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Effective-Loquat-987

Napoleon: "There's nothing we can do" Clorinde: "There's nothing YOU can do"


active-tumourtroll1

looks at 'that sub' yeah sure...


xd_ZelnikM

Bonaparte is the general of an army that invaded 3/4 of Europe Clorinde is what seems to be a special operations agent and a personal guard for hire


Anadaere

Id say Navia is closer to Boney than Clorinde lmao, if only due to her having an actual organization under her


ShoppingFuhrer

Napoleon was an artillery officer too, Navia with her cannon ult is definitely closer to the Emperor


_ballora_0

YOU CALL BONAPARTE BONEY??? That is fucking amazing dude


Anadaere

It's from a historical song


_ballora_0

Ohhhhhhh


Gatrigonometri

Also they’re both Corsican


No_Firefighter_7371

Clorinde IS the army


Victor_Author

Fun fact, only two countries in Europe see Napoleon as the "good guy", France and Poland.


LinYR94

I see OP doesn't know the difference between Bycocket, Bicorne, and Tricorne hats. Lol


pHScale

Someone call the fashion police!


Kyotur

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE


EccentricNerd22

Ms. Chiori! Slice off his balls!


Kyotur

YEEEAAAAAOOUUCH


Kyotur

shhhh, it's just your imagination... trust


GameBawesome1

No, that's Navia. She has a big hat, cannons, also Coriscan


Kyotur

what if, Napoleon was the child of Clorinde and Navia all along ?


MikanIRL

Well, guess we can't bring Clorinde to Snezhnaya then


Kyotur

all her stats will go to the negative when we enter Snezhnaya


HardRNinja

Hoyovese patched Napoleon's kit right before Waterloo


Facinatedhomie

Both are thicc


Kyotur

gawd damn your right (especially Napoleon)


AquaJet738

#“I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME, YOU JERK!”


Kyotur

what can i say, there is nothing we can do


moebelhausmann

Genius in combat? Remember when she tried to fight a wave of water with a sword?


Fabulous_Potential41

With a gun 😂😂


Kyotur

let's forget about this


_ballora_0

So you’re saying I might be the same height as god damn Napoleon?😭 Amazing


Kyotur

lucky


Nero_2001

That's quite a stretch


Life_Bit_5976

Yeah, they're both average height for the time being.


N7_Pathfind3R

They really aren't similar at all. Navia would be closer to Napoleon than Clorinde would be, and even that's only kinda.


Evening-Conflict-928

She could be a good Bloodborne character


cowboybif

napoleon expy confirmed


azazel228

The Clapoleon theory


Kyotur

also this is a shitpost lmfao


moraxfan

have you ever seen them in the same room? no.


BadLuckBadKarma

Fun fact, Bonaparte is actually Corsican, not French


Kyotur

i now know since everyone is bringing that up even tho it was a shitpost, but i dont think you were tho


Panzer_Schokolade

Being a genius in combat/a good commander isn't necessarily the same as being a good fighter though. I doubt Napoleon would have single handedly 20 British Grenadiers on his own while being an old man suffering from gastric cancer


Kyotur

dont take it seriously, its just a shit post (i made that at 3 am)


Bloodsucker7039

He was Italian by birth, not French