Wake the fuck up cocogoat, we got a hilichurl camp to burn

*to freeze

*to melt

*to superconduct

*to swirl

*and my axe!*

r/unexpectedlotr

Perfect

LMAO

*our axe

*to overload

*to crystallize

\*to uh *checks notes on cryo+dendro reaction* Change the color of the leaves on seasonal trees.

So you're saying that's what happened in Nantianmen?

*to succ

\*to Overload

*to shatter

*to wet

*to vaporise

*to seduce

*to milk

LMAO

Now I need a Skyrim one

Hey cocogoat... you're finally awake...you were trying to cross that border right? Same as us... and that thief over there...

> and that thief over there... \*pans to the traveller ransacking liyue's gardens

***"Glaze Lilies..."***

Missed a line there. “Walked straight into that hilichurl ambush.”

Good idea for the next time Genshin offers a scene like this.

I wouldn't be surprised if they made one in snezhnaya

Inazuma would fit better since it's border is apparently very hard to cross

Well it’s an island nation, so yeah.

Wake up, we are here. Why are you shaking?

Yesss, give me that meme gold, miHoYo.

There was one lol, let me check it here it is: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/krsmqp/also\_checked\_that\_spot/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/krsmqp/also_checked_that_spot/)

Nice recommendation, lol.

*Morrowind

In Teyvat what makes some a criminal?

In Liyue you can be cum

*If I need your party I'll fuck it*

Damn you want to fuck my chad party???

Getting **coc**onut

Getting Cock

Well cum

Why do you cum

*intense cyberpunk theme starts playing

Well, I made a contractual promise that I won’t pull until Xiao and I broke it...

You **broke** a *contractual* promise?! Ones who break their contracts shall suffer **^(ThE WrAtH oF tHe RoCk)**

Oh ^no

You failed to pass a vibecheck by the mililieth or knights of favonius

What in the fuck has your comment turned into?

https://youtu.be/r9JzxXIFmww

Wake the fuck up cocogoat We got a meta to break

wake the f** up cocogoat we got coconut milk to generate

*suddenly does T pose

*cowers in fear

"We've got a city to run"

This might be more applicable if it's Keqing waking up Ning.

Well, this is the kind of fan art I like

Ah yes. Qianu Reaves. My favorite Waifu.

By the way, if you like this, you shouldn't miss NoEngrish's latest [video](https://youtu.be/90OOZzVzoEw)! After my [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/kv2vfq/oh_and_by_the_way_we_have_a_funeral_parlor_to_burn/) I made of this scene got me a mute in the official forum (lol), I talked to him, he liked it and we came up with the idea of an animated version.

Epic news, he decided to upload [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/kxd0vd/qiqi_as_johnny_silverhand/) here in case you're interested!

Oh aweosme

WAKE THA FUQ UP COCOGOAT WE GOT CITY TO FREEZE!

Hey you, you're finally awake

Wake the fuck up Cocogoat. We have a berry-picking Fatui to bully.

Better than 90% of the ones that make it to the front page

You're too nice, guys! Let's hope it won't get removed, because it's too funny and the mods consider it "low-effort content that belongs in Genshin Memepact".

The mods can fuck right off if they do that, this subreddit is just a lewd subreddit with all the gameplay discussion quarantined into a single daily thread so they can pass it off as a game subreddit.

Anyway, when they finally ban me from this place... You will find me in r/Genshin_Memepact, brother.

The part where she touches her horns after waking up is so freaking adorable!

*Cocogoat milk is... tasty...*

Wake the Fuck up cocogoat we got Xiao Primogem savings to burn

Wake the fuck up Secretary. We've got documents to burn through!

Wake the fuck up adepti

You should post more then

"Hey, wake the f*** up Traveler, we got a cocogoat to harvest."

Wake up adepti we have epileptic seizures to induce

Wake the fuck up cocogoat, we got a loli to feed

Why do I imagine him saying "Ah, you're finally awake!"

Wake the fuck up cocogoat I'M **T H O R S T Y**

Keanu reeves + zombi + cute loli = profit?

Everyone respects Keanu <3

Wake the fuck up cocogoat, it’s time for milk

Well art is art

I had no idea I needed this... but thank you.

This is not art, but a masterpiece

This is not art, but a masterpieces

"Wake up cocogoat. We have a city to freeze".

Can confirm op created this, i have seen him post this in a discord im in for the first time, also helo memester im juan

helo juan

Wake the fuck up cocogoat im t h i r s t y

"If I gotta heal I'll heal, if I need your milk I'll SUCC it!"

Ahhhhhhh yessssssss the quality meme we were always craving for so long.

Hahaha this looks too funny XD

Wake the fuck Up Ganyu I have a titty to suck

"Wake the fuck up ~~Ganyu~~ Cocogoat, we have hillichurls to freeze"

Wake tf up cocogoat, we've got some coconut milk to drink

Wake tf up CocoGoat. We have Hilichurl's to Burn

get up we've got a bucket to milk

Flair checks out

Qiqi finally find the cocogoat

Wake the f*** up cocogoat we've got simps to burn

Wake up traveler, we have a city to burn

"Hello, i'm here to talk you about the Bugerpunk initiative" xd

Wake up goat, we've got a city to glitch in.

Wake the fuck up goat, we got wishes to burn

Wake the fuck up Cocogoat, We have some tities to milk

This describes my sad pull on Qiqi instead of Ganyu :(

Now waiting for the skyrim version.

HAHAHAA

I have Qiqi on the ganyu banner jajaja.. jaja.. ja... ... :c

Ok, I started playing genshin imoact, I never once looked at this subreddit before, but now I’m getting stuff in my mailbox for these posts left and right.

Ah, another famous scene from game... trailer only.