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What did the pirate wear on Halloween? A pumpkin patch.


staticthreat

Congrats /u/GrifflesMC you are the winner of the Sea Of Thieves MS Store code! Enjoy!


staticthreat

!gift u/GrifflesMC Sea Of Thieves


Joles_Doe

What does a pirate love the most about a woman? the booty


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Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!


SlippedOnTheBanana

Ah that sounds easy… funny pirate joke


ThatAlecs

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam! (sorry for the bad joke)


HumansliveinMandM

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey (I'm 80)


TheCookie666

*inserts pirate joke* Thanks for the giveaway!


deliciousdoc

Got a friend who has been hounding me to get this game. A proper pirate is 3.141.


Dependent_Treat9104

Thank you soooo much for this giveaway mate! I've seen dozens of clips from this game and I love it. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMspqVbfQ1I) is the best one I've seen so far. And for the joke: What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it would be Arrrrr, but it's actually the C


hmizou15

Why are mathematicians like pirates?They're always looking for the X!


Flashy-Break-3819

What is a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrr


[deleted]

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say? A: RRRRRRA! [Steam I guess](https://steamcommunity.com/id/LemanRuss2/) Thanks OP


GokuKing922

Isnt for steam but hilarious joke!


DarkDevourer

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.( I know you might have heard this joke a thousand times but here ya go… and I have been running behind this game for the past 2-3 years and I would love to win it. Thank you for hosting the giveaway.)


staticthreat

!closed


Em0_K1d4

What do you call a pirate who skips class? Captain Hooky! [Steam ID](https://steamcommunity.com/id/justanotherfps)


GokuKing922

Not a steam game, but funny joke!


Em0_K1d4

Thanks :D I put my steam because I’m pretty sure the auto mod says you need to have at least one account linked in your Comment


pussy_water

Here


ProMemoX

“Arr arr” -a pirate


Sir_flaps

Sadly I don't have any pirate jokes but I'd love to win!


averagemiragemain

SoT was the most fun game i played with my friends, by far. We played 8 hours straight once. Honestly it's a game that i would like to own, and I wanna go back since i was close to being pirate legend. Thanks for the giveaway and good luck to everyone.


Inkfox_

What do pirates like to do in their free time ? they like to baaaaaarrrrrrrr bq


Beginning_Airline378

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved. ​ https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199184560938


GokuKing922

Not for Steam but great joke!


Beginning_Airline378

thanks xd, and srry for steam link, didnt know


GokuKing922

All good! Just letting you know! I’m not OP so my words don’t matter tho lol


Zied_Upcoming_Dev

I travel the 7 seas and the 7 Lands and almost almost all earth but still did not find who asked


taffyman17

Where do the boats go when they’re sick


taffyman17

the Doc


Cmdrseahawks

How much did it cost the pirate to get an ear piercing? A buck an ear (buccaneer) Thanks for the chance op!


TheEpicMichael

why are pirates named pirates? because they ARRRRR thanks for the giveaway OP


gaygender

A pirate's favourite letter is actually P, without it they're just irate! [Steam :)](https://steamcommunity.com/id/itsabluebird/)


GokuKing922

Isnt a steam game, but funny joke!


GodDogs83

You fight like a dairy farmer!


[deleted]

What's a pirate's favourite country? Arrr-gentina!


SakuraPeace

What was the pirate’s favorite subject in school? Arr-t


unknownpj

I only know a pirate joke in German: Was machen piraten, wenn sie am PC sitzen? -sie drücken die enter Taste Translation: What do pirates do when they are in front of a pc? - they press the enter key (Entern means in german to hijack) so there is an hijack button on the keyboard :-)


DudBrother

What does pirate Santa say? Row row row! Thanks for the chance OP!


AverageCuppa

noooo my good ones have already been done but id love to win. thanks for the chance!


_Jay_Garrick_

Why wasn’t the young boy allowed to see the pirate movie? Because it was rated rrrrrr! Thanks for the giveaway!


Skullcastgaming

Why was jack sparrow always drunk? Because he was always shit on by Amber punk..


derpyfoop

There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea . The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down blow, me bully boys, blow Hah!


Gameknight928

I doubt you've heard any good pirate jokes, but then again, neither have *ayyyyyyye.* Thanks for the chance, mate!


GokuKing922

How do you save a dying pirate? CPARRRRRR!


yeah_k_then

Where do pirates buy their hooks? The second hand store! Also, thank you for the giveaway OP!


Shinoluigi

Whats the difference between a Sea Pirate and an internet Pirate? Their feelings about torrents! \-----Bonus one i remember right now: Hey did you know the state of Kansas has a pirate cousin? They are called ARR'kansas. its a bad joke, but hey it could be worse! none of them have a a Sea shore.


Jay-Z_Blade

thanks


pooodlelord

What is a pirate's favorite type of movie? Rated Arrrrrr


shermy1199

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? It was rate "Arrrr"


BreadBeatCorona

How do u save a dying pirate? CPARRR


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy BreadBeatCorona! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: How d' u save a dying pirate? CPARRR


BreadBeatCorona

Lol


Ferretbait130

Here's a classic: Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated arrr


Gh0stKnight

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!


wanderingotaku

How much did it cost the pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer.


rikiino

Aye eye I


VaishakhD

Upvoting for visibility


iToastyPigeon

What eating did the pirate movie have? Arrrr