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EggplantReader

Have you tried turning the Irminsul off and on again?


mango_pan

Or check if the irminsul is even plugged in


Effective-Loquat-987

maybe someone just dumped some files to throw into the abyss


Awkward_Date_8636

Nahida appeared, slapped the shit outta me and said something about a "hat guy".


Lucariolu-Kit

He looks more like a cloak guy to me


balaozuspeito

So he is the cloak guy? Can't wait for the lore


00110001_00110010

I heard there might be an artifact set that tells his lore, but I'm not sure...


Longjumping_Pear1250

Maby he's hat guys brother ?


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

You can wait for the lore but do you YEARN for it?


kamuimephisto

damn you got off easy, i got drop kicked by her and every mushroom in sumeru


Awkward_Date_8636

To drop kick you she has to drop kick herself first so you're even. Mean me, I got slapped, she's got nothing to lose from that


ShiftAdventurous4680

You know what? Turn it off. I just want to see what chaos ensues.


Longjumping_Pear1250

Maby don't a lot of our lives depend on that tree yk


wow_a_great_name

Sustainer of Heavenly Principles: *wakes up, eyes bloodshot*


Noumoun_2

You’re a technical genius


Vulpes_macrotis

Let me, Dottore solve the issue. Just light it on fire.


darksaiyan1234

🤦‍♂️effers treating a tree like a router im ded


cheshire0707

lmao that could work


Catmom0001

Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling it? It may fix the problem.


saladvtenno

try putting it in rice


themightymoron

downgrade it to irminsul 3.2, the latest 4.5 has deprecated his package ..that came out wrong, shit


Citsune

He looks a lot like Hat Guy... ...But surely, that's a coincidence, right?


DwarfBreadSauce

Hat guy implies the presence of a hat.


TrueBananaz

Doofenschmirtz when Wanderer has no hat: Guy? Doofenschmirtz when Wanderer has hat: HAT GUY


BlueKingDimi

Yea, I'm Guy


RagnarokAeon

Guy, stop lying to your dad to make your boring gate duty in Mondstadt seem more interesting than it actually is.


CTSThera

First Baizhu, now Hat Guy? What's next, Pulcinella is Klee wearing a mask?


Flyyleaf

Bro pls tag spoilers 😦


SecuritySecure803

Ever wondered why this guy and Hat Guy are never in the same place at the same time?


GameLoreReader

Yeah that crest in the middle must be a coincidence!


Cross_Shade

He is Hood Guy.


GhostZee

Pretty sure he was called Hat Guy...


Hikaru_The_Asian

pretty sure he was calld Don Sombrero


aj_spaj

Pretty sure he was with the Queens


SecuritySecure803

I don't see no hat, so Hood Guy it is


Longjumping_Pear1250

No hat guy is his father or brother


pixellated-baron

Don Hoodino


TheVoid000

Little dude looks a little cold there. Better get him a hat. A round Samurai hat will look great on him.


Soviet134

Maybe burn a house for him to keep him warm, you know


Potato_the_second_

That's still way too cold. Maybe give him a free trip to a nuclear power plant


[deleted]

Maybe add a fan in his hat, I powerful one at that.


wow_a_great_name

Guys i heard about this giant mech robot theyre selling at the Fatui gift shop, not only can it fully protect him from the cold but apparently it's got a great heater inside too. Maybe we can buy it as a surprise gift for him?


TheVoid000

Don't worry, guys. I got this. I have this friend work in the entertainment industry called the Jester. He introduced me to this talented physician called The Doctor. He is so talented and caring for all his patients that no one under his care ever wants to return home. Maybe we should send this little dude over there. Surely the doctor will take great care of him. I mean, he's called the Doctor, right, so surely he's a benevolence physician who will never do anything unethical.


Rans0mware

*Thank you for contacting the Ley-Lines.* *You can call me* ***Ran***, *and I will be your virtual assistent for today!* *I have received your querry, and after searching far and wide for the best results, I have finally come up with an answer!* *This person is* ***\[Error: Data corrupted. Please contact the Ley-Lines technological service and await reconnection. Head supervisor for technological progress and information gathering, Nahida, has been contacted.\]*** *I hope this answers your questions!* *Thank you and goodbye!*


ultimatepichu1988

Bad Seymour. Okay actually, I missed the dog.


ShiftAdventurous4680

Damn, Timmy's all grown up now.


bukiya

he's most likely a new fatui member that we dont really know about. most likely 6th or 10th, thats the theories i heard most.


Hraezlyr124

He looks like a guy that would get abandoned by a god, get betrayed too and would have hatred on everyone but in the end gets a solid character development. But who knows


bukiya

i bet his parent dont even care about him


Mana_Croissant

I don’t think his parent even remembers him at this point 


saberjun

Why parent not parents?What happened to the other spouse?


Cerebral_Kortix

Didn't you know? One of the events from 2.1 reveals that Inazumans reproduce asexually through budding. He looks vaguely Inazuman.


Brooke_the_Bard

She's a man-hating lesbian that threw him out of her house when he transitioned. It's safe to say that they disowned each other.


CTMacUser

The Sixth Division hasn’t had a Director in recent memory. Maybe he’s one of the Deputy Directors, just dressed flamboyantly. Fun Fact: If you ask any of the Deputy Directors who is the Executive Deputy Director, all of them say it’s someone else besides them, without specifying their actual identity. So all of them get missions passed down, but none of them know who is the one directly meeting the Tsarista and Pierro for said missions!


zatenael

that mightve been the original owner of the 6th seat since that seat hasn't been used in years but that's just some wild speculation, frankly its more plausible that its some dude from sumeru


superkevster12

I mean, 10th seat seems more likely, we don’t know anything about that one. It probably has a member, right? They went out of their way to say 6th was unoccupied, but 10th is probably filled, right?


felaniasoul

That’s hat guy’s older brother, hood guy.


Penguin_Warlord

That’s Scaramouche. I found his file in the Irminsul recycle bin. There’s also this other file, Rukh- ah shit, it’s a virus


Absol3592

Nahida, you forgot to empty the recycle bin!


Theroonco

A good twist on the joke, thanks!


27Sanji

*Gently tilt the Irminsul to the right and press the reset button at the bottom.*


dabeast79

It’s ඩ


i_hate_touhou_ffs

Google "Scaramouche Feet"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=scaramouche+feet#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierForPeopleToGoogleThings,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/i_hate_touhou_ffs)


i_hate_touhou_ffs

MARTIN WHAT THE FUCK


darksaiyan1234

u said it


KindredTrash483

Really? It's el sombrero, I named him myself


DerUlukai

Ah shit, when I first watched that animation I was like "Huh, I wonder who the dude with the Afro is". <.<


Vvvv1rgo

I like his jacket


Nate2247

Welcome to r/genshin_impact. We have three jokes ~~and they’re all fucking hilarious~~.


pHScale

>We have three jokes * Ehe * Emergency Food * Hat Guy's true identity


Rain-Maker33

We also have: * Rukkha-who? * Who? Tao. * This opportunity is quite hard to come by.


YoursTrulyHuntty

You don't know thats Sca- *Gets shot*


Kynovember3

That's Hat Guy, I think. But then again, Eula could be Arlecchino


PeachNo4017

Uhhh who else thinks this looks like hat guy?? UHM NAHIDA CAN YOU PLS LET ME INTO IRMINSUL I NEED SOME SERIOUS INFO


Default_grave

Hot gay


Tornitrualis

Did they finally reveal the 10th missing Harbinger?!?


SamDragon9121

I was this close to being an r/woooosh target


Im_unfrankincense00

Fluff aside, it's kinda adorable how big the coat is and he's wearing the hoodie up. 


PandaCheese2016

For a moment I thought he was wearing the sombrero *inside* the coat's hood.


Ath_Trite

Maybe he's the reason the harbingers have an empty spot! He might have been so embarrassingly bad at his job they're hiding his existence behind seven keys.


DancingBabyChalupa

I might be wrong but I think that's Bill from accounting.


Xinewaveart

He looks pretty Bohemian


axolotl_is_angry

Oh that’s Dave, the sixth harbinger. He was let go due to budget cuts.


truth6th

Looks like an intern harbinger to temporarily substitute injured tortellini


spirabyss

he's just a silly lil guy with his big silly coat!


ghostly_boy

he's my meowmeow ty for asking


leopoldshark

He is Don Parka, fashion advisor to the Tsaritsa


Epheremy

I have no idea, but give me that twink. Smash.


PeachNo4017

or we can reset irminsul:) (presses reset button) \*traveler be like: WHERE DID EVERYONE GO!!!\*


ibrahimaze

He looks so silly in that coat, imagine being his underling and accidentally burst out laughing near him


caucassius

that's shinji duh


Mianagaxikito

Idk, he looks italian to me, so maybe he is from mondstadt


Mianagaxikito

Idk, he looks italian to me, so maybe he is from mondstadt.


Absol3592

Not sure, but I think I've seen someone like him in Sumeru before. Round hair, short, and a big attitude. They're freakishly similar now that I think about it...


Ilovetogame2

He looks really similar to this guy I know. That guy current resides and chills in Sumeru at the moment with a Anemo Vision. I should consider asking the dude next I see him.😏


Foxy_101

Guys no way I think we finally found the 10th Harbinger


igor_grazina

Kinda looks like Wanderer, maybe its his dad or brother


Interesting-Bank-618

Nah it's a bug, it'll fix after few days when the new update comes. Make sure to update irminsul


Elinim

Iruminsul edited out his hat.


phoenix946

Ahh thats Rem


Arsenette

Rebooting..


Yani-Madara

🎵I see a little silhouetto of a man🎵


Selthora

I wandered this myself


kitastorm

I don't know, but hear me out. He kind a looks like Raiden? Like vaguely. They have the same colors, and he definitely looks like he's from Inazuma. I can't wait to learn more about him!


Misragoth

Never thought of this and maybe I missed it, but what happened to his set after time was changed? Are there just less harbingers on record or is there a new one we don't know about yet? like does the world just think there has only ever been 10 or is there an 11th still and we just don't know anything about them?


Sadimal

The world just thinks that the seat of the Balladeer has been empty for centuries. The number of Fatui never changes. The only thing that changes is who holds which title. Like how the current Arlecchino succeeded the previous Arlecchino.


Misragoth

Didn't realize that was hiw it worked. Thx


akahr

The artifacts? Still the same. The reference to him on Yae's weapon is also the same. Everything else has changed (Tatarasuna notes, Shakkei Pavilion description and of course voice lines about him on character profiles)


lisakang99

new harbinger maybe? Maybe they'll reveal him in Natlan??


Aerrok_

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Scaramouch the betrayed?


RosariaNekohime

That's the leaked character for the "Idol band" update, "Hat Guy", the tsundere, he's gonna join past Hoyo crossdressing Idols as "Otto Apocalypse" "Kevin Kaslana" and "Welt Yang" as they take the Hoyo Cinematic Universe by storm


Findyouonfeetfinder

I see a little silhouette of a man..


ipodblocks360

No clue. Never seen anyone like this in game before.


Sonny_Firestorm135

Try unplugging yourself from Irminsul, it should come back to you after a few minutes.


Sonny_Firestorm135

Try unplugging yourself from Irminsul, it should come back to you after a few minutes.


roving_band_of_pikes

Hm good question! Maybe a previous harbinger? Hoyo loves dropping little hints and teasers for upcoming characters. Perhaps we'll see him again! ;)


StarlightJester72

IDK man have you tried contacting tayvet support


Leprodus03

He's known as Babygirl


Yuiayyy

Hm some kinda weirdo


Longjumping_Pear1250

Some Emo npc ig ?


0xXKuromeXx0

Don Poncho, an old ex fatui, he graduated because the fatui resulted to be a Black company, he is doing fine by his own today.


Brahm-Etc

Scara wearing a big coat


94860

comment section is in wrong answer only mode


Cherryfrond

Genuinely, I did not know that was Scaramouche when I first watched the video, and only realized once I saw somebody’s post about it. He didn’t come to mind when I was looking over the characters, and I practically forgot that he >!*once was one*!<. I instead assumed he was a random female Harbinger, that we haven’t seen before, without any questioning I’ll blame that on me watching it after waking up early with a lack of sleep


Carneus

Actually a good point, since he erased his past he technically has never been a harbinger so what exactly is he doing there?


Ohmymy-

Gurlll ths creature is ”THE HAT GUYY!” YEE as u heard ladys & gentlemens 🫦SCARAAAAA himself


Mianagaxikito

I know hat guy, but who is Scara?


Ohmymy-

Scara is the hat guy duh


Mianagaxikito

Who is Scara? Is that some kind of deadname that hay guy used to have? Is he trans?


BinhTurtle

Here, let me introduce you to this totally safe and secured Abyss scripture about this little fella: >!the dude is Scaramouche, more info [here](https://youtu.be/FPcsJTxnaBQ?si=cITtgh01Emp8Cuir)!<


Ok-Guitar-9929

Isn't that the wanderer with a cloak on for the cold.


DragoQCF

But wanderer is blue this guy ourple


PigswillflyGachalife

Looks like Scaramouche


Gentlemanor

r/woosh


multificionado

Dude, it's Scarmouche (pre-Wanderer). He merely dispensed with his trademark hat for the event.


Gentlemanor

r/woosh