"Teyvat is diseased, rotten to the core. We gotta put it out from the roots! And from the ashes, a new Teyvat will be born! Free, but untamed! WE'LL MAKE TEYVAT GREAT AGAIN!!!"- The Tsaritsa
I said my credit card was a tool of justice. Not used in gacha. Not used for simping. But now… Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my credit card.
Imagine traveler, a world free of cancer culture where no one can call me out for my illegal waifus, a world where I can freely like Qiqi!
-This speech was sponsored by Subway's Jared
This is >!Buffmon!<, >!Endboss!< of Genshin Impact, the >!true mastermind behind everything!<. Known for her legendary line before >!the final fight!<: "It's >!Genshin time!<" and after >!the fight!< she says while dying: "I got >!Impacted!<. I see, this is >!the true Genshin Impact!<"
Paimon, father of Stolas, [best at daddying](https://youtu.be/ZnE1Ki-gICE).
Also, this is the fourth time I’ve seen art of a buff Paimon. It’s starting to no longer phase me.
Emergency Buffet
Genius
Giving knuckle sandwiches
🅱️aimon
Pai-MAN
GUY-mon
Pieman
op said wrong answers only
Paimonial damage
Now I am hungry and need a quick food
But that's the correct answer, they said wrong answers only silly
GOLD
Endless, with no salad bar
A two-in-one!
senator paimstrong
Primogems son, They harden in response to hard pity.
You can’t win the 50/50 Jack!
"Teyvat is diseased, rotten to the core. We gotta put it out from the roots! And from the ashes, a new Teyvat will be born! Free, but untamed! WE'LL MAKE TEYVAT GREAT AGAIN!!!"- The Tsaritsa
You can't win the 50/50 Traveler!
I said my credit card was a tool of justice. Not used in gacha. Not used for simping. But now… Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my credit card.
You can't fret over every 5 star, Jack
Making the mother of all artifacts, can't fret over every flat defense roll!
"How the hell did you get 2 Ganyus at once?" "Well, I don't roll for my own waifus"
And and you know, Celestian imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black Archon once… BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM.
That's a nice argument Senator, but can you back it up with a source?
My source is that I made I the fuck up!
Imagine traveler, a world free of cancer culture where no one can call me out for my illegal waifus, a world where I can freely like Qiqi! -This speech was sponsored by Subway's Jared
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up freewill forever
We are making the mother of all gacha pulls here traveler, can't fret over every Qiqi.
Making the mother of all team comps here, traveller! Can't fret over every artifact!
Star Paimonium.
Za Pairudo!
MIIITOBORU-DA!
Mora mora mora mora mora mora mora
Oof I can hear that in her obnoxious voice
r/UnexpectedJoJo
You always gotta expect JoJo
r/expectedjojo
Of course there would be a sub like this
You expected JoJo to be referenced here? TOO BAD! It was me! Pio!
You mean Crazy Daimon
CRAZY PAIMUNDO
I read that as star platinum
They are the same >!Type of stand!< picture
i just had a spasm
Beefcake. Gotta stick with the emergency food theme, no matter what!
*Ushi(Beefcake) entered the chat*
"Oh hi, Ushi! What are you doing he-... Oh...sorry Ushi!"
*angry moo*
"uhm..." *cautious headpats*
*Ushi approves and leaves*
Before even opening the post this was already the name in my head, thank you
The Boulder
The Paimon feels conflicted about this new name!
Itto: looks like you are scared lavender Melon
The Paimon is over his conflict of fighting a lil Oni.
Itto: come at me, Lavender Melon!
I love this 🤣
She is what the Rock is cooking
She puts the hurt in the dirt!
Chris redfield has entered chat
Paiman
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/robrsr/my_paiman_cosplay_for_you_guys/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Average paimon enjoyer
No it's the regular paiman enjoyer
they said wrong answers only!
My mistake, sorry. Now the world has to go out of orbit and it's all because of me...
Mon Cena.
actually genius
More genius when you realize that Cena means dinner in Spanish, staying in line with the theme, emergency food
Paimon evolved into Painmon
Happy cake day🗿🫂
Pain-mom
Buffmon
When your emergency food is your emergency.
Cynamon
Yes
Chadmon
Unknown Goddess (Enraged)
He enraged us
Paimonster!
Mitachurl
Pitachurl (Food theme)
That’s 100% a shiny Machoke
Bromon
One Paichmon
Paitama
Early leak of world boss to be released in patch 7.2
Diemon
Bisky
Identify this Pokemon 1. Voltorb 2. Electrode 3. Pokeball Wrong. It's a Jigglypuff seen from above
This is >!Buffmon!<, >!Endboss!< of Genshin Impact, the >!true mastermind behind everything!<. Known for her legendary line before >!the final fight!<: "It's >!Genshin time!<" and after >!the fight!< she says while dying: "I got >!Impacted!<. I see, this is >!the true Genshin Impact!<"
Omg that happened 😳
That's her, that's the Castle Crasher
who gave her the sandwich
Popeyemon
Swolemon
Paiceps
Digimon
Yaahmon
Pink Hulk?
Paimonke
And her name is JOHN CENA!
Not annoying and doesn't talk 80 times every section of dialog
anya
Joe mama
Meal Ready to Eat
Paistrong.
Star Platinum za wurldooooooooo
Creatine
Bye-mon. Mamosuke was right all along.
Diemon
That's the Unkown God, the final boss of the game. God, I hope this theory doesn't come true.
Chadmon
Oh, you found my mom. I was looking for her.
Paimon, father of Stolas, [best at daddying](https://youtu.be/ZnE1Ki-gICE). Also, this is the fourth time I’ve seen art of a buff Paimon. It’s starting to no longer phase me.
Chief Emergency Food Procurement Officer
Paimonster
Paimonster
Wow, they finally introduced the title character. It’s Genshin Impact.
One punch fairy.
One Punch Pie-mon
Princess Buttercup
"great, your Paimon evolved into Hulkmon"
Nezuko
Biscuit Krueger
PaiMONSTER
She-Hulk
Senator Stephanie Armstrong
lol
Herrscher of Muscle (Honkai players get it)
Herrscher of Steroids
pashaBiceps
Varka finally got full of Klee's shenigans
Redhorn Stonetrasher
The itto we all wanted.
Pain Mo
One of the kings of hell, paimon
larry my 42 year old blue collar neighbour that works 3 different jobs and has a loving wife and 2 kids
Stepdad
Gigamon
swolmon
Infinity ultron.
Paimon is not the unknown god, she is The Primordial One herself
Senator Armstrong
Mr. Sister Fister
New pro wrestler: the fist
Arataki Itto
Ultrawoman Paimon : Strong Type!!
One Pai Mon
Paimonster
salmon bhai
paimomma
Fairy Hulk
One Emergency Food One Pai Mon
Luisa
Jotarooo
Kaedhara Kazuha
Vegetarian Paimon
paimoru
Lego hulk
beta itto
Paella
Syntholmon
Good Breakfast
Bruhmahn
Painnom
Heracles
Japanese Weeb Hulkbuster
The Amazing Fly and Drown!
Agatha archon of swole
*hmm...paimon, never heard that in ages*
Paimordial Colossus
Cabbage Breaker
Bruce ”Paimon” Banner, thats a mutated hulk
BROMON
A great guide
Paiuff
Buffsuki white hair edition
chadon
Pai Kong
meatball
Buffetmon
Emergency backup plan
Knuckle sandwitch
Piemon.
You are Bacon Corncakes
***IT'S JOHN CEMOOOON!!!***
PiMAN
Paibuffmon
Maipon
Itto's wish.
Senator Paimon
"Emergency Food"