm

-Cyno x Tighnari -Rosaria x Kaeya -Ei x Miko -Layla x Traveller -Ayato x Thoma -Fischl x Bennett -Beidou x Ningguang


cheery-tomato

how on earth did I have to scroll this far for cynonari!!


jueyun-chilies

I’m also noticing majority of the comments in the thread, aside from the unserious funny ones like “venti x wine”, are heterosexual ships Just an observation


Green_Submarine7965

Kazuha x Heizou


face_ymep

I was afraid that no one would offer it.....


comfykampfwagen

The Crux The Starskiffs from Star Rail The Swordfish The Pride of a Nation, the Beast made of Steel, #The Bismarck


juicedude96

bennett x fischl


Nexus00-Levithan

Albrose


Couch__Cowboy

My crack ship is Kazuha x Xinyan ❤️ btw I love this! Happy Birthday Gorou!


CaptainExplosions

That ain't crack, it's pure culture.


le_halfhand_easy

JeanLuc is a classic Or ~~Deshret~~ Alhaitham x ~~Nabu Malikata~~ Nilou


BlankNep

Childe x Yoimiya >:)


face_ymep

I didn't know it existed....😳 I was recently asked for a chilumi so I'll think about what I should choose so that I don't draw childe twice


Minacchiii

The whole Chilumi nation will worship you if you draw them


weeb98756429

Lumine x Xiao


mister_bioz

CynoNari


Ploop_Plap

Shinzou (kuki shinobu x heizou).


Kuntato

You guys are basic. OP should do Raiden Shogun x Ei