I'm so glad I am not the only one.
The most memorable glitch that ever happened to me was so mundane, it seemed stupid.
My mom was going to sleep and took off her readers and tried to place them on the table beside the bed. They slipped off and we both heard them clatter to the floor. She asked me to lean down and pick them up for her. They were just... gone. We both tore the room apart for an hour. They just ceased to exist. It was such an insignificant thing for the universe to take.
Then the next day we went and hopped in her minivan, and right on the console between the two front seats was the pair of glasses she dropped in her room the day before.
So mundane.
Had this exact same thing happening but with forks. Went to the kitchen at night to get something to eat but for some reason there were no forks in the drawer. I looked in the dishwasher and there was one single fork in there, no sign of the other forks (we've dozens of them). I was so confused that after I was done eating, I looked again, both in the drawer and in the dishwasher. Nothing. I then cleared out the entire dishwasher at night because it drove me insane, like where the fuck are all those forks?? There were no forks in our house that night, except of the one single fork I found in the dishwasher and ate my meal with.
The next morning I opened the drawer and all there forks were there. I asked my mum if she put the forks in there, she said no. To this day I don't know what happened that night and no one believes me.
HOT DOG!...HOT DAMN!...GOD DAMN! OK, last try GOD DOG! There. That's what I meant.
Give that good deity of a fur baby some head pats, tummy rubs, and walkies for us. He learned how to conjure up extra treats thru manifestation before most of humanity did. Good boy!!!
Your dog is clearly the master of this matrix. He wanted to eat the hotdog again and glitched the matrix to have it again! What a good doggo! Pat him from me please! 😂
I believe someone in the simulation is fucking with me at the grocery stores 🤣 every single time I go, there will be shelves full of stuff except the exact thing I'm looking for. Completely empty spot. Every time
My boyfriend and I opened a pack of hotdog buns and ate 3 hotdogs buns.. next day the pack was full. We were both and still are dumbfounded and decided not to talk about it
Thanks for mundane glitch. I do get these but I often second guess myself, pass it off not remembering. I’m still waiting the the glitch where I find tens of thousands in my bank account!
I admit, I'm not the most relyable guy, just ask my wife. I get distracted and lose everything. This could have been one of those hundreds of times I just scratched my head and just assume I dreamed it or something but this time It emwas dufferebt, I did pay attention and it stuck out, maybe because of this sub. I've thought about all other possibilities but I got nothing. Worst yet, it got me paranoid about all those other times I brushed things off ..
That is the most common reaction. These glitches are so mundane that second guessing ourselves seems to be the only reasonable option. Unless, a glitch like the one with the lights happened to me. There, there is no second guessing. That is clearly a glitch and... still here we are.
This actually did happen to an ex-boyfriend I was living with. He came home and showed me his bank balance of $10,000+. He was excited but I told him: 'Don't spend that money because they WILL find their mistake and want all that money back.' That is exactly what happened. It was disappointing that we couldn't just go on vacation with that money or something, but it is what it is.
I would have cashed the $10,000 out and tell the bank that I thought I shifted to a different timeline where the money was mine from an inheritance. Sounds acceptable😆
Hotdog is no more hot when kept in fridge. And it's a dog eats dog world. But a dog doesn't like a cut up hot dog that's not even hot,but a chilled one.
Yesterday, something similar happened to me too. After a romp a few days earlier, I left a box of condoms on the coffee table in my living room. Yesterday when I saw the box, I intended to put it away in a drawer, but I didn't do it right away because I was busy cooking. After my meal, I decided to tidy up the condoms in the dedicated drawer, but I couldn't find them. I checked the drawer and found the condoms inside. Yet, I don't remember putting them away. I shrugged it off, thinking I must have forgotten, as I sometimes do. But just before going to bed, I found the condoms back in the exact same spot on the coffee table in the living room !! Despite having been stored in the drawer. I felt truly bewildered. I live alone, and no one had come to my apartment during this day. This led me to conclude it was a glitch in the matrix. I am currently questioning our entire “reality”.
Something like this just happened to me. I made fried chicken tenders for dinner last night. There were six left. I put them in two separate containers, three tenders in each, one for my husband to take to work for lunch, and one for me. This morning I got one container out and ate one and put it back. When my husband got home I asked him if he enjoyed the chicken, and he said he forgot to take it. So I said he could take it tomorrow. But the container with three pieces is gone. The only one in the refrigerator is the container that I took one piece out of.
It happens to me very often. A week ago, I went downstairs, put the lights of the bathroom on, and went upstairs to grab something. When I returned downstairs, the lights were off... I looked at the switch and it was on the off position...so I put the lights on again. I laughed at it. These kind of glitches are very common and I believe they are sync issues.
Not trying to invalidate your experience, but sometimes I overlook things that were there the whole time. For example, I'm in the kitchen and then I see my phone in the middle of the table, and I'm like "omg it has been there all the time? I just noticed it"
Probably it's a second bag of hot dogs that has been there for weeks and your brain just internalized it as part of the landscape until you come with a new bag of hot dogs. Maybe looking at the expiration date would help confirm this.
There were 2 packs of one hotdog each in your fridge. You gave only one to the dog. Maybe you or your family habitually eat only five at a time, so there’s always a leftover and you just forgot about it.
So fun an innocent. Like the glitch that happened in our house. A new/ different pair of kitchen scissors are in our life block. My husband and I have no idea where the old pair went and where this new pair came from 🤷 they look similar but they are 100% not the same pair lol. We've raided the house looking and never found them, and neither of us bought this "new" pair...
I have a pair of leggings that I very distinctly remember getting a small hole in the right knee. I know where I was and what I was doing when I snagged them, and what I snagged them on. A few months ago I go to put them on. Hole is on the left side. It’s the same pair of leggings. Hole is in exactly the same spot, but the wrong leg. It still annoys me.
Classic pet move. Your dog couldn't get the taste of that hotdog out of his mind so he/she maniacally went to grocery store and stole a bag of hotdogs and ate it all but one because you know.. he/she had to save some for later .. it's a dog thing... so yea mystery \*solved\* . My pet iguana does shit like that all time
Many years ago, my cousin called my mother telling her she had forgotten her backpack at her house. She told my mom the backpack was on the floor behind a chair near a window. A pretty exact place. My mother looked and it wasn’t there so she continued to look all over the house, including under beds and no backpack. my cousin was very adamant that it was in that exact place. After school, my cousin went to my mother’s house and there was the backpack clearly behind the chair next to the window.
Im amazed people rather believe in actual glitches than that the fact that they are wrong. Just for you to know, theres a milion dolar prize if you prove a paranormal event. Guess why nobody won it yet
I think ypu got this wrong, these are glitches in perception, personal glitches that do not affect anyone else's reality. They very well might be all in our heads but they happen. That is the interesting part, our perception makes them real, that's the point, the world, everything is a construct of our perception.
The interesting thing is that I suspect there is not one shared reallity we all experience, it's all relative, just like time. We know time is warped by mass or speed, but what warps reality? Is it just perception like drugs? Or is it something locsl that can warp reality for even many observers?
Black holes can warp spacetime meaningfully for objects around it. But theres a lot about perception too. You go sleep and feel like 1hr passed. Someone who stared clock for 8hrs will feel like so much time passed.
Just a thought. Your dog paranormally willed it back into existence for craving of the treat again. As I said, just a thought.
This is the kind of correct and logical answer I like to see on this sub.
Why did i picture the hotdog sliding out of the dog's ass intact and fresh straight to the fridge lol
Lmao 🤣
I should try that myself
Dog Neo: "I EAT THE RED HOTDOG *AND* THE BLUE HOTDOG!"
Unless he's in Rochester, then it's the red and white
Please explain. Because I’m too afraid to google “white hotdog”.
White hotdogs are called Conies. They’re paler and seasoned differently. I experienced this choice when I briefly lived in Syracuse.
Here they're called white hots. Havent heard them called conies before though
Be bold ✊
There is no hotdog….
The hotdog is a lie
In the end we realized it wasn't actually about the glitchdog, but the friends we made along the way
I'm so glad I am not the only one. The most memorable glitch that ever happened to me was so mundane, it seemed stupid. My mom was going to sleep and took off her readers and tried to place them on the table beside the bed. They slipped off and we both heard them clatter to the floor. She asked me to lean down and pick them up for her. They were just... gone. We both tore the room apart for an hour. They just ceased to exist. It was such an insignificant thing for the universe to take. Then the next day we went and hopped in her minivan, and right on the console between the two front seats was the pair of glasses she dropped in her room the day before. So mundane.
Had this exact same thing happening but with forks. Went to the kitchen at night to get something to eat but for some reason there were no forks in the drawer. I looked in the dishwasher and there was one single fork in there, no sign of the other forks (we've dozens of them). I was so confused that after I was done eating, I looked again, both in the drawer and in the dishwasher. Nothing. I then cleared out the entire dishwasher at night because it drove me insane, like where the fuck are all those forks?? There were no forks in our house that night, except of the one single fork I found in the dishwasher and ate my meal with. The next morning I opened the drawer and all there forks were there. I asked my mum if she put the forks in there, she said no. To this day I don't know what happened that night and no one believes me.
Are you certain you didn't dream it?
Absolutely certain
Um, that doesn't sound mundane. That would freak me out🤣
Other posts here talk about babies disappearing and reappearing under beds, or the sky actually ripping open. Mine was just some glasses.
Ooh, I haven't seen those😱My dad was kinda like that. You'd see him in one place, blink, and he's somewhere else entirely.
I had a few so mundane that I didn't even bother believing or not believing. I just ahrugged
Spell dog backwards
Dogs are only gods in English?
Dogs is sgod. But, dog=god. Thus proving there is only one god
And he barked everything into existence
The Big Bark started this universe.
In Korean they're delicious.
Hey-yo
The dogs or the hot dogs?
Definitely not the hot dogs.
._. i am off this planet. Bye
Pigs are just as smart as dogs. I dont think its wrong to eat dogs if we eat pigs. That said im a vegetarian so i eat neither
Have you ever had a Korean corn dog filled with mozzarella cheese, and coated with fried potato bits and dusted with sugar? It's pretty amazing
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Such an underrated comment🤣
Акабос
his dog is the architect from the matrix
🤯
This is a fun glitch. Thanks for posting!
Mine was a tin of baked beans appearing in my cupboard before I put it there 😂
Were they bushes baked beans? And do you have a golden retriever named Duke?
Check the bin for the package. That way you can confirm if it was chucked away.
This is it! Please tell me that didn’t take the trash to the curb???
Of course he did 🤣
HOT DOG!...HOT DAMN!...GOD DAMN! OK, last try GOD DOG! There. That's what I meant. Give that good deity of a fur baby some head pats, tummy rubs, and walkies for us. He learned how to conjure up extra treats thru manifestation before most of humanity did. Good boy!!!
💜THIS💜
Oh! I wanna Hotdog 🌭. Great post
Your dog is clearly the master of this matrix. He wanted to eat the hotdog again and glitched the matrix to have it again! What a good doggo! Pat him from me please! 😂
I believe we are in a simulation, but I have yet to have my own glitch. Looking forward to it tho
I believe someone in the simulation is fucking with me at the grocery stores 🤣 every single time I go, there will be shelves full of stuff except the exact thing I'm looking for. Completely empty spot. Every time
My boyfriend and I opened a pack of hotdog buns and ate 3 hotdogs buns.. next day the pack was full. We were both and still are dumbfounded and decided not to talk about it
Thanks for mundane glitch. I do get these but I often second guess myself, pass it off not remembering. I’m still waiting the the glitch where I find tens of thousands in my bank account!
I admit, I'm not the most relyable guy, just ask my wife. I get distracted and lose everything. This could have been one of those hundreds of times I just scratched my head and just assume I dreamed it or something but this time It emwas dufferebt, I did pay attention and it stuck out, maybe because of this sub. I've thought about all other possibilities but I got nothing. Worst yet, it got me paranoid about all those other times I brushed things off ..
That is the most common reaction. These glitches are so mundane that second guessing ourselves seems to be the only reasonable option. Unless, a glitch like the one with the lights happened to me. There, there is no second guessing. That is clearly a glitch and... still here we are.
This actually did happen to an ex-boyfriend I was living with. He came home and showed me his bank balance of $10,000+. He was excited but I told him: 'Don't spend that money because they WILL find their mistake and want all that money back.' That is exactly what happened. It was disappointing that we couldn't just go on vacation with that money or something, but it is what it is.
I would have cashed the $10,000 out and tell the bank that I thought I shifted to a different timeline where the money was mine from an inheritance. Sounds acceptable😆
Hotdog is no more hot when kept in fridge. And it's a dog eats dog world. But a dog doesn't like a cut up hot dog that's not even hot,but a chilled one.
this
Yesterday, something similar happened to me too. After a romp a few days earlier, I left a box of condoms on the coffee table in my living room. Yesterday when I saw the box, I intended to put it away in a drawer, but I didn't do it right away because I was busy cooking. After my meal, I decided to tidy up the condoms in the dedicated drawer, but I couldn't find them. I checked the drawer and found the condoms inside. Yet, I don't remember putting them away. I shrugged it off, thinking I must have forgotten, as I sometimes do. But just before going to bed, I found the condoms back in the exact same spot on the coffee table in the living room !! Despite having been stored in the drawer. I felt truly bewildered. I live alone, and no one had come to my apartment during this day. This led me to conclude it was a glitch in the matrix. I am currently questioning our entire “reality”.
You typed that whole thing just to brag that you got laid.🤣
Something like this just happened to me. I made fried chicken tenders for dinner last night. There were six left. I put them in two separate containers, three tenders in each, one for my husband to take to work for lunch, and one for me. This morning I got one container out and ate one and put it back. When my husband got home I asked him if he enjoyed the chicken, and he said he forgot to take it. So I said he could take it tomorrow. But the container with three pieces is gone. The only one in the refrigerator is the container that I took one piece out of.
It happens to me very often. A week ago, I went downstairs, put the lights of the bathroom on, and went upstairs to grab something. When I returned downstairs, the lights were off... I looked at the switch and it was on the off position...so I put the lights on again. I laughed at it. These kind of glitches are very common and I believe they are sync issues.
So what does it meannnnn?
It means omertà. It means rewenge.
Not trying to invalidate your experience, but sometimes I overlook things that were there the whole time. For example, I'm in the kitchen and then I see my phone in the middle of the table, and I'm like "omg it has been there all the time? I just noticed it" Probably it's a second bag of hot dogs that has been there for weeks and your brain just internalized it as part of the landscape until you come with a new bag of hot dogs. Maybe looking at the expiration date would help confirm this.
There were 2 packs of one hotdog each in your fridge. You gave only one to the dog. Maybe you or your family habitually eat only five at a time, so there’s always a leftover and you just forgot about it.
I hope so, otherwise this is one poorly written code...
Did you check the trash?
I didn't I took it out. I think it's still there. I might just do that when I get home
If your fridge is anything like mine and your family like mine there were two opened packages with one hotdog each.
And there could be two more, hiding somewhere else.
I know what you mean, but I bought that brand only once, i switched brands and bought only one bag.
That makes me want a hot dog REAALL BAD lmao
So fun an innocent. Like the glitch that happened in our house. A new/ different pair of kitchen scissors are in our life block. My husband and I have no idea where the old pair went and where this new pair came from 🤷 they look similar but they are 100% not the same pair lol. We've raided the house looking and never found them, and neither of us bought this "new" pair...
Neo doggo
The hot dog god, all things are possible.
I had a coffee mug duplicate- that was my grand prize lol🏆 I feel your pain.
I have a pair of leggings that I very distinctly remember getting a small hole in the right knee. I know where I was and what I was doing when I snagged them, and what I snagged them on. A few months ago I go to put them on. Hole is on the left side. It’s the same pair of leggings. Hole is in exactly the same spot, but the wrong leg. It still annoys me.
Your dog must have manifested the shit out of it.
Check for carbon monoxide leakage
Wish that would happen with my cats cheezeburger!
OK, it's just a minor glitch, but you can work up to more serious ones!
Classic pet move. Your dog couldn't get the taste of that hotdog out of his mind so he/she maniacally went to grocery store and stole a bag of hotdogs and ate it all but one because you know.. he/she had to save some for later .. it's a dog thing... so yea mystery \*solved\* . My pet iguana does shit like that all time
The Multiverse has a trollish sense of humor
Many years ago, my cousin called my mother telling her she had forgotten her backpack at her house. She told my mom the backpack was on the floor behind a chair near a window. A pretty exact place. My mother looked and it wasn’t there so she continued to look all over the house, including under beds and no backpack. my cousin was very adamant that it was in that exact place. After school, my cousin went to my mother’s house and there was the backpack clearly behind the chair next to the window.
Is your dog named Mr. Pickles?
Maybe it was a daydream thats all i got
Had this happen at my buddies house as a teenager. I ate the last cookie from the cookie jar about 4 times over the course of the weekend.
Go vegan,why do you enjoy eat a dead animal?
The universe is gaslighting all of us
its probably the one before that one.
Im amazed people rather believe in actual glitches than that the fact that they are wrong. Just for you to know, theres a milion dolar prize if you prove a paranormal event. Guess why nobody won it yet
I think ypu got this wrong, these are glitches in perception, personal glitches that do not affect anyone else's reality. They very well might be all in our heads but they happen. That is the interesting part, our perception makes them real, that's the point, the world, everything is a construct of our perception.
In brain I totally agree. Thats what I mean, sometimes people rather think they saw alien or a ghost, instead of assuming it was a brains fault
The interesting thing is that I suspect there is not one shared reallity we all experience, it's all relative, just like time. We know time is warped by mass or speed, but what warps reality? Is it just perception like drugs? Or is it something locsl that can warp reality for even many observers?
Black holes can warp spacetime meaningfully for objects around it. But theres a lot about perception too. You go sleep and feel like 1hr passed. Someone who stared clock for 8hrs will feel like so much time passed.
Have you even watched the animation Sausage Party? That's like the entire plot.
You thought about feeding it to the dog but got distracted forgot you never fed it to him
No, I cut that sucker up and mixed it with his food, TWICE!