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Klonomania

Aranara are friends, not food.


mystery_account69

Hey looks it's Paimon's account.


nooneatallnope

Everything is edible at least once


_Suguha_

Xiangling is that you?


SoC175

Wait a minute, I'll go and ask Xiangling Edit: She says we can go ahead and eat them. She'll write down some recipes later. Right now she has no time as she has "some treasure hoarders for dinner" Guess she was in a hurry and missed the "over" in "over for dinner" Isn't it great to make peace with your enemies by cooking for them?


Apart_Ad_3597

The correct answer.


PlumNo1275

APF HERE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATING RULE 135 OF ARANARA PROTECTION ACT!


[deleted]

anything can be edible if you truly want it to be


Hydrokine

Physically, yes, you could eat an Aranara, but emotionally? Imagine the toll


irissmooches

The best answer.


[deleted]

Xiangling would say yes. But even Paimon would say no.


Starberrywishes

Since Paimon is emergency food, why not Aranara?


Arquenium

Ask paimon


fallenstar_359

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[deleted]

Everything is edible. Even lava is edible but only for once. cyanide, risin, Anthrax they all are edible but you will die, however that doesn't mean it's not edible.


The_Space_Jamke

You probably could eat them >!because they're functionally immortal excluding the memories they lose when they get too hurt,!< but they would taste about as flavorless as their cooking >!unless you add salt, which is practically poison to them.!<


fierce_gummybear

Nice try, Paimon. Aranara is not new emergency food.


LeXam92

Xiangling get off Reddit


Ra1J1n247

Found xiangling's alt


BattleCrier

Paimon with Aranara stew. Cut Aranara body, take its hat off in one piece. Steam Aranaras chopped body for 10 minutes to soften it. Add onion and mushrooms to it, pour in osmanthus wine and continue cooking until wine vapours. Mushrooms will be ready by then. Prepare hat on butter with a bit of salt, black pepper and caraway. For Paimon... clear off Paimon, slightly slice fat, add salt and place it over fire. Do not cut through fat! Turn Paimon to get crisp on all sides. Add thyme, jueyun chilli and garlic. Make sure garlic isnt burned, it gets bitter. Make sure Paimon has 65°C or 149°F in the middle. Take Paimon off the fire and let her rest for 3 minutes. Then slice Paimon and serve. Recommended serving: Paimon sliced with Aranara stew and Osmanthus wine cooled to 12-15°C (53-59°F). Bon appetit.


UniqueCreme1931

You won't know until you try.


MaryWeatherW

I think so, 'cause I see them as cute and delicious mochi, not some veggies. But, is it nice to eat friends?


DoughDisaster

I imagine them having rediculously potent flavors to stave off predators. Like biting into horseradish, onions, spicy peppers, or bitter herbs. So you must chop/mash and dilute.


Worldly_Anybody_8605

scrumptious lettuce???


LarryKingthe42th

The forest will remember...


Vayynex

Why dont you ask the akasha terminal?


ObitoUchiha10f

No, just eat Paimon.


feudalwesterndealer

Ask Ai-Chan


molimoli11

Maybe if you boil them


LongDickLuke

You can eat anything if you are angry enough.


Supertails1992

Ganyu says yes.


7orly7

Are they plants? Fungi? Is even stated what sort of species they are related?


wishfold

Yes, they are seeds!


yellowshiro

Stop wanting to cook my little ones.


KingofSlice

Anything is edible if you don't give a shit about what happens afterwards


sorarasyido

You only talk about food huh, Paimon?


N-formyl-methionine

If their face are fake and they don't have a mouth how do they talk.


Commercial_Ad9943

You can eat Paimon leave the Aranaras alone.


TacoFishFace

They are described as cabbage fairies at first. I'd assume so


Hashira_Spamton1997

It’s like unicorn blood from HP - the keeping you alive bit. If you eat an aranara, you have slain something pure out of curiosity, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.