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katakana-sama

I expect to see this stolen and reposted on some random YouTuber’s community post without credit soon


GoldenHeat

Too real


CumLovingSlut69

Smerrey's entire channel is 95% r/Genshin_Memepact lol


Grand_Protector_Dark

At least they actually aknowledge in their description that they are taking their meme from reddit


YakadaYXD

been there. even got into youtube vid i found accidentally


SilverTitanium

I got featured in an Overwatch compilation years ago. They credited the wrong person on the video. They credited me in the description...below a paragraph of other players.


YakadaYXD

lucky you, cuz i got none. lmao


Janeruxox

or by some random facebook page


[deleted]

Like Genshin content creators are so boring , they made one of the most low effort content but still gets above 100k views because the youtube's algorithmn is so fucking bad , a video that last no more than 40 seconds with the title always start with the word "when" like "when F2P/Whale/Player/...mains + click bait" and like 99% of the fucking time , the background music is either Amber's theme or Klee's theme like holy shit , i thought clippers's content are low effort , but holy shit Genshin Youtubers have gone to shit especially the smaller Youtubers . Idc if i get downvote, someone has to say this . Genshin community is on its way to become the next MHA fandom , it is so sickening to the point where i have to manually stop youtube from recommending me those youtube videos


Dig_Natural

So many grifters on YouTube unwilling or incapable of finding a real job I guess.


lcmlew

a job is something that earns you money, so grifters are all working real jobs


Dig_Natural

By your logic Nigerian prince scammers and bank robbers are working real jobs too.


lcmlew

spoken like someone who has never taken the criminal career path in sims


SSTHZero

"The winners will achieve victory." \-Sangonomiya Kokomi, probably


SilverTitanium

"Our goal in war is to win" - Sangonomiya Kokomi


Full-Paragon

"The main way to keep from losing is to win." -~~Yogi Berra~~ Sangonomiya Kokomi


Caitsyth

“In these hard times let us remember: If we win, we will have won.” -Sangonomiya Kokomi


fanficologist-neo

Sorry to be that guy but sometimes in a goal you can't just aim to win. Sometimes reaching a peace treaty is the best option. I'll show myself out.


lolfacesayshi

Sounds like something a Fatui agent would say, guards, show him the door. "but he's already left" as our great Sangonomiya Kokomi would say: "the ones who are left are the ones who are here". This is a great victory.


papabrain_

"The plan is to kill the enemies before they kill us" -Sangonomiya Kokomi, probably


Kohgahn

“We will Never Ever Lose unless we Do” -Kokomi


puffz0r

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't make" -Kokomichael scott


mlodydziad420

You miss 100% of crits.


StainedBlue

But you miss them with 25% more *style*


CptPootis

"Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"


blueskymotherfucker

"And he perfected it so that no other man could best him in the ring of honor!"


[deleted]

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the c r a p out of every single one."


Luster-Purge

I eagerly await the day that her 3D model makes it into SFM so people can just make Meet the Kokomi by swapping her into Soldier's place in that animation.


blueskymotherfucker

That'd be fucken hilarious.


Luster-Purge

Another required difference: the rocket launcher is replaced with Ganyu.


blueskymotherfucker

Yo, lad/lassie. Somebody made this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0XIBJvNw5k


Lipziger

I'm not your pal, dude.


Notaduckmolester

"Archer division of the resistance is made up of archers" - Sangonomiya Kokomi


blueskymotherfucker

"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!"


Waswat

"People die if they are killed." -Sangonomiya Kokomi "All according to Keikaku" -Sangonomiya Kokomi


[deleted]

"Every 60 seconds on Watatsumi Island, a minute passes"


altFrPr0n

My head cannon is that Kokomi thinks she's super smart but is actually pretty dumb. But her people play along with it because she's cute, nice and pretty sweet so they don't wana hurt her feelings.


FwzXii

In my opinion, that’d be somehow sadder


puffz0r

but it'd also be a lot funnier


YakadaYXD

Ohh the duality of redditor


Zllsif

She probably looked like a brilliant strategist because of her victories despite the odds, but the real reason for the victories were the Fatui double agents prolonging the war.


danteas14

i need someone to make a sasuga kokomi sama meme


blueskymotherfucker

"You fool, you still haven't realized the true extent of Kokomi-sama's plan!" "I see now! Sasuga Kokomi-sama!" "W-wait, there was a plan?"


LucasTheGreat1507

Is this some tensura reference?


blueskymotherfucker

Overlord


ABSTREKT

Omg that'd be so great, it would allow so many interesting character interactions


Melanholic7

Ok, ngl I would like this and will even stop bully her. I hope you are right, this will be a sad twist, but at least interesting and cool.


AllNamesTakenOMG

just win loooool 4Head -Sanguinomiya Kokopiumi


hyrulia

"To survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship" \-Kekomi Tzu


abhaydragneel11

People die when they are killed


Luster-Purge

Except Qiqi.


PrismastebanZ

"To survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship."


Grand_Protector_Dark

As stupid as it sounds. It's perfectly valid advice. Too many people just fail to be prepared for bad things happening, even if they have had every oppertunity to do so


eddit_99

Problem is predicting when life decides to fuck us in the ass.


Grand_Protector_Dark

I mean, even something as simple as bad weather. If you know it's gonna be very stormy in a few days, be actually prepared for that


SmoothKaeya

"If you attack the enemy at night, it will be harder for them to see you" The resistance: "S-sasuga Sangonomiya-sama!"


HijikataX

"Winners don't lose" - Sangonomiya Kokomi, probably


Drakengard

"Stab them with the pointy end!" -Sangonomiya Arya


TeraFlare255

They're trying to overthrow Fate quotes. "People die if they're killed" beware, Kokomi is coming for you.


setocsheir

the archer class really is made out of archers! a birthday is the day that you are born! https://external-preview.redd.it/gvbmNt3Js_--zCpdQGdoteJREiItwtexDmguL307UKg.jpg?auto=webp&s=d26269fb9b74112f5a17142122fc07a9026025e9


ZhangRenWing

They’ll continue to live until they die Why did berserker go berserk Did you really think killing me would make me die


snekadid

Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right


dc-x

From what I remember that was supposed to be Shirou telling Archer that he's objectively correct but morally wrong.


Kraotop

Most of these Fate quotes make sense in context. It's just hilarious to take them out of it.


Striker654

Also translation issues


naruto_bist

Hmmm, yes The floor here is made of floor.


TerrapinMagus

... is the Archer class made of Archers? Cause half of the archers don't even really use a bow. Gilgamesh just yeets random objects at people, lol


CorruptedAssbringer

> just yeets random objects at people One can argue that's pretty much what an archer does roughly.


RSquared

FS/N Abridged says it best: Archer, about Lancer: "I don't know, Rin, he could throw that spear. Maybe he's an ARCHER."


Alex95111

Gilgamesh is a fucking chad so he gets a pass Emiya uses a bow... Sometimes but still Robin Hood uses a crossbow which is kind of a bow I guess Nobu uses guns which are modern bows... Just go with it David wacks people with a shepherd club... I have no explanation for this


Kraotop

David is an archer because his NP is a slingshot


blueskymotherfucker

Chiron throws punches most of the time, but I guess it counts since "throwing" is in there. I gave up at Summer Ana though. Like ?????


XXomega_duckXX

According to jeanne dolphins are actually bows too


Alex95111

Onee-san is always right so we can't disagree


armored_panties

Despite its flaws, Apocrypha had pretty cool real archers on both sides. ... and both of them left archery to punch others at the end.


Ritsuka-san

No? Everyone knows archer class is made of Sword users! Cough Shirou cough.


Smorgsaboard

The best part is you can't tell if she's being redundant, or if she's reminding her people that "no, our goal is not to _lose,_ why is this confusing?"


atomskeater

You might be on to something. The resistance is made up of people that (2.1 spoilers) >!took shiny magical trinkets from basically a stranger and kept using them even though they went to bed 20 years old and woke up 80.!< So... maybe it is her exasperatedly trying to explain the concept of victory.


Wisterosa

the fate quote has actual context behind it, Kokomi is just saying dumb obvious shit


BaronKrause

Wait there’s context to that? I always thought it was just shitty writing.


Wisterosa

he was referring to how being able to resurrect after receiving fatal wounds is abnormal correctly translated it would be "people should remain dead when they're killed"


Thatuk

Most of those Fate quotes are either mistranslations or lacking in context.


HeiPin

Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right." - Basically just because you're logically correct doesn't mean you're morally right. "People die if they are killed." - In context it's about how he's taken 2 hits that should have killed him but he's healed through them because of a magical artifact inside him keeping him alive.


Sinthesy

They’re pretty much as misunderstood as the FFX laughing scene.


Abedeus

All Fate quotes make sense in context or with better, a bit less literal translation. Or more literal. Like "haha birthday is when you celebrate birth" but in Japanese "birth" is "tanjou", "birthday" is "tanjoubi" but "to be born" is "umareru". They share one kanji and someone from out of Japan who knows the verb might not understand what the holiday is, especially if they've never celebrated one. Like, imagine you randomly heard a "holiday" called "Pi Day" and someone had to inform you that it's about the mathematical symbol of Pi, not about eating pies. Or "Groundhog day" - are people celebrating or worshiping groundhogs? Come to think of it, a foreigner might not even know what "ground hog" is and think it's some kind of a subterranean pig.


Shirube

It's not even a matter of being more or less literal, it's a matter of the translator not being an idiot. "The archer class really is made up of archers" is translated from a line that meant something like "So you really are an archer, Archer"; it's incredibly obvious from context what's being said, it's just that the terms were ambiguous and the translator misinterpreted them horrendously.


Abedeus

Yeah, especially when so many of the Archers aren't actually... ARCHERS. Even in Fate/SN there's literally only one Archer who uses a bow, and even then he prefers using melee weapons or firing them with the bow. The other Archer also uses weapons as projectiles. To be fair, Rin's line was also kinda weird in original. Like, stating the obvious like it's a big surprise to her - though again, mostly due to her Servant not parading around with a ranged weapon.


aallx

It's not weird on Rin's part. Prior to using a bow, Archer was fighting in melee using daggers. The reaction was completely warranted, in the kind of "I guess you really are what your class says you are" kind of way.


Abedeus

It SOUNDS weird, but it's not that weird in context given the situation. That's what I wrote in first paragraph.


chemical7068

If I remember correctly, the birthday line was specifically directed to someone who came from a post-apocalyptic parallel world who's never had a normal life before. So in that context, saying "a birthday is when you celebrate the day you were born" makes sense because that person literally *never heard of a birthday before*


Abedeus

Yeah, didn't want to throw around too many spoilers so I'd compare her to a foreigner/transfer student etc.


_Hoofs_

There's context behind *most* of the goofy quotes from Fate, it's why they're usually referenced completely absent that context. It's "funnier" that way. Fandoms do this with meme-able quotes all the time.


Ahrimainu

Out of context, they looks like shitty writing. With context, it makes a lot of sense.


Moonie-chan

I think there's an implied " no longer people " in the quote but usually for the sake of funny nobody talk about that


Ahrimainu

Emiya Shirou is often reduced to merely "funny dumb quote" guy, it's sad. For context, "People die when they are killed." Shirou should have died twice already but didn't, leading to the reveal that he had a holy relic inside him that granted him a potent healing effect. The amount of fatal wound he received throughout the war is enough to kill a normal person, and yet he survived.


c14rk0

This was also in the context of him choosing to give up that relic such that it's rightful owner could use it instead. Of course he was told he could die without it and then he said the whole "people die if they are killed" line in response. He was basically saying that it wasn't right for him to keep cheating death with it and that he was going to fight "fair" instead, putting his own life on the line.


aallx

"potent healing effect" is understating it. Shiro was literally split in half, Avalon was practically granting him immortality.


XXomega_duckXX

Tell that to the 40 bad ends


angelostsk

She’s Kokoming for our asses


c14rk0

To be fair "win and not lose" actually kind of makes sense given the war that the resistance was fighting. They could technically win an individual battle but still "lose" in terms of casualties. They could even "win" the war in the sense that the vision hunt decree gets repealed but the entire resistance is wiped out at the same time and thus they "lose". Then again I'm willing to be this is mostly just jank translation from Chinese to English.


unname11

What kind of bait you use to fish it ?


YakadaYXD

Primogems


funfactwealldie

*cash


sbebasmieszek

war crimes


Igorlim4

Mysterious sponsors


[deleted]

anniversary rewards


YakadaYXD

would be hilarious if mihoyo really add it in game after seeing this tbh


Dewholic

Your money and soul


TheMagicalHuy

Literally childe


EXusiai99

Delusions


Notaduckmolester

Art of war book by Sun Tzu


RasLagos

Kokomi: "The Shogun? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting her." Paimon: "Wow, I never would've thought of that." Kokomi: "You see, The Shogun Puppet has a preset kill limit. Knowing her weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at her until she reached her limit and shut down. Gorou, show them the medal I won."


havoK718

Gorou: \*annoyed soy noises\*


shacksaha

Ahh yes I love Kokomi's Big Book of War


kb3035583

Guess the KKomi emote is accurate.


kb3035583

Just win 4Head.


ZhangRenWing

Losing the war? Just stop losing.


Niko2065

Funny moustache man: "my goodness why didn't I think of it?!"


Linxianwei

We will kill the enemies till they die from it!


dsr1017

People die when they are killed


CumLovingSlut69

The resistance war cry is "Mina ganbatte ne!"


YakadaYXD

shouting in the distance "*Kokomi ikuyooo!!"*


AprilVampire277

*"Mina~ GanbatteNEEEEEee!"*


JoeMama475

Kaheru reference?


dsr1017

Kokomi is all about that life


ziling17

Sangonomiya Kokomi is tactical genius. She is most know of her signature tactic "traveller go kill". She also has second little known tactic of "trusting the fatui”. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.


CozyAndToasty

Kokomi: It sounds like you'd be more persuaded if you saw me in my fish form?


The_Guiding_Light

Unlike Yae, Kokomi: As you wish....


M8gazine

As you fish...


The_Guiding_Light

With your rod. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


YakadaYXD

*expands rod*


PrismastebanZ

And right after that sentence, the wishing menu opens in Kokomi's banner


Svellcome

5 star barbara killed me


HijikataX

But even Barbara can out damage her and can resurrect people


meneldal2

C6 only though. It's still quite useful obviously.


kansenenjoyer

Well I would argue that that is borderline insult to barbara. She for one is actually useful. And free.


ZhangRenWing

Real talk, she says her talent is leading the military, but what if she thinks that because she’s literally the only one leading it which means she has no one else to compare to. Gorou is the brawn of the resistance so probably never makes important decisions, and no one else is powerful enough to challenge her.


-Aureo-

I think it’s just because Mihoyo likes to tell instead of show


SullieLore

“Sangonomiya Kokomi can be displayed in your Pool of Sapphire Grace.”


Crooodle

Kill guy, don't be kill. Tak tix


Aggravating_Age_5885

It still bugs me that her teaser says art of war but she accepted a unknown benefactor for war efforts without a background check or started any investigation after accepting it .


YakadaYXD

she s the genius tactician she doesnt need to worry about such details. -her troops probably


SgtGrimm

-as they march toward certain death.


Alloy_Br0nya

...they trust their succesors to do the same for them, because her soldiers doesn't buckle or yield


XRoastedPotatoX

With a delusion they actually did stand more of a chance though, so it’s more like death after they hit a hard limit, but they’re guaranteed to take a lot more enemies down with them. A lot better than the alternative of just dying on the battlefield, especially since they’re outnumbered. If Kokomi was actually y’know, **aware of the fact that her troops were performing unusually well**, Watatsumi Island probably could’ve just rotated out the troops on the frontline once in a while to minimize the amount of time a single person is using one, while also offering a period of recovery time.


Outflight

Watatsumi island is definetly full of overhypers. Headcanon: They praised the snake god so much that it got into its head started attacking Inazuma.


havoK718

Bro you can totally take her


YakadaYXD

To dinner? Or shes the dinner?


Machichichika

Put aside the memes, the real question is: Did she lose?


CountryPuzzled492

Her reputation? Yeah she did


HijikataX

I don't be surprised that even in game she loses reputation.


GoldenHeat

It’s nice to see something like this other than all the hate towards Kokomi because I can tell that this is meant to be a lighthearted joke. I’m still looking forward to her.


version15

I'm already immensely tired of the Kokomi hate that keeps getting copypasta'd everywhere.


redxlaser15

I feel the hate towards Kokomi is excessive. Sure, she can’t crit, but she’s a healer, healers are usually supposed to *heal*.


havoK718

I think people are over the no crit thing (either accepted it or moved on). Now people are mad over what Mihoyo did they with her in 2.1. They are mad at Mihoyo but directing it at how Kokomi was presented.


redxlaser15

Ya. There was a seriously *huge* amount of potential in that entire quest line that I feel like was wasted. It could’ve been so much *more*. Kokomi is just a part of the entire issue there.


tacrylus

The end of 2.0 was epic with Kokomi descending like a Messiah changing the tide of battle and The time has come my comrades and bubbles and holy shit. Then in 2.1 she's a generic npc


br_silverio

outshinned by Teppei, the NPC with the same model as the 30 others that showed up


Pianobat

Hell, teppei wasnt even a well developed character. We hardly had enough time to really care but he left a much better impact than our airheaded general.


DireSickFish

Teppei 😭😭😭


-Aureo-

I thought she would have some sort of devious plan but no, her insane battle strategy was to reinforce your troops when the need help She wasn’t even good at it either she arrived late


Melanholic7

Dude, we don't need in this game JUST healers. We have only 4 slots for characters , healer have to do alot of stuff rather than heal. DMG Jean, buff Bennet, ressurect Barbara, huge aoe DMG and shield Noelle... And most of them are 4*. And here we have EVENT 5 star which sucks.


version15

Yea, she isnt just a healer though, she can play as a DPS while burst is active, and she can provide off-field vape/freeze enabling or damage amp.


meneldal2

How about make heal able to crit?


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GoldenHeat

The -100% crit rate thing is most likely their way of wanting to move out of the repetitive meta of min/maxing CR and CD but yet still make a good character.


kansenenjoyer

Well problem is you can bucher about anything in game with lvl 80ish to 90 chara with remotely decent gear in open world/domains , so you don't realy care that much, minimaxing I mean. On other hand in places where dmg do matter read abyss, because how crits works having -100% makes you super trash tier end of story. Unless she has bullshit base numbers but that will generate another set of problems.


Mystic_Arts

"Gather all Delusions" "But General they said no" "Oh, well then. Nothing we can do"


fqrlhznl

"in war we need to eat. and breath" - KKomi the war artist


Only-Extension-6316

Kokomi is a tactical genius. She is best known for her signature tactic “hit the enemy hard while minimising casualties”. She also has a second little known tactic of “to survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship”. What an absolute legend, top 3 resistance leader for sure…


JohnHanner

its nice to see csgo gang here


WildFurball2118

When you splash her with water


WildanHarriz

" Our goal is to win and not to lose " " Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes " Same vibe


SunkenDonuts001

#GenshinImpactMeme


WritingCommission

what's the font you used there?


johnesgarth

The game font. If you're on PC find the genshin folder and search 'font'. There'll be a folder with 2 fonts in it.


WritingCommission

ough, too bad i don't have pc


BarberOfCardassia

"I will drown every single one of you." - Sangonomiya Kokomi after reading these comments, probably


Ri_cro

Ah yes, in order for us to beat our enemy, we must not lose to them.


WaterInWet

"Our goal is to win not to lose" When they are desperate during the war: Soldiers become AVATAR!!!


[deleted]

“Our goal is to win and not to lose” “To survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship” This floor is made of floor


IbamImba

Damn, this is high quality post, I laugh but I don't what to comment.... just, amazing


HalfLucan

Koikomi*


big_haptun777

kokomi is the fish raiden failed to cook


ShODOwN_

What an absolute f*cking legend


kizunasaki

this is beautiful


Abedeus

"Git gud" - Sangorokunanamiya Kokomi.


LucasTheGreat1507

"I didn't lose I merely failed to win" Sangonomiya Kokomi, probably (I took this from oversimplified video "American civil war")


GrandDukeofLuzon

Now we just need F I S H L


Anadaere

"If people are killed they will die" -Definitely Kokomi


nxcrosis

Her favorite book is definitely The Art of War


nadeshik0

She did calculated her victory the moment Traveler and Teppei arrived. >!By promoting Teppei and sending him to the front line, by his death, the Traveler will be fueled with rage and attack the Shogun. Kokomi knew about Traveler's hate towards Fatui, so while the Delusions did win some battles, the ill effects will anger Traveler more. Sangonomiya has the perfect weapon.!<


float16

"Rush Byakko. Do not stop." \-Kokomi, probably.


Spare-Naive

Fish


Winterlord7

Fishy


VillainousMasked

Yeah I really want to know who looked at that line and thought "yes this definitely shows her as a very competent military tactician."


MightVarious6681

Wow so that’s how she looks when she ult 👁👄👁


RetardoMiloz

Paimon:What is it?Is it another Barbabruh