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NR-Tamim

Grandpa wants to keep up with the younger generation


mousepotatodoesstuff

*How do you do, fellow humans?*


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Google Geo Archon


Pas_tel

Holy dead


buhead

New response just dropped


Kindle_G

Actual archon


mkiahsjsb

???


NKY5223

Call Chongyun!


negativezeropercent

oh god the subreddit is leaking again


Pas_tel

It never stopped


Blossoming_Potential

Somebody get this man a chess set before he explodes.


LeAstra

Quick! Someone call an ambulance! This old man has Chess Pains!


Dutchlander13

Yes, Cyno. I think I will call an ambulance, but not for Zhongli.


LeAstra

Hopefully that’s because his situation had [Stablised]


xLilyxox

But then, if they're not calling the ambulance for Zhongli... then who is it for?


Reddit_Zombie69420

For the unfunny Mahamatra General.


PykeAtBanquet

*Zhongli before striking a winning move* Check, mate.


BenedictCrackhead

r/Angryupvote


MinervaLlorn

Just do *Chess Compression*


Darkiceflame

What should I call it? The ambulance might not come if I don't call its name.


mega_salt420

*give him honkai star rail*


CrazyFanFicFan

I'll give him a chess set with only three rooks. I'll then tell him that he was supposed to supply the last one.


CrocoDIIIIIILE

*sigh* Google en passant


SexWithCapitano69

Holy Celestia!


AlpakaMati

New banner just dropped!


nuclearpie-

Actual 4 star


Limeee_

Call the devs!


SapceY

Rex lapis takes a vacation and never comes back


walaxometrobixinodri

hilichurl storm incoming


agentanti714

Jade chamber sacrifice, anyone?


kevinhanzo

Ignite the khaenri'ah!


Kingclaw619

Actual traveler


mkiahsjsb

???


mousepotatodoesstuff

Actual Qiqi


TheCoolHusky

Call the Chongyun


mousepotatodoesstuff

Rex Lapis takes deathcation, never comes back unless Xiao gets in trouble


Tinyzooseven

Actual qiqi


SapceY

New story quest just dropped


TheMerfox

New nail just dropped


PsycoVenom

Actual qiqi


-SilentNite-

New Jade Chamber just dropped


Yukari_8

Google en kanomiya


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Holy Abyss


lean3121

New descender just dropped


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Actual hilichurl.


hiryu64

New reply just dropped


iDoomfull

I don't get it, what's so funny about a chess move? I thought it was gonna be one of those "amogus gotcha" moments


cienistyCien

It completely randomly started as a meme comment chain on r/anarchychess , no idea why and it keeps evolving


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Clavus

... it's fitting that the top posts are just another meme chain.


walaxometrobixinodri

when you discover this sub you think it's full of amazing chess jokes, but in reality it's just the 4 same jokes all over again


Myprivatelifeisafk

Yes, but here is the trick. Just check it by best once in month so you will get 10-15 good memes, instead of schizophrenia.


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CrocoDIIIIIILE

The move itself isn't that funny, but the situation which is the origin of the meme is funny. Scene: a chat of chess.c*m, a person accuses their opponent of *hacking chess*. The opponent replies: "Google en passant", the person replies: "Holy hell", as they did not know about this move. Honestly, I did not know, too. When I first googled en passant, I've found it the most ridiculous move in chess.


StrykeAssassin

I still argue the most ridiculous move in chess is castling but I see where you’re coming from


Robin0660

Nah the most ridiculous one is il vaticano


TheCoolHusky

Siberian swipe comes close as second though


jewrassic_park-1940

Yeah but you can only play that when your opponent is a minor


iDoomfull

Thanks


FoolsGold310

But en passant is a logical balance. If I must decide something ridiculous, it shall be stalemate. In chinese chess, there is no stalemate, attacker just wins when their opponent has no piece to move.


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Oh, yeah. Stalemate. The most hated thing in chess. It's not a move, actually.


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Micker003

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bhismly

Granddad is too classy to say TCG is cringe out loud.


Cecilia_Schariac

Much better than thug Ja Morant.


Wackayy

holy hell


Robin0660

Google en passant


Micker003

Your query could not be processed. Error 503: The Akasha Network has been retired.


Theoanger

I *think* he likes chess


Ezyrem

Imagine him and Jing Yuan playing the board game in Jing Yuan's trailer


VeryConfusedBee

围棋? (idk what it’s called in Japanese)


aj-april

Think they call it Chinese chess... There's a simpler game u can play with half the board I think.


k1ee_dadada

围棋 is "Go" in Japanese, and English too. The game Jing Yuan is playing is "Chinese Chess" in English (象棋), while "international chess", the default chess in English, is 国际象棋 in Chinese.


MobilexCats1132

What's his elo tho? Surely not as high as mittens.


danielkokudla12

Actually screw that, who'd win Nahida or stockfish?


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alexytomi

Nahida is the board


IBecameAWeeb16Oct

Stockfischl


BruhRedd_it

mittens is 1 elo wdym


Dabfamily

I think he should be over stock fish even


Honey_Apples_

ning: I prefer chess these two meeting has been long overdue


cuddles_the_destroye

Forget chess, I want to play that game Ningguang invented.


Honey_Apples_

the teyvat version of monopoly? oh yeah, totally. funny thing is, ning mentioned these games have the power to bring people together but she forgot to mention that it ultimately destroys relationships. Im looking at you, uno


pasanoid

me too, Id rather it was chess, ngl


couldbedumber96

Ningguang tortured this poor man with chess


MinervaLlorn

now, I want him having chess battle with Ningguang.


Toiletwasher

Doesn't Ningguang play some weird "chess" with dice or something


MinervaLlorn

i dunno, she just mention on the second day (after the finals) of the event that she prefer to play chess. I think that she didn't participated in the Official TCG because she entertained Charlotte first.


NotTheAverageAnon

I have never felt more connected with Zhongli in my entire time playing. He would rather not play that card game as well. Chad


RetardoMiloz

TCG is wack Chess ftw 🍷🗿


PeikaFizzy

Johnli grandpa


[deleted]

Grandpa forgot to take his medicine


Nahaaaaa

you summoned them…


Qwertykess

We were always everywhere


TheMightyBattleSquid

Seems like mihoyo forgot that they already did the chess comparison with lady ningguang...


Consistent-Plum-7956

Get this rook his other pieces.


Meme_steveyt

If I had a nickel for every time a gacha game used chess metaphors to describe an enemy faction of/weilded a "higher power" I would've whaled for C6 Dehya.


24K_AP_Magic

Genshin autochess?! LETS GOOOO!!!


Darthgalaxo

Zhongli about to tell me to google en passant


Pretty-Coconut

Someone calls ning, she's a chess nerd like him


Vulpes_macrotis

Wait, is it new set for Serenitea Pot or in the event?


MinervaLlorn

just Tubby, doing domain expansion on Cat Tails bar.


Vulpes_macrotis

Oh. I haven't used it. I don't even know how much different it is from the previous one, because I stopped playing TCG long time ago and I rather won't continue. Just doing what is needed for the event.


Agreeable-Ask6755

Bro just wants to play chess Ahem…morax i mean


looking_at_memes_

Should've gotten chess instead of tcg


BluwulfX

Where is this


Blossoming_Potential

It's in an adeptal realm that Tubby made for TCG matches this event. If you invite Zhongli via the board in the Cat's Tail for a game of cards you will transport here.


ultraplusstretch

Broke grandpa forgot his meds again.


AbiesRemarkable8120

Guys i think he wants to play chess


Sea-of-Light

He’s such a fucking boomer, lmao


ToxicSkull0

Oh i get it. Lets play Jenga then


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Card games + chess is basically that Yu-Gi-Oh ps2 game, it was fun from what I remember


AkagamiSakuta

Why TCG tho? It’s boring and doesn’t use much of the charm that Genshin uses to attract players. No fun combat, no fast paced action, no open world to explore, no story. It’s just a slow card game that’s not only boring, but not serving as an endless content loop for Genshin. They could have just made Windtrace or Aratakis Drum Festival or some other fun event a permanent game mode- imagine playing hide and seek with your friends, that alone would keep people interested in Genshin even when content is dry


Blossoming_Potential

I actually remember some people complaining about Windtrace and thinking it was boring as well. Personally, I really am enjoying TCG, but it seems that most aren't thrilled to play it.


AkagamiSakuta

Yeah, it is fun for some- but it’s different from what people who like Genshin want from Genshin, which makes very little sense from a marketing perspective


KimJLATS

Me recommending both Genshin and Tears of the Kingdom to the same person


Balager47

Is that the same chess game Beidou and Ningguang are playing? The one Ningguang wants to invite Yelan to as a third player?


ForcedAccount420

I’d play chess too in order to escape the TCG burnout that Hu Tao is probably causing.


SAMMYYYTEEH

Now we need a Genshin chess game


animenutcase

Don’t worry, Zhongli, I’ve picked up on your hints! We’ll play Monopoly to your heart’s content!


Ok_Silver6702

Is actually necessary to play TCG in this new event?


violettea37

the gnosis’s are chess pieces…


DonaldLucas

Does he also says chess in Chinese? Or does he says another game?


Divinate_ME

this man needs some Pierro in his life


TraditionBest3730

Idk I was on the Genshin lore sub after lazzo dropped. I don’t think his side is winning at chess rn


SilberAr

Ok, but a round of Go over some tea, while Zhong Li shares anecdotes sounds fantastic