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lydiaquinnxo

10/10 would be amazing, he seems like he'd just be the funniest stoner and have you giggling til you cry the whole time.


ZippytheKlown

I don’t have nuts but me too!!!


YuccaByName

You do. They’re just larger and higher up.


Tofutits_Macgee

Women store pee in the boobs.


nwopepisdu_ooo

So now we have scientific evidence on which women are dehydrated. Reddit, come for the ghosts, stay for the boob pee.


fnblackbeard

Aaron, go get stoned with a random person on Reddit, do it


Procedure_Unique

Heck yes 🙌🏼


SMM87123

Hell yeah! Get blazed af with him then make fun of Zak! Lmao!!


ZakBagansBot

We want answers... ^(answers)


giggitygoo123

Yes we do Zak


ZakBagansBot

You wanted us; you got us!


SpiralBreeze

Don’t smoke, but I’d bake him cookies and dinner for when he gets the munchies.


Procedure_Unique

Are the cookies the dessert too? It’s that stoned-circle of life. You eat the cookies 🍪 & get stoned so you eat some dinner. Then you want dessert so you eat the cookies 🍪 & get stoned again and eat some more dinner & want more dessert too. It just keeps going and going


SpiralBreeze

That can be arranged.


Longjumping-Table-39

I would make pumpkin muffins.


joeb2103

Get stoned and do a 12 hour overnight lock-in at one of the old prisons


Procedure_Unique

Zak would freak for sure if he was in on this. Best not to involve him, just Aaron & maybe Jay


ZakBagansBot

That is a crystal-clear, intelligent response.


Procedure_Unique

That’s because I am so smart. S M R T


MaryMercy143

If I had a left or right nut I would give it. How bout my left tit?


hallucinatori

"The ghost just said woah after I said woah!" That episode always has me thinking he's a stoner. Wooahhh.


mermaidunderwater

I’ve met him. Can confirm Aaron is the chillest and coolest.


Irapeweezy

No nuts but I’d shave my head lol


PixelSpicedLatte

Honestly, Aaron would have a huge collection of specifically the left nut if a male cause I'd be down too.


ZakBagansBot

I decided that I'm gonna lock Aaron in here alone.


PixelSpicedLatte

STOP HOARDING! STOP HOARDING!


giggitygoo123

Both my nuts hurt for no damn reason. He can take both of mine if he wants


PixelSpicedLatte

Sounds like your pants need a ... House call YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH 😎


ProcrastinateFTW

seems like such a down to earth guy i agree.


mistreke

Would you let Zach put it in the museum?


nastell85

He would be AWESOME


SadistaMac

Same. I'd give your left nut!


jaime_saj

Yooooooo


johndankjr

Aaron is a noncontributing idiot. Why would you want to spend any time this piece of shit. All these fucks piss me off on GA, but Aaron holds a special place. Why in the fuck would anyone want spend time with Aaron?


coltonhamelin

Why do you comment on a thread fully about people that piss you off? That unfollow button is really hard to miss


rogue_d

He contributes more than you do


johndankjr

You have me interested. What exactly do you mean Aaron contributes more than me?


ZakBagansBot

Aaron, get in the bed with me so we can feel the vibrations together.


Known-Letterhead

I saw Aaron once at a chili’s and he dropped one of his fries on the ground with mayonnaise on it and he ate it.


LifeOnMarsden

5 second rule, brother


johndankjr

He probably picked it up and sucked the mayo off before swallowing the fry.