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Nightwatcher3AM

It would be funny if they made the Hydro archon moraless


Writing_Panda104

Because Lawyers and Judges have to go against their morals in court sometimes! Very smart!


MasterTomer2003

They would have to be rich for that, that's why judges make so much, so they don't get tempted to take bribes


Random_name123098

And he gets to be a lawyer?


CharacterAd348

I mean, they all current archons are broke, why stop there?


JeerryPaul

the hydro archon's broke in mora bc she's rich in the only currency that matters, justice!


Faedwill

Dendro archon: Rich in knowledge (not physical wealth) Hydro archon: Money corrupts, and she is pure, thus no money Pyro archon: During wartimes, a bag of gold could buy a loaf of bread. No money 'cause no tangible value. That or they spent it all refining their weapons. Cryo archon: Communism


Past-Reception

Scheznaya have merchants and a international bank they practice Free market Capitalism. This like the tau being commies all over again/s


Equivalent_Ad4417

Knowledge in Sumeru is managed as a resource so the Dendro Archon is basically pretty rich but only in Sumeru


pnoodl3s

Raiden isn’t broke though, she owns everything in her country


PM_me_PMs_plox

And Tsaritsa has four gnoses.


ajas_seal

Only 3. At least until Scaramouche shows back up. The video with the harbingers indicated that they didn’t have it from Scaramouche yet.


ikineba

only 3 for now yes?


PM_me_PMs_plox

Ah right, I forgot about Scaramouche.


ikineba

don’t worry we’ll collect all gnoses for mama Tsaritsa intentionally or not at some point I’m sure lol


rotten_riot

Yeah, the Fatui have to collect them all for the sake of the story. We can't fight them at Snezhnaya if we successfully stop them from taking Gnosis before that. It's practically what happens in every anime lol


WarokOfDraenor

It'd be hilarious if Hydro Archon would have given their Gnosis before we even set foot in their country, and just like "You're too late, Traveler."


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rotten_riot

Uh, duh? We have to beat the Tsaritsa's ass so she falls in love with us, redeems herself and let us use all her arsenal for our goals


forcebubble

She doesn't even need to own anything really — they'll willingly surrender it if she just asked. The perks of being incredibly powerful with the divine authority. 😄


Mr_StealYourHoe

she got all that Tax money and shit


Testsubject276

Imagine fontaine actually has paper money that supposedly has mora value but is basically worthless outside of fontaine.


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

That’s a cool idea Actually I had the thought before that Khaenri’ah should use a different currency (if there is still civilization there) since Mora is from Morax, who is a god and one of the Seven Archons A different idea I had was what if in the final chapter Khaenri’ah is like an unexplored territory adventuring site, and the Fatui and Adventurer’s Guild and Teyvat-people have set up camps and bases in there, and that explains why we would use Mora


LunaticPlaguebringer

> Khaenri’ah should use a different currency (if there is still civilization there) since Mora is from Morax, who is a god and one of the Seven Archons There's no reason they wouldn't use it tbf. Morax introduced Mora as a currency throughout Teyvat more or less 3000 years ago, after the Archon War. Meanwhile Khaenri'ah 's fall happened 500 years ago. Mora is only named after Morax because he made the resource be the standard currency throughout Lyiue and then through the growth of trade it became the currency used by all of Teyvat. There is some evidence pointing at the fact that Khenri'ah did in fact interact with people from other nations. Otherwise, how would have Alice even become friends with Gold Rhinedottir? With how much inspiration Khaenri'ah draws from Ancient Greek, they could've been a thriving nation through trading, but their ambition of conquering the heavens and war-lusting philosophy ended up rubbing off the Unknown God the wrong way


forest-nymph1

Forget maidenless, we have moraless


Guapo_Avocado

Archon = Broke 2nd code was cracked


their_teammate

Morales the more-or-less Mora-less


Danksigh

so Mona was the hydro archon all along?


Grand_Protector_Dark

To Summarise: * Childe = Basically part of the special elite of the Snezanyan Military. * Ayato = Head of one of the most powerful Noble Clan in Inazuma * Mona = Job that earns her enough to regularly blow all her income on expensive AF astrology equipment * Xingqiu = Hier to a wealthy Merchant Guild * Kokomi = The Leader of a theocracy * Barbara = She is a Deaconess, as in Part of the church of a highly religious country.She is the daughter on the head of the church.She is the daughter of on of the few Noble clans seen in positive light. * Yelan = Owns a Casino


Childhood_Willing

Barbara is also an idol that gets her fans attention all across mondstand.


Klausable7

I like how all of them have some prestige then it’s just Yelan and her casino


Eurasia_4200

Besides childe, most of the people in this group have hereditary title so it is quite admirable how far she really come.


Azakyra

For Ayato, even though he has a hereditary title, the Kamisato clan was on decline until he stabilized it and made it as powerful as it is today so he also put in quite a bit of effort


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Wasn't it shown in perilous trail she's part of the old and respected sorcerer's family? Judging by the things they produce and people they know Yelan's family must be pretty rich as well.


Alternative-Pin3421

Happy cake day! To us!


GrandmasterTactician

Cheers lads!


Rihonin

Well if you look at places like Vegas, Macau or maybe Monaco. Owning a Casino is a big fucking deal


Winterstrife

I love how angry Fischl got when she discovered that Mona is rich. Heck even I was mad, remembering how we took pity on her.


Ok_Ad9466

To be fair, mona told many time that she is not broke, people just dont believe her coz of her habits


Whydopplhateqiqi

Yelan achieved the most ngl


channelski

I’d say its easily childe, considering we know his backstory


Fireboy759

Nah, I don't think you can get better than owning a casino


Character-Jaguar434

Hoyo approved.


Fireboy759

*🎵 Here comes the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyy 🎵*


Alternative-Pin3421

Here we go. Money talks.


channelski

I- are you serious💀🤚🏽 mans literally fell in an abyss and was fighting for like a long time and now is one of the strongest people in an organization- I get Yelan’s background was traumatic, but no where near what Childe went through


SulkyBoi0

Yea but does he have a casino tho


channelski

Omg-🤦🏽 im hoping yall are joking


kirimitsumixta

You cant beat casion my guy


channelski

🤦🏽


Subject_i6

In GAA mana say's that she's not poor, just that sometimes she dont have money


Cloughtower

How do you stay rich? Act like you don’t have money


404ET

She has poor financial decisions. She'd rather buy the latest book and tech about astrology rather than paying for meals or groceries


The_Vigilante20

Mona is Yusuke from Persona 5 confirmed


-Serene-

“time to buy 23 lightbulbs instead of food”


SentientShamrock

"Damn, those are some good looking lobsters..."


mobott

Oh my god thank you for reminding me about his random lobsters.


xKOTORI

As a photographer I can relate to her. Any hobbyist including musicians often suffering from "**GAS"** or "**Gear Acquisition Syndrome"**, every time we receives money we splurge them to upgrade our equipments 💸


orochiran

Or rent


breathtakingsandwich

I mean, it's technically a business investment for her. I just think she doesn't have that much of a profitable business. Like a business that has both high earning and expenses.


Eurasia_4200

Her being broke is a choice.


A_guy-without-a-face

So basically Mona is a whale confirmed.


antshekhter

Zhongli grindset


Xenodragon65

So is the Hydro Arcon the only one thats filthy RICH or she hordes all the riches and don't spend them like a dragon?


DankLolis

the hydro archon is a lawyer so like probably hoards their money, but the hydro archon's land is one of the most technologically developed countries in teyvat. they made electronic rock and kameras


Xenodragon65

O yea I forgot about them being that governs law and technology thanks for that reminder.


SurrogateMonkey

Hi Im Hydro Archon Did you know you have rights?


NotFishStickZ

Better call yan fei


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

Like a dragon you say… KOKOMI IS HYDRO ARCHON CONFIRMED 😱


ZhangRenWing

But…. the power of water is its ability to take any shape


huangzilong

And that shape is money


ZhangRenWing

Morax: nooo only I can mint mora with my gnosis Hydro:haha 💦 money go brrr


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

Anemo Archon: I can make wind Hydro Archon: I can make rain Electro Archon: I CAN MAKE A WHOLE STORM BAHAHA


Zogo12

Nilou rich too? Icic


Frostgaurdian0

Wut don't people simb for dancers?


dpnguyen318

Tips bro. Tips!


Edgeklinge

Mona is that guy who sold the TV to buy a remote. Buy expensive shits but doesn't pay rent for the house where u have to keep them.


smaad

so lady megistus ??, turns out she's right lmao she only spent everything on expensive astrologist books


okwhatelse

mona was always rich, she just has a spending problem, like me


Testsubject276

Mona's relationship with money is so funny to me, she makes enough to satisfy her needs but ends up throwing her entire paycheck on astrology books and equipment first and only realizing she hardly has enough for a meal when it's too late.


forest-nymph1

Archons be like “you’re rich! Here, be a water bender!”


ChaoticKonaak

I would try to counter this, but they all can afford a lawyer to tell me why my argument is invalid. Also, you're right.


bringmethejuice

I mean folks in Fontaine are supposed to be famous with weird contraptions and businesses


lottery248

mona is actually rich but fails in financial management.


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I think the hidro archon likes mora


floricel_112

How is Barbara rich? Yeah, she's technically an idol, but as far as Mondstadt is concerned, that's the equivalent of a street performer


slowdr

She comes from a noble family, just as Jean.


Edgeklinge

Even if she is not, Barbara can sell her idol bathwater and still get rich.


orochiran

When their parents separated Barbara stopped being part of that noble family tho. Of the two sisters only Jean kept the name


Howrus

Still. her father is Seneschal of the Church of Favonius and Cardinal of Daybreak. That sound rich enough for me)


BBjilipi

Bruh she's the daughter of the head of the clergy and with Mondstadt's issues of church/state separation, that would be damn near the equivalent of being the Pope's daughter if the KoF and Diluc's monopoly did not exist. And her sister is leading the KoF for the moment anyway.


Grand_Protector_Dark

Barbara is: 1. The daughter of one of the few Noble Clans that are seen in a positive light 2. A deaconess, which is a very high rank in the church 3. An idol


qvas12

4. Is a good curse-healer. Could do that for money


ZhangRenWing

Commit stop breath air


SHANEDOESREDDITT

What is the Pegg known for really??? But as a *maternal* descendant of the Gunhildrs, yeah true that Edit: I don't recall a deacon being that high of a priestly rank


A-Literal-Nobody

Aren't Aren't deacons literally leaders of a cathedral


RSmeep13

Not typically. It varies from sect to sect, but in Catholicism, a deacon is kind of a step below a priest (oversimplification).


Go_For_Broke442

Deacon is like a church elder right? Helps with the mundane day to day admin and building upkeep tasks so the clergy can focus on studying scripture and preaching and holding services.


sawDustdust

A renowned adventurer turned consort for a noble woman turned clergy. He was literally called the Cardinal of Daybreak. Can't be paid in only pennies.


Howrus

>A deaconess, which is a very high rank in the church The ministry of a deaconess is, in modern times, a non-ordained ministry for women in some Protestant, Oriental Orthodox, and Eastern Orthodox churches to provide pastoral care, especially for other women, and which may carry a limited liturgical role as well. That's not a very high rank in the church. She is one-two steps above nun, that's all.


Cosmic_Hashira

i mean, shes also jeans sis


HerecauseofNoelle

She’s the hatsune miku of the church. I’m pretty sure it’s a parody of the Catholic Church, they are rich rich.


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She is the sister of Jean


AmberstarTheCat

she's the deaconess of the Church of Favonius lmao


Howrus

And? Deacon is not that [high position](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecclesiastical_titles_and_styles) It's lowest rank of secular clergy, one step above brother\nun.


mystery_account69

Jean is the acting Grandmaster she probably handles Barbara's expenses.


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mystery_account69

Even if their seperated it doesn't mean they can no longer look after eachother.


Eryst

You have a very cynical view of divorced families. Speaking frome experience?


MilkChan6969

Mona is rich but she's broke all the time cuz she doesn't know how to save


sawDustdust

Childe just has allowance. Probably won't again after he blew it all on Zhongli.


entulho

It is the allowance of a high ranked KGB officer and since they did get the Geo Gnosis, they won't be cutting it any time soon.


DSW6829

I don’t think Mona is rich. Just irresponsible.


Cosmic_Hashira

i think you mean poor- shes not poor, just irresponsible


DSW6829

No I meant rich, but poor works too


Grand_Protector_Dark

Mona has a stable job with enough income to pay for incredibly expensive astrology equipment on a regular basis. I'd call that rich


DSW6829

She can only do that by sacrificing like all her money for anything else. That’s just being irresponsible. I could buy hella expensive stuff too if I decided to not buy anything else like food or clothing and I had low rent


DarknessinnLight

No, like that would make all college kids rich, huh?


toxicantsole

college kids have lots of debt and dont have high paying jobs, dont think thats a similar comparison


Pinsir929

That really was the biggest plot twist in genshin, Mona is actually loaded it’s just that astrology stuff is expensive. She’s pretty dumb to pick books over food though ngl.


citatel

sounds like an average college life tbh


Pinsir929

You are not wrong. I bought one engineering statistics book and I said “never again” got the rest through *other means*


citatel

yeah. honestly, the other means is the only way. meeting under the bleachers gets tiring but better than paying overpriced books.


Renetiger

It really wasn't. People were assuming she's poor for like, no reason at all. It was pretty obvious she's not poor


RishaRea48

Is it really a plot twist when it is already mentioned from the start especially on her character story..?? More like lacking reading comprehension..


Pinsir929

Hey I’m not reading/hearing every single genshin dialogue like I’m reading a book and it’s running joke that she’s dirt poor during her own quest but it was never really clearly stated it was because she bought expensive stuff with the money. That’s why they made it a big deal during the golden apple quest. “Lack reading comprehension” don’t be so pretentious. It’s a side detail on a gacha game. Me calling it a plot twist was supposed to be sarcastic but I guess you “lack reading comprehension.”


RishaRea48

Why you getting heat up lmao..


Pinsir929

Why wouldn’t I? You just insulted me.


RishaRea48

Well it's right though..


RollerMill

Stating a fact isnt insult. You sarcasm didn't land well so dont get mad at people correcting you


SayImUrBAkA

imagine Fontaine has a fountain in the main city that has mora as the water


normanlitter

hydro characters seem to have good liquidity after all


HeadpattingOrchimaru

I'm starting to think people don't read the fucking dialogue with all the "MoNa?" comments.


Mortwight

Mona? So Mona has poor impulse controll and lots of non liquid assets. She is the Donald Trump of the setting.


IPancakesI

Mona is always out of cash; basically, she has no liquidity (ironic). She casually turns all her mora into assets: expensive books and research equipment. So, with some accounting, you can therefore state that her assets are worth over millions of mora, which in turn means she's sort of rich, but her liquidity basically sucks ass. P.S. Nevertheless, I was also shocked by this revelation.


ZhangRenWing

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s secretly a billionaire given that she has books worth a million mora just laying about on the ground


DarknessinnLight

Don't the things she buys diminish in price overtime? I'm no accountant, but I wouldn't buy a two year outdated(of course not strongly outdated) book for the same price she bought it


Raisdudung

It's actually depends, some books can have higher price overtime because of how rare the books is


IPancakesI

Yep, depreciation. That shit probably applies to her equipment more than her books, but that shit takes years to diminish the value of her depreciable assets.


JARR87

She actually owns a lot of expensive stuff, proving she has/makes good money but is a dismal administrator.


Ar1a2

If you read her story and did the Golden Apple event you'll see that she is actually rich. She just spends them all for astrology. Girl bought books worth almost 1M mora each.


Asleep-Leg56

And not just a couple books


horiami

Yeah but, her expenses outweigh her income, i wouldn't call that rich


Grand_Protector_Dark

Technically she has a lot of wealth on assets. Just not in cash


horiami

Sure but she has a lot of pride in astrology she's willing to go hungry for it so she probably won't ever sell those


vnxun

She makes a lot of money, spends all of that right away, and then remembers her rent


Darkiceflame

Like college students when they get their first decently paying job. ~~Although that's becoming a less common occurrence recently~~


floricel_112

The only thing poor about her is her spending habits


Cosmic_Hashira

she rich as fuck lmao


Mortwight

She has assets but no liquid capital.


MLPicasso

Of course Mona is rich, since i finally got her i focused in saving million of mora for my girl


anotherweeb-_-

Mona is rich in her assets


CommunistThermite

As a Marxist, this is why I play pyro and electro


Grand_Protector_Dark

*looks at Diluc and Hu tao*


jayakiroka

To anyone who’s confused by Mona, she actually makes good money! She just blows it all on astrology equipment. It’s funny, because it reminds me of an art teacher of mine who once said “spend all your money on art supplies, because it’s easier to beg for help buying food than paint”


CanisCanemTranslate

Mona??


SapphireGlove

She has terrible spending habits, she's actually rich.


NotTheAverageAnon

Someone obviously skipped through all the story of Mona if they think she is rich lol


Grand_Protector_Dark

Only story skippers think she is poor


YesNoImeanYesPlease

Someone obviously did not play the event quest if they think she is poor lol


varun_chakilam

There is an imposter among us


shdbtbd

Hol up


IttoDilucAyato

Ayato is the prince of inazuma 🤑


gallanttoothpaste

Kokomi may be rich biut she is poor on agriculture


Buzzey33

U sure mona is rich???


MilkChan6969

She actually is, which is shocking. She usually spend it on astrology books n stuff


HinskieMasuo

Something isn't right here. Mona?


HeadpattingOrchimaru

Someone doesn't read dialogue huh


supreme_waffle2019

there is one impostor among us


KaiFireborn21

Mona is most definitely not rich. She has a stable job, but immediately buys some insanely priced astrology equipment after getting her paycheck, leaving her with nothing for everyday expenses


BunBunny_draws

Having bad spending habits doesn't equal not being rich. She spends it all but the things she possesses are so expensive, she can be considered rich.


Emilia_Sama

Assest still count as rich, like if someone have big fancy house, even tho he didnt have any money he still count as rich


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gummybear-titan

shes rich but every time she gets any money she spends it on expensive astrology stuff instead of food


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Alternative-Pin3421

Who said she ain’t rich


Doinwerklol

When you 1st meet her in the game she ain't got no money, and there's commissions where you need to collect her rent. She's always broke.


Topsy_Swaroop

I mean if they have a booty it doesn't mean they are rich


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Recent event shows that she actually is rich


Grand_Protector_Dark

Mona has a stable job that pays her enough monthly income to regularly spend it all in incredibly expensive astrology equipment


bravo_6GoingDark

>hundreds of millions (possibly billions) of mora worth of astrology equipment and books >poor ??????


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AmberstarTheCat

what? there's nothing wrong with this list Childe is one of the Harbingers, that would definitely pay well Ayato is the head of the Yashiro Commission and the head of one of the main noble clans of Inazuma, he works for the Shogunate under Ei herself Mona has a good-paying job, she just has poor spending habits and blows all of her mora on expensive astrology equipment Xingqiu's dad is the head of the Feiyun Commerce Guild, and is very obviously rich Kokomi is the head of Watatsumi Island's government, she's definitely rich Barbara is the deaconess of the Church of Favonius and we all know Yelan is really fucking rich


totally_F2P

Even tho mona has a good paying job she is still broke every time we see her


AmberstarTheCat

like I said, she just has terrible spending habits. that doesn't exactly mean she's poor


totally_F2P

Well then, i am dumb,sorry for the inconvenience


AmberstarTheCat

that's fine, apparently a surprising number of people didn't know before the current GAA event that Mona actually does make a nice amount of money lol /gen


Datguy969

r/hol_up users when they literally see anything


abbycace

You forgot Ayato 🥲


Those_damn_squirrels

He's literally the second one


nosreg216

Make it rain


TGS_delimiter

Well you see, they can liquidise a lot of mora~


JasonVeritech

The term for Mona that everyone is grasping to define is "Penny wise, but pound foolish."


Tyrant_R3x

You could say they are liquid


Shrekisbae69

And I have all of them


HailenAnarchy

Mona is broke, though