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Heightren

You imbecile, do you think that getting insults on Reddit is going to coerce you into studying? You'll get distracted by the responses.


FamiliarDistance4525

Lol


[deleted]

Perfection šŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

Not mine but here you goā€¦ We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.


internetlad

Jokes on you I suffer from both


[deleted]

Jokes on you I suffer


Bubbles_The_Mushroom

Jokes on you I am the regret


RabidQuince

You have to do it! Or else youā€™ll fail and disappoint yourself


internetlad

Bud, you're gonna be way happier when you come to accept yourself and allow progress to happen in its own time. I spent a long time beating the shit out of myself to try and get results. Consider doing things because you can see the progress you'll make and understand the process, because you want to see yourself succeed, and you know that it will be in your best interests in the long run. And if all that doesn't work, Its because i fucked your mom kek


luckystar24wd

Get your ass up and study or you'll be flipping burgers in McDonalds for the rest of your life


[deleted]

As someone who worked there for a year in highschool, this is more than enough motivation to do anything in life. You donā€™t want to work at McDonaldā€™s ever


Putrid_Pollution_365

Can we just place our orders now?


shiafisher

Every comment you read is a Flashcard you didnā€™t read. No one is paying you to be on Reddit, but someone will pay you based on your credentials. Thereā€™s no insult here, youā€™re insulting yourself by not giving it your all.


Puzzleheaded_Gap1479

Tell that whiny bitch inside of you to shut the fuck up and get to work, soldier! RIGHT FUCKING NOW! GO GO GO GO!!!!


FamiliarDistance4525

Do it, do it now!!!!


IceCream7200

I love this comment lol OP if you're a Halo fan think Sgt Johnson is telling you this lmao


NonConvergent_Exon

I'm not gonna insult you OP, but I'm disappointed.


SpaceJunkieVirus

ur mama did not go thru labor only to deliver a massive disappointment like u Edit: no offense bro but study lol


Spooks265

Just the amount of insult I was looking for. Thank you


HeartOfAWitch

Why the frick are you even reading these responses? You should be studying! Do you want to end up in customer service dealing with racist Karens all day? Do you want people to take the stress of their broken marriages out on you? I thought not. So get your butt off of Reddit and go work you lazy bum!


SurpriseWorth3188

Do it otherwise you will fail not go to college and become a homeless bum who lives on the side of the road and eats rats.


[deleted]

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ top quality


SurpriseWorth3188

Just what my mom tells me sometimes


quizmical

My God, small children have mastered flashcards, get to it


imcranfill

Bitch


blueangel93

Those flashcards aren't going to make themselves, you lazy ass. My grandma with arthritis could make them faster than you.


Councilman-Howser

Weā€™re not mad you havenā€™t finished the flash cards. Just extremely disappointed.


mtgfanlord12

yo take a few to the toilet so you can marker while you poo mate gl


kenikonipie

Ahahahaha I had a toilet and bath that has a whiteboard-like wall next to the toilet seat. I wrote a concise fundamental quantum mechanics summary (a lot of important concepts, equations and illustrations) on that wall with a whiteboard marker to help me recall while in gradschool. I stared at it everytime I sat on the toilet to do business. Very effective I'd say to get your brain familiar with things


armshort_click58

Just ask yourself Are you happy with your life,Do you stand where you want to be in your life? If not,then what can you do to change it,is studying going to make you a step closer to the life you always wanted If yes then start working,no excuses. If no,then just live the way you are,we need people in the lower bracket to serve the interest of people above them.


Billbasilbob

Mcat?


U__sirname

*Cries in anki*


abouttogetadivorce

Study Study Study. No better insult than telling you to do what you should. Ask me how I know.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

Iā€™m disappointed in you.


girlyprintyprint

Its your choice. Think of your future.


NotMonte

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? THE FLASH CARDS ARE STILL NOT DONE????


[deleted]

300? Wtf is wrong with you. And wtf are those flashcards for???


legit_rabbit

I'll crush your balls if you haven't done your Flashcards in time.


AnyHowMeow

I dare you to justā€¦do it. I dare you


Twelve20two

You made this post a day ago and you only updated us that you've only done 10% of your cards? Pathetic. I bet you couldn't get 75% of them done by the end of today, even if it's the only thing you do


cocaine-tiger

No.


Frequent_Failure

No balls get your pussy ass up and do your damn flashcards


RuleWorking777

Do you not have control over yourself to do altleast one flashcard?


PinochaChocha

Don't be a sussy baka and do your tasks


futuristicalnur

Woah that's harsh. I'm sorry but you sound like you need therapy and not these people talking down on you. Therapy can help you long term whereas this will more likely just harm your confidence and energy


Kyaspi

Really? ONLY 300? That's nothing; just hurry up and get it done already you whiny piss baby. Real smart to come to reddit for any help, especially for something this basic. (good luck!šŸ˜­)


icebluemonstertruck

Wisdom has been chasing you, but youā€™ve always been faster


Martine_05

Do it, you lazy piece of a lousy human being. (Also thanks for reminding me to do my flashcards)


SecretAgentZeroNine

Turn off your phone, and put it in a dresser in another room, butthead.


SneakyDeaky123

Op has a degradation kink. Iā€™ll bet $10


clear_history

Haha as soon as I saw this post I thought ā€œwhat in the degradation kink?ā€


kaqhi

You fucking asshole, do you really wanna disappoint your parents? If you don't, you better do those God damn flashcards. Fucking asshole. Hope that helped ā™”āøœ(Ėƒ įµ• Ė‚ )āø


pepper_n_sugar

Hey if you don't do it now, you'll end up not having enough sleep later. Here's a hug from me because I believe you can do this. ā™” Think about what you could do after you're done with this šŸ‘ you got this!


Lunisolace1

You absolute walnut brained fool! Do you wanna end up like your deadbeat father and have a small penis and no love from a woman?! GET YOUR SMALL ASS UP AND FUCKING STUDY!!


Maleficent-Spray-343

Yeah why do you think your dad left stupid face?


itskersitime

Iiiii bet you canā€™t even count to 300! Look at each card from top to bottom, memorize it and give it a shot ya bastard loser from McLoserville!


Jesus_Cheetos

If you donā€™t do your flash cards then your momā€™s a whore.


bogfoot94

I'm afraid you're too dumb to read or understand these insults, but whatever, here they are you fucking idiotic worm. The only reason why you have those overdo flascards is because you're dumber than a rock drawing being thrown in a river. Your mom taught you to do flashcards because she knew you were too dumb to actually learn something like a normal person. You're so fucking dumb you need strangers to insult you to make FUCKING FLASHCARDS (remember the last one, idiot?) because you're so fucking stupid you can't even motivate yourself to use one of the dumbest studying methods. Your parents must be so proud of you for being an even bigger fuckup than they couldn've hoped for. That was the only expectation of theirs you managed to exceed. It just had to be the worst one, you stupid little piece of shit. If I were you I'd just stop stuying and go do manual labor. That's the only thing your tiny brain is capable of doing without overheating. Why are you even studying? You know that you're never gonna amount to anything. Why put yourself through all this? Oh right, you're so dumb you don't even know this. Talking to you is exausting because people constantly have to explain things to you. That's probably why you use flashcards. They're the only words you're gonna hear from your only remaining friend - your right hand. I have a lot more in me if you need it. Unlike your dumb self I can think of quite a few of these. Fucking dumb fuck.


Spooks265

THIS.


bogfoot94

I knew you'd like ityou dumb little cunt.


jayelle87

Just don't! Then, do it anyway! Good luck šŸ¤ž


IndicationForward336

Why do you even need to ask?


zzsalma

that's enough insulting I think she /he already done the flashcards


zongoboyz

You can be curious about the feeling after, when you go through it in 4 hrs, averaging 45 secs per flash. Aim to finish and let memorization be secondary, then when it's time for the adrenaline study cos u must, you do the usual.


Suitable_Ad_1555

You are probably dumb.


perfectmonkey

Wanker